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The lights shut off and there was a scream. Well, two, one from squee, and one from someone else. The lights flickered back on and zim was on the ground, fake blood on the side of him, and Johnny was looking confused, holding a knife next to Zim, with fake blood on it.
"J-Johnny?" Devi asked.
"Wha?!" He shouted, snapping back to reality, "Hey, I didn't do it this time."
"Get him!" Dib cried.
"Hey, GET AWAY!!! I STILL HAVE THE KNIFE!!!"
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Everyone stopped. Even if the knife was fake, this is JOHNNY we're talking about.
"We should investigate!" Jhonen suggested, and then took out his piggy, "Piggy" stroke, stroke, stroke.
"We should BURY Zim first, shouldn't we?" Dib suggested.
"Wait! No!" Zim shouted, getting to his feet.
"You're not dead?" Devi asked.
"It's part of the game!!!" Jhonen shouted, "You guys have to find out who 'killed' Zim!"
"Shmee said to blame Johnny." Squee said, quietly.
"THE BEAR SPEAKS-"
"LIES!!!" everyone shouted, "We know!"
"PIGGY!!!" Gir shouted, and tackeled Jhonen.
"No, MY PIGGY!!!" He shouted back, they began fighting over it.
"Well, I'm gonna go be dead over there." Zim said, pointing to a different room. Everyone followed.
"Ooooooh, BIG library." Dib said, walking in.
squeeeeeeeeeek
"Tenna, we're in a library." Devi told her friend.
"Not me, spooky."
"Hey, theres books about EVERYTHING!!!" Johnny said, in an isle WAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.
"There cant be one about EVERYTHING." Devi said.
"No, seriously, it says Book of all that is and will be." He answered.
"I don't believe you!"
"Well come over here and check, then!"
"I'm not coming anywhere near you!!!"
"Then don't!"
"I WONT!!"
"GOOD!!!"
"SAME HERE!!!"
"Love is a beautiful thing." Tenna said.
"SHUT UP!!!" Devi and Johnny said at the same time.
"Hey, there's books about me, Shmee, Gir, Dib, Zim, Johnny, Devi, Tenna, and Gaz." Squee said.
"Really?" Devi said, walking over.
Johnny came over, holding a large book, which was very heavy.
"Look." He told everyone, it was the book he was talking about.
"Huh, so you WERE seriouse." Devi said.
"Yes."
"I still don't trust you!"
"I DON'T CARE!!!"
"PLEASE NOT AGAIN!!!" Zim shouted.
"Hey, I think there's a skeleton over there!" Squee shouted.
"Lets go see." Johnny said, putting the overly-large book down.
"Squee!" the small boy Squee'd
They all walked over to the skeleton, as they got closer, it smalled more and more like a corpse, soon they had to cover their nose. They got close to the corpse, it was a librarian. They name tag read: Deloris
"Uh, I wonder how Deloris died." Johnny said.
"Maybe she was stuck playing this game too." Dib said, thinking.
"I think she's a librarian." Devi said.
"Thank you, for poiting out the obviouse, Devi." Johnny said, a sour look on his face as he pointed to her name tag, "Hi, I'm the librarian, I'm Deloris," it read
"Whatever, Johnny, you're getting annoying!"
"And you're not?!"
"YOU'RE BOTH GETTING ANNOYING!!" Jhonen yelled, he was torn up and had lots of bruises.
"What happened to you?" Squee asked in concern.
"Gir. BUT I WON!!!!" He said, triumphantly holding up his piggy plushie, "I'll be right back, I need to clean myself up. In the mean time, you might want to separate Johnny and Devi, They're fighting." Jhonen said and sure enough they were having a fist-fight, not Johnny's day, 'cuz Devi was winning.
"What's wrong, Nny? Cant hit a girl?" Devi taunted, this earned her a hard fist in her mouth.
"Uh, Gaz, you and Gir get Devi; me, Zim, and Squee will get Johnny." Dib said.
"What about me?" Tenna asked.
"You help if one group cant get them."
"Okeeez!!!"
Tenna ended up helping Dib, Zim, and Squee, Johnny was a hand full, Good thing Jhonen had a cherry DOOM Brainfreezy machine, or it woulda gotten messy.
"Okay, so how fwr wre you guys on finding out who 'killed' Zim?" Jhonen asked, No more bruises or cuts, THE MEDICINE THESE DAYS WORKS GOOD!!!!
"Nothing so far." Devi answered, sponging blood off her busted lip.
"Y'know, it's your fault that happened to you, not just Johnny's, Devi." Tenna said.
"Thank you, Tenna." Johnny said, sponging blood off his busted lip and the deep gash he got from Devi clawing at him.
"I brought snacks for everyone!" Jhonen said, (I'm hungry…) bringing over a jar that said, Koocies! (©, DIG?!)
Gir was the first to take one, then Squee, Dib, Gaz, Tenna, Devi and Johnny reached at the same time.
"Go ahead, Devi." Johnny said, backing away.
"No, you go, Johnny." Devi said. (Does anyone else know how this is gonna end?)
"You."
"No, You."
"I insist."
"I Decline, and insist."
"Ok, before you two start fighting, here!" Jhonen said, getting out two 'Koocies'. They reached for each one, and Gir came and ate them. Johnny was pissed. Devi was freaked out that there was a robot with them. Gir was happy.
"Well, everyone, it's bed time, except Johnny. Do you want a book or something?" Jhonen asked.
"Nah, I'm good."
"Okay! Good night everyone! I'll be in the den, hopefully awake!" Jhonen said, and walked over to the den and turned on the HDTV (lucky puppy).
Everyone but Johnny went to sleep around 11:00 PM or so. Jhonen passd out around 3:00 AM.
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Goooooooooooood? TERRIBLE?! Any idea who done it?
