POOLSPIDER
CHAPTERS
It was a calm night, nothing out of the ordinary, a few robberies, nothing too stressful.
A few weeks ago some of the normal (not alien, crazy scientist, etc stuff, but like robberies and those normal kind of things) have gone low, which is good since he has more time to relax, this isn't normal on his daily basis.
He was tired, work and college were driving him crazy, and all he wanted was to rest his eyes a little..
He lay down on the rooftop, closed his eyes, breathed slowly and felt his body in the limbo. He knows he should not sleep while wearing the Spider-Man suit, but his spidey senses would let him know if there is danger nearby.
All he wants is to rest and breathe, and sleep and...
"Heeelp," a man's voice shouted.
"Ugh WHYY?" Spidey sat down again and felt like crying out of anger. "Why now, damn it? Couldn't you wait?"
He saw his reflection in a window of a building next to him, it wasn't flattering, he looked like a psychiatric patient.
"Okay, you need to calm down Peter, this isn't you, just breathe."
"HEEELP!"
"Can't you just wait five seconds? That's all I need dude," he stood up "Okay you're gonna be fine, maybe is just a robbery, after that we'll go home... I mean 'I', I'LL GO HOME, because there's no we... Geez, what's wrong with me?"
"AAHH!" the man screamed again.
"FINE, God, I'm coming!"
He never acts like this, the whole "with great powers, come great responsibility" is his motto, but today he was tired and just wanted to rest, who can blame him? Yes, he is a super spider, but also human.
He swung to the place and stayed on a near fire escape to have a better view of what was happening. There were three dead men on the floor, a lot of blood and another (the one who screamed, he supposed) pinned to the wall by a large all muscle man in a red and black suit.
"You shouldn't get involved with bad people, it is obvious that if you make them angry they will want that stupid face you've got smashed... Yes, I am very aware of the situation... No I don't think he peed himself, wait... Did you?"
Peter was very confused by the whole thing, was he talking to himself? He can't judge him though, he was doing it himself a few minutes ago, but this was different, it seemed that the guy was having a serious discussion with his brain.
"You're a very disgusting man, you just peed yourself and now everything stinks."
"P-Please, don't kill me!"
"It's not gonna hurt, pinky promise... Nope, never mind, I didn't sharp my girls this morning, so it might take a while to detach your head from the shoulders."
"HEEELP!" the man screamed again trying to get out.
"Show is over." Spidey landed next to them, but not enough to get HIS head taken off. Furthermore, cursing himself internally for the stupid phrase he used for the landing.
"And you are?" The other man in the suit asked "Yes, I'm fully aware of his sexy body."
This was very confusing and Peter was not in the mood.
"Okay man look, I'm tired and I think you've already caused too much damage," he said pointing out to the dead bodies "So if we could just leave it here."
"Oh no can't do, he is actually the one I was called to kill. Those were just a funny entrance."
Peter didn't get the joke, so he just stood there very tired.
"I don't want to fight."
"Me either, sunshine. Unless we're covered in lube and you're at the bottom."
"What?" This is seriously confusing.
"Anyway, please excuse me for a second while I unalive this guy and we can go for some tacos."
"NOO, please help me!" the man pinned to the wall screamed (again).
'Oh, right! I forgot about him' Peter thought.
"I can't let you do that and I don't go out with guys who kill others," he said, shooting a web at the tall man in the black and red suit, then shot another at the other guy, who was about to run away.
"Wow that's hot... So you do date guys?" asked the suited man now pinned to the wall covered in webs.
"Um okay... This was very weird... Anyway I'm gonna go and call the police, you two have a nice night, I need to sleep."
Peter turned around, fired a web to a roof, and was about to leave when the man behind hissed.
"Nice ass Baby Boy, I'm Deadpool by the way... Call me!"
Peter blushed and before anything could get any weirder, he swung away.
"Oh well, that was fun," said Deadpool cuting the webs with his katanas.
{And hot.}
[Who is he?]
"I know right?"
And detached from the wall. The other man was about to scream -again- when Deadpool pulled out one of his guns and shot him.
"Sorry dude, I was planning to have more fun with you, but right now I have a serious boner I need to work on."
{Let's watch some spider porn!}
[Even I have to admit that's disgusting... Yet I'm delighted.]
The next morning, Peter woke up feeling better, he slept through the night and didn't have to work or go to college because it was Sunday. He stood up, stretched his back -which sounded like a bone orchestra- and went to the kitchen to get some cereal (hoping he still had some because he did not have the money to buy anything). On his way to the kitchen he began to think about what happened last night
"Was it a dream?" He asked a box of cereal with the last bit of cereal in it and sighed "This is depressing, what am I gonna eat tomorrow?" He grabbed a bowl, poured the cereal in it and went back to his last night thoughts.
"Who is this guy anyway? Never seen him before... Deadpool, huh?"
He sat down, eating his breakfast and opened a book in front of him, it was about biomechanical engineering and all the nerdy things he likes.
Deadpool woke up exhausted from a night of sweaty masturbation and thoughts of love towards a little man dressed in a spider suit.
{We should stalk him!}
[Maybe we can find some google pics of his ass and masturbate more.]
"I think I need to see him again."
{I don't think he wants to see you again pal.}
[Who would've?]
"Shut up, for the first time in a long time you're not going to ruin my Sunday morning, I'm too happy to even care."
{He's not even into you and you're happy? That's sad!}
"I don't care."
[Pathetic!]
"Still don't care."
{Whatever man, I'm also in a good mood.}
[Yeah, who are we kidding? Today we're happy.]
Peter put on his suit, the sunset was almost gone and that meant time for Spider-Man, his stomach growled like crazy, he had eaten nothing but cereal in the morning, and an apple with cookies and juice in the afternoon. His fridge was empty and he only had two dollars to survive for three more days until paycheck. Maybe on the way to his duty, he could stop somewhere and buy a fruit bar or something cheap, and after that try his best not to think about food at all
Wade looked all over the internet about the cutest spider in the world, but didn't find much other than he is a superhero.
{The best one if you ask me.}
[Nope, that's Batman.]
"Wrong Universe!"
There were also pictures, which he obviously stored in a folder he named 'SexyBitsySpider'.
{Not Itsy Bitsy, that's a long story. And those pictures are for later.}
[We're gonna have so much fun with those!]
{You know what should be more fun? If we see him again.}
[Woah, first time you have a good idea.]
{I always have good ideas, you're the Ebenezer Scrooge who always 'Bah Humbug' me.}
"I was already suited before you said a thing."
He took his guns and katanas, tied them to the suit, and went out for some arachnid hunt.
Peter was on the rooftop eating the fruit bar, trying to imagine it was a burrito or something bigger that could actually make him feel full, when his spider senses began to tingle. He looked around and leaned to one side of the building, that's when he saw Deadpool, who was looking up. He started to jump with happiness and waved his hand, Peter bowed his head in confusion.
'What the actual fuck?' He thought as the other man started to climb, 'What is he doing? If he wanted to kill me I don't think he would've waved and acted so happy... He's kind of crazy tho so you never know... Maybe he was send to kill me...?'
Before he could finish his thoughts, Deadpool was already in front of him and since Peter was sitting, he did the same, sitting down in front of him. Peter was seriously confused and didn't know how to react or what to say.
"Hi Baby Boy, your lips are beckoning me to jump and kiss you, but since I'm a gentleman I'm just gonna imagine it."
Peter frowned for a second with the fruit bar still in his hand, and crumbs of food around his mouth. Then he reacted.
'Fuck, the mask!' he rushed and push it down.
"Aw, show is over guys!" Deadpool grinned under his mask and Peter could see it. That mask was very expressive. He wanted to ask how, but given the circumstances it seemed rather strange.
After a while, he still very confused and a little shocked. And Deadpool talking to what he thought was his brain, he decided he had to say something.
"Um... What the fuck?"
Wade paused, looked at him silently, and reached a hand toward him.
"Wade Winston Wilson, three W's almost a record. It's a pleasure!"
'I don't know what is happening,' Peter kept thinking.
"Uumm Peter." 'WHAT? WHY? Secret identity anybody?'
"Oh..." Wade never thought he would tell him his name. Peter extended his hand to Wade to shake hands, yes, he was still in shock and confusion, but he would never be rude enough to leave a handshake in the air. His aunt has taught him better.
{OH MY GOOOOD, WE ARE TOUCHING HIM!}
[We can now die in peace... If we could actually die.]
Wade didn't think of his next move, he just pulled Spidey towards him and hugged him.
{AAAHHH we're in heaven!}
Peter pushed him away, now he was seriously confused.
"NO! - What? -Wait... WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?"
"You're my favorite superhero, very close to Batman, but I'm pretty sure you've never heard of him because we are in another Universe, like same planet and world but different Universe, I know it's confusing but..."
"WADE STOP!"
{Wow he called us by our name.}
[It sounds angelical coming from him, even if his face is super red right now.]
{He's so confused, so cuuute!}
"Okay... Okay..." Peter got to his feet and began to move in circles.
"I thought I was supposed to be the crazy one, he looks so cute, though."
{[*Swoons*]}
"This is so weird, is it a dream?"
He looked at Wade who shook his head.
"Okay... So um who are you? And um and what are you doing here?"
Peter twisted his hands as he asked the questions, it's something he does every time he is anxious and/or confused.
"Oh, I figured you were not paying much attention."
Wade stood up and wiped his suit, "But you remembered my name, so you really paid attention to that."
He sighed and Peter could swear he saw hearts in his masked eyes.
"Anyway, I'm Wade aka Deadpool aka Merc with a mouth aka Booty killer which reminds me, you have an amazing one wow... Where was I? Oh right, I'm kind of new here, was called for a job and then I found you and now I don't ever want to leave."
Peter was staring at him with his head bent in confusion and blinking uncontrollably behind the mask..
{Aaww let's hug him again!}
[No, don't do that! Look at him he is disgusted by you.]
"Sorry, I talk a lot, even more when I'm nervous," Wade apologized and looked down.
Peter swallowed, then took a deep breath and approached Wade. He really felt bad, the guy looked as if a truck had passed over him, shoulders down and staring at the floor.
"Hey, it's okay! I kind of do that too," he said smiling. Wade looked up and noticed Spidey was smiling at him, like literally smiling.
"So um Wade or Deadpool, how do you want me to call you?"
"Whatever you want, Baby Boy."
{Daddy would be nice.}
[And if he could scream it in an orgasm, it would be better.]
Wade did his best to get that image out of his head, he needed to try to act a bit normal if he really wanted to get a chance to at least keep talking with Spidey.
"Okay, then Wade will be... Don't call me Baby Boy!"
"Oh come on, it suits perfect on you."
"Just... Fine, so what are you doing here?"
"Well, I wanted to see you."
"Me?"
Peter didn't quite understand what was happening, but he tried to play it cool, before the man in front of him could kill him or start to cry, both seemed like very possible panoramas.
"Why? Did someone send you to kill me?"
Wade stood there for a moment without moving or saying anything, Peter was starting to worry when the other busted out in laugh.
"What, kill you?" Wade laughed even harder "I would never harm a sweet little spider like you, especially with such an ass and round kissable lips like yours," when he saw that Peter was still confused, Wade stepped closer.
"I'm not gonna kill you," he said more calmed "I just wanted to see you, and talk you know."
"B-But why?"
"Well, because!"
Peter could feel the warmth of Wade's body very close to his and all that confusion in his head and the muscles of Wade's body and...'What is wrong with you, Peter Parker? Focus!' Before he could say anything his stomach growled, he was very hungry and now half of his bar was lying on the floor, maybe all eaten by ants. He ran to grab it and it looked fine, just a little dirt, nothing that could kill him. He cleaned it, and rolled up his mask again 'Who cares? I'm hungry and he already saw the bottom of my face' And he was about to put it in his mouth when a big hand grabbed his wrist to stop him.
"Woah, you're not gonna eat that, right?"
"Um yes, I'm hungry and this is all I have."
Wade took the bar away from the boy, and threw it away.
"What? NOO! That was my dinner, why would you do that?" Peter looked at him, almost crying and pouting like a baby. Wade sighed.
"Don't worry Baby Boy, daddy is here to feed you."
"What? No Wade, you can't!" his stomach growled again, the sound was as if Cthulhu wanted to get out of him and end with the human race.
"Uh yes I can and I will before you faint and an alien comes out of that beautiful belly."
"Um... I-I don't know, I don't feel comfortable with people buying me things without me returning the favor or whatever."
"I know a way you can pay me back," Wade raised a brow and Peter saw it even with the mask on, he really needed to ask how.
"NO, don't even think about it!"
"I'm just kidding Baby Boy, come on, I want nothing more from you than your presence and a happy face with a full belly."
Peter wrapped his arms over his stomach 'I mean yeah, I'm really hungry, plus, one dinner won't kill me nor him... But this means I'll have to give something back at some point.' His stomach (or Cthulhu) growled again.
"Fine… But I'll invite next time."
Wade put his hands over his face and his mouth turned into an 'O'.
"Does this mean there will be a next time?"
Peter's eyes went wide and almost facepalmed 'I need to eat now before I say another stupid thing'.
Chapter 2: Feeding Cthulhu
Chapter Text
They went to a Mexican place that Wade recommended, which was a perfect idea, since Peter wanted a burrito so badly and Wade simply loves Mexican food.
While they waited for the food, Wade grabbed some crayons and a few coloring books that the restaurant left for the kids, then sat down and started painting. Since Wade is a child trapped inside a huge body, Peter didn't mind and really enjoyed watching him fight while trying not to cross the line.
"So… You kill people for a living," It wasn't a question, more like an affirmation since he had already seen his work.
"Yep!" he kept painting "I'm a mercenary."
"I see."
"How old are you kid?" Wade left the pencils on the table and looked up at him.
Peter froze, didn't know exactly why, but it seemed like a serious question all of the sudden.
"Twenty, I know I look younger, it's my height I'm like an average, but in the small kind of average," he laughed nervously and Wade nodded.
"You do look younger, and you're height is perfect," he said getting back to the painting, which made Peter smile again.
"I like how you paint," he said leaning forward to look closely.
"You do?" it came more like a squeak, so Wade tried to clear his throat. But when he looked up and saw Peter smiling, he let it pass.
{Maybe he's just being polite.}
[You paint like a 2 year old, of course he's being polite!]
But Wade was not listening, instead he got lost in Peter, who pulled his mask up to his nose and smiled again. This time Wade could see the actual smile and those beautiful lips again, and suddenly felt like fainting.
{Look at those perfect round lips *swoons*}
[I'm gonna save that in the spank bank.]
"Has anyone ever told you how perfect you are Petey?" Peter blushed, his cheeks turning into a pretty in pink.
"Oh!" he laughed nervously "Well… In case my Aunt doesn't count, then no, only you… I guess."
{*Sighs*}
[ *.* ]
"You're a good one, Petey Boy," said Wade smiling back and returning to the painting.
The food arrived and Peter started eating without hesitation, he was very hungry and the burrito was so good. He looked up and Wade was looking at his tacos without moving.
{You didn't think this through. Did you?}
[Better not eat, you don't want the kid to throw everything up.]
{He will run away and not come back, EVER!}
Wade was very angry now and sad and confused, he was about to scream at the boxes to leave him alone so he could think something, when he heard the sweet voice of the boy in front of him and looked up to find Peter staring at him.
"Are you gonna roll up your mask to eat those tacos or do you have a special skill to do it?" Peter smiled and Wade relaxed, taking a breath and feeling kind of better.
"I-I'm not hungry, I think I'll take this home," then he returned to the shame of looking down.
{Good, he doesn't deserve to look at your ugly face.}
[Not even in the suit, you should be ashamed to be here with him.]
"Wade," he could swear that his name coming out of those beautiful lips sounded like Christmas carols.
"Hm?" he didn't look up.
"You okay?" his voice sounded concerned.
{As if!}
[Pff please, concerned? No one cares about you!]
"Yeah I'm fine… Keep eating Petey, I'm perfectly fine," and he tried to smile but it came more like a grimace.
"Well, if you don't want to eat, then neither do I." He set the burrito on the plate and leaned back in the chair.
"No Spidey, come on! It's not that serious, it's just that… You d-don't want to see what's under this mask."
"I'm pretty sure I can handle whatever is under that mask," his voice was calm, but Wade knew he could not do that to him.
"Please eat," he looked down again.
Peter stood up and moved his chair next to Wade's, who stared at him bemused.
"Like I said, I'm pretty sure I can handle whatever it is that you hide down there," he continued smiling and Wade just wanted to be wrapped in his arms, because what a smile.
"Can I try?" Peter asked placing his hands on Wade's neck, his thumbs very close to the edge of the mask and looking straight into his eyes.
{*Gasps* No… He can't, don't let him do that!}
[We're going to lose him.]
But Wade did not pay attention to the boxes because once again he got lost in the beauty of being that it is Peter. He nodded and Peter started pulling on the mask, he could feel the touch of Peter on his bare neck and chills pierced his body. He kept looking at Peter's masked eyes, trying to read his reaction.
Peter stopped in the arch of his nose and leaned back to look at him. His skin was scarred, there was not a part of his neck, jaw or all his face that didn't have a scar.
Wade was about to pull it back down when Peter stopped him, he leaned in slowly and kissed Wade's cheek softly, then a warm smile appeared on his lips.
{… What does this mean?}
[He does not look scared nor disgusted.]
Wade could see that, Peter was smiling, and he kissed his cheek GOD, SPIDEY KISSED HIS UGLY CHEEK and didn't seem like throwing up.
"Y-You don't m-mind?" he stammered and felt like dying, but Peter shook his head..
"Not at all, it's pretty incredible actually," he smiled again and Wade felt his world shift from gray to rainbow. "Does it hurt?" Peter asked and this time the concern was really there.
Wade put a hand on Peter's cheek, his skin was so smooth and beautiful, he was all beautiful and Wade had only seen his lips, but he knew that the boy sitting in front of him was the most beautiful thing in the world.
"Most of the time, yeah!" he replied in a whisper. They were so close to each other and his hand was still touching Peter's cheek, he wanted to bend and kiss him, but the whole thing of the mask was more than enough to make him happy forever.
"I'm sorry" Peter also whispered almost tilting his head against Wade's touch.
{He is? Oh my God, my heart is aching!}
[I don't even know what to say.]
"Thank you". They stayed like this for a while, Wade looking mainly at his round pink lips and Peter trying to understand everything that had just happened.
Finally he got up and returned to his side, with the chair in his hand to where his -already cold- burrito was. He sat down and bit it, before giving Wade a burrito grin.
