Shimobo: see? what did i tell it is that day! Heh, I all ready typed this up like a week ago, but that is be side the point!
Hitomi: Yeah, you were too lazy to put it up!
Shimobo: No, I wasn't I was just starting it before I put any thing on because it is confusing and better to do so you don't mess it up and waste peoples time by putting it up and never adding on to it again and make them mad by doing so!
Hitomi: I believe you completely... Oh, and she and I don't own the original product! this is the disclaimer so no sueing for us! Please? if you do sue please give a reason that an everyday person can understand! We are not lawyers or want to be.
Shimobo: that's right! Enjoy this chapter and dis it if you feel the need to!
"Good, Akaneko-chan! you're did a great job, un!" Deidara-kun said slurping up the last of a bowl of ramen I made for our newest member.
"Thanks, but I found out how after watching Itachi-sensei make it." I answered greatfully. Deidara is 15, the same as me, and has long blond hair, also like me.
His blond hair is lighter then mine but darker then some of the other ninja I've seen with Itachi-sensei. Although some say my hair is light brown, some say my hair is an extremely odd shade of orange, meanwhile others say my hair is a dark shade of blond, all is true. My hair has orange strands mixed with at least 20 different shades of browns, and blonds. Recently I got blond highlights and red streaks in my hair at Iwagakure, while Itachi-sensei, Kisame-sama and I were looking for Deidara-kun.
"You give this Itachi guy too much credit. He's only three years older then us, un" Deidara said angrily.
"I might but he taught me almost every thing I know." I replied quietly," Every thing else I learned from the other Akatsuki members."
"What do you by that?" Deidara asked confused.
"Well," I started looking at him then at my hands in front of me," I lost all of my memory other then my first name from 13 years old and younger. Itachi was basically instantly assigned to be my sensei after Zestu almost ate me after he found me on the river bed. Ever since Itachi-sensei has been teaching me along with Kisame, Zetsu, Pein, and Konan. Eventually there was Orochimaru, Sasori, Hidan, Kakuzu and now you."
"Oh, that is interesting,un, but how do you know that you are 15 now not older or younger?" Deidara asked hoping to stump me or get a really long reply that probably no common person would understand.
"Easy, come with me." I answered getting up off of the chair motioning for him to follow me.
We walked out of the kitchen and down a hallway to my room. As I opened the door I hit some thing or more of somebody.
"Woah, watch where you open that thing!"the white haired man shouted stepping out the way.
"What are you doing in my room Hidan? Aren't you supposed to be on a mission with Kakuzu-senpai right now anyway?"I shouted walking in glaring at the Jashin follower.
"We got back early and I was looking for you." he answered giving the glare right back.
"Why were you looking for me, you white headed foul?" I asked going over to my bed and pulling out a small wooden box.
"I forgot cause you hit me with the door." He uttered rubbing the back of his head," What you getting into that for?"
"To show our newest member how I know that I was 13 at that time." I replied now complete straight faced.
"Huh, new mem-" He started then saw Deidara walk inside my room," Oh, hello there."
"Oh, hi, I'm Deidara. You're Hidan, un?" Deidara asked introducing himself with a grin.
"It's Hidan-senpai to you, short man," Hidan said glaring down at Deidara.
Demoralized Deidara nodded and pitifully muttered," Nu, un."
"Hidan don't be so mean!"I shouted glaring at the older boy," He already is afraid of every body and he hasn't even met Sasori yet."
"Hey, who said I was afraid of you?" Deidara asked not hearing the last bit of what I said.
"You should be." I muttered quietly looking down. Trying to change the subject I said," Deidara-kun come here I need to show you this. Maybe you will be able to understand it."
Success. "What is it, un?" he asked curiously as he came closer to me," Woah, that looks pretty beat up."
"It's a piece of parchment that I had on me when they found me." I explained handing it to him.
After he read the parts that were still readable through the burn marks and the water damage he said," So that's how. To bad the writer's and the receivers' names are missing or completely destroyed, un."
"Wait did you say receivers?" I asked surprised," What do you mean by that?"
Well, it says 'I hope you', burned spot 'and' water damage, 'will take care of her for us while we are,' burned off. So apparently who ever you were goin' to were trusted people of your guardian. Also that the people didn't know who you are or were before your guardian sent you to visit them, pointed out by how it said your age and name." explained Deidara seeming too smart for his own good.
"You made that connection fast, Deidara. I'm utmost surprised." Itachi said calmly from the shadows of the hall way," Akaneko, how did you miss that?"
"That is a very good question. I mean you gave me tests to check whether or not I could pick up hidden meanings in letters and messages and I aced them, some times picking up things you didn't mean to intend but where there anyways. Bizarre." I replied at taking the parchment back and putting backing the old box shaking my head at my own stupidity.
"Deidara, it's time to meet you partner." Itachi said taking his mostly emotionless gaze away from me to Deidara.
"Oh, please tell me he isn't a jack ass like Hidan here." Deidara pleaded quietly to were only I, who was the closest to him, could hear. I wasn't paying much attention to him though, recently I've been picking up Itachi-sensei's emotions more and more often. I don't know whether he's purposely letting them show or it is just because I'm almost always with him and Kisame so I am able to pick them up but I'm pretty sure that Kisame can't. And it's not because Kisame is a bad ninja.
Shimobo: That's it for this chapter! hoped you liked it and wont hurt me if you didn't.
Hitomi: Yeah, we didn't really go over this one or changed it much... all I did was fix her spelling
Shimobo: Shush Hitomi! What did I ever spell wrong?
Hitomi: You spelled yeah wrong multiple times before.
Shimobo: I guess you do have a point. Well, see all of you nice readers next time! Ja-ne!
Hitomi: Bai!
