My Eyes!!

Summary: It was a few days after Akaya took Sanada's pants. He thought all the trouble was past….until he caused more.

Rating: T (more suggestive themes XD)

Disclaimer: Prince of Tennis © Takeshi Konomi

Haha poor Sanada XD He's my favorite, but I just love making bad things happen to him…a lot XD Forgive me…lol Hope you enjoy this chapter! Oh and "OMGGG" stands for "Oh my good, golly gosh" :)

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Akaya was finished with his afternoon practice and headed to the club house/locker room place. He wanted to get his new coloring book to show Yukimura. He had colored a page with a puppy eating ice cream yesterday and wanted to show it off; he even colored inside the lines this time!!

When he opened the door he heard a strange noise. It sounded like a terrible creature hacking on something. He then noticed Sanada's hat on the floor near the door to the showers…where the sound was coming from.

"Oh noes!!" he thought. "The evil creature in the showers is eating Sanada-fukubuchou!!"

"I'll save you Sanada!!" he shouted running at the door.

"HIIIIIIIIIII-YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" Akaya yelled kicking down the door.

"Huh?" Sanada turned around. He was only trying to get the last of the shampoo out of the bottle, which caused it to make the weird noise bottles do when you're trying to get stuff out of them.

Akaya stared at Sanada. Seeing that he was all right, he sighed and thought to himself, "Yays, fukubuchou's not being eating by a monster! He's just…"

"OMGGG, he's naked!!" Akaya screamed. He covered his eyes and ran outside screaming again.

Sanada just stared after him. "…Akaya…" he growled to himself.

Outside

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!"

"What's wrong Akaya?" Renji asked since he was nearby.

"My eyes!! My eyes lost their virginity!!"

"What are you talking about Akaya?"

"I…I saw Sanada naked!!"

"……."

"I'm not even married yet and I saw it!!"

"……"

"And, and it was really big and scary!!" Akaya cried (with real tears).

"…Akaya….you know you're both guys…it's nothing you've never seen before…." Renji asked. "Why is this such a big deal?" he thought.

Akaya stopped crying and looked up, "…..you're right Yanagi-sempai….even if it was Sanada…"

"There was a 98.63078 percent chance I was."

"…yeah….sorry…" Akaya turned back to the club house to get that coloring book.

When he opened the door there was Sanada (fully clothed) and looking pretty pissed.

"Akaya….." he said sternly, his hat hiding his eyes.

"Uhhh-ooo," Akaya said to himself. "Uh…yes Sanada-fukubuchou?"

"You know this is the second time in a week you've made me angry."

"Is…is that right?"

"Yes. First you take my pants, which I never got back, and had me chasing you all over town and to Seigaku in my underwear, and now you burst in on my shower and stare at me in a very uncomfortable manner."

"….ehehmmehe….."

"What do you have to say for yourself about that?"

"Uhhhhh….yours is really big??"

"……."

"Uh, hahaha…?" Akaya laughed in a questionable, almost sarcastic way.

-1…2…3…and,-

"TARUNDORU!!"

Back Outside

Jackal turned around. He thought he just heard a very loud smack and a strangled cry off in the distance. However, he just shrugged and walked away thinking, "Maybe I should have my hearing re-checked soon?"

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The End!! Haha Please don't hurt me too much! –begs on hand and knee-

I don't know why, but I've really been into writing really random crack stuff (that seems to be slightly suggestive)…but than again, I'm doing it at 2AM 'cause I don't want to go to sleep and have nothing better to do…XD