Wade was still in shock, when Peter returned to his side of the table and grabbed the burrito, he thought how cold it could be and how he had ruined his dinner, but when Peter smiled at him with burrito on his lips, Wade could not help but smile and feel completely happy. The boxes were silent so he decided to enjoy the moment and eat his tacos in peace.
When they left the restaurant there was no awkwardness or hard feelings, only happiness.
"Well I better go home now, it was really nice to spend the night with you Wade… Thank you!"
"You're very welcome Spidey," his smile was wider than what he could ever remember to be "And the offer to pay me back is still up."
Peter grunted, shoot a web and left. Wade watched him leave and he felt truly happy.
{It would have been much better if we had kissed him.}
[And if we had taken him to our bed.]
"It was perfect the way it was."
{*sighs* Yes, too bad he'll never see you the way you want him to.}
[Maybe he's throwing up right now.]
{Poor kid, he's going to have nightmares.]
Wade froze there in the middle of the street, feeling bad and disgusting again, letting some panic attack him slowly.
{On the bright side, we still have those pictures in the laptop.}
[True, let's go home to enjoy the view!]
He let out a sigh and remembered Peter's smile when he saw his face and all the panic disappeared (at least for a while).
Chapter 3: Peter got a date
Chapter Text
Peter was having a big debate between his brain and his stomach. His brain wanted to buy something that would last for two more days, even if it tasted like air, and his stomach wanted to buy some cereal, even if a box costs all the money he has, which is like a dollar now.
He was in the aisle of the store with his eyes shifting from the cereal he wanted to the cheapest brand that tastes like air. The problem, both boxes were too small.
"I mean, if I think about it, if I buy this box of cereal and eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner, for two days, maybe when I get my paycheck I'll still have some more, I just have to ration it better."
Grabbing the box, he looked further and found a large box of cereal that cost a dollar, unfortunately it is the worst cereal in the world.
"Oh, well, it will do, at least I'll eat something," he shrugged and looked to his right, there was an old man staring at him and judging him in silence for talking to himself. Peter smiled awkwardly and turned to the cashiers 'Well.. That was weird'.
Wade was happy, he could even swear he saw a unicorn this morning.
{Yes, when we went to pee, if you know what I mean.}
[You nasty!]
"We should do some breakfast and leave it to Peter, he looks like a hungry kid."
[Great idea, if only we knew where he lives.]
{I told you it was a good idea to knocked him down, kidnap him, dress yourself as Bea Arthur, interrogate him about everything and let him go. Not before we smack that sexy ass of course.}
"I love the Bea Arthur part, and his sexy ass of course, but not the knocked him down one, I couldn't hurt that pretty face."
[Chloroform!]
{ :) (_|_) }
He thought about it.
"NO, that is wrong people, DON'T do it!... Now if you'll excuse me, I think I have a date with a friend of mine in the bathroom, because dat ass."
Peter came home with the cereal and ate a little. As expected, it tasted very bad, but at least it was food and that's what matters. He found himself thinking about Deadpool, and his face, and his scarred neck and lips 'Those lips... Wait what?'.
"NO Peter, you can't fall for a mercenary, you just can't!" he shook his head and tried to think of something else, but when he looked down, there was something growing inside his pants.
"I think I need to go on a date, like a real one, not with my hand... Why do I keep talking to myself?"
{If there is a God up there, I hope he/she can see how pathetic we look when we masturbate and maybe he or she will feel bad and let Petey love us.}
[If there's a God I don't think it watches people masturbating.]
"Unless it's a kinky God, like the readers when they read smut fan fic."
{Those are good ones!}
[Let's read some of that!]
*Please excuse us while we read some Spideypool porn*
Peter got a date.
At work it seemed like Jason, one of his co-workers was flirting with him, since Peter is so naive, he never saw it that way. Until today, because Jason actually told him he was interested and asked him out. Even if Peter has never dated another guy, he's open to anything the world has planned for him. Plus, Jason is good looking and who knows, right? They exchanged numbers and set the date for tonight.
And although he does not want to admit it out loud, he really hopes this date will help him get Wade out of his mind.
[We're back!]
{What did we miss?}
"How long for tonight? I really want to see Spidey!" Wade lay down on the couch in a tantrum.
[Ugh me too, this is taking so loong!]
{Let's watch the sunset, it looks pretty cute.}
[As cute as the writer and readers can imagine.]
"Fine, then I'll put on my suit."
"What should I wear? I haven't been on a date for like... Years."
Peter was throwing everything on the floor in the process, looking for whatever people use in dates "Maybe it's not such a good idea."
Jason is good looking though and works with him, which is a plus 'I guess?' but Peter still wasn't sure and the nerves were killing him. He sat on the floor with all the clothes spread around him, and suddenly saw what he wanted.
'Nothing fancy, but it will do'.
Wade sat on the rooftop waiting for Spidey, although they didn't agree to meet tonight, he expected for him to show up, as he always does, because he's Spider-man.
{No shit, Einstein!}
[Maybe he got tired of us.]
"We have only seen each other twice, he can't be tired."
{Well if he is... This is super sad!}
[There's a load gun in your pocket, keep that in mind.]
Peter showed up to the restaurant wearing a blue t-shirt, a black blazer, jeans and his usual hipster-like lenses. Jason was already there and waved when he saw Peter, who smiled back.
"Hey I- um... You look good" Peter stuttered nervously when he greet Jason. Becase he did look good and honestly Peter is the worst at compliments.
"Thank you, you too" Jason smiled, he had a nice smile. Wade's smile came to his mind but he put it away almost immediately 'You're on a date with Jason, focus on that!'
The night kept going, they laughed and had a good time, but Peter's head was somewhere else, even if he didn't admit it, he was thinking of someone else.
*** THE WHOLE DATE ***
They were saying goodbye when Jason leaned over to kiss Peter and he stepped back, the whole situation became very uncomfortable when Peter tried to explain himself without sounding like a jerk.
"I... I just... I mean, I think I caught the flu, so you know."
"It's okay Pete, I've been sick before," he was going all the way again.
"NO Jason!... I can't, I wouldn't forgive myself if I make you sick."
"Please don't worry about me, I'm really into kissing you right now," he was willing to win, leaning over Peter, who almost fell over. Jason did so when he got very close, grabbed Peter from the back of his neck and pulled him closer to wrap their lips together
Peter's eyes widened and at some point he let himself go with it, the only problem was that through the whole thing, he could not stop thinking about Wade.
{He must hate us.}
[It was obvious that this was going to happen, only you and your stupid heart would believe that he would be interested in someone like you!]
Wade was tired and sad, very sad, he really wanted to see Spidey and buy him food because he knows he needs that. And the boxes were not helping.
He was about to leave when he heard a noise coming from behind, he turned and there he was, wiping his suit from dust he'd caught in the air.
Peter didn't see it coming (or maybe he did, but didn't mind) in one second Wade was hugging him.
"Omg omg omg Petey you came, I thought you were not going to and I was all depressed and about to kill myself, but then you showed up."
"You were going to kill yourself? Wade!" Peter was actually concerned.
"I know, I know, but don't worry about it, I'll heal and I'll be back. Anyway now you're here and ... Is that perfume?"
Peter flushed and was very thankful for the mask.
"Um yeah I... It's nothing" Wade looked at him astonished and put a hand over his heart.
"Did you wear perfume, FOR ME?" He asked as he bounced up and down on his feet. He looked so happy, Peter just could not tell him the truth, so he simply nodded, and a squeeze came out of Deadpool's mouth.
"So, something interesting happening?" Peter asked, trying to change the subject.
"Other than you wearing perfume? No..." Wade sat on one side of the roof and swung his legs. Peter just laughed and felt his phone buzzing, it was a text.
Jason: Tonight was fun, hope we can repeat it ;)
Peter now felt bad for the guy. He didn't answer and put the phone aside. He approached the edge of the roof and heard something, screams.
"Did you hear that?" He asked turning to Wade.
"Yep, those are definitely screams... Ooh can I come?" Peter looked at him with a lifted eyebrow.
"I thought you only killed people, not save them."
"True, but it will be fun to do this with you." Peter smiled and blushed, again thankful for the mask.
"Okay then, let's go."
Wade gasped "Spider-Monkey?" Peter rolled his eyes still smiling like a goof.
"Fine, hold on tight."
When they reached the place, Wade felt dizzy so they had to wait until his body returned to normal. Peter shrugged.
"Sorry, but don't worry, you'll get used to it."
They inspected the place, there were flames and people shouting. The building was on fire and there were about twelve men in front of it, laughing and throwing flames everywhere. They all had fire on them.
"Mutants probably."
"Not the good ones."
{This are definitely not from the Charlies Ex's school.}
[That's not what it's called.]
{You got the point.}
"Ready?" Peter looked up at him and Wade nodded.
"I was born ready, Baby Boy." He was about to leave when Peter pushed him back.
"No killing, Wade!"
"Oh come on Petey, where's the fun in that?" Peter glared at him.
"I mean it."
"I know, I know... FINE, no killing."
So they walked towards the mutants who turned to them laughing.
"Oh look, the spandex guys are here!"
"This is gonna be so much fun" said another with a creepy smile.
"It will boy," Wade grunted "Now shut your fucking mouth before I think about breaking the 'No killing rule'. And mine is leather you uncultured swine."
At first the mutants began throwing flames at them, but when realizing that this didn't work, because both Deadpool and Spidey are very fast and flexible. They began to fight with their own abilities. Peter was doing his best not to hurt the people around them and Wade was trying very hard not to kill any of the buttheads in front of him.
They were very fast, plus the fire didn't help to make it any easier. Every time they knocked one out, another came behind. Peter kept shooting webs at those who fell, to put them with the rest of the fainted mutants. It went like that for a long period of time.
Spidey was having a hard time with a particular mutant. He was big, wearing a leather jacket with thorns coming out of his arms and shoulders, and a cable burning on fire in his hand, using it as a whip. He jumped very fast and before Peter could react, he felt a strong blow to the lower back.
"Fuck" He groaned when he felt the burn getting louder.
"You are slow" the stupid mutant said and Peter kind of took it personal (a lot).
"Oh yeah?" He fired a web that went straight to the wall behind the mutant.
"JAA, you missed!" Peter jumped and swayed with the web to kick the guy in the face and knock him down.
"Not really," he said in a sassy tone "Besides, haven't you seen movies, dude? This always happens."
"HOT!" Wade shouted from behind. Peter blushed and giggled, then shook his head in disbelief and looked around to make sure no one saw him.'Damn it, Peter!' he facepalmed and returned to the fight.
Wade on the other hand was trying very hard not to kill the assholes in front of him, because he promised Spidey. So all he could do was kick and hit their faces against the floor or walls.
{Very gently.}
[Just enough to need plastic surgery.]
{But not to kill them… At least that's the hope.}
He heard Peter groaning in pain from behind. So he turned and saw the little man on the floor, his back was badly damaged, and there was a stupid mutant with a stupid smile on his face in front of him. He had a sword burning in flames.
"Oh no bitch, that won't happen!" So he drew his katana and when the other raised the sword to maybe cut Peter in half, Wade made a clean cut and released the hand from his wrist. The sword struck the ground with one hand still attached to it. The mutant looked down with panic and screamed looking at his no-longer-hand.
"Ugh, shut up!" Wade said before kicking him and sending him directly to the ground.
"Good night, how bad that not all mutants get to grow another hand."
{Loool that was good!}
[Daamn, all these flavors and you choose to be salty!]
"I had it controlled," Peter said from behind, so Wade turned around and knelt a leg next to him.
"Yeah, I can see that," he smiled. Peter was seriously injured. He was, too, but at the time, that didn't matter. "Let's go to my place, it's closer and I can help you with those bruises."
There were more burns and cuts than bruises, but he didn't want Peter to worry, even though he clearly could feel them. The police came along with the firefighters so they decided it was time to go.
"Okay... I think I can walk." Peter tried to stand up as his face twisted in pain.
"I can help you Petey!"
"Nope, I can do this."
{Stubborn little spider.}
[Help him a little!]
Wade came closer but Peter stopped him.
"I can do this Wade, you can carry me to your apartment if you want, but at least let me stand up with dignity," he said smiling. So Wade stepped back trying his best not to jump and help him. After a few minutes Peter was standing.
"See, I told you I could." Now Wade rushed to his side.
"I can carry you." Peter rolled his eyes, even if Wade couldn't see that.
"Just let me lean on you, I'm pretty sure I can walk. Just try not to grab my butt in the process!"
"Aw but that's the best part," they both laughed. Wade put an arm under Peter's and like that they went to his place.
While they were in the elevator going up to Wade's apartment, it stopped and when the doors opened an old lady appeared in front of them. She was there, looking at them in shock. They were covered in blood. Peter was sitting on the floor with his head tilted to one side of the elevator and Wade was leaning toward the other. Both tried their best to restore their composure when they saw the old lady.
"Are you going up or down boys?" The lady asked.
Peter was trying to get up, his mask and most of the suit were shattered. Wade on the other hand was trying to clean his -also very damaged- suit. Both were doing their best not to frighten the old lady.
"Up, Ma'am!" Wade replied trying to smile, completely forgetting that his mask was rolled up to his nose.
{Shit, your face. She must be scared now!}
[Oh great, you scared the shit out of a Golden Girl with your ugly mug.]
Wade was about to pull it down when the lady gave him a warm smile.
"Oh okay then, I'm going down... Have a nice night boys!"
The doors closed and they both bowed their heads while looking at the doors, blinking a lot in the process. Then they looked at each other very confused, and began to laugh with some "Ouch's and Fuck's" between each laugh.
When they entered the apartment, Wade turned on the lights, it was a large apartment. The walls had posters of kittens, unicorns, Golden Girls, guns and some Spider-man pictures. The kitchen and living room were in the same room, which was very large compared to Peter's. Wade lead Peter to his room (which also had all these posters and some unicorns and Spider-man cushions on the bed. Stuck to the wall there were some Christmas lights, not in the Pinterest kind of way, but more in the Wade's kind of way.) Peter couldn't help but smile. He then led him to the bathroom and sat Peter on top of the toilet.
"Wait here Petey, I'll bring the emergency kit."
Peter looked around as he waited. It was a very white bathroom 'Who would have thought?' He kept smiling because even if his body ached, he could not stop thinking about how cute and amazing Wade is. When Wade returned, he was no longer wearing his mask, and Peter could not help but stare. Wade dropped to his knees in front of him, set the box aside, and pulled out a small bottle of peroxide and gauze before looking up at Peter.
"This is gonna hurt Baby Boy, you ready?"
Peter felt lost in his beautiful blue eyes, so he simply nodded stupidly.
"Okay then 1, 2…" And pressed a gauze against one of the deepest cuts in his stomach. Peter squirmed in response "I know Baby Boy, I know. I'm sorry!" He kept cleaning, and with every touch Peter writhed more, and Wade felt like shit. Finally, he poured cream very gently over the burns.
Peter now looked like a mummy, bandages everywhere. Wade leaned back to look at him.
"How are you feeling?"
"Much better, thank you! Hey, what about your wounds? We should take care of them too!"
"Don't worry about me Baby Boy, like I said before, I heal very fast, they are probably no longer there," and he showed Peter his arm, the wounds that were there before, now didn't exist. "See?"
"That's amazing!"
{He thinks we're amazing!}
"Nope, he thinks I'm amazing."
Peter was already used to Wade talking to what he called 'His boxes' so he just smiled and found himself looking into his eyes, lost in them again. He decided that since Wade had taken off his mask, he could do the same. He reached the back of it-
{OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD!}
[Is he going to…?]
-And ripped the mask off his head, leaving it on the floor. Then he looked at Wade, whose face was in complete shock.
{Wow…}
[I knew he was pretty, but this is just… Wow!]
The boy in front of him was an angel who fell from the sky and has not yet realized. Messy hair that Wade couldn't understand how he kept under that mask. Below it, very expressive brows that just like the hair were dark brown. Just beneath them beautiful hazel doe eyes surrounded by long playful lashes. Then his nose, which was perfectly pointy. And the lips, jesus those naturally round pink lips were a masterpiece. All together in a perfectly soft, pale silk skin.
They simply looked at each other, saying nothing. It seemed that the world stopped only for them.
[What a cliché!]
{But true though.}
"Wow!" Wade said in a whisper. Peter smiled all flushed, and rubbed the back of his neck.
{He's so cuuute!}
[*Swoons*]
"You have beautiful eyes, Wade," he said shyly.
[Wut..?]
{He likes our eyes!}
Wade was completely flushed now. "Thanks."
They couldn't stop looking into each other's eyes, it felt very intimate, almost hypnotizing. Peter bent to kiss Wade, when...
"Who is Jason?" Peter froze. Wade's voice sounded sad and angry, all at once.
"W-What?" Wade was now looking at the floor.
"Jason... I-I saw a text, sorry. It was when you leaned on the roof to hear the screams better, and I saw it: Tonight was fun, hope we can repeat it, winky face... So the perfume wasn't for me." It was not a question, he already knew the answer.
{Of course it wasn't for us!}
[How pathetic from you to actually believe something like that.]
"Wade..." Peter tried to say something, like how confused he was before, but not anymore. That he was really sure now that he had feelings for him. But nothing came out. Wade stood up, he looked very sad and Peter wanted so badly to say something.
"It's okay Petey, I'm tired. You sleep in the bed and I'll sleep on the couch."
"Wait!"
"We need to rest, good night Peter." He left the room and closed the door behind him.
'He's never called me just Peter before'.
Chapter 4: Finally! *
Chapter Text
He could hear Peter putting on some clothes from the other room, and a 'snap' when the elastic from the sweatpants he gave him touched his skin.
{This is torture!}
[Just peek a little.]
"No!"
Wade talked a lot, but he was not a pervert. Even though his body was betraying him since he was almost in front of the door. He stopped abruptly when Peter appeared under the arc with gray sweatpants and a black T-shirt - with the face of Deadpool in the front - that Wade went to buy while he was still asleep.
{The Deadpool thing was totally on purpose.}
[I think they got it.]
"OH HEY!" He screamed in panic.
{Great, be a freak.}
[If you were pathetic before, imagine now.]
"Oh... Hi!" said Peter with a nervous chuckle and rubbing the back of his neck.
{How can he be so cute?}
"So... Ja... Do you want some breakfast or something?"
Peter was hungry, he had not eaten a real breakfast in a long time (actually last week when he visited Aunt May), but he didn't think it was a good idea after what happened last night, and the way everything turned so awkward.
"Um, actually I don't. I-I mean..."
"It's just breakfast, the most important meal of the day... Come on, I did a lot and now I can't eat everything by myself."
[You totally could.]
Wade tried to smile a little, but it came out awkward, just like the whole situation they were in.
"Mmm," Peter looked at the kitchen that was full of food.
