Axel appears out of no where from a darkness portal, going through the mail as he walked past the livingroom area. Yes, apparently there is a livingroom area now.
"AHHH! Don't DO that!" Demyx screamed, nearly having a heart attack as he choked on the cookie he was stuffing in his face.
Giving a dull blink, Axel turned to stare at the other male; raising a brow. "Really? Really? We use the portals ALL the time. That scared you? Then what do you use to get around?"
"The door..."
Sweat Drop. No really, serious sweat drop. He just got burned... by Demyx... DEMYX FOR FREAKING SAKE! Axel's world felt like it just hit him square in the chest, doubling over in pain from that.
"WEEEE, I'm a happy kitty!" Demyx then skips off, making the burn sting now that Axel remembers how literally stupid he is.
"Damn water sprite...," he growled out, still holding his stomach as he glared at the skipping lunatic.
"Sup fire-crotch, da'fawk yu got there?" YOINK! Larxene steals le said mail, paying no mind that he was still leaning over in pain.
"How many times have I got to tell everyone! It was ONE TIME! One time, by accident!"
She stifles a laugh, pausing what she was doing to look at him from over her shoulder. "The hell are you talking about freak? I was making fun of that hideous mop you call hair. Why, what did you do?"
"N-NOTHING!" He turns and runs off, nearly knocking Namine over who was coming down stairs to make herself a sandwich.
"Cunt..." Walks past the other blonde as if she was superior, smirking to her clever insult.
"Who let you back into the castle? We don't allow pets to run around freely," the Memory Witch rolled up a newspaper, smacking Larxene in the face with it as she passed. "No! No no, bad dog!"
Zexion appears from a portal, calmly jerking Namine into it with him as a bolt of lightning zapped the air where she had been. "But what about mai sammich!"
MEANWHILE
"Heeeeeeeeey, Axel! What's your favorite food?!" Demyx called as he stormed into the bathroom where the redhead just happened to be.
"How the hell did you get in here?" Axel was sitting on the toilet, covering his stuff with a newspaper while trying to understand how he got in here when he could have sworn he locked that door!
"Our fans want to know what our favorite fewds are!"
Axel gave the dullest glare he could possibly manage, putting his face in the palm of his hand. "How do you know that? Larxene took the mail..."
"I'm ah ninja, I just stole it when you weren't looking. Just like I stole that pack of gum from your pocket just now."
Axel nearly shits himself, jumping backwards some to this sudden news. "WAHHH? How did you?! When did you?! I feel so violated!"
"From what you and Roxas do, I'm surprised anything violates you anymore," Marluxia added with a coy tone, starting to fix his girly hair in the mirror as the two other men talked.
"Now where the hell did YOU come from?"
"I've been in here the whole time. Shaving my legs in the corner."
"Oh oh oh, Mary, hey Mary! Look over here, hey Mary pick me!" Demyx waves his hand around in the air, waiting for Mary to call on him to speak.
"Eh?"
"What's yer favorite food?!"
"Why peaches of course. They help keep my gorgeous girly figure. And of course keep my beautiful complexion in top shape. Why just look at this flawless fac- AHHH! Oh my god is that a blemish!" Runs out of the bathroom screaming like a little school girl. "Don't look at me, I'm hideous!"
"Pft, I could have told you that years ago...," Larxene added entering the bathroom as well.
"Larxy, what is yer favorite fewd?"
"Burnt flesh and the screams of my victims. What the fuck do you think it is? Fried chicken dumbass," she rolled her eyes, blowing a bubble with the gum she was currently chewing.
Axel, who was still sitting on the toilet, still half naked, and still very violated at the moment, growled out deep within in throat. "Would you guys just leave already?!"
Demyx starts to tear up, not liking it when someone yells at him. "But but, you haven't answered the question yet!"
"Ugh! My favorite food is-"
"Roxas's mouth," Larxene added before Axel could finish.
"Yes, Roxas's mouth. Wait, what?! Nuttuh! It's, um, chocolate cake and seasalt ice cream. Yeah that, it's that. Now leave."
"Kay!" Demyx took that answer and skipped out of the room happily in chibi-form while dancing to music playing out of no where.
After he was gone, the pyromaniac turned his sights on Larxy, giving the glare of all death glares. "You speak of that to NO ONE. You got that? No one."
She leaned against the sink, crossing her arms unamused to his threats. "Does Roxas know you undress him with your eyes?"
"I don't have to undress him with my eyes when- AYE, not again! Get out!"
She finally leaves, scoring another one under her belt of wins. Feeling quite proud of herself.
"Oh oh, Mansex, heeeeey Mistah Mansex, what is your favorite fewd?" Demyx asked, clearly at it again.
He blinks, looking very bored. Eye brow tick before looking away trying to ignore the younger member. Demyx doesn't give up too easily, so he gives a puppy dog face, licking Mansex's cheek which got a pur out of Xemnas.
"Spinach."
The water user pauses, gagging at that answer. "Ew! Spinach!? Demy no likey!" Runs away as if Mansex has just tried to make Demyx eat it leaving Xemnas standing there confused.
"What? What did I do?"
"Haaaaaih Zexion, what is your favorite fewd?" He storms into another room where Zexion and Namine were playing the Xbox together. Zexion looks up, staring from behind his bangs before glancing back to the tv screen. "Tacos."
"What about you Nami? Oh I know what you like! Marshmallows right?!"
She gave a slow blink, her expression and stare burning holes in Demyx's skull.
"Is that a white joke? You got jokes?"
"What? I thought you liked white since your room is white, and your dress is white, and you're so pale, and, and and your hair is light almost white and-"
"I get it... we all get it. Now shhhh. Do you hear that, what's that boy? Huh, do you hear that? Whose knocking? Is someone at the door, go get them boy!" Demyx takes off running on all fours out of the room barking at the non-existant intruder.
