The Title Comes From That 'Lady Parts' Medicine, Preparation H. LOL. Lady parts. That's what all the boys in my school call it. Ha... Boys are very entertaining in uses of stair falling down and biology inaccuracy. Ha... I don't Own A.N.T Farm.


Dear God, save me. Was all Chyna Parks could think while she heard her brother whine about the A.N.T trip.

"Wow. Japan. I'm coming." Dad said. Chyna was a lot of things,but she wasn't dumb. She had Olive calculate the exact amount of money that it would cost for him to go with his extremely light luggage- he always said;"We're only going for a little while. I only need 2 pairs of underwear. Deoderant? What is their soap for?"

Ew.(In case your wondering about the underwear,each one lasted 5 days. Correct and clean at first, then to the right, then to the right,then backwards, and lastly inside out.)

"Okay. That'll be 15,000 dollars." Her father stopped the car and almost killed them. "WHAT? Nevermind. I trust you,sweety."

Hmph,Chyna thought, he trusts me when he's too stingy to spy on me...

"But it's not faiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrr. I'm the A.N.T Rep. I should go!"

"But you aren't even an A.N.T!So you can't! God,man,get a grip!" She shook her brother and jumped out of the car,content he was gonna shut up now.

"I can go,right?" Chyna asked her father later at dinner. The incident earlier hadn't really cleared all her doubts.

"Of course." Both her mother and her father replied.

"YES!Thank you!" She kissed both of their cheeks and went upstairs to call Olive.


"OLIVE! YOUR DAD'S HERE!" looked up the steps.

"Okay." Oliva came down,hair in the breeze. Her mother kissed her forehead. "Take care,Mom." Olive whispered,and linked hands with her Dad.

"So,Dad. Thanks."

"Whatever do you mean?" Mr. Doyle said in a Britsh accent. A sly smile was peeking on his face.

"For buying every item in the catalog during the fundraiser. Now Mom doesn't have to pay for my trip. I mean,we barely had to pay anything at all, but I felt rather guilty because she would have to hand over at least 3 paychecks. So,thank you, fine sir."

"Anytime,m' lady." Olive giggled and finished eating her Chinese food. Mmm...Shrimp. It was her fathers turn to laugh.

"Okay,Olive. I need you to do something for me." Olive green eyes bulged up at her father.

"Yes?"

"Take this. And don't tell your mother about it. She hates it when I give her money."

"You two are still legally married,right? So why's it's so wrong?"

"Olive,your mother is a beautiful woman whom I love but, she needs time. So take it. I love you. Have a fun time." Her father was only permitted one night on school weeks and the weekend.

When Olive was finally alone in her room, she unwrapped her clammy hand. She looked at the money in awe. $350 and ¥26,755.64. Ah,Dad. Olive thought,stuffing it into a secret compartment in her underwear-hey,no judging-You've outdone yourself this time. The phone started ringing, but the dirty blonde didn't hear it. She was much too excited learning about Japan and everything. She could pack tomorrow. After all,it wasn't like she was going to forget something.


"Thank you." Fletcher smiled as the lady handed over 50 dollars. Yes! He thought. Almost there! I'll have to earn a little more if I wanna take Chyna somwhere nice.

"Young Man. That painting is wonderful." The fragile but groovin' old lady exclaimed,pointing at a wrinkled finger at a painting of the A.N.T's. "I'll take the whole collection." The lady handed over 1,000 dollars. Wow. He would have to share this with Devi,because her family had some monetary issues. Collection? He had accidentally brought the pictures of Chyna and the others with him. He would have to give all of them some,because she was paying for their faces. Fletcher had taken the pictures of Ivy's camera-photography was a side thing-and simply drawn them and given them different backgrounds.

"THANK YOU!" He called after the old lady. She turned around and smiled. "WAIT!You forgot this one..." But she was already around the corner. Sad,Devi's wasn't sold,which means he didn't have a good reason to give her any money.

"It's okay. I'll take it." A very familiar face said. Fletcher didn't know where he had seen him before,but he had seen him...

"Really?"

"Yeah,250 okay?"

"Yes!"

"Okay. There you go." The teenager in the NY hat said with a smile,handing over a check. He stood there for a moment,smiling at Devi's face. "Do you know this girl?"

"Yeah. She's actually going with me to Japan." The mystery boy suddenly looked sad. "Um,so,you,um,like,her,right?"

"No. It's a school trip. TokyoDisneyland..."

"Where are you staying? I'm sure they'll be thrilled to see me. Even...Chyna...THAT'S the one you like." A sly smile lit his face. Fletcher blushed and mumbled something. "Ah, here's some advice. They don't KNOW you like them unless you convince them."

"Huh?"

"Just,go for it. Find the right time, and go for it. Kiss her. And no matter what, keep your sights on her. Because the second you glance at another girl,another guy comes and... comes and steals her." He got all sad again at that last part. "Annnnnnnyyyyyyyways, tell Devi J said hi,okay?"

"Okay." He started walking away, towards a very expensive looking car. "HEY!" Fletcher called after him. He turned around, making is long hazel hair move a little. "The Tokyo Disney Resort." He smiled and yelled thank you. Fletcher nodded and smiled at his one painting left. Today was a good day, he hummed to the imaginary Ice-Cube concert in his head.


Devi searched around her room, looking for something heavy. She found the lamp in the dark and smashed it over Tyler's head. She had just narrowly escaped death. " Mom!" She yelled at the top of her lungs.

"Devi,what's...oh. They should but him jail. They have a reason now. Attempted murder...' The touched three numbers on the home phone and reported Tyler's actions.

Tyler was some boy who had been stalking for a while, but had never done anything to her offically until right now. He violated restraining orders sure, but that only got him one or two days. This was serious this was like federal prison serious. Like potential gang-rapers serious. Or at least, as far as Devi was concerned it was. The police came and collected all the evidence and took a staments from Devi and the neighbors.

"How long do you like they'll lock him up."

"Forever."

"He has mental issues?"

"Well,yes. But he was also responsible for the killings of 5 girls. That's stalking,abuse of substance,underage drinking,man slaughter 5, and attempted murder and kidnapping."

"And you are going to try to help him, right?"

" His mental issues? Yep."

"Thank you officers."

The cops drove off and Devi's mother went towards her. "Are you OK?"

"Yes." Devi almost smiled at her mother's warm chest smushed against her face. "MOM!"

"When are you leaving for Japan?"

"Day after tomorrow." She looked up as her 33-year-old mother laughed.

"Ok. Great. I have to work all night and part of the morning, and you know your father is gone by the time I get home."

"I'll stay with Chyna. As a matter-o-fact," She smiled up at her mother and turned,which made the porch pebbles underneath her move. "I'll see if I can arrange some kind of sleepover for all the girl A.N.T's there." Her mother,Liana, smiled and said; "Okay." They sat there in silence for a while, not hearing much of anything except fot nature's song.

"I think I love Jake." Liana looked down, startled by her daughters sudden announcement. This was the second biggest milestone ever. First Love.

"You sure?" She nodded sharply,meaning no matter what, she refused to be proven wrong. "Positive." She crossed her arms and poked out her lip. "Okay..."

"Mom."

"Yeah?"

"I love you too,though. And Dad."

"I don't need you to tell me that. I already know it." She squeezed her daughter tightly as she said the words. Liana stood up slowly and reached for her daughters hand.

"Just making sure."


Bye. I'll tell about the others A.N.T's later, okay. Tomorrow will have more boys, but also the girl sleepover... Bye Luckies!(Lucky Star reference-it's an INSIDE thing)