{He's cute when he's confused.}
[Let's fuck him on top of the kitchen island!]
Wade tried to block all the images in his brain - and save them for later - because right now, waking Wade Jr up wouldn't be such a good idea.
"Okay, fine." Wade grinned at him and Peter couldn't help but giggle.
{I'm in love right now!}
[A smile like that can even cure cancer, you should have met him before, maybe Weapon X wouldn't be a thing right now.]
Peter tried to help Wade serve the dishes, but the other didn't let him, and ordered him to take a seat. Then Wade came to the island and put many plates, one with eggs, bacon and sausage. Another with waffles and pancakes. And the other with fruit and some whipped cream and maple syrup to eat it all. He then set a plate in front of Peter and sat down across him with a plate for himself.
"Eat all you want!" Peter smiled and began to grab everything he could put on his plate. Wade did the same and both ate as if there was no tomorrow.
"Uumm Wade..." Peter was playing with the eggs on his plate.
"What is it? Is it cold or bad?" He asked this with a piece of bacon coming out of his mouth.
{Oh no! You gave him cold food!}
[Jason probably gives him better food.]
{And something else.}
"Shut up!" he whispered and stabbed a sausage.
"What?" Peter was now looking at him.
"Um no, nothing. What were you going to say?"
"The food is amazing, don't worry, it's not that... Thank you actually for everything," he cleared his throat and swallowed. "Last night... And now the food, I don't even know how to thank you."
{I do!}
[Where's the whip cream and the maple syrup?]
"No problem." He didn't feel like flirting, he was actually mad and wanted so badly to find this Jason and... He heard Peter talking.
"And about the text," he seemed uncomfortable.
{Oh no! He's gonna say he loves him!}
[I don't think you can handle this.]
"It's okay, I really shouldn't have read that and if you're with him that's fine, good for you... Both." Every word felt like bricks trying to get through his throat, and now he seriously wanted to kill someone.
{Someone with a stupid name like Jason.}
[I bet he's ugly af!]
{He can't be uglier than you, that's for sure.}
[True words.]
Peter could see that Wade was getting angry because he stabbed all the food before putting it in his mouth and crushing it with his teeth.
"That's not... He's not."
"IT'S OKAY PETER, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!" He said loudly and squeezed the fork and knife in his hands tightly.
"Wade!"
"Please, let's just enjoy the food," now he lowered his voice because he saw that Peter was a bit scared and he would never want to scare him "I'm just sorry I mentioned it."
"I was going to kiss you!"
{WHAT?}
[O.O]
Wade didn't move or say anything, he was not sure if what Peter had just said was what he heard.
"Last night... But then you mentioned him and I-"
"And you remembered you love him," Wade lowered his gaze again, his voice a combination of anger and sadness.
"What? No! I mean yeah, we went on a date and he kissed me," Wade's expression changed again to a very angry one, so Peter was quick to finish "but it meant nothing."
{...}
[I am so confused right now.]
"So, you are not with him?"
"No."
"Or love him?"
"Not even a little."
[So...]
{What does that mean?}
Wade looked at Peter who was looking at his hands as he twisted them.
[He's nervous!]
{OH MY GOD, THIS IS SO CONFUSING!}
[AND AWKWARD... Say something!]
"And you wanted to kiss me?" Now Peter's hands turned into an actual twister "Hey Petey be careful. You're gonna break 'em," Wade smiled nervously.
"Oh, right!" He lowered his hands. "Yes, I wanted to."
"Oh..."
{Awkward silence again.}
[You can actually cut the air with a knife.]
"I'd better go now," Peter got up quickly. "I think my suit is in your room." And ran to the bedroom. When he returned, Wade was standing in front of the front door.
"I..." Peter tried to articulate, but Wade came over and stood in front of him. They were so close that they could feel each other's breath. Peter looked up to find Wade's eyes, he was smiling.
"Why the rush, Petey? Are you sure you didn't left something else behind?"
"I... I" Wade leaned in and touched noses with him. Not breaking eye contact.
"You what?" He asked in a low, hoarse voice. Peter swallowed and opened his mouth, but before he could say anything, Wade kissed him.
[{AAAHH}]
First it was shy, then became more passionate and wet when their tongues touched and played with each other. Peter dropped the suit and put his hands on Wade's neck. His lowering down to the lower part of Peter's back, pulling his shirt to feel his perfect skin. Peter gasped at the touch and Wade bit his lower lip. He could feel the blood running madly through his body, he just wanted to kiss every part of Peter's body.
{*Poor imitation of Shia Labeouf* JUST DO IT!}
[I'm pretty sure you're already hard.]
Peter could feel Wade's scarred skin and he loved it, every touch felt different and his body trembled every time. The kiss not to mention, was taking away every sense of his body. Wade's lips were chapped and soft all at once. He didn't want to stop, his blood running down his body as Wade began to kiss his jaw and he moaned with each kiss. Then he licked his neck and Peter backed away with his eyes wide open.
{Shit... What did you do?}
[You hurt him, asshole?]
"Are we going to...?" Peter asked breathlessly and Wade shook his head, hands up in panic.
"No! If you don't want to, that's okay, we don't have to rush anything."
"I do... Is just that-"
{JUST WHAT?}
[...?]
"I've never... You know, done this before." Wade stood there, eyes wide and gaping, trying to process the words that had just come out of Peter's mouth.
[... He's a virgin?]
{OH MY GOOOD, I'm gonna cry of happiness!}
"So you're... You're a virgin?"
Peter rubbed the back of his neck and blushed. "Well, at least with men, and the anatomy is different. Yes, I know I have my own body to study, but it's not the same because-"
"HEY, hey!" Wade grabbed him by the waist to bring him closer again "It's okay, don't start rambling, that's more my style. But like I said before, if you don't want to do this now, that's okay, the kiss itself was more than enough to die in Peace with a smile on my face."
[If we could actually die.]
{Stop Scrooge, let him be a poet.}
"B-But I... I want to," he let out a light chuckle and Wade felt his heart try to get out of his hoodie to embrace the beautiful face in front of him.
{Like that Grinch scene where his small heart grew three sizes.}
[You should shut up before you make it worse.]
"You sure Petey?"
"Very, besides I'm not the kind of person who would leave a poor man in the middle of a boner." He blushed and looked at Wade's pants and the hard anaconda between his legs.
{JA, good one!}
Now it was Peter who kissed him. Wade hugged him tight and didn't want to let him go.
"Should we go to the bedroom or...?" Peter asked shyly.
{Fuck him on top of the island with all the food and everything!}
[Or fuck him right here, on the floor!]
{Or just fuck him!}
"Yeah sure, the room is fine... But first." He pulled Peter closer and put his hands on his ass, then squeezed it. Peter gasped and his eyes widened. "Sorry Sweet-Cheeks, I've been waiting to do that since we met," then he lifted him from under his knees and began to kiss his neck.
"If your neck tastes so good, I can't imagine down there." Peter blushed and looked away.
{ E!}
[I think I love him!]
Before laying him down on the bed, he pulled Peter's shirt off and continued to kiss his jaw and neck. Once in bed, Wade stayed on top of him, and his hand began to caress his chest, down to his abs, while licking his neck. Peter moaned and Wade couldn't resist kissing him. Peter bit into Wade's lower lip and now it was he who was groaning.
Wade stopped the kiss to go down to his neck and chest. Traveling with his mouth and tongue. Peter put both hands in Wade's arms and when Wade reached one of his nipples and licked, his fingers tightened.
"You like that, Baby Boy?" he asked before licking the other nipple, Peter only whimpered.
{He tastes so good!}
[I truly wonder what he tastes down there.]
Peter was very hard now and Wade could feel it. He kissed him again and now Peter could feel Wade's hard cock against his. So he began to move his hips causing Wade to break the kiss and pant against his cheek.
He tried to regain control of his body, almost trembling with pleasure.
"Fuck Petey, you're gonna make me come before we even start."
Peter chuckled and Wade kissed him. One of his hands lay on top of Peter, his fingers touching his chest and stomach. Trying to find his way to the beautiful thing Peter has between his thighs. With each touch Peter pulled his head back to let out little moans. Wade took advantage and continued to kiss his neck.
His hand slipped under his sweatpants...
{THANK GOD FOR COMANDO!}
[Who needs underwear anyway?]
Peter made a breathless sound whispering in his ear and Wade could feel his cock getting harder and aching like crazy. He needed to regain his composure again.
His thumb was busy stroking the head of Peter's cock, making slow circles, while the rest of his hand was massaging the remaining perfectly large member.
"You feel fucking amazing, Baby boy."
Peter pulled his head back again and grabbed Wade's arms. Before Wade could react, he was the one who had his back on the bed with Peter on top of him, smiling playfully.
"So that's how we play, huh?" Wade growled. Peter put his hands on Wade's chest and bent to kiss him. Wade took advantage of it, grabbing him by the waist and moving his hips, pressing their crotches against each other.
"Aw fuck!" Peter moaned pulling himself up with his hands over Wade's chest.
There were many moans and groans before they stopped. Peter pressed his forehead against Wade's, both of them panting for breath. He put a hand under Wade's pants and began to touch the man's groin. Wade arched his back and grabbed Peter's hair with his fist, pulling him closer for a kiss. Not too hard to hurt, but enough to make both men moan over the kiss.
Peter moved so that his lips could be next to Wade's ear, and whispered, "Can I go down there?"
{YES YES YES!}
[Of course you can baby, get down there and have a second breakfast.]
Wade nodded and bit his lips, he could swear he got harder, this kid was going to kill him.
Peter lowered Wade's pants and stared at his (anaconda) big dick, 'Okay, this is bigger than I expected' he thought without realizing his eyes were wide.
"I know is big Baby Boy, but it won't bite."
{You sure? ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° }
[ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ]
Peter flushed and bit his lower lip.
{Shit... We're harder, right?}
"Very!"
[If we get any harder it will turn into a rock.]
"I'm pretty sure it will," he said as he looked at Peter, who was taking it into his pale and soft hands. Still looking at it like if it was going to eat him.
{If you actually let it free, it totally would.}
He then turned to Wade.
"Do you have lube?" Peter asked shyly.
"If I have? There's a box full of them under the bed, Baby Boy" Peter got out of bed and was about to look for the box when he looked at Wade with an angry face.
{A very cute angry face.}
"How many people do you have in your bed every night that you need a box full of lube?"
[He's really trying to look mad, but he just looks cuter.]
Wade smiled and sit on the bed so they could rest their foreheads together.
"I barely have anyone in my bed sunshine, I just masturbate a lot." Peter blushed again and Wade kissed him on the nose, "Besides, no matter how many people have been here, no one will ever beat you."
"I know that's supposed to be a compliment, but it's not helping... Lie down again before I change my mind."
{Now you better shut that ugly mug before we end up with a terrible case of blue balls.}
[Capisci?]
Wade nodded and Peter returned to bed with a bottle of lube in his hand, it seemed he was having fun and Wade felt more than alive. He tossed some lube in one hand, closed the bottle and rubbed it against the other. Then he massaged Wade's scrotum and, before Wade could react, he bent down to kiss and lick the tip of his dick.
"OH GOD PETEY!"
{You sure he's a virgin?}
[I know, right? He really knows how to make his job.]
{Poor Jason, he didn't get the chance to enjoy this.}
[Unless he lied to us and actually had a good time with the guy.]
'You two, shut the fuck up and let me enjoy this in peace!'
Peter was still touching and playing, almost analyzing what was in his hands, he was fascinated. Yes, it was big, but that was not exactly what caught his attention, all the scars and how they felt... He stopped.
"I want it inside me!"
Wade who was almost in the limbo of pleasure looked at him in shock.
"Oh no, Baby boy. That will have to wait, you're not ready," Peter crawled up to face him.
"Try me!" he said in a sassy tone, and Wade groaned without realizing it.
{What a horny little spider.}
[Ñaau!]
"Okay, but first there's need to be a long process with this friends," he put his hand in front of Peter's face and wiggled his fingers.
"How does it work?" Peter asked very interested.
{He's the cutest thing}
"Well .." Wade grabbed him and laid him on the bed, Peter was now at his side looking at him and biting his lower lip. "First of all, you can't bite your lip like that because it will make me come before I get inside you. Peter chuckled.
[He's perfect!]
"Second, I'm going to pour some lube over my fingers and make my way into that perfect hole you have in that beautiful ass of yours," Peter blushed as Wade turned to his side and kissed him, then he stayed there facing him.
"And then, if and only if you're ready, this monster of mine can get inside you." Peter's eyes gleamed as he explained.
{Look how excited he is!}
[I don't think you can handle yourself any longer with a face like that looking at you.]
"Okay, do it!" Peter said without hesitating.
"Really, just like that?"
"Well, what do you want me to do? I really want you inside me and the longer we wait, the more impatient I get." Wade laughed.
"You're a really horny little spider, aren't ya?" Peter smiled and kissed him.
{That's my line!}
[I know.]
He sat on the bed next to Peter and looked down at him. There wasn't enough skin showing for Wade's taste. He wanted him naked. So he grabbed the waistband of the sweatpants and tossed them until they disappeared onto the floor. Peter gasped and Wade looked down to his pink and straining groin.
{Damn that's beautiful!}
[I'm so hungry right now!]
He couldn't wait, so he wrapped one hand around the base and bent to lick and kiss the head, Peter grabbed Wade's head with a moan.
"You taste better than I thought, Baby Boy."
Wade pulled off his hoodie, grabbed the lube to pour some over his hand, then began to grasp and spread the sticky fingers to make sure they were ready. Peter on the other side couldn't stop the fascination for the older man's body, all the scars and his muscles, it was amazing and hot all at once.
Wade placed himself on top of him, put his clean hand on the sheets next to Peter's head and bent down to kiss him. He could feel that Peter was shaking with pleasure.
[This kid is not gonna last.]
{Shh, let's all be positive.}
"Try to hold it," Wade said, brushing his lips against the boy's. Peter nodded and felt a finger massaging his hole. He did not know exactly what to do or feel, he had never felt anything like that down there.
"Relax, I won't hurt you." Wade had his face buried in Peter's neck now, so he kissed him there to let out some tension. Peter started to breathe and tried to relax.
"Petey you're too tight, I don't think my friend will get in there today."
{Yes, yes you will, don't be so fucking negative.}
[Everything is possible if we work together.]
"Try me!" Wade looked up and Peter was smiling at him with a very playful look.
[He totally wants us.]
{See, told ya!}
Wade groaned and slipped a finger inside him. Peter got tighter "Relax, Baby Boy."
Peter put a hand on his face, he was a bit embarrassed, but tried to breathe and relax again. He could get used to it, it wasn't so bad. Wade began to move his finger slowly and Peter gasped, now with his hand over his mouth.
{He's so cute when he is shy.}
[He's also cute when he's not ;)]
"He's always cute." Peter blushed at that and could only imagine what the boxes were saying about him.
{This is a very dirty place.}
[Good thing he can't read minds.]
"Is that okay?" Wade asked, trying to be gentle down there. Peter nodded.
"You can add one more, if you want," he said getting completely red.
{I'M GONNA DIE!}
[*.*]
Wade smiled and kissed his neck again, placing another finger slowly inside him. Peter closed his eyes tightly, and Wade kissed him all over his chest, getting to lick and bite the nipples when he found the opportunity, trying to make him relax. As a response, Peter whimpered.
{Sounds so good coming from him.}
[You should totally look for his spot.]
Wade raised an eyebrow. 'Why didn't I think of that before?'
{You were too busy being polite.}
[Or just stupid.]
And he did, putting more weight on the arm next to Peter's face and moving the fingers of the other. Peter kept arching his back with each movement.
"It will get better, Baby boy." Peter looked at him a bit confused, then Wade pressed against his prostate and Peter's eyes widened, he contracted his toes and a loud moan found Wade's ears, who smiled proudly.
{Better than any porn.}
[And trust us, we've seen a lot.]
"I'll add another, okay?" Peter nodded again, but barely paid attention with all the pleasure running through his body.
Wade introduced another finger and Peter pulled his head back. He was seriously having a good time, and Wade was enjoying the view.
"Wade get inside me already!" he said almost fighting the words for the pleasure.
"Too soon, trust me."
"I don't care!" the answer came out almost breathless.
"I know what I have Petey, and you're not…"
"Wade, NOW!"
{Well shit!}
[We got the jackpot with this one.]
"Okay okay. Geez" Peter blushed and hid his face in his hands.
{There's too much cuteness in him, I can't even.}
[RELEASE THE KRAKEN!]
Wade reached over to the bedside table, grabbed a condom, and opened it to put it on. Rubbing it just to make sure it was slippery enough.
{If there's a God up there, please let this kid live after this.}
[Or walk.]
{Or sit.}
"I'm sure he got the point guys," Wade said nervously. He really wanted to get inside him, but not to hurt him "Okay Petey I'm coming, ready?" Peter took a deep breath and nodded.
{He's such a determined kid.}
[I almost feel bad for him.]
"You're not helping."
"Me?" Peter asked looking at him. Wade shook his head in embarrassment. "Oh… The boxes… Got it!"
{Love you, babyyyy!}
"Okay, here I come." Wade began to slowly enter.
"Nope, more lube," said Peter twitching his eyes.
"Oops, sorry sorry, my bad." He drew the tip and Peter took a deep breath. "You know we don't have to, really. I can wait."
{No you can't!}
[It's aching like shit right now, don't be stupid.]
"Just pour more lube on it, Wade," then Peter looked at him determinedly. Eyes that will become Wade's death someday, he was sure "I can handle it".
[Put that thing in there.]
{Let the Anaconda get inside the cave!}
[No, that didn't sound well.]
"Okay, ready?" Peter nodded and Wade started going back again. This time with enough lube.
{There's never enough lube for that thing.}
Peter twitched and looked away.
"You okay, Baby Boy?" He nodded, face now pink and sweaty.
[Which doesn't help our aching Loch Ness Monster.]
Wade did everything possible not to lose it and kept pushing, but very slow so that it didn't hurt the boy, who had a tear running from the corner of his eye.
"Fuck Petey really, if this is too much we can stop."
"Wade... Just keep going, please." He could see that Wade was struggling not to get in too fast. So Peter grabbed Wade's waist and pulled him to his chest, until his cock was all in. They both shouted a very loud groan.
"Shit Petey, you okay?" Due to the sudden pull, Wade collapsed over Peter's body.
"Fuck... That felt good!" Said Peter gasping. Wade smiled and started kissing him all over his face and neck. Letting the other get used to the feeling, and for his muscles in there to acclimate.
When Peter seemed to be completely relaxed, he got up again and started moving his hips. Slowly at first, just to make sure he wouldn't hurt him, but when the boy whined eagerly, Wade went at a faster pace.
