Disclaimer: "Harry Potter" series belongs to JK Rowling , not me.

AN: Again, forgive me if you find any grammar mistakes, English is not my native language. Unbeta'd. Enjoy!


-I have an idea.

Sirius opened his eyes to look at Prongs, who was smiling mischievously.

-Yeah?

-You know, since we have an audience…

-…don't we always? – interrupted Black and waved his hand lazily at the giggling group of girls, sitting on the grass nearby.

Peter chuckled.

-Exactly. So I thought about this tiny little thing, you know… to keep our lovely fans entertained. Are you in?

Now James had full attention of all the Marauders. He stood up before them and grinned when he got Sirius's casual nod and Peter's eager one.

-Moony?

All three heads turned to the blond boy, who was reading.

Remus sighed loudly and closed his book begrudgingly.

-Fine.

James looked delighted. Which made Lupin a bit nervous, to be honest.

-Come here then, mr. Prefect!

Oh no…

Remus glanced at Prongs's extended hand and pondered whether he should get involved in that new „wonderful" idea of his, after all. Still, he put his book aside and stood up in front of his friend.

-And now what? – he asked, exasperated.

James smirked and held the blonde's wrist.

One of the girls squealed.

Oh.

Suddenly it all became clear, as Remus finally guessed what it all was going to be about. And he really didn't like the idea.

-Relax Moony, we're just going to give those lovely ladies a show they deserve – James laughed – Sirius?

Black joined them immediately and positioned himself behind the blonde. Remus froze in place, when Black put his hands on his waist.

-Why are you blushing, dear Prefect? – teased James as he grabbed Lupin's other wrist.

-Let me see – Sirius took a hold of blonde's chin and forced his friend to look at him.

-I don't think this is a good idea – Remus tried to fight back the blush that threatened to show and tried not to look into Black's grey eyes.

-Spoilsport – Sirius chuckled.

The fangirls were almost screaming now.

-Oh my god.

James jumped away from the boys at the sound of a familiar voice somewhere near.

-L-Lily, my love! – he stammered and tried to flash her his most charming smile.

-Don't bother Potter, I see now that you have… slightly different tastes – she lifted her eyebrow - …pity.

Lily's companion covered her mouth with her hand and stifled a laugh.

-WHAT?! – James opened his mouth in shock, but the girls were already leaving.

Peter was rolling in the grass, laughing uncontrollably.

-Good one, Prongs – Sirius almost choked and patted his friend's back – But don't worry, Moony and I will always be there for you when you feel lonely.

-Count me out – growled Remus feeling rather embarassed. He picked up his book and went back to school.

-Aww… shame. But there's still the great Me!

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That was the moment, when James Potter decided to hex Sirius Black.