Hello, again, everbody! I'm soo happy you guys like this fic! Here's another chapter from yours truly! I'm soooo sorry for the long update. Life happened. That's all I can say.

P.S. Dr. Rafiya is a girl. She kind of looks like Utterson, if he had a kid, but with green eyes. I just don't want you guys to get confused later... and she's straight... again for future referances.

ON WITH THE CHAPTER!


Chapter Two: On the Importance of Eye Contact:


Dr. Rafiya: Okay... Yesterday was... interesting.

Sweeney Todd: That ugly mutt over there put my hand in a sling!

Beast: You tried to shave me!

Dr. Rafiya: Let's let go of the past, okay?

Everyone: ...Fine.

Dr. Rafiya: Good, now I have another game we could play.

Erik: Aww...come on!

Javert: All the "games" we play end up a diaster!

Dr. Rafiya: And whose fault is that?

(They all point to random people in the circle)

Dr. Rafiya: The faster we do this, the faster we can go home. Now Frollo stand across from the Beast-

Frollo: I refuse to put myself in any proximity with that demonic creature. And I don't take orders from gypsies.

Dr. Rafiya: Not every person with dark skin is a gypsy!

Frollo: Hmph!

Dr. Rafiya: You know, that 60 year prison sentance could go up if you don't do this.

Frollo: Fine. (Stands 10 feet away from the Beast.)

Dr. Rafiya: Phantom, stand across from Javert.

Phantom: (starts moving) This is stupid.

Javert: I know, right?

Dr. Rafiya: Jekyll and Hyde across from Sweeney Todd.

Jekyll: I just love experimenting with the human physi-

Hyde: Shut up.

Jekyll: No, you shut up!

Sweeney: And I thought I had issues...

Dr. Rafiya: There. That should be good. Now move one step to each other.

(Move)

Dr. Rafiya: Closer.

(Move)

Dr. Rafiya: Like three huge steps foreward.

Sweeney: This seems so wrong, on so many leve-

Dr. Rafiya: Just stop complaining, and move closer!

(They all run into each other)

Javert: You can't possibly expect us to move any closer!

Dr. Rafiya: Of course I wouldn't-

Everyone: (breathes a sigh of relief)

Dr. Rafiya: Now hold hands.

Everyone: (does a double take)

Hyde: You can't be serious.

Dr. Rafiya: I am serious! Now hold hands.

(Everyone reluctantly holds hands with their partner)

Dr. Rafiya: Good. Now look into each other's eyes...

Everyone: (does a double-double take) WHAT?!

Sweeney: Y'know I like girls-

Everyone except Dr. Rafiya: Yeah, me too...

Dr. Rafiya: It's not that kind of test! The experiment is to show you the importance of eye contact!

Javert: (peering at the Phantom) You're even uglier up close...

Sweeney: At least you don't have this guy. He's twitching like a crack-head!

Hyde: Shut up!

Phantom: (punches Javert)

Dr. Rafiya: No! This isn't the point. It's supposed to be peaceful!

(Chaos breaks loose)

Dr. Rafiya: I give up. (looks at her watch and groans) Time to go and visit the girls.


(A couple hours later)

Belle: (in tears) And t-th-then he took m-my father away, and I-I- can-can't leave! WAHHHH! WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL!

Dr. Rafiya: (gives her and the rest of the girls a pillow) Use this to express your feelings. Non-violent confrontations are much more us-

Belle: (cries into her pillow)

Esmerelda: (steps on it)

Christine: (takes out a chainsaw)

Dr. Rafiya: Where did you even get that fro-

Fantine: (starts stabbing her pillow) And this is for arresting me...and this is for calling me a prostitute!

Lucy: (rips out the pillow stuffing with her teeth) You cheated on me with Emma! Then you... s-stabbed me! T-T-Three... #$%$#...Times!

Dr. Rafiya: You are literally just saying computer symbols right now.

Emma: (punches her pillow) You cheated on me with Lucy.

Both: You stole him from me. (cat-fight)

Meg and Esmerelda: (cat-fight)

Esmerelda: I'm the better dancer!

Meg: No! It's me!

Belle and Johanna: (play the song Jar of Hearts and cry)

Dr. Rafiya: Oh dear...


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