Peter moaned and gripped Wade's arms. He understood the message, wrapping Peter's cock with his hand and stroking it to the rhythm of his hips. And when Wade hit the prostate, Peter's eyes flipped along with his head and a breathless sound came out of his mouth.
{HALLELUJAH!}
[This is what heaven or Narnia looks like, I'm sure.]
They went on like that, groaning and moaning. Going faster at some points and then slowing down when all the sensations were too much. That until they both got into a limbo of pleasure and came.
{Not at the same time, but you got the point.}
[If you want true details, go and have some sex.]
Wade rested his head on Peter's shoulder, who turned to kiss him and smiled.
"That was amazing!"
"Glad I helped a homie out," both laughed and Peter started playing with Wade's ear. "Let's do it again in a few hours." Peter raised an eyebrow "Or in a few minutes woah, hungry spider!"
Chapter 5: Time to meet Aunt May!
Chapter Text
It's been two weeks and it's all been amazing (more than either of them could imagine). Sometimes they sleep in Peter's, but spend most of the time in Wade's apartment because Peter likes the view. And honestly, his apartment is too small.
Even though Wade kills people for a living and Peter does exactly the opposite, they have learned to accept that. Especially Peter since Wade couldn't care less if Peter is a hero or a psychopath, he simply loves the little man.
Peter was lying on the bed studying, with a large book in front of his face. Wade was sitting at the end of the bed with the laptop on his lap, reading an e-mail for a job, and talking on the phone to the man who contacted him.
"I couldn't care any less of a shit if you can't pay me all right now. If you don't, then this call is over."
{That's right, let the bastard know who is the boss.}
[He's the one paying tho.]
"I know Whitey, but it's not what we ask for... No stupid, I'm not talking to you. Is your name Whitey? Yeah, didn't think so."
Peter smiled. He loves it when Wade is like that, acting like a badass when inside he is just a puppy. He walked over and put his feet on Wade's back to massage him.
"No, I don't care I... Oh, that's good." he said now lowering his voice "Ugh no dude, AGAIN, I'm not talking to you." Wade turned his head slightly to get a better view of Peter. "Mhm, yeah right... Fuck right there... Yeah yeah, sure." Peter chuckled and continued massaging his back with one foot. With the other, sticking out his tongue, he reached Wade's crotch, still with the book in front of him.
"Like I said before, I don't care. It's not my problem and...Oh... Fuck okay, I have to go man. Yeah yeah, whatever...Mmm shit... Yeah okay, send me the money, bye." He turned and lay on top of Peter, taking the book away from his sight.
"Hi!" said Peter biting his lip.
"Let's have some morning sex... Again." purred Wade and immediately began to kiss his neck.
"My aunt called yesterday when I was at work."
"Hmh," he was barely paying attention to anything but eating his entire body.
"And she invited me over for dinner, tonight."
"Good." he mumbled.
"Yeah... I told her you were coming."
{PAY ATENTION!}
[...]
Wade stopped, and looked up at him "Sorry what?"
"Well, I wanted her to meet you, I hope it's not too soon or whatever."
"She knows I'm your boyfriend? Or whatever we are," he rubbed the back of his neck uncomfortable. Peter rolled his eyes and kissed him.
"You ARE my boyfriend and nope, she has no idea. I just told her that you were a friend who was visiting from another country." Wade raised a hairless eyebrow.
"What country?"
"Australia?" Peter shrugged with a grimace and Wade snorted. "I was in panic and it was the first country that came to mind. Of course Canada would have been the best choice and the actual truth, but I just panicked."
"Great, and what are we going to tell her when I speak with no accent and never actually return to my sweet life in Australia?" Peter rolled his eyes again and smiled.
"I'll tell her at some point, it's just that I want her to meet you before she finds out that I'm dating a guy. Maybe she'll like you and won't mind."
"And what about when I appear with this beautiful face of mine?"
{Yikes!}
[Poor lady.]
"I'm pretty sure she won't mind about your looks. Besides, you're super handsome." Peter smiled and Wade returned it.
"I'm already nervous, I don't think I can have morning sex anymore."
"M-kay." Peter said and reopened the book in front of Wade's face.
"JA, as if!" he took the book away from his hands and tickled him until he could barely breathe.
"WHAT SHOULD I WEAR?"
{Doesn't matter what you wear, with a face like yours, nobody will pay attention to the clothes.}
[And not in the compliment kind of way.]
"Yes, I think I got it, but you're not helping."
Peter was at work, and Wade was about to kill himself of how nervous he was.
{Literally.}
[Like there's a gun right there.]
"Still not helping." All his clothes were scattered on the floor, so he sat in the middle of it and sighed, "I need Peter."
{You could watch some Fashion Police and take advice.}
[I hate that show.]
{You are stupid!}
[YOU are stupid!]
"You two are literally the same person." He grabbed his phone while the boxes were still fighting and called Peter.
*Phone ringing*
"Is there a problem?" Peter whispered from the other side.
"Wow rude, how about a 'Hi baby how are you? I've missed you.'"
"Wade..."
"Fine, there IS a problem actually."
"I'm listening."
"So um... I don't know what to wear for tonight." There was a long pause and Wade began to play with a shoe that was at his side.
"You're kidding, right?"
"Oh baby, you're still there!"
"Wade I have to go."
"Nooo, Petey I'm about to drive myself crazy."
{Cof cof!}
[There's a reason why we exist.]
"Okay, crazier."
"I'm sorry baby, but I can't talk when I'm at work and you know it"
"Petey I need youu!"
"Hey breathe, I'll help you pick something when I get there, okay?" Wade whined "And Wade."
"Yeah?"
"Put the clothes back to where they go, please."
{ :O }
[Is he here?]
"How do you...?"
"I know you too well. Love you, bye." And he hung up before Wade could say anything else. Wade looked around, everything was a disaster.
{Ugh, this is gonna be soo boring.}
[Wish we could move things with our mind.]
"That would be SO cool!"
Peter opened the door and before he could get in, Wade pulled him up and hugged him from the waist, placing his head on Peter's chest and a look of panic drawn on his face.
"I'm so glad you're here. I put all the clothes where they were supposed to go, but then I panicked again and took them out, and then I remembered what you said and put them back in, but then..."
"WADE!"
"Okay okay, sorry." He grabbed Peter's hand and dragged him to the room where there were clothes, shoes, hats -and a cat?- all over the place. Peter sighed.
"I should have waited and told you about the dinner later, so you didn't panic all day."
[He does know us.]
{Maybe we are too predictable.}
[If there is something we are not, it is predictable.]
Wade whined and looked at him with puppy eyes. Peter rolled his and smiled.
"Okay, come on, we have to clean this up so I can find something for you to wear. And Wade..."
"Hm?"
"Who is the cat?" Wade jumped and went to get it.
"Right I forgot. While I was being the crazy I am, this little guy was meowing outside the door, and as you know I can't with kitties, I opened and let him in, and since his hair is gray I named him Gandolf, get it?" Peter sighed again.
"You sure he's not from one of your neighbors?"
"I don't know and don't care, look at him Petey, SO FLUFFYY!" Peter chuckled.
"Okay, he IS cute," he came over and touched it. The cat was completely asleep in Wade's arms. "Did you buy food or toys or a bed?" Wade's eyes widened.
"No, I was too busy panicking... Can I go noow?" Peter looked around at the messy room and then back at Wade, whose eyes sparkled with emotion.
"Oh God, fine, go. I'll clean this up." Wade squealed and hugged him.
{We have the best boyfriend.}
[Truly!]
"Thank you, Baby Boy."
"This better be the last time I clean your mess."
{He said that the last time.}
[He always says that.]
"Mhm I promise," he kissed him and ran out the door. Peter turned to the cat, who was in the bed looking at him.
"Oh buddy, you have no idea of the crazy life you're getting into," the cat yawned and Peter laughed, scratching his head.
"Now, where do I start with this mess?"
When Wade returned, he pushed the door and Peter, who was on the couch with Gandolf, playing video games, jumped.
"Honey, I'm hooome."
{I've always wanted to say that.}
[There you go, your dream came true.]
{ -.- I hate you! }
Peter could not see his face, hidden behind the mountain of boxes full of toys, scratchers, food and other cat stuff.
"Oh God" he stayed on the couch while Wade was trying not to let anything fall 'I should help him…' He thought, but stayed on the couch. Cleaning the room was enough work for one day.
"Where's Gandolf?"
Peter looked at the cat, who was looking at Wade with big eyes, and laughed.
"I'm gonna leave it all here," and he dropped everything behind the couch. Peter took a deep breath.
"Why do I even try?"
Gandolf jumped off the couch and went to sniff everything Wade bought him. "Go change, I left some clothes on the bed.I will serve some food to the cat while you do," he turned and Wade was sitting on the floor playing with Gandolf, so he just smiled 'Really, why do I even try?' and kept playing.
"I'm coming out, ready?" he shouted from behind the bedroom door. Peter was sitting on the couch, so he turned to see.
"Ready." First he pulled out one leg and hummed a sexy song. Peter started to laugh and covered his face.
{Maybe we can have sex before we go to his aunt's house?}
Then he opened the door completely "Ta daa!" He was wearing a red and black plaid shirt, and black skinny jeans with a pair of black vans. Peter clapped and Wade jumped on top of him.
"You look sexy too, Spidey." Peter smiled with a blush. He was wearing some ripped skinny jeans with a grey sweatshirt and white converse.
[So… About that sex?]
"Okay, let's go!" Peter said, and tried to get up, but Wade didn't let him.
"What if she won't like me, Petey? What if she doesn't let me be with you? What if- ?" Peter kissed him.
"She will like you, trust me."
{You can trust everything that comes out of that beautiful face.}
[About that sex…?]
"Can we have five minute sex before we go?" Peter looked at him menacingly, dropped him to the floor, walked to the door and waited there with his arms crossed.
[I guess that's a no.]
They were in front of the door and Peter knocked. Wade was breathing labored.
"Relax, you're gonna have a heart attack before we even go inside."
"I think it happened already."
{Yep, a few minutes ago.}
[Good thing that you can't actually die, or this would've become awkward.]
Before Peter could say anything, his aunt opened the door with a big smile.
"Peter, I'm so happy you came."
"Of course I did," he said and hugged her tightly. "Oh Aunt May, this is Wade, the friend I told you about."
Wade blushed and smiled but he was so scared that the smile came out creepy. Peter chuckled and turned his gaze to the ground.
"It's a pleasure," she said, and held up her hand to greet him. Wade shook it, first very quickly and then slowed down when he saw Peter's eyes.
"Oops!" he laughed nervously "And the pleasure is mine Miss Aunt May, I mean Miss May."
"Okay! why don't we go inside?" Peter said smiling, and when his aunt turned, he looked at Wade with worried eyes.
"Sorry," he whispered and followed.
"You both look very handsome boys," May said as they sat down in the living room.
"Thank you, ma'am!"
"Thanks aunt May!"
"So Wade, what brings you to the United States?" Peter smiled and looked at Wade, he was really enjoying this. Wade glared at him and smiled back at May.
"I wanted to visit my good old friend Petey here, we met at a really wild party, I was the one who was taking care of him." Peter put a strong hand on Wade's knee and squeezed tightly.
{Ouch!}
[Oops!]
"He's kidding," Peter said smiling and Aunt May looked very confused.
"I see." she chuckled "And you're staying in his apartment? That couch is too small for a big guy like you, I always tell him I could help him buy a bigger one, but he will not let me."
{Well, having sex there was amazing.}
Wade blocked every memory before an accident could happen.
"I'm staying in an apartment building, ma'am."
"Oh good!" continued May "Otherwise I would've asked you to stay here, so that you would be more comfortable."
{Aaww!}
[I can see where Spidey got his kindness.]
"Thank you ma'am, you're very kind, but that's not a problem."
"Okay, I'll serve the food now, I bet you're hungry, Peter always is."
{Yes, we have noticed ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° }
[He eats every part of our body all the time.]
"Please stop." Wade whispered.
"Excuse me?" Aunt May turned to look at him, and his entire face turned red.
"He said he can't wait, you know, to try your food," Peter said nervously and Wade nodded desperately. She laughed and returned to the kitchen.
"Do you need help, Aunt May?" Peter asked standing up. For this, Wade took advantage and grabbed his butt, Peter gasped and turned with a glare.
{That actually turns on.}
Wade stood up abruptly as May appeared under the archway of the kitchen entrance smiling.
"That would be great, come on the two of you and help me bring the food to the table."
Dinner went quite well, they shared some of their everyday situations and laughed a lot about it. Wade talked about his fictional job as a plastic surgeon and Peter almost choked on his drink for this. Aunt May was very impressed and interested in every detail. Although many people think that Wade is just a lost cause, he's actually very smart and talked about everything with real knowledge, Peter simply played along.
After lunch they helped Aunt May with the cleaning. Wade was helping her wash the dishes and Peter was cleaning the table.
"So boys, tell me... How long have you been together?" They looked at each other.
"Um, what do you mean?"
"Oh please, Petey, you really can't think I'm naive enough not to realize the way you look at each other." She was smiling.
{I don't get it, is she mad?}
[I don't know!]
They both remained silent, not knowing what to say or do, just looking at each other, and trying to make a good believable story.
"Besides," she continued, "I saw Wade grab your butt." Their eyes opened wide.
"OH MY GOD! I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THAT!"
"That was totally inappropriate!"
"It will never happen again!"
"It was just a joke!"
Aunt May continued to dry the dishes while the other two were doing everything they could to make it look like it was nothing.
"Can I speak now?" They blushed and nodded. "Okay, it makes me mad that you did not tell me before." Peter opened his mouth, but she stopped him immediately. "Don't you dare try to tell me that you are not together, I am old enough to see when there is love. I used to be in love too, remember?" Peter looked down embarrassed "Honey, I'm happy for you and yes, you shouldn't have touched his butt," she turned to Wade, who also looked down.
"I know, I'm sorry!"
"Yes, but don't worry, there was a time when I was young too, and I know what hormones and love can do. Besides, I can't complain if you make my little boy happy." Peter smiled at her and she responded with a wink. "I just wish you had told me before, plus... Australia, really?" They looked at each other and busted out in laugh.
"I'm really sorry, Aunt May, I just didn't know if you'd be okay with it."
"I'm old, but not a monster, honey. As long as you're happy, so am I... And about you young man," she turned to Wade again.
{We're not that young tho.}
[We're actually pretty old.]
{But she's like older, and if we tell her that, it would be like an insult.}
[I think touching her nephew's butt was more than enough.]
Wade stood like a soldier and looked down at her.
"Yes ma'am?"
"Call me May, honey," he nodded. "You better take care of my baby, he's too skinny because even if he doesn't tell me or let me help him, I know he doesn't eat sometimes because of the money." Peter shrugged.
{He's got every pound in dat ass.}
[You tell 'em!]
Wade was very grateful that Peter's aunt couldn't read minds.
"And you'd better not break his heart," she continued. "This kid deserves all the love he can receive," she smiled kindly and he did the same.
"Yes ma'am I mean May, I know that." He looked at Peter who was blushing.
{Who could break his heart?}
[I know, right?]
"In any case, if someone could break someone's heart, that wouldn't be me." Peter smiled with a warm look in his eyes and Wade wanted to hug him more than anything.
{Do it!}
[Let's take this moment to have a group hug!]
"Don't worry, I know him well enough to notice that he would never break your heart," and then she wrapped the two men in her arms.
{Yaay group hug!}
[See, I told you it was a good moment.]
Before entering the apartment, Peter jumped on Wade, who was struggling to open the door with a very horny spider kissing the back of his neck. As they entered, Wade closed the door behind them, and hit his back against it. Now with Peter in the front, his legs wrapped around his waist.
"Let's do something fun."
"Your hormones are going wild, Parker... Not that I'm complaining, of course."
{I can't believe the writer just skipped the whole smut scene.}
[She also skipped the one of the morning sex.]
'There was enough smut in the last chapter, I just thought it was too much if I wrote another one of those in this fic.'
[There's never 'too much' smut.]
{You better write that scene NOW, young lady!}
[She's not that young tho.]
{Right... You better write that scene now, OLD lady!}
'Hey... Fuck off!'
The next morning Wade had to go to work for the one he was contacted the day before. He packed everything and was already in his suit, but he couldn't find the mask. So of course, he called Peter (again).
*Phone ringing*
"What now?"
{It breaks my heart when he talks to us like that.}
"Yes I know, I shouldn't be calling," he was on the floor looking under the bed.
[Yet you keep calling.]
"But I really need your help, do you know where my mask is?" Peter sighed on the other line.
"What about inside Gandolf's sandbox?"
{Eeww!}
Wade walked to the sandbox and there it was, buried next to some cat poop.
[Yep, I think we found it.]
"Here it is!" He grabbed it and looked at it in disgust. "Anyway. I'm leaving, I might be at home tonight, if all goes well."
"It will, I'll be waiting. I love you and good luck!"
"I love you too, Petey Pie," he hung up and saw Gandolf looking at him, waiting for his favorite toy "No Gandolf, bad boy this is MY mask!" The cat rubbed against his leg, so Wade lifted him "Fuck it, I can't be mad at you fluffy ball of Satan."
When he returned it was very late, he was tired and his body ached. He opened the door and saw Gandolf sleeping in his little -huge- castle bed. He rubbed his head and headed for the room, where Peter was sleeping, so he tried his best to remain silent. He took a shower, put on some pajama pants and got into bed.
"You're back," Peter said with a very sleepy voice.
{It's totally worth coming home to hear that beautiful sound.}
"Mhm, how are you, baby?"
"Sleepy." Wade laughed
"I can see that," He leaned over and kissed Peter on the cheek, then he laid back down to cuddle him.
"Sorry, I tried to stay awake."
"Don't be, I'm glad you're here."
"How did it go?"
"It was a hard one, but I'm fine now," he said pressing his face against Peter's hair, who remained silent. Wade was about to fall asleep too, when he heard Peter muttering.
"Work sucks," Wade laughed again and kissed him on the head.
"Yeah, it does."
And that way, they both fell asleep almost immediately.
Chapter 6: Wade's depression/anxiety
Chapter Text
Wade acted like he was asleep when Peter woke up to get ready for work. He wanted to reach him and tell him to stay with him, but the boxes were being the worst today, his head and whole body ached and he didn't want Peter to see him like this.
{Like the piece of shit you are.}
[This is not even funny, that poor kid is cursed to kiss you and now he has to see you every day? Wow that's just WRONG!]
{It must hurt to be this worthless.}
[Kill yourself, let's be honest, that would be like making a favor to the world.]
