MHC: Sorry for the wait—I had a rough time with this. The first time and as I was editing it about 3 years after the original post!

Sora: Are you ever even going to finish this?

MHC: No fucking clue. I want you all to give a big thanks to 3OH!3, MIA and Mindless Self Indulgence for the newfound BEAUTY OF THIS!

Roxas: You actually listen to that music?

MHC: Yes, now piss off! And YOU! *points to reader* This is the last chapter so SAVOR IT!

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You think school sucks? Wait till you see

Detentiooooooooooooon

Chapter 2: What is Hannah Doing With Her Life?!

I mean…

Lemon in a School Bathroom!

(Kinky! :D)

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There was a terribly long moment of silence as Roxas stared at Sora—who was grinning like an idiot—with wide eyes.

"…are you high? Did you smoke another LSD-laced cigarette?!"

"No way! That was a dare." Sora objected, "And you heard me: sex."

Roxas started to panic and looked around frantically. "But w-we're in a fucking public bathroom! What if someone comes in?!"

Sora smiled evilly. "It's Friday." "And the teachers!?"

"There's more than one bathroom in the school."

There was small pause.

"…Damn you…" With a deep breath, Roxas muttered a final "Okay."

Not a second later, Sora pushed his companion against the stall and was in the process of smothering the poor blond in erotic kisses. As their tongues battled for dominance, Roxas wrapped his arms around Sora's neck. Sora assumed his earlier actions by sneaking his hand under Roxas' shirt and sliding his hands over the other boy's stomach and chest. They both broke the kiss for air and Sora attacked Roxas' neck while his hands undid the button and zipper on the blond's pants.

"Sora, I don't think—" Roxas was cut off by Sora putting a finger to his lips.

"Roxas, I love you, and we don't have to do this if you feel you're not ready." Sora said seriously and looked into Roxas' eyes.

"Fucking a…" He cursed at the infernal fluff scene (because I'm a fucking romantic, shut up). "I'm ready." He smiled and Sora smiled back.

"We won't get to the extremes yet," Sora chirped, "You just sit back and relax!" He undid Roxas' pants, pulled down his boxers and let both garments pool around the blond's ankles. (AN: OK, here it goes!)

Feeling the pressure of Sora's hand around his shaft, Roxas moaned as his companion pumped him slowly. Roxas let out a gasp and bit his lip to hold back the screams he stifled in his throat—willing himself to make as little noise possible.

"What's my name, Roxas?" Sora purred; smirking as his hand gained speed.

"Sora," Roxas moaned out "Now shut up and do your fucking—ah!" Squeeze.

"I can't hear you," Sora pressed.

"SORA!" Roxas yelled, earning a smile from the other boy. Before Roxas could check to see what Sora was up to, a wave of hot pleasure ripped through him; coming to the conclusion Sora had taken his length into his mouth. Roxas cried out, tossing his head back and arching his spine. Sora continued with his actions, all while enjoying the screaming of his name and the way Roxas convulsed against him like a lust-driven animal.

With a string of loud curses and a final cry, Roxas came into Sora's mouth. The brunet smiled as he licked the rest of Roxas's cum off his fingers before pulling Roxas' pants back up and standing. He pecked his companion's forehead before announcing he was going to wash his hands and tidy up. Still in the process of clearing his euphoric mind, Roxas staggered over to where Sora was and stood next to him for a moment.

"…why is everything so blurry?" He croaked, only having half-found his voice.

"You just received the best blowjob you'll ever get in less than five minutes," Sora wiped his hands with a paper towel before ruffling Roxas' hair. "Don't worry, the high will wear off in a few seconds."

When it did, Roxas quickly thanked Sora, splashed his face with some water, fixed his hair and clothes and the two of them returned to the detention room. Upon entrance, Cid looked to greet them with a very bored expression.

"What took ya so long?" Cid asked with a raised eyebrow. "I nearly had to come and check on ya!"

Sora smiled and sat in his chair. "Roxas' stall door got stuck and it took us a while to get it open."

Immediately catching on, Roxas nodded and pursed his lips in mock-annoyance. "The hinges need oiling or something. I blame that lazy-ass janitor!"

"Yeah, well, there's only 45 minutes left of detention, so just sit and be quiet and all that crap." They nodded and waited patently.

Through the whole 45 minutes, Sora and Roxas passed perverted notes to each-other while Cid, not having the sharpest eye, continued to read the news paper and completely ignored them until the time was up.

Glancing at the clock, Cid yawned. "Okay you little mongrels, you can go home now. See you," He pointed to Sora, "when you get busted again. And see you," He redirected his finger to Roxas, "at dinner tomorrow."

"Ah dude, that sucks. You have to have dinner with him?" Sora chuckled.

"I heard that!"

"Shit! Uh, gotta go!" Sora shot up from his seat and with a "See ya Cid!" he bolted out the door. Laughing, Roxas bid his uncle a farewell and followed suit.

As they exited the school and walked out of range, Sora's hand eagerly groped Roxas' ass, earning a surprised yelp from the other boy. Sora leaned over to Roxas and kissed his cheek.

"When we get home, I'm going to screw you so hard you won't be able to walk or sit right for at least a week…"

Roxas smiled.

"I'm looking foreword to it."

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And what happened in school today, sweetie?

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MHC: Okay that's the end people! Go home now!

Sora/Roxas: (whines)

MHC: That's right you little pussies, get over it. If you want more fan service go read Beauty and Beast cuz I'm DONE here.

Sora: (comes back in another prince charming suit) Never fear—your Seme is here!

Roxas: (walks in with a pink, frilly princess dress) I can't believe I'm wearing this…

Sora: (picks up Roxas bridal style) We make love—TONIGHT!

MHC: Please read and review. Hope you like the edited version cuz it gave me HELL!!!