"Bow bow wowow wowow wow!"
"You would think he'd learn by now," Zexion added getting a headshot on Namine who was too busy laughing at Demyx to pay attention. That cheater!
"Haha, never gets old!"
"By the way, what is your favorite food?"
Her blue eyes flicked back to his face, raising a brow to the question. "You kidding? Food is food dude. It's all good."
Back with Demyx, he skids around the corner bumping into Saix which made him squeal out with delight. "Mai cupcake!" Scurries up into his arms, nuzzling against him.
Saix hugs the boy tightly, shoving his face into Demyx's hair while he asked yet another question.
"What's yer favorite food cuppiecakes?"
"Are you on the menu?"
"Tehehe, no silly!"
Saix paused from nuzzling his face in the other's hair to think about it and whispers, "then I dunno, banana's I guess," against Demyx's ear.
Roxas who was walking around the corner, instantly turns on his heel and starts to walk back the way he came when he spots them, hoping not to be noticed by a certain someone. But, his effort was in vain because Demyx pointed right at him.
"Rooooxy!"
"Nope!" Roxas takes off running, Demyx charging right after him. With a flying tackle, Demyx caused them both to tumble-down the stairs; his body sitting on top of Roxas when they landed. Looking around, he started to get scared, wondering if Roxas was lost somewhere on the steps. "Where did Roxy go?"
"...get off of me... Why.. why me? Why must I have been born..."
Hearing his voice, he gets excited, jerking him into a hug. "Roxy! I found yew! I didn't know we were playing hide and go seek! I win!"
Roxas just lays there, getting choked to death by Demyx who was hugging his neck way too tightly.
Axel football punts Demyx off of his man seconds later, hissing at him. "No! Mine!" Jerks Roxas up, holding him away while pushing out his leg to keep a distance from Demyx and Roxas.
"Waaaaaaaah!" Starts to cry, flailing arms when he was pushed away. "But Roxy loves zeh Demy!"
With a death glare, Axel looks between Roxas then Demyx two or three times, his face looking worried and somewhat hurt. "Is this true?!"
"...I hate my life. Please just kill me now." Emope.
"But behbeh! Why yew no lahv meh?!"
"I do lahv yew!" Roxas threw up his arms, tilting his head back in defeat.
"Kai!" Happy with that answer, Axel snuggled the younger male then carries Roxas off to leave Demyx sitting there alone.
"But... he never answered my question!" Pout.
"He likes sea salt ice cream!" The redhead screams from other room, a little too busy to be bothering with Demy right now.
"That's what Axel likes though?"
Larxene sticks her head around corner, almost like she was listening to the whole conversation. "Yeah, because they eat it out of each other's mouths."
"Really? What kind of game is that? I wanna try!"
Hearing what Demyx just said, Luxord appears from a darkness portal; cocky as ever. "Did someone say surprise sex?"
Saix is seen flying through the air landing a ninja kick to Luxord's face just then. Saix to the rescue because there will be no rape on his watch!
"He's mine..." Hisses, pulling Demyx away to safety.
"Luxord! What's your favorite food?!" He asked over Saix's shoulder as he's being carried away.
"That's easy. Rum cake, luv."
"Why doesn't that surprise me?" Sora added, lacing his fingers behind his head before plopping his body down on the couch.
"SORA!" Demyx jumps down from Saix's arms and runs after the Keyblader, giving a nuzzled hug into the brunette.
"The hell are you doing back in here again?" Larxene asked putting her hands on her hips.
Riku took a seat beside his friend, leaning back with an idle elbow hanging off the back of the sofa. "Demyx invited us for a dance party. Gonna be, Bad. Ass."
"Riiiiiiiku!" Seeing that he was here, Namine tackles him in hug; Zexion standing there glaring like Riku had just stolen the most precious thing in his life.
Riku gives a smug grin, smirking at Zexion before looking back to Larxene who was checking out Kairi without her knowing.
"That was today? Ya ya, daaaaance party! Oh, hey Soooora, what's your favorite food?" Crawls into Sora's lap now, getting a very threatening growl out of Saix.
Sora scratches cheek, thinking really hard before blurting out, "SUGAR!"
"Me too! Awe, we should totally be frans!" Hugs Sora's neck, nuzzling his cheek into his sweetly while getting a bunch of awe's out of the older men in the room.
"That's totally hawt, " Luxord rubs his chin as he spoke, nose bleeding bad from his unhealthy thoughts. Saix during this time was whimpering and walking back and forth behind Sora trying to find a way to squeeze himself between the two.
"What's YOUR favorite food Riku?"
"Sour patch kids," he pulls Namine closer, pissing Zexion off even more as he left the room.
Demyx stopped nuzzling Sora long enough to look around the room, pursing his lips. "Who haven't I asked yet?"
"Uh? I'm standing right here... nice of you guys to even notice I'm around," Kairi raised a hand before crossing her arms over her chest. Pushing out her hip as she shifted her weight on her heels.
"Oh I noticed," Larxene smirks, eyeing up Kairi's body as she stood there helpless.
"Man... forget I said anything." Shrinks down some, trying to cover her body from being eye candy.
"Ah yeah! You, hey you with the face, what's your favorite food?"
Kairi scurried over to stand beside Sora, kneeling beside him to hide. "Ramen," she mumbled out, glaring at Larxene from across the room.
"I'm getting tired of asking people. DANCE PARTY TIME!" Demyx jumped up to hit the lights and starts dancing as a disco ball falls from the ceiling.
"When the hell was that installed? Did you know we had that thing?" Larxene turned to look at Saix, hoping he had some clue on when they had time to build it.
"Nope..."