{The worst part is that you'll be back.}
He wanted to, but he had to wait until Peter left to be able to do it, and not just once... He felt a small touch over his shoulder and didn't move, his eyes were shut, trying to act asleep when Peter leaned over and kissed him on the cheek, so gentle it hurt. Wade bit his tongue until Peter left the room. Wade started crying very low until he heard Peter left the apartment.
{Good, now kill yourself!}
[How do you know he will come back?]
{Yeah, I mean think about it, why would he?}
[You're ugly and worthless, he's too good for you men.]
"I know," Wade felt like total shit. He sat on the bed and pressed his knees against his chest.
{Why haven't you killed yourself? It is bad enough that you keep coming back no matter how many times you try.}
"What if he comes back? I don't want him to see me with a shot in the head."
[Didn't you hear us? HE'S NOT COMING BACK!]
{Good for him, he could find so much better than you, maybe right now he's with Jason, who I bet is way better.}
[And not a crazy weirdo like you.]
Without taking any longer he grabbed a gun from his night stand, put it in his head and... At least everything was quiet now.
Peter was at work, trying his best to survive the day before getting home to his big teddy bear. He had to do some paperwork, reveal some pictures, go to class and then home, it wasn't that bad, he could handle it. He texted Wade, who did not respond, which was weird as he always took about five seconds to do so. His boss called (screamed) his name so he rushed to the office. He would call Wade later.
Wade woke up, the boxes would be shut for like an hour before coming back. He stood up and changed the sheets. He still felt like shit, still unsure if his Petey-Pie would come back, since the boxes always play a big part on his depression. He started thinking that maybe it was for good, that Peter actually deserved something better, he was ugly and worthless.
He went to the bathroom without looking at the phone buzzing on the floor.
The day had been long, Peter was going to stay in his apartment tonight, but since Wade didn't answer any call or text, he decided to go to his just to make sure everything was fine. He was worried, Wade never acted like this.
He got into the elevator of the apartments building and felt like an eternity while going up.
Peter stood in front of the door, breathing heavily, he knew something was wrong, yet he didn't know what it was or if it was something he did. He opened the door to a very dark living room/kitchen.
"Wade?" No answer.
He walked to the room, there was no one there either, but the sheets have been changed. He started searching and saw the old ones full of blood in a corner of the room, and felt his whole body getting weak.
"W-Wade?" he opened the bathroom door and there he was with his knees pressed to his chest and his face buried in them, whimpering and rocking. He was alive, but the bathroom looked like a scene from a horror movie.
"Oh no Wade... Why?" He crouched in front of him "Hey baby, are you alright?"
Wade pulled his head up and looked at him with very tired and sad eyes, and big red bags under them.
"Hey Baby Boy, you did come back." Peter felt his heart tearing apart.
"Of course I did honey, why would you think I wouldn't?"
Wade smiled a little, very tired and with tears in his eyes "Because you deserve so much better and I thought you finally realized, and went back to that Jason guy."
"Oh no, Wade." he sat next to him and hugged the big man, placing Wade's head on his shoulder "I don't deserve better than you because there's no better than you, you're perfect. And Jason? I haven't talked to him since that stupid date. Plus I don't have time to think about him because I'm always thinking about you." he placed a kiss on his bald head "And I will NEVER leave you, do you hear me? Unless one day you get tired of me but only then."
Wade looked at him, his eyes were red and glazed from crying, but he seemed to be genuinely smiling.
"I would never get tired of you Petey, and I'm... I'm worthless," his eyes went back down but Peter pulled his chin gently to bring him up.
"You are more than worth it and you need to start realizing that, you can't go around killing yourself every time I have to go for a while," then he kissed him, soft and tender "Come on, I need to clean this up so you can take a bath." Peter stood up and helped him do the same.
"You don't need to do that Petey, I'll do it." Wade grabbed a towel and was going to clean when he stumbled and hit the wall.
"Ouch!" Peter ran to his side and helped him stay still.
"Jesus Wade come and sit, I can clean. No biggie." Peter smiled at him, to show he was being serious about that. Then he went to the kitchen for a chair and place it next to the door of the bathroom (because he didn't trust Wade in this state to leave him alone in the kitchen with all those knifes around.)
"Now you sit here while I clean the bathroom, and don't do anything stupid, okay?" Wade looked at him with a little smile on his lips and nodded.
Peter went back to the bathroom and sighed. This was going to take a while, but he didn't want it to last so long because he needed to clean Wade, in order to make him feel better.
He did all the cleaning, from the ceiling to the floor, everything was covered in blood. Peter felt awful by the thought that this was his boyfriends blood, blood he splattered killing himself. Peter shook his head trying to think of something else before he got trapped into an anxiety attack.
When he finished he left the tub filling and went out to see Wade who was crying again. He was so tired and felt kind of useless, but was going to do everything he had in his hands to try and make the love of his live feel better.
"What is it baby? Please tell me so I can help," he went down a little so he could face him.
"Everything, Petey. The healing factor is always fighting the cancerous cells so my body is in a constant flux of healing and killing. Some days are worse, my whole body hurts and the boxes keep saying horrible things."
"What kind of things?"
"I can't tell you, they are too mean to say them out loud... And that's coming from me."
"Is it about me?" Wade looked at him and Peter's heart broke, he looked devastated.
"Yeah... They keep saying you will leave because I'm disgusting." Peter hugged and kissed him all over the body.
"Now you listen to me Wade Winston Wilson, and you too Yellow and White."
{*Gasps* He's talking to us.}
[And he's mad.]
"You need to stop the crap, I love you... The three of you, I guess, since you're all the same person... Anyway I love you, and I won't leave, okay? I'm here and I'm staying, even if I have to handle this every day, I will love you until you let me do it."
{Did he just...?}
[He says he loves us... ME especially!}
{He said Yellow first.}
[That doesn't mean anything.]
{Yes it does!}
[Nope!]
{Yes!}
[No!]
Wade laughed "They are discussing about who you love the most."
Peter smiled, he could finally see some happiness in his eyes. He helped Wade get up and brought him back to the now shiny bathroom, helping him to get inside the tub. Not that he needed that help physically, but all the suport he could give him was necessary, so that Wade could understand how important he is. Wade smiled happily.
"Is that okay?" He nodded.
"It would be even better with you in here, with me." there it was, the man he wanted to see was back. Peter sat on the side of the tub.
"Not now, your body is in pain and if I get in there it wouldn't do any good."
"It would to me." Peter chuckled and Wade smiled at him "I missed you," he said very quiet.
"I'm always missing you," Peter leaned and kissed his nose, Wade wrinkled it and it looked like the cutest thing in the world.
He then started feeling better, grabbing some bubbles and placing them over his head.
"How do I look with my new hair?" Peter laughed.
"You always look good," he said, and Wade raised his hairless eyebrows comically.
When he came out of the tub, Peter helped him get dry, pour some cream all over his body and got him the softest pajamas he had. Then they came to the bedroom, Peter changed his own clothes into pajamas -finally, his working clothes felt heavy at this time- while Wade was getting in bed. Peter tucked him, kissed him on the forehead and crawled into the bed with him, Wade turned to his side and cuddle him.
"Petey can I tell you about my past?"
Peter turned to face Wade and put a hand on his cheek, he was very tired, but if his boyfriend needed to talk, and tell him EVERYTHING, he would even bite his tongue if he felt like sleeping.
"If you want to, I'm more than willing to listen."
Wade nodded and began to speak. He told him everything from the very beginning, from his very handsome face, the cancer and how he joined the Weapon X project with the promise of a cure. To the horrible torture he got there, everything. The way they used him as a doll without feelings, no matter much he screamed. To how his skin became Freddy Krueger's butt and his brain turned into the mentally unstable thing it is now.
Peter listened to every detail. He paid true attention to his boyfriend and his heart was breaking with every word that was coming out of his mouth. Wade has suffered so much and still remains the most amazing human being on earth, and he is blessed to be with him and have the pleasure of loving and being loved by him.
When Wade finished they both remained silent. Wade was hoping that with all this Peter wouldn't run away.
{He probably will.}
[No one listens to something like that and stays.]
Peter looked up at Wade, who was looking at him too, but his eyes seemed worried and Peter understood that his insecurities, and probably the boxes were making him feel bad again.
"Wade..."
"Hm?"
"I won't run away."
{Does he read minds?}
[You shouldn't trust him though.]
"And tell the boxes to stop!"
{Sorry.}
[...]
"I think they did," said Wade in a chuckle and Peter bent to kiss him.
"Good, and about all that, I just... I don't even know what to say... I'm just so, very and truly sorry for all you've been through. I wish it never happened because you deserve every good thing the world can offer you, not the contrary," his voice was shaky and he felt like crying, but fought to stay calm and stay strong for Wade.
"Hey actually I'm glad it happened." Peter looked at him and smiled already knowing what he was going to say "I got to meet you, Baby Boy... And I have every good thing the world can offer me... I got you."
Peter couldn't stop it and some tears ran from the corner of his eyes.
"Aw... That was super rainbow-ish," he said and both broke into laugh until tears, this time from happiness came out.
"I love you, Petey," they kissed.
"I love you more."
"Nah..." They cuddle again and this time, both fell into a very pleasant and needed sleep.
Notes:
If you're actually fighting against depression or anxiety I really do hope you feel better soon, I know how that feels and please know you're not alone, ask for help and keep in mind that one day everything's gonna be fine!
Lots of love! ❤︎
Chapter 7: "It's a trap"
Chapter Text
"Okay, I have to go now"
"Nooo, please stay, fuck your boss! Not literally of course, that perfect body of yours is mine," said Wade pulling Peter as he passed and sitting him on his lap.
"Wade, I seriously have to leave!"
"But whyy? I have enough money for the both of us to survive and then to pay for the funerals." Peter laughed.
{That laugh is like the sound of Zeus orgasms.}
[Because that makes so much sense.]
"I know, but I'm not gonna depend on your money, I like to have my own."
"It is yours," said Wade touching Peter's messy hair as Peter bent down to kiss him.
"I know, but it is not exactly mine, plus your money comes from killing, not my type of money."
"You don't complain when I buy you food." his hand now descended over Peter's spine and the other trembled in response "STAY PLEASE!"
"I caan't," he was going to stand up, but Wade pulled him back down. Peter whined "Wade I mean it, my boss doesn't like me, even less when I'm late."
"Then he can go and fuck himself, don't go!"
{Let's kill his boss!}
[He totally deserves it for treating our Petey-Pie badly.]
Peter leaned and kissed him again, going down slowly to Wade's jaw and biting gently while trailing his neck. Wade groaned.
{Ooh I think we convinced him.}
[And he's hungry too.]
His hands were going down through Wade's chest, slowly. Wade moaned and... Peter stood up.
"Bye honey, I have to go, sorry," and went to the kitchen to take his backpack and the lunch Wade prepared for him to take.
"You can't seriously leave me with the worst case of blue balls in the history of humankind."
"Sorry, it was the only way you would let me go," he grabbed the door knob "Oh and Wade, don't even think about unaliving yourself, I WILL BE BACK, that goes for you too White and Yellow."
[JA, he said my name first, he SO loves me more.]
{Shut up!}
"I left some coloring pencils and a coloring book of Dora the Explorer that I bought yesterday and forgot to give you. It is in the desk of your room, in case you want to paint, love you, bye."
He went out and shut the door behind him, leaving Wade alone with a boner, and two very horny boxes in his head.
{What now?}
[Do you remember that spider porn we saw the other night?]
{I thought you said it was disgusting.}
[Yet delighting.]
"Imagine if Spidey had 8 arms."
{All the possibilities.}
[Handsy time.]
"Okay, but then we'll paint, I love Dora the Explorer."
Peter was going through his phone while walking towards his work, when he bumped against a guy who kept running anyway.
"Don't mind saying sorry... Geez," an old lady came runing to him, gasping for breath.
"Oh young boy, that man just stole my purse." he felt a fury breeze hitting him, this man was giving him a lot of headaches in a single morning.
"Wait here." he started chasing the guy who got into an alley. Peter followed him and watched him turn behind the building, so he also moved on, but when he turned the corner, the guy was standing next to the old lady, both smiling wide.
"What is this?" he asked and the old lady laughed, her form changing to a very big man with fire in his hands, the other removed the hood of the sweatshirt and Peter noticed that his hair was now on fire.
"What the fuck?" Before he could do something the big man hit him and sat on top of him, Peter started to fight, but the other one approached and injected something that burned, Peter screamed and began to feel dizzy.
"Night night, spider." said the big one who was still on top of him.
"Don't worry," said the other one standing above him "We won't kill you... At least not yet." they both laughed and that was the last thing Peter remembered before fainting.
It was late, he had masturbated, painted and played video games and with Gandolf all day, and Peter was not home yet, Wade was starting to get worried.
{Maybe he actually left us.}
[This time he really got tired of us.]
"No, he said he was coming back."
{Yes, but you've been calling him all day and he has not answered.}
[What if he's hurt?]
Wade stood up, feeling very anxious.
[Or even worse... What if he's DEAD?]
"NO, SHUT UP!" He went to his room, in order to put on the suit.
"He's fine, I'll go get him, and then we'll come back and eat pasta, I'll make his favorite"
{Or maybe you will have to eat by yourself, because he's dead}
[*Cries*]
"Shut up, Shut up, SHUT UP!" he pressed his hands against his head and screamed
"HE'S FINE AND I WILL FIND HIM, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Wade left the apartment and started looking, first he went to his workplace, but it was already closed.
{This is the end!}
[I can't take all this pain!]
Then he searched every roof on which they always patrol, but there was nothing, not even a single sign of him,NOTHING.
{Call the police, AMBER ALERT!}
[We should start planning the funeral.]
Wade was starting to panic when someone cleared his throat behind him. Wade jumped and turned to find the Avengers staring at him, Captain America spoke.
"Hello Mr. Wilson I think we need to talk"
Chapter 8: He's my little spider
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Captain America was his favorite superhero, ever since he was a child, he had always admired him, and right now even with the boxes screaming from excitement, all he could feel was fear for his little spider.
"Mr. Wilson." They were inside the Stark Tower.
"Call me Wade."
Captain America glanced at Stark, then nodded.
"Fine... What's your connection with Spider-Man Mr. Wade?"
Wade looked at him wide-eyed and rose very excited.
"You know where he is?"
They crossed looks again and Wade fretted.
"Well actually, we were going to ask you the same thing" Wade sat down again, with his head low and facing his boots.
"Oh..."
"Is he a friend of yours?" This time was Banner the one who speak. Wade nodded.
'He's my little spider' he thought, but stayed quiet instead.
"He didn't mentioned anything about being followed or something out of the ordinary?" Wade shook his head. Steve sighed and sat in front of him.
"Look I wish I didn't have to say this, but we think Spider-Man was kidnapped"
{*Gasps*}
[But he's a good kid!]
He looked up and saw Steve, who seemed to be really sorry, then Tony Stark, who was away from them and looking down, Banner looked concerned, Thor only nodded and then Hawkeye and Black Widow, who were leaning against a wall but their expressions were difficult to read. His eyes returned to Steve who was still trying to make Wade feel better.
"By whom?"
"We're not sure yet, but we think they're making experiments on them."
[OH NO!]
{What are we waiting for? We need to find him.}
Wade clenched his fists, but could not say a thing, he just wanted to know the details and get out of there as soon as possible.
"Them?"
"He's not the only super human they've kidnapped, so we are sure they are taking them for experimentation and maybe something else."
His fists tighten and he could feel the nails against his skin even with the gloves on.
"A few weeks ago you two fought against some of these experiment results," continued the Captain "some 'mutants' that throw fire, am I correct?" Wade nodded again.
"Well, they were normal humans with a serum inside them that made them that way, they got this serum from the blood of the real mutants they've been abducting"
"However, the serum was not working very well" this time it was Banner the one who speak "Because the reaction left their bodies a few hours after being injected ... So they have been trying to improve it"
{We should've killed those bastards when we had the opportunity.}
[They actually deserved it.]
"But we promised Spidey we wouldn't." He said to Yellow in a whisper.
"Excuse me?" Captain asked, and Wade just shook his head.
"We interrogate some of those you captured," this time it was Black Widow speaking "They concluded by admitting that most of the mutants they experimented with, did not survive."
Wade felt like vomiting and the Captain looked at Natasha with angry eyes, she shrugged.
"He should know what we're facing." she said in a very cold tone.
"I just think there are better ways to say it." Steve prompt scowling.
"Instead of talking so much, we should be looking for these people," said Tony coming closer to the group.
"Yes please," whispered Wade.
"We are doing the best we can." continued Steve.
"Doesn't look like it." Wade was getting angry, Peter could be harm.
{[Or dead]}
'NO, stop!' and here they were, talking as if nothing was happening out there.
"Are you okay Mr. Wilson?" Banner got closer "Are you experiencing a kind of panic attack?" Wade wanted to scream and kill someone, and find Peter and wrap him in his arms, and never let anything bad happen to him ever again, but all these people kept acting like it was nothing.
{HE MIGHT BE DEAD ALREADY!}
[DEAD DEAD DEAD!]
"SHUT UP!" he pressed his hands against his head again and began to rock. Captain stepped back and Banner actually got closer.
"Mr. Wilson, listen to me, Spider-Man is alright, can you hear me? HE'S FINE!"
"We are going to find the little Spider and all the different humans even if I have to use my thunder" this was Thor trying to console him.
The boxes stayed quiet, so Wade dropped his hands to his sides and looked up, he was crying but thanks to the mask, none of them noticed, and if they did, they were too polite to mention it.
"You don't know where they keep him... Them?" He asked.
"That's the problem... We still have no idea." He could feel his world tearing apart, every part of his body hurt, and his scars burned.
"Can I go now?" He asked, still staring at the floor.
"I'm sorry... Wade, but that can't happen." He looked up to the Captain, who looked down.
{WHAT?}
[How the fuck are we going to find our Spidey if we're in here?]
"You can't keep me in here!" His voice came out angry, he was angry.
"We actually can" responded Black Widow "You being a mercenary means we can keep you as a suspect."
"Excuse me?" He stood up and "A suspect? I would NEVER harm that kid" his voice was shaking along with his body, he had a lot of emotions trapped inside.
"We know that Mr. Wilson" Bruce came closer and was about to put a hand on his shoulder.
"Don't touch me" said Wade dryly and he stepped back.
"And we understand you're angry, but that's the main reason we can't let you go"
{Fuck off!}
[He must be suffering while they're all here talking.]
"I'm not angry..." everyone turned to him and he lowered his voice "I'm in pain... And being here is not helping."
Bruce now put his hand over his shoulder.
"Something hurting you?" Wade wanted to cry, scream and get out of there because he knew what those bastards could be doing with all those people, with his little spider, but he just stayed quiet. He felt pain all over his body, but that was not the pain he was talking about, so he just shook his head.
