Hello, again, everbody! I'm soo happy you guys like this fic! Here's another chapter from yours truly! I'm soooo sorry for the long update. Life happened. That's all I can say.
P.S. Dr. Rafiya is a girl. She kind of looks like Utterson, if he had a kid, but with green eyes. I just don't want you guys to get confused later... and she's straight... again for future referances.
ON WITH THE CHAPTER!
Chapter Two: On the Importance of Eye Contact:
Dr. Rafiya: Okay... Yesterday was... interesting.
Sweeney Todd: That ugly mutt over there put my hand in a sling!
Beast: You tried to shave me!
Dr. Rafiya: Let's let go of the past, okay?
Everyone: ...Fine.
Dr. Rafiya: Good, now I have another game we could play.
Erik: Aww...come on!
Javert: All the "games" we play end up a diaster!
Dr. Rafiya: And whose fault is that?
(They all point to random people in the circle)
Dr. Rafiya: The faster we do this, the faster we can go home. Now Frollo stand across from the Beast-
Frollo: I refuse to put myself in any proximity with that demonic creature. And I don't take orders from gypsies.
Dr. Rafiya: Not every person with dark skin is a gypsy!
Frollo: Hmph!
Dr. Rafiya: You know, that 60 year prison sentance could go up if you don't do this.
Frollo: Fine. (Stands 10 feet away from the Beast.)
Dr. Rafiya: Phantom, stand across from Javert.
Phantom: (starts moving) This is stupid.
Javert: I know, right?
Dr. Rafiya: Jekyll and Hyde across from Sweeney Todd.
Jekyll: I just love experimenting with the human physi-
Hyde: Shut up.
Jekyll: No, you shut up!
Sweeney: And I thought I had issues...
Dr. Rafiya: There. That should be good. Now move one step to each other.
(Move)
Dr. Rafiya: Closer.
(Move)
Dr. Rafiya: Like three huge steps foreward.
Sweeney: This seems so wrong, on so many leve-
Dr. Rafiya: Just stop complaining, and move closer!
(They all run into each other)
Javert: You can't possibly expect us to move any closer!
Dr. Rafiya: Of course I wouldn't-
Everyone: (breathes a sigh of relief)
Dr. Rafiya: Now hold hands.
Everyone: (does a double take)
Hyde: You can't be serious.
Dr. Rafiya: I am serious! Now hold hands.
(Everyone reluctantly holds hands with their partner)
Dr. Rafiya: Good. Now look into each other's eyes...
Everyone: (does a double-double take) WHAT?!
Sweeney: Y'know I like girls-
Everyone except Dr. Rafiya: Yeah, me too...
Dr. Rafiya: It's not that kind of test! The experiment is to show you the importance of eye contact!
Javert: (peering at the Phantom) You're even uglier up close...
Sweeney: At least you don't have this guy. He's twitching like a crack-head!
Hyde: Shut up!
Phantom: (punches Javert)
Dr. Rafiya: No! This isn't the point. It's supposed to be peaceful!
(Chaos breaks loose)
Dr. Rafiya: I give up. (looks at her watch and groans) Time to go and visit the girls.
(A couple hours later)
Belle: (in tears) And t-th-then he took m-my father away, and I-I- can-can't leave! WAHHHH! WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL!
Dr. Rafiya: (gives her and the rest of the girls a pillow) Use this to express your feelings. Non-violent confrontations are much more us-
Belle: (cries into her pillow)
Esmerelda: (steps on it)
Christine: (takes out a chainsaw)
Dr. Rafiya: Where did you even get that fro-
Fantine: (starts stabbing her pillow) And this is for arresting me...and this is for calling me a prostitute!
Lucy: (rips out the pillow stuffing with her teeth) You cheated on me with Emma! Then you... s-stabbed me! T-T-Three... #$%$#...Times!
Dr. Rafiya: You are literally just saying computer symbols right now.
Emma: (punches her pillow) You cheated on me with Lucy.
Both: You stole him from me. (cat-fight)
Meg and Esmerelda: (cat-fight)
Esmerelda: I'm the better dancer!
Meg: No! It's me!
Belle and Johanna: (play the song Jar of Hearts and cry)
Dr. Rafiya: Oh dear...
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