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Chapter #2 - Accident

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The next few days, we argued again. It was as plain as that. Well, I was so caught up fighting; I forgot what the heck we were arguing about. Right now, we were centimeters from each other in a death-lock glare. Soon this was going to be physical.

Then, the teacher came in. We gave each other a glare and walked off. Then, Shikamaru-nii started the lesson, tonelessly, about ninja qualities. Soon, I stopped listening to him until "Konohamaru, name one troublesome ninja quality." I couldn't even think of one. "I don't know, sensei," I mumbled. "Hanabi?" asked Shikamaru-nii. I groaned. Of all people, she was the one chosen to show off at my stupidity.

"To be a ninja you must be quick-witted and skilled," she said, before looking at me. Then, I saw a glint in her eyes. A glint… of Evil. Then, Hyuuga announced to the class. "Everything stupid babies like Sarutobi are not." A look of pure smugness was on her face.

That did it. A vein definitely popped. I felt a wave of pure anger. I tried to control it… And I was winning! Until… "What's your say, scaredy-cat?" That was the last straw. My legs moved on their own accord. I found myself standing up. "Hyuuga," I muttered, my voice filled with detest. "Sarutobi," she said calmly, looking me straight in the face.

Before I realized it, I was centimeters from her face in a glare match. "Troublesome kids, calm down now. Dammit!" I heard Shikamaru-nii said. But I didn't care. I was not gonna lose to Hyuuga in this.

I half-yelped when a chalkboard duster hit me on my head and I toppled forward. And I landed on top of Hyuuga. Now I know what Naruto-nii felt like when he… err… for a lack of better words, kissed Sasuke-san when they became Genin. I seriously didn't know what to do until I felt someone shove me off.

"Sarutobi… Did you… Did you just?" was all I heard from Hyuuga before I was punched into the hall way. I heard her yell "Counselor!" and storm out off the classroom, careful to step on me. What a crappy day…

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Yo! It's Zaki here. Please don't get mad if I don't upload for a while 'cos 101 chapters... Wow... That's hard...