"We are doing our best to find them, please stay here, Mr. Wilson, and I assure you that when we find out everything, we will let you know so you can come with us."
"He could ruin the whole operation," shouted Natasha, and Bruce glared her.
"Could you stop?" she rolled her eyes.
"You know I'm right."
"He's my boyfriend..." Wade said very quietly, everyone was silent and looked at him "I need to be there"
They didn't say anything for a long time, they all looked surprised and in shock, except for Clint who was smiling like he already knew.
{I swear that guy is creepy.}
[He knows too much.]
Thor broke the silence as he approached and put a large hand on Wade's shoulder.
"Then let's bring your lover safe and back to your arms, my friend"
Steve smiled and put a hand on his "I promise that we will do everything in our power to save him."
Notes:
"Fear is the path to the dark side, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate and hate leads to suffering"
Yes, I just totally quoted Star Wars
Until next week ❤
Chapter 9: Time to kick some asses
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
It's been a week since Peter was kidnapped and Wade felt as if he too was captive, since the Avengers barely let him out of the stupid room. Sometimes Captain or Banner came to visit him, even Clint from time to time came to tell him that he had come by his apartment to feed and play with the cat.
"I love cats, but don't tell anyone" he told Wade.
But this morning Wade was in an awful mood.
"I mean IT'S BEEN A FUCKING WEEK AND NOTHING?"
{They don't even let us help.}
"Sorry Wade, we can't tell you anything before we're really sure," Captain said the day before.
"We are not sure what you could do if we give you the wrong information," continued Banner.
"What? There's nothing I could do because you're keeping me in here like a prisoner"
"It's for your own good"
"Fuck off, I'm just dying very slowly here doing nothing while my boyfriend is being tortured."
But that was all, no clues, nothing, and here he was, inside a room with only a bed, a bathroom and his stupid boxes who were not helping at all.
{Hey fuck you, you're the stupid one!}
[It's not our fault that you were so useless to let him get capture.]
{If he dies is YOUR fault!}
[It should be you the one being tortured.]
"I wish it would be me," He was sitting in the corner looking at cars and people down in the streets.
{All so happy in this crappy world.}
[Let's get out of here!]
"This is Tony Stark's house, I'm pretty sure there are cameras everywhere."
"You are right Mr. Wilson," said Jarvis "In addition, I would have to close all possible ways of escape."
"Thanks for nothing, Jarvis!"
"You are very welcome," Wade rolled his eyes.
{As if that were an impediment.}
[We all know you could get out of here if you wanted to.]
"Yes, but Captain is right, I could ruin everything."
[Like you always do.]
{Because you're very stupid.}
"I need Petey, he would know how to shut you up stupid boxes."
[Sure, but he's not here because you're a blockhead and let him got kidnaped.]
{Where's a gun when you need it?}
[Yeah, you should totally kill yourself.]
Wade was pressing hard on his head, felt like it was going to explode, when Jarvis spoke again.
"Mr. Stark, Mr. Banner and Miss. Romanoff are here," the door of his room opened and they got in, Wade was scratching his head strongly so Banner came closer.
"You need to breathe."
He heard this in the distance, but tried his best, remembering how Peter always told him to breathe and think of something nice, the only difference being that when Peter said this, Wade didn't have to imagine anything pleasant because Peter was always in front of him, and just looking at him was enough to feel better. But right now Peter was not with him, and Wade felt lost.
"You sure this is a good idea?" asked Tony staring from the other side of the room next to Natasha.
"Yes I'm sure, because I know this will make him feel better, Wade we have good news" He raised his head and looked at Banner who smiled at him. "We know exactly where they are," his eyes opened wide and he wanted to cry, but tried to control himself because otherwise they wouldn't take him with them, so he just smiled and hugged Banner who chuckled. Tony just gave him a small smile and then looked away, a bit uncomfortable.
{That is a hard men.}
[At least he smiled.]
Natasha for the first time showed some excitement and tried to smile, but it was somewhat awkward.
{Well that's new.}
[And weird... Nice, but weird.]
"So, what are we waiting for?" he asked.
"Yeah, about that," Tony came closer "Are you sure you are in a good state to do this? I mean, I know how hard it is to concentrate when the life of someone you love is in danger."
"I've been here for a week waiting for this moment, trust me, even if Jarvis had tried, I could have been out of this place in a second, but I didn't because I knew I would have ruined everything, so yes, I think I'm ready." Banner laughed and looked at Tony who still had his doubts but nodded anyway.
"It's an old Hydra facility used for experimentation, it's underground, that's why it was so hard to find."
Bruce looked at him, the calmer of the other three in the room "If you think you can handle it, we are leaving right now and we would like you to come."
Wade stood up, wiping the white clothes they gave him.
{Yes, like a psychiatric patient.}
"Okay then, let's go!"
They returned him his suit and weapons with the condition that he could not kill anyone.
[Heroes are such a party killers.]
{Or party almost killers since you know, they actually don't.}
They then boarded a private jet and flew to Nevada. During the flight, everything was quiet, everyone was in their own minds, Wade sometimes spoke with his boxes and the others got used to it at some point, they even stopped asking if he was talking to them because the answer was always the same, he shaking his head and pointing his brain.
{This is taking an eternity.}
[I swear Captain is flying slower just to piss us off.]
When they arrived the place was cold and there was a lot of snow but more than that was just an empty space. That until Natasha came with a device in hand and started to hit the ground with her boots. At some point one of the blows rang hollow and she turned.
"Here" they removed the snow and found them. Two large metal doors on the floor. The Captain lifted them and entered, the place barely had light. Through the walls and ceilings there were pipelines, but other than that, it was in complete silence.
"Very quiet to be true" whispered Steve. They came across an intersection with two sides, left or right and it was there, when they heard a scream.
"Okay, time to split" commanded Steve "Banner you come with me and Nat to the left. Tony, you go with Wade and Clint to the right." Tony nodded and they split. The more they got closer, the worse the noise. Machines that sounded like a dentist's office, but louder, shocks of electricity, lashes, a burning smell, screams and laughter.
{Those stupid laughs.}
[It's like a Deja vu.]
Wade felt sick to the stomach of those awful memories, and the fact that Peter had to go through the same, made him feel sicker. They entered a long corridor that connected with others, in which there were rooms. The doors had a small window probably where they passed the food. They were closed, so they approached one and opened the little window. Inside was a teenager, who had wings and was tied to the ground by chains on his feet, he was sitting on the floor with his knees pressed to his chest and one of his wings was burned, the boy was badly damaged.
"He's a mutant," Tony whispered. Clint looked sad and disgusted.
"He's just a kid."
When they were about to open the door, one of the guards appeared, and when he saw them, he ran and began to scream.
"WE HAVE INTRUDERS!" Clint hit the guard with an arrow in his leg and ran to keep him silent, but it was too late, the other guards were already coming.
"Okay, this is it, ready?" Tony asked Wade, who nodded.
{FINALLY!}
[A whole week with a lot of anger trapped inside and nothing or nobody to release it, it's too much.]
"Let's kick some asses!"
The fake mutants came from all the halls, they all had fire on them, just like the ones Peter and he had fought before.
"I don't think the Human Torch would like you to steal his style."
"Who?" asked Tony.
{Right I always forget.}
[Same Universe, different studio properties.]
"Never mind" said Wade and a lot of Human Torch wannabe came over them.
{Just like last time, crush their heads against the walls or floor.}
[But gently.]
One of them stole one of Wade's katanas, set it on fire and cut his leg deep, Wade screamed and turned around with a malevolent smile.
"Big mistake buddy," he took one of his weapons and shot him in the face.
"WADE!" screamed Tony from the other side of the room.
"What? It was self-defense, no worries, won't happen again." Tony gave him a sharp look and Clint laughed.
They had almost all down, so Wade seized the opportunity and dug one into the wall while Tony and Clint were still fighting the others.
"Now you tell me piece of shit, have you seen a spider?" the man gave him a big bloody smile.
"We were about to kill him along the others, they were too weak already," and he began to laugh with a laugh drowned in blood.
"You're disgusting."
{Kill the son of a bitch!}
He was about to when Clint stopped him.
"Go get your boy, we can take care of this" Wade took some deep breaths and let the guard fall to the floor.
"Why?" the guy continued "Is he your boyfriend?" he was still smiling, but not for long, because Wade hit him hard in the face.
"In fact yes, he is." Then he turned to Clint, wiping his hand on his suit "Sorry, I had to."
"I didn't see a thing... Just go!" Clint said, kneeling to handcuff the guy.
While looking for Peter, some agents with a badge of SHIELD passed next to him and began to open the doors to take care of the damaged mutants. Seeing this, Wade did not stop to help anyone and instead kept looking for Peter.
{Our number one priority.}
"At least we know he's not dead."
[Fingers crossed.]
Wade stood in front of a door and opened the window, it was when he saw Peter, chained to a chair in the middle of the room with his head down, almost unconscious. He wore no clothes, only white boxers which were no longer white because of the blood coming from his face and torso. The room was very cold, so Peter was shaking and looked very damaged, burns, bruises and cuts all over his body. Wade opened the door, ran to him and knelt, it was when he saw his face better, his left eye was very swollen and his nose and mouth were bloody. When Peter saw him a smile appeared on his lips, showing bloody teeth (no tooth was missing, which was good ... at least that).
"Hey!" Peter said smiling and then lowering his head, he was in the edge of fainting.
"Hey Baby Boy, hey I need you to stay awake!" Wade reached his face with a hand and touched him gently, Peter whined.
"I know baby, I'm so sorry," his heart was broken and his blood was burning with anger, he needed to put Peter somewhere safe and go kill the shit out of someone.
{They better pay!}
[Fucking bastards.]
He stood up and started looking for something to help free Peter from the chains that had him nailed to that tortuous chair.
"Hey Petey, I need you with me, okay? Come on!"
"Mhm," It was all he heard him say before finding a bolt cutter inside a bag with other tools, which the bastards were probably going to use before they showed up. Then he hurried back to the chair.
"I'm gonna take you somewhere safe, okay? Don't worry." when Wade cut off one of the chain links that held Peter's arms back, it made him scream.
"Fuck... I'm so, so sorry baby," and kept going, despite Peter's complains, it was the only way to release him, even if he felt like shit every time he made a cut.
{You're hurting him.}
"It is the only way."
[Then hurry, I'm pretty sure his shoulder is broken.]
"I know."
When he finally released his arms, Peter could not stay in the chair and was about to hit the ground, so Wade ran and helped him to stay still, placing Peter's head on his shoulder.
"Now the one on your feet Petey, then we'll finish and I'll take you home, okay?" he mumbled an answer that Wade didn't understand, so he started cutting the other chains "Hey, I met Captain America." Peter seemed to smile and he felt less like shit "I bet you would like him, he's a great guy."
These were easier to cut because Peter was more unconscious than anything else and barely made any sound, so Wade cut everything faster. Once finished, he lifted Peter in his arms, bridal style and the boy snuggled against his chest.
{My heart is in pieces.}
[He looks so vulnerable.]
Wade left the room and saw Clint, who fired an arrow at a guy coming from behind, then he ran to meet them.
"How is he?" he asked concerned.
Wade didn't answer, felt that if he did, his voice would be unstable by anger and sadness. Clint could see that, so he nodded and put a hand on Wade's shoulder, then kept his way down the hall. He continued to find the other Avengers on his way out, everyone was looking at him with a nervous look, the look in Wade's eyes was pure anger, so none of them said anything.
When he came out, there were four black vans bearing the S.H.E.L.D logo, someone opened the back door of one and motioned for Peter to be put on the stretcher.
"Don't worry, we'll take care of him," said a women taking out an emergency kit and putting on a mask.
Wade looked at Peter who had his eyes closed and was not sure if leaving him alone with these people would be a good idea, but then Natasha came out of the metal doors and waved.
"We have the leader!"
Wade looked back at Peter and then at the people inside the car, who were really trying to help. They closed the van door before he could say anything, so he ran back to Natasha.
"Don't worry, they are good people and will take good care of him." Wade simply nodded, he really just wanted to end this whole nightmare and be back home with his boyfriend and hug him and let him know that everything would be all right now. But he also wanted to beat the shit of whoever took him away from him.
"The guy is from a new Weapon X project," she explained as they walked down the aisles. Wade swallowed.
{*Gasp* A new Weapon X?}
[That poor kid.]
"We believe that he is the head of the new organization and it seems that he wanted to make more mutants, but the kind he could control" Every time they passed through a room there were some agents of SHIELD helping a seriously injured mutant.
"They also ravished children." said Wade aghast.
Nat nodded "They wanted any type of mutant that could help them with the experiment."
They stopped in front of a large door, which Nat pushed. Inside were all the Avengers, even Banner, now in his human form, and in front of a fireplace, sitting in a large chair, was a boy.
{How old is he? Fifteen?}
[Who cares? Let's beat the shit out of this trash.]
"This is Doug Dembrant, he's nineteen years old and he's the head of the whole operation." Tony said with much anger in his voice. Wade could see the muscles of his jaw tensed with each word.
The stupid boy looked at him and smiled.
"Hi!" he said and Wade couldn't help it, when he reacted he was already on Doug, beating him non-stop. The stupid boy continued to smile with each punch before the whole group of Avengers could take Wade away from him.
"Please, breathe or I'll have to take you out," said Steve standing in the middle of Wade and the stupid asshole who was just starting to get up, he was laughing "I can only imagine what you're feeling, trust me, I want to kill him too, but we need him alive in case this is bigger."
Wade had tears running through his mask, and wished he could act with more composure, but he kept remembering Peter's bloody face and every muscle in his body tightened, so he just looked away.
"Everything was going according to the plan" he heard Doug saying from behind, so Steve turned to face him "We were not going to kill them… At least not yet" he laughed and chocked with the blood "It was just an experiment."
{And this fucking prick even has the courage to talk.}
[He needs to die, a slow and painful death.]
Steve put an arm in front of Wade before he could do something stupid. Wade just looked at him angrily and stepped back.
"You only stop us because you don't want others to be like you."
"No kid, we stop you because you are hurting other people in the process," Banner said trying to breathe before he could get green (literally) from anger.
"Who cares? They are not people, they're just mutants."
{KILL HIM!}
[Fucking asshole!]
Steve's arm tightened more on his chest and Wade felt like he was going to break it by trying to stop him from hitting (again) the fucking shit in front of them.
Clint pulled out some handcuffs and placed them on the boy's wrists, before pulling him out of the room. Wade could feel his heavy breathing, but then he remembered Peter and ran back to the car, but he was gone. Wade was beginning to feel very anxious when a hand touched his shoulder, and he jumped.
"Hey hey, it's okay, your boy is on that helicopter" it was Natasha "They will take him along with other mutants to the Stark Tower to treat them in the lab" she was really trying to smile.
{Oh well, at least she's trying.}
[Still creepy though.]
He thanked her and ran to the chopper. They let him in, so he sat next to Peter's stretcher and took his hand with one of his, and with the other touched his hair.
{Our poor little spider.}
[Look at him, so calm.]
Peter had oxygen attached to a mask and was sleeping. He looked calm and even happy, he seemed to know that he was safe now.
"I missed you," Wade whispered when the chopper took fly.
Notes:
See you next Monday!
(I have no idea who Doug Dembrant is, lol sorry, it was just the first thing that came to mind)
PS. Sorry about the many grammatical mistakes this Chapter may have, I'll try to fix them at some point!
Chapter 10: Good news
Summary:
I feel like Ben in Parks and Rec when he read his Star Trek fics to April and she wanted to kill him :'D
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
After three days at the hospital, Peter was discharged, as he was healing quickly (not as fast as Wade, but still) they thought he would be better at home, especially because Wade was always by his side and basically driving everyone crazy.
He still had some deep cuts here and there, and some broken ribs, but for everything else he was fine, Wade insisted on bringing him home in a wheelchair, no matter how much Peter insisted he could walk.
{Like the stubborn he is.}
Wade was opening the door and cleared his throat "I cleaned" he said and Peter smiled.
"Thank you!" Wade opened the door and took the wheelchair with him to enter.
Everything was shining and Peter couldn't help another smile, Gandolf came to rub against his leg.
"Hey boy!"
"Let me help you with that," Wade said raising the cat and putting it in Peter's lap, he scratched his head.
"See, even Gandolf missed you and we both know that he is not one who loves others."
"I missed him too," said Peter raising the cat up to kiss him.
{Ask him.}
[Do it now that he's happy.]
"Yeah yeah okay, be patient, Petey... Um...Can I ask you something? It's more like a proposition, not like to marry me or anything like that, unless you want that because you know I totally would and…"
"Wade," said Peter laughing "Breathe!"
He smiled because finally he wasn't lost anymore and breathing was an easy task, so he did.
"Okay, so… Why don't you come and live with us?" He leaned to face him "You wouldn't have to pay more rent or basically anything else." Peter smiled and touched his cheek gently.
"Well, it's like I already live here since I spend most of the time and have almost all my stuff here, but I like to have my own place for when you drive me crazy."
{HA he's got a point.}
[We do that a lot.]
"But I'll think about it." Wade smiled, gave him a chaste kiss, and stayed there touching foreheads, he really missed the boy in front of him, loosing him almost killed him. He sat on the floor in front of the wheelchair, Gandolf got the point so he left, Wade put one arm in Peter's lap and with the other began to make circles on his thigh.
"They took you away from me Petey, for a whole week I was on Tony's Tower dying slowly by the thought of you being tortured... Or dead." Peter put a hand on his cheek and Wade bowed his head against the touch.
"I am here now, see I told you it's not that easy to get rid of me," he chuckled and Wade half smiled, his heart was still in pieces "Hey!" Peter cupped his face with both hands and lift him "I'm not going anywhere, remember?"
"I felt that my whole world ended Petey and the fact that I can't even die was worse because I didn't want to live in a world where you were not." Wade had tears in his eyes and Peter kissed him while cleaning them gently.
"Don't think about that anymore, okay? I'm here now." Wade put his head in Peter's lap and he began to trace the scars with his fingers "But Wade... If it ever happens."
"No Petey, please don't!" he looked at him crying.
"I need to say this," Wade looked down and Peter continued "I want you to try to be happy please, none of us can see the future, but if something happens, please try"
Wade shook his head and Peter kept going "Wade..." He looked up sniffing "You've given me the best life I can ask for, and that's what I want you to have in mind, okay?"
"I don't want to live without you and you can't blame me for it" Peter smiled and kissed his forehead.
"I don't, I wouldn't want that either, but I'm just saying" Wade stood up and bent to kiss him.
"Do you know that the part of the brain that reacts to love is the same that reacts to aggression? That is why sometimes we feel the desire to squeeze cute things." Peter smiled "Too bad your ribs are broken and almost everything in you is damaged or I would be squeezing you right now," he laughed with some 'Ouchs' in between and Wade kissed him again.
"That was pretty nerd."
"Just how you like it."
~*~ THREE DAYS LATER ~*~
Peter was sitting on the other side of the sofa staring at the bedroom door with Gandolf on the other side. He was wearing a NASA t-shirt, a pair of sweatpants and a red and blue tutu that Wade made for him, obviously, he made one for him as well.
"Okay, ready?" asked Wade from behind the door.
"Yes"
"Okay…" and jumped out of the room with a red and black tutu, Peter clapped and whistled, Wade jumped on the couch and leaned over Peter, very gently as his ribs were not yet ready.
"You know, I read an article yesterday about how to have sex with someone with broken ribs, we could try that." Peter laughed.
{We actually didn't read the article.}
[But we saw the pictures and that's what it matters.]
They kissed, very long and full of love, Wade wanted to hug him and kiss him forever, not let him go so nothing bad could happen to him again, because he knows Peter feels safe with him, and that's all he wants. While they were like this, there was a knock on the door.
"Let's ignore that," mumbled Wade kissing Peter's neck, who chuckled. There was another knock.
"I think this is important, Wade."
"Ugh fine!" he stood up and shuffled to the door, which he opened annoyed, it was Tony and Steve.
"Heya guys, now it's not a good time!"
"WADE!" screamed Peter from the couch and he rolled his eyes.
"Fine, fine, come on in please!"
"Thank you Wade, what a nice place you have here!" said Steve with a big smile.
He led them into the living room, Tony sat on the single sofa and Steve in the large one with Peter.
"Hey kiddo, how you feeling?" asked Tony.
"Better, Wade helps a lot," Wade sat next to Peter and straightened his tutu, being followed by an awkward silence.
{Hey stupid, where are your manners?}
[Yeah, at least offer them something to drink.]
"Oh right, I'll bring something to drink," before any of them could answer, he flashed to the kitchen.
Iron Man was now looking all frowned at Peter's tutu, and he blushed.
"Sorry, he likes to sew and I have to wear at least once everything he does for me, just to make him happy" since this is Wade they're talking about, Tony shrugged and Captain just laughed.
"It's okay, it suits you." said Steve laughing, Peter kept the blush and smiled.
Wade came back with four little boxes of juice in his hands, and gave one to each person, Tony looked confused when he gave him his, Captain thanked him and Peter smiled, then he sat again between Peter and Steve and began drinking his own.
"Um... Anyway," said Tony leaving the box in the coffee table "We are here because..."
"We want you both to be part of the Avengers," finished Cap. Peter's eyes opened wide and Wade stopped drinking his juice.
{Is this a dream?}
[Maybe one of those wet ones we always have about having an orgy with The Avengers.]
{Where's Hulk then?}
"Why you always do that?" Tony asked very annoyed "Why couldn't you just simply let me give the good news, huh?"
"Because I couldn't resist."
"It's always the same Steve!"
"Sorry..." Then he turned to them "Not really"
[They are like a married couple.]
{I keep asking myself, where's Hulk?}
They kept arguing as Wade turned to Peter who was as surprised as he was, but then a very broad smile appeared on his lips and Wade mimicked him.
"What do you think?" Wade asked, whispering.
"I think it's time you quit the mercenary life and work for the good guys." They both laughed and Steve and Tony looked at them, they looked genuinely happy and Steve felt a warm feeling in his heart, Tony just smiled.
"So... What is it going to be? Yes or no?" Tony asked, Wade and Peter exchanged glances, then Wade turned to them.
"Yeah sure, why not? But... Petey can't fight yet, his ribs are still kind of broken," they all laughed and Peter hugged him.
"Do not worry, that could mean he'll have to do the paperwork for both of you, while you're out there fighting with us."
Wade looked at him excitedly and Peter rolled his eyes "Yeah fine, anything for you." a squeeze came from Wade's mouth as he jumped off the couch to hug both men, Peter just laughed at how uncomfortable Tony looked.
After talking for a while, they stood up and shook hands with Peter, who stayed on the couch mainly because Wade would not let him get up. Wade led them to the door, said his goodbye's and closed it, returning to the sofa where Peter told him to lie down, so he did, very softly, letting Peter hug him. Gandolf took advantage and jumped into his lap.
"I can't believe we are Avengers now," Peter said with an excited tone, which made Wade smile.
"I always knew you were going to become an Avengie, but I never thought I would have a chance… That means I'll get to see Captain's ass everyday" Peter hit him gently in the shoulder "I'm kidding, no one will beat yours."
{We are still watching it tho.}
[Every day.]
"Maybe Black Widow could train you and you will have to be very careful not to let her eat your head."
"Those are the praying mantis Wade, but yeah, I got the point."
"Hey" Wade turned to face him "Let's celebrate with tacos." Peter smiled and nodded, but before Wade could get up to ask for some express, Peter grabbed his face and gave him a passionate kiss on the lips.
"I love you, Wade Wilson." Wade smiled broadly.
"And I love you too, Petey Parker."
Notes:
Should I keep going? Be honest with me people
(Try not to be mean in the process haha)
Anyway may the force be with you sexy friends!
Chapter 11: Don't be possessive *
Summary:
I decided to write Clint sort of a best friend to Wade, because… He will need one.
(And yes I am aware of the existence of Weasel, but I just wanted this two to be a thing and Weasel can wait haha)
PS. "*Sign Language*"
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Since the accident Peter has been avoiding everything that has to do with the kidnapping, Wade doesn't push him, he knows that at some point he will tell… It has also been since the accident, that they haven't had any sex…
Wade was sitting on the couch playing video games when Peter appeared with some boxers with Deadpool's face in the front. Since he was playing, Wade barely noticed, so Peter cleared his throat.
"Just a second Baby Boy, I'm about to kill this big slug that's trying to eat a kitten." Peter rolled his eyes, but actually turned to watch the game, because nothing Wade just said made any sense. He stood in front of the television and bowed his head, Wade's jaw dropped.
{Fuck this game!}
[We can save that kitten any other day.]
"You'd better come here, right now." snarled Wade, and Peter smiled playfully.
"I thought you were playing, that cat could die and it would be all your fault," he said in a worried voice before smiling again.
"Peter Benjamin Parker, I'm being serious."
"Oh me too… Totally."
{This kid is going to kill us.}
"Okay, I get it, you're torturing me, trust me, it's working." Peter laughed.
"Good," and started going.
"Wh-What are you doing?"
"What does it look like?" Wade flashed to the other side of the couch, grabbed Peter by the waist and pulled him toward the sofa and over him. Peter laughed.
"You're mean, Spider," Wade grunted and began to kiss his neck.
"Wade…" he said almost moaning.
"I love when you say my name like that." Peter laughed again.
"I need to ask you something."
"Hm?" Wade put a hand under Peter's boxers.
"Ah-Ah fuck… I can't ask you this if… Shit… If you keep doing that - Oh!"
"Perfect, let's fuck and then we can talk."
"No, I really need to… Wade jesus!" Wade smiled against Peter's neck.
"You sure you want me to stop, Petey?"
"I… Aahh… Just a second pl-Oh God… Please."
"Petey you can ask me later, let me have some fun ... It's been a while, you know," and licked his long neck, Peter moaned, and before Wade could do anything else, he grabbed his hand under the boxers.
"I invited a friend over to spend the night here…" Wade looked at him with an expression that Peter knew very well.
[Angry/Jealousy/TheDesireToKillSomeone.]
"Come on, it's just a friend."
{This is not good.}
[All this sexy act was just to distract us.]
{It totally worked, tho.}
"Please, this one is a good one."
"A good one, huh?" Wade looked away and clenched his jaws.
"Wade..."
"Hm?"
"Look at me." He did, but only for a second before looking back the other way. Peter laughed again "His name is Matthew Murdock."
"I don't ca... Daredevil, seriously?" Now he was looking at him.
"See, you know him, he's nice."
{Yes we know him, with more reason he shouldn't come.}
[That bitch is a combination of Brad Pitt with a freaking angel.]
"HE'S FUCKING HANDSOME!"
"WADE!"
"What?"
"Breathe!"
"I'll pay him a hotel if you want, but don't do this to me"
"Breathe!" he looked away and did as he was told "Good... Now, as I said, it's JUST A FRIEND, and he wanted to stay in a hotel, but it was me who insisted that he stay here."
"You can't hate me that much." Peter chuckled "I'm serious, Petey, if you'd told me that The Mole was coming, I COULD have said yes, but freaking Daredevil, really?" Peter kissed him.
"Don't be possessive."
"I'm not..." Peter raised an eyebrow and smiled "FINE I am, but you can't blame me, look at you, anyone could try to steal you from me." Peter laughed again and hugged him.
"I'm with you because I love YOU, so stop, besides you are very handsome yourself."
Wade looked away again, as he always does when Peter tries to convince him of something, because he knows that just looking at his face is more than enough to be tempted. The worst thing is that Peter is very aware of this, so he always takes advantage. He sat on Wade's lap with his ass pressing into his crotch. Wade was really trying not to look at him. Peter started to move his butt against him and Wade made a muffled sound. Peter laughed.
"So… He's actually on his way now."
"PETER!" Wade looked at him and Peter leaned his head back, looking at him straight in the eye.
{NOO!}
[Not that look!]
{Those fucking eyes could melt the iceberg that sank the Titanic.}
"Don't do that, that's cheating," Peter smiled and went back to moving his butt "Mmm, Petey!"
"Doesn't seem like cheating when the other person is having such a good time."
"You're killing me." Peter turned to look at him, then kissed him and began to move again "Fuck…"
"So… About that friend."
"Don't!" he moved faster "Oh… Damn it!"
"What was that baby?" he licked Wade's neck.
"Fuck… Spidey you're mean," Peter looked at him, pressed his forehead against his and bit his lip slowly with a playful look "Aw Fuck…"
"Wade…"
"Hm?"
"Say yes or I'll get up and leave you all by yourself with that hard friend of yours." Wade looked at him in shock.
{He's mean.}
[That was fucking hot!]
"Oh yeah?" he gripped Peter's waist, pulled him closer and now he was the one thrusting his hips.
"Oh… Ah Wade… That's not fair." He began to bite the body of the young man and Peter moaned before pushing him against the couch pulling his arms over his head and holding them with his spider strength. Then he leaned over his face with all his messy hair falling to the sides of his face and smiled "You're not going to win this."
"You sure? I can still move my hips from this position," and he did. Peter pressed his forehead against his with a loud gasp.
{This view is fucking good.}
[I won't argue.]
He let one hand grip Wade on the couch and with the other he reached out to one of his web shooters, groaning and moaning, he put it on and fired a web at Wade's wrists.
"Naughty Spider." Peter smiled and started to lower his boxers, still with his forehead against Wade's "Oh baby you're willing to win, aren't ya?" then he lowered Wade's pants, grabbed his dick and put it inside him. "Geez Petey, you planed all this-fuck-didn't you? You're already open and… Shit." Peter smiled and began to move up and down, along with some gasps and moans against Wade's face, who was more than delighted.
{I swear this is the best view.}
[Again… Won't argue.]
"Wade…"
"Not now Petey-Mmm… You can't be that-Fuck…That mean." Peter smiled and leaned to kiss him.
"Please say yes." Then he moved faster and Wade pulled his head back, so Peter took advantage and kissed his neck.
"You're a demon!"
"Good for you, you're having sex with a demon," he smiled again and Wade came with a deep groan.
Peter removed the webs from his wrists, and pulling out of Wade, he looked down at him.
{He's not over with the torture.}
[I love this torture.]
"Don't look at me with those eyes."
"Please…?" Wade rolled his and now was too tired to argue.
{He totally did this on purpose!}
[I'm not complaining.]
"Fine… Whatever." Peter smiled and kissed him.
"Okay, but promise me you won't act like an asshole." Wade rolled his eyes again and pressed Peter to his chest in a hug.
"I can't promise anything."
"Wade!"
"Fine okay, I'll try my best." Peter smiled and kissed him on the chest.
"Thank you, you're the best," he tried to stand, but Wade kept pressing him against his chest "Um, Wade…"
"Just stay a little longer before that asshole comes to steal my happiness." Peter laughed and hugged him back.
When Matt knocked on the door Wade was back with his video game and Peter was reading a book next to him. They both turned to the door and then looked at each other, Peter smiled nervously and Wade half smiled, then they both ran to the door trying for the other not to reach it.
"Wade you promised."
"I just want to open the door and say hi."
"Yeah right." Wade grabbed him by the waist and pulled him over his shoulder "Seriously? You're gonna open the door with me on your shoulder like a sack of potatoes?"
"Like a sexy sack of potatoes, plus, he's blind," and he opened the door with a big hypocritical smile on his face, Matt laughed.
"Hi Wade, Why are you lifting Peter like a sack of potatoes?"
{How does he do that?}
[I don't know, I've always believe he's hella creepy.]
Peter looked at Wade angrily, so he let him down, then he turned and hugged Matt. Wade looked away, his jaw tightening.
{He just arrived and it's already over him.}
[I seriously believe he says he's blind, but maybe it's all a lie.]
"It is so good to see you again, Peter!" and hugged him back, Wade was losing it "How has everything been since..?"
"Oh it's good," this was Peter avoiding the topic as he has been doing in recent weeks "Come on in, please."
"I was very happy when I heard about you again." continued Matt about to grab his bags.
"Let me help you with that buddy." Wade intervened, trying not to sound too hypocritical, Peter let Matt go and turned around, smiling at Wade.
"Thank you Wade, it is good to see you too" Matt said and Wade smiled before he remembered that he is blind.
[I still don't believe that.]
"Yeah, it's been a while, Matt." he turned and put his things beside the sofa where Peter and Matt sat, he of course was not going to leave them alone, so he did the same and put an arm on Peter's shoulders.
"Didn't know you knew each other" said Peter.
"Yeah," Matt laughed "I had to stop him from killing a guy."
"He totally deserved it," mumbled Wade between his teeth.
{Look at the way he looks at him.}
[Fuck he even laughs at his jokes.]
'Well that's not bad.'
{Whatever man, when he steals him, we will be having another conversation.}
[DID HE JUST TOUCH HIM?]
Matt put a hand on Peter's thigh while they were both laughing.
"OKAY!" Wade stood abruptly and they both looked at him. "I have to go to the bathroom, excuse me."
[You're gonna leave them alone?]
He quickly walked to the bathroom, closed the door and video called the only person who would listen with patience.
{Apart from Peter, of course.}
"Hey man, what's up?" asked Clint from the screen, he was in the car.
"I need your help, I'm about to commit murder."
"Wait what?"
"Peter brought a friend home" making a vomiting face when he said 'friend'.
"OH GOD WADE, don't scare me like that!"
During Peter's kidnap and Wade staying in the Stark Tower, Clint and Wade developed a friendship which none thought it would be possible, even less Clint, but found himself at ease with the crazy merc and became closer even after Peter had returned. They still talked almost every day.
"I'm being serious."
"The worst part is that I know you are... You need help man."
"Why do you think I'm calling you?"
"Okay okay, I'm coming over, where are you?"
"The bathroom."
"Good, stay there." he hung up and Wade entered the empty bathtub.
Peter was talking with Matt when someone knocked on the door. He looked at it confused, they were not expecting another person "Wait here, Matt" got up and went to open the door, it was Clint.
"Hey Clint, good to see you, Wade didn't mention you were... Oh!" he changed his smile to a serious look and rolled his eyes "Of course he did... He's in the bathroom"
"Thanks Petey!" Clint said coming in and stopping when he saw Matt "Oh... I get it now," and turned to Peter, who smiled awkwardly and shrugged.
"Hey Clint, nice to see... Well to greet you again." Matt joked and everyone laughed. Matt got up and Clint hugged him. "Now, can anyone explain to me what it is that everyone understands, and why Wade's heart is rising like crazy?" Clint and Peter looked at each other and laughed.
"Do not worry, Wade is fine."
"Yeah man is nothing, I'm gonna be heading to the bathroom now, excuse me" Clint said, leaving the room. Peter sighed and sat down on the couch with Matt.
Clint grabbed the bathroom key that was hanging over the door and opened it, Wade was in the empty tub swinging with his hoodie on, then looked at Clint and smiled.
"You need help man," Clint said when Wade ran out of the tub to hug him.
"Thanks for coming, I'm going insane... Well insaner"
"Wade that's Matt, he's like the nicest guy."
"I asked you to come to be on my side, not his."
"Fine, let's go, I don't think you want to stay here," Wade shook his head "Plus, I'm pretty sure he can hear us from the living room" Clint whispered.
"I can" screamed Matt, and Clint looked at Wade with wide eyes.
[I'm telling you people, he's creepy as fuck.]
Now Clint began to speak in signs to prevent any accident.
{Yes, Clint is deaf.}
[Pretty sure the readers already know, but just in case, read Hawkeye comic #19 for reference.]
{Only if you know sign language, otherwise you won't understand a thing.}
[Oh and we are smart as fuck and know like every fucking language, including sign.]
"*I have never understood how he do that*"
"*I know, he is super weird… Though maybe that's why you have that super hawk vision of yours*" Clint thought about it and shrugged.
"*Anyway, come with me, I was on my way to something and I'm not planning on losing it because of you*" He grabbed Wade's wrist and dragged him into the living room. "Hey Petey I'm taking this one with me, okay?" he nodded.
"Sorry Matt, it's not you," tried to explain Wade "It's just… You" Peter glared him and Clint chuckled.
"Um… Okay Wade, have a nice day!" said Matt smiling wide.
[Creeeepy.]
{I have to admit, I'm with you in this one.}
They left, closed the door behind them and entered the elevator, Clint began to laugh as soon as the doors closed.
"I don't know how that kid can handle you."
"Hey, you can handle me pretty well."
"Yeah, but I'm not your boyfriend."
They passed the reception where Wade said goodbye to the doorman, then they got into Clint's car and he looked at Wade with a raised eyebrow.
"*What?*" Clint kept the stare "*Come on, I can't die anyway.*"
"*I don't care, seat belt, now!*" Wade groaned and put the seat belt giving Clint a look "*Good boy*" he said and started driving.
"How's Peter? Seems fine, but I guess we're good at disguising our feelings"
"He doesn't talk about it" Wade was trying to be patient with that, he knew Peter would talk to him at some point like Wade did with him, he just needed time "Where are we going anyway?" Clint stayed quiet "Hello?"
"Well, since you're kind of a best friend to me… Don't get emotional Wade" Wade was looking at him with puppy eyes.
{OH MY GOD, THAT WAS SO CUTE!}
[I always knew he loved us.]
"You're so cute bestie."
"Stop it!"
"We should tattoo our names."
"Wade stop!" Wade laughed and put his feet on the dashboard.
"Okay, where are we going, a gay bar?" Clint looked at him confused.
"What? No!"
"Well since you were being so opened I just thought that was part of it." Clint chuckled.
"You're an asshole."
"You love this asshole," and threw a kiss at him.
"I'm more into boobs, but thank you" Wade laughed "Anyway, I'm going to tell you about one of my guilty pleasures and you better stay quiet about this" Wade sat straight.
"Masochism? Two girls one cup? Spider porn?"
"Eeww Wade shut the fuck up… I only saw half of that filthy video because you made me do it and I almost threw up."
"Yeah even I have to admit that's a gross one."
"And spider porn, seriously?"
{The best there is.}
[Eight arms, eight possibilities.]
"Hey don't change the subject." Clint laughed and took a deep breath.
"Okay… I do yoga." Wade bursted in laugh until his eyes had tears "Hey is better than Spider porn."
"Shut up, you've never seen that, and yoga? Come on!"
"An ex-girlfriend was the one who took me to a class and since then I keep going, not to the same place because you know, it would be totally awkward."
"That's like the cheesiest thing ever, and that's coming from a guy who makes pancakes with forms every morning for his boyfriend."
"Oh yeah? Let's see how much you laugh when we get there and you actually enjoy it."
They came to the place which was like a big gym / spa, Wade was a bit impressed, but was not going to admit it. They entered, and a blonde girl received them with a big smile.
"Mr. Barton it's great to see you back." Wade chuckled and Clint hit him with an elbow "Please come on in, we have a great class today" Clint nodded smiling at the girl and walked Wade into the locker room.
"*I can see why you like it, that girl was fine*"
"*Stop it, you have a cute boyfriend, leave those to me*"
"*Do I need yoga pants or something?*"
"*No, sweatpants are fine*" Clint put on his own yoga pants and Wade snorted "Leave me alone Wade, this are more comfy"
{Comfy? Geez.}
[We need to take a picture.]
"Stop now… Oh God, this is priceless."
"Do you want to go back to your boyfriend sucking Matt?" Wade stopped laughing and looked at him with a menacing glance "JA Checkmate!" and winked at Wade.
They left everything in Clint's locker and headed to the room where the class was about to begin.
"Grab a mat" Wade did it and stretched them on the floor before sitting on them. A girl turned to look at Wade with a disgusted look.
{Shit, you should have brought the mask.}
[Now she's going to have nightmares.]
"Hey, did you miss something?" asked Clint to the girl who glared him and turned.
"*Thanks*"
"*No problem, don't mind her, okay?*" Wade nodded and pulled the hoodie up anyway. The teacher came in and Wade noticed that she had scars in half her body, he turned at Clint who winked and smiled.
"Good afternoon class, are you all ready?" she looked at Wade, as if studying him "You're new, it's a pleasure, my name is Debra, and I'm the teacher, I hope to see more of you around here, Clint is a great student," she then smiled and returned to the front.
"*Does that mean you're flexible?*" Wade asked and gave him a playful look, Clint punched him.
"Okay class, first the Downward Facing Dog" Wade looked at Clint with an expression of 'WTF?' he laughed and flipped the middle figer, before taking the pose, Wade followed.
After a while Wade was actually getting relaxed, this was good, he kind of needed this after everything with Peter, but he wasn't going to admit it.
{We should bring Peter to yoga, he's super flexible.}
[Imagine him doing all this poses.]
{With dat ass pumping out.}
[And his back arching.]
Wade sat abruptly on the mattress and put his hands on his sweatpants.
"Clint..."
"What?" The other was still in pose.
"I think I better say this in sign language, look at me," so he did "*I think I'm hard.*"
Clint looked at him with an expression that said, 'Are you fucking kidding me?' "*I know I'm sorry, it's the boxes' fault, they started talking about Peter coming to yoga and…*"
"*Shut up, I really don't want to know*" Wade grinned awkwardly and the teacher approached, Wade's eyes widened and he looked at Clint asking for help, the other just shrugged and chuckled.
"Everything okay, sir?" Wade nodded "You sure?" He nodded again and she bent to whisper in his ear "It's okay, there's a bathroom right there" Wade blushed and she returned to the front, Clint couldn't stop laughing.
After yoga they got into the hot tubs where Wade fell asleep and Clint had to wake him up because the place was already closing.
"So, admit it, you liked it." Clint challenged once they were in the car. Wade turned to the window, trying not to smile "JA I knew it!"
"FINE, it was… Okay"
{It was amazing actually.}
[Our skin feels like a baby's butt and that's like, impossible.]
"Yeah right, I bet you will beg me to bring you back next week."
"You come every week?"
"Mhm."
"… I wouldn't mind coming back," Clint laughed.
"Man you are so doomed now."
When they were about to open the door of the apartment, Wade felt so good that he didn't mind the laughter coming from inside, that until they opened the door.
{WHAT IS HIS ARM DOING AROUND OUR PETEY'S SHOULDERS?}
[That bastard!]
"Fuck yoga, I'm going to kill him!" before he could get inside Clint put an arm in front of him.
"*How about we go to that gay bar?*" and laughed nervously.
Notes:
I just thought it was necessary for Wade to relax a little. I promise there will be a talk on the next chapter.
Btw I won't be posting this Monday ( :/ work stuff)
But still
❤︎ ❤︎
Chapter 12: Mercenary Mission
Summary:
Lazy Monday :)
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Peter has been having nightmares, sometimes he wakes up sweaty and crying. Wade knows that feeling very well, he has been there himself, he lives with it every day.
No matter how much he insists, Peter never wants to talk about it, he just smiles and says it's nothing, because he knows Wade will feel guilty and bad and that's not what Peter wants, he just wants to feel normal again and erase all that of his memory, but it has become more difficult with the nightmares…
"We're glad you came, this is a very important mission and we need people like you," Natasha said as she walked with Peter and Wade down the hallway.
"Why us exactly?" asked Peter.
"Well, we need a couple who understand each other well enough to read each other's mind," Peter and Wade looked at each other with a frown.
"Um, I know you're not a couple, but Clint and you get along very well, and I thought you were perfect for cases like this," Peter assessed. Nat stopped and turned to face them.
"Yeah, but the guy we're dealing with thinks he's getting in touch with mercenaries."
"And then why does Peter have to come? I can handle that perfectly."
"Yeah well..." she continued walking "Let's just say that this guy likes pretty boys." she smiled awkwardly, Peter laughed and Wade glared at her "Yeah, yeah, I know, but that's why you go with him, to keep the guy from doing something stupid, you can't admit you're a couple however."
"So how am I gonna tell him that he can't touch my boyfriend or I'll cut his fucking head off?" She shrugged.
"Well, since you are supposed to be top assassins, I don't think he'll mess too much with him." Wade looked at Peter doubtful and he gave him a little smile.
"Don't worry, I'll be fine."
"I know you will, that doesn't mean I'm comfortable with the idea."
They entered the computer room and she showed them the guy, it was big, like literally.
{More like a pig but in the gross kind of way.}
[Like Bebop from the TMNT, but uglier.]
"Is that the guy who's going to flirt with Petey?" he looked at Peter who made a disgusted face "I think I'm fine with it" Peter glared him and Nat laughed.
"Yes, that's the guy, his name is Roman, but he goes by the alias of Lobo, he's the biggest fish of the mafie, any mafia, Russian, Chinese, Neapolitan, Italian, ANYONE, they just get in touch with him for names and guy is the main reason for all the murders that have occurred in the last three years."
"Well that's some guy right there."
"We need the list with the names of all the people he pretends to give away, along with those already dead."
"We need you to load it here," Clint said, approaching and handing a USB to Peter. "We're going to burn the place after the mission, and you guys have to get out there trying to save as many people as possible ... Basically"
"His place has security everywhere, and since he's one of the best there is, it's almost impossible to get close to his mansion, so we'll be waiting for your signal somewhere else," Nat said, and then fell silent. Peter and Wade look at each other, with a 'well shit' look and Wade laughed nervously.
"Well listen to that, easy as cake"
"We know this is very risky, but this is one of the most important cases we have and even if you have helped us before, no one has seen your faces without the mask." Peter looked at her wide-eyed.
"So I have to go as Peter?"
"Not exactly, your name will be Tim."
"That kind of turns me on," Wade said approaching Peter who punched him.
"Dude," chuckled Clint.
"Anyway," continued Nat "I know you're not comfortable being on a mission without your suit, but this guy can't know you're Spider-Man."
"Can I at least use my strength or something?" she nodded.
"Yes, but a little less strong, you're supposed to be a mercenary not a super killer." Peter whined.
{This is gonna be hot.}
[Watching him struggle is always hot.]
{ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° }
"Oh, and meeting with him will take place at his house, naturally, since it's his 50th birthday party."
"He is meeting two hitman on his birthday party?" asked Peter confused.
"This guy is super weird" said Wade and Clint nodded.
""Yes, he is and has lots of money, so this is a luxury party, you will need fancy clothes," they all turned to Peter who blushed.
"Well I guess you already figured that I have nothing fancy."
"Don't worry Baby Boy, I'll take care of that" Wade said very excited and Nat stopped him.
"Actually you don't have to, the agency will pay and you can choose it."
{Ugh we wanted to 'Pretty Woman' him.}
"I have no idea how to choose a suit," said Peter turning completely red.
"Can I at least do that?" asked Wade, Nat rolled her eyes and nodded "Oh my God this is gonna be so much fun" he squeezed.
Wade was already sitting on the plane when Peter appeared in a formal suit and his messy hair trying to stay in place. Peter smiled shyly.
{Look at that hottie.}
[We should ask him on a date.]
"If that's not sexy, I don't know what it is"
Peter laughed and sat in front of him "Stop it" he said all flushed.
"You look super handsome my love, ready to kick some butts?" Peter nodded, but kept looking at the window nervously "Petey" he looked at him "Are you sure you want to do this? I can do it alone, if you're not ready."
Peter put a hand on his and smiled "It's okay, don't worry, it's just the first time I'll fight since ... You know"
Wade nodded "Wanna talk about it?" he shook his head.
"Maybe later, right now let's focus on the mission."
They arrived to a very fancy and big mansion, two big guards received them and walked them by the place until they found Lobo.
"Hello gentlemen, looking handsome" they just smiled, he stared directly at Peter and Wade was trying very hard not to get jealous, even if the guy was ugly af.
[He still has money tho.]
{Petey doesn't care about that.}
[That's what they all say until you show them a real diamond.]
{Shut up!}
"Bienvenue à mon maison, hope you feel comfortable, I'll give you the list with the names soon, just relax and have some fun" Lobo smiled, his eyes still on Peter, then someone came up behind him and started talking to him, the guy turned as if Wade and Peter were not there anymore.
They turned and ordered drinks while they looked around, it was an actual party, with people in their formal looks laughing and drinking champagne or whatever fancy drink.
"That guy is about to eat you with his eyes Timy."
"You can't seriously be jealous of him."
"I'm gonna be jealous even of a slug if it looks at you" Peter rolled his eyes.
"They all seem so calm," he said trying to change the subject.
"Yeah," this was Clint from the ear plug "It has become normal for Lobo to contact mercenaries at his parties, people just got used to it."
Lobo appeared again with a glass of whiskey in his hand "So.." He got closer to Peter "Want to dance?" Peter's eyes opened wide.
"Um we don't dance." answered Wade standing between them.
"Too bad, he is just how I like them."
"I'm about to lose my shit here Tim," He whispered to Peter, who laughed and turned him to face him, fixing Wade's bow tie while whispering.
"There's a room down the stairs, the guards keep coming down, I'm pretty sure that's our room." Wade raised an eyebrow.
{H.O.T!}
[Let's finish this so we can go home to have some fun with James sexy Bond here.]
"So, are yoy boyfriends or just lovers?" asked Lobo from behind while grinning.
"Okay, I'm gonna act possessive but it will be for a reason, don't try to stop me." Peter nodded and he turned.
"What did you just say?" he asked the guy while getting closer.
"I asked if he is your boyfriend or something because I like trios a lot, besides, you both look like the kind I like."
"You son of a bitch" And before he could reach Lobo, two guards blocked his way..
"Step back!" He approached one, enough to face him.
"Or what?" he asked hoarsely. Peter cleared his throat from behind, getting nervous.
"Or I'll have to kill you," said the big guard. Wade smiled and fixed the guy's blazer, who snarled at him.
"Okay then, we better not mess with you big guy," he turned to Peter and stood beside him, Peter looked at him in confusion. Lobo smiled..
"The offer still stands if you want to consider it, especially you a thug guy, I like rough," Wade gave him a hypocritical smile "Anyway, have fun, I'll see you guys later" and very subtly, gave them a role with two names "I hope the job done for tonight, you have the rest of the afternoon to drink some cocktails and have some fun" he winked at them and left with the guards beside him.
Wade turned to the bar and asked for a scotch, Peter looked at him trying to get an explanation.
"What?" Wade asked trying to look indignant.
"Well, what was the reason?"
"Oh no, I just wanted to call that pig a son of a bitch."
"Wade!" he laughed.
"Just kidding Baby Boy, relax and drink something," Peter sat down next to him and Wade slipped a card by the bar smiling.
"What is this?"
"The key to the security system," he said seductively and winked, Peter smiled playfully.
"I'm impressed, I could even kiss you if we didn't have to act just like coworkers."
"That turns me on SO fucking much."
"Um guys," it was Clint "You are aware Nat and I can hear you, right?" Peter chuckled.
"That turns me on even more" said Wade and Clint sighed.
"I should have a better payment for this" groaned Nat.
They acted as if they were drinking, and when Lobo was out of sight, they went downstairs. Wade knocked down the guards who were already there before they could shout, while Peter was at the computer trying to download the list on the USB.
Three guards appeared on the stairs and ran towards them, Wade kept trying to stop them while Peter was trying very hard to make the computer go faster.
"Some help here, Baby boy."
Peter sighed and left the USB connected to join Wade in the fight, doing his best not to use his spider strength, which was very hard, considering that these guys were twice their height. That's until Lobo appeared.
"Shoot them," he said, the guards at his side raised their weapons and did as they were told, but instead of killing Peter and Wade, they fired at the guards who attacked them. They stood there, confused, looking at the corpses on the floor.
"See, I like you guys, those guards did not please me anyway, but I can't seem to trust you guys."
He pointed a finger at them and headed up the stairs, the guards nodded and before they could grab them, Peter took the USB and hid it inside the jacket.
They were going up the stairs trying to find a solution when Clint spoke. "There will be a small earth shake guys, seize the opportunity," they looked confused as something exploded beneath them and the floor moved, so before the guards could do something, Peter and Wade grabbed their weapons and beat them. Lobo looked surprised.
"I'm sure we can find a solution."
"Just move asshole" Wade said hitting him on the back with the gun.
They left the mansion, there were people shouting behind them, but they seemed to be fine, as they were leaving the mansion in one piece. Wade and Peter just needed to get to the place where Clint and Nat told them they would be waiting, when they passed the pool, they found themselves surrounded by four guards.
"Okay guys, this could end here, you two still alive and happy," Lobo said "or with you two dead, which would be such a waste"
They looked at each other and nodded before turning to the guards, Peter pulling the guns off the two men on his side and Wade well...
{Unaliving the shit out of them.}
"WADE!" screamed Peter, Natasha and Clint at the same time.
{The last two from the wire.}
[Yep Einstein, they got it.]
"Hey, they were attacking my life, you never know when the healing factor might end."
Peter rolled his eyes and turned to Lobi, but another seven guards came out of nowhere.
"FUCK this could be easy people," whined Wade.
"I'm so done with this," complained Peter.
"Um guys, this is a mission, stay focused." said Nat and her eye-rolling could be heard even from the other side.
{It would be funnier if they just let us put some holes in their heads.}
They began to fight the guards, but the more they stopped, the more they were.
"Hello, any help? This is getting hard."
"On our way."
"Yeah, you've been saying that since the beginning." One of the guards shot Peter on the shoulder and he turned annoyed.
"Seriously dude? I'm the good guy here," He took the gun from his hands with a quick movement and kicked him in the face.
"That will show him." Wade said smiling from the other side. Peter shrugged until he remembered the shot in THEshoulder, so shrugging them wasn't such a good idea.
"Ouch... Okat, that hurts."
"You okay, baby boy?" Wade asked while smashing two guards against each other.
"Yeah, sure... I'm fine."
One guard grabbed Peter's shoulder "SERIOUSLY?" The guard smiled and pointed the gun to his face, Peter rolled his eyes.
"Come on guys, do we really need the weapons? Can't we all just be civil?" The guard hit him with the gun and smiled still pointing at his face.
"Oh fuck you!" and with a quick move he took the gun away from him and pointed it at his face "How does that feel, huh?" The guard's eyes went wide.
"Um Timy, that's more my style... Get off me piece of shit" Wade yelled from behind with a guard over him and another in front of him, firing at his chest, which went directly to the guard on his back causing his death. "See bitch you're stupid, you just killed your brother from another mother for nothing" and punched him in the face.
On the other hand, Peter still had the pistol in the face of the guy he wanted to shoot so eagerly, he couldn't stop looking at his stupid face and remember the guards of the Weapon-X and felt anger and sadness and many more emotions. He just wanted to kill him, maybe that way everything would stop.
"Petey," Wade called out in a calm voice from behind and approached slowly..
Peter took a deep breath and looked at the guard in front of him, his eyes wide, then he looked at the gun in his hands and dropped it with a certain panic growing inside.
Wade came running, hit the guard and turned to Peter, who was shaking.
"Baby boy," Peter looked at him, breathing labored and with terrified eyes. "Breathe!"
Peter couldn't stop a smile, of course Wade would use his own medicine. He took a deep breath and let his body relax, just enough to regain some control.
"Guys put on the plugs we gave you" Nat ordered and they obeyed, before a SHIELD helicopter appeared with Clint and Nat in it. She threw a device to the floor, which made a very sharp noise. All the guards fainted, included Lobo, and even with the plugs, Peter's sensitive ear made him fall to his knees.
"Hey Petey, you okay?" blood was coming from his nose as he pressed his hands against his ears, trying to block the noise.
"Make it stop!" he groaned.
"NATASHA!" Wade screamed and she came down running, before turning it off.
Peter collapsed on Wade's arms and wiped the blood from his nose with the sleeve of his new suit, before making a disgusted face.
"Sorry, sorry, I'm so sorry Pete," she said coming closer, and Wade glared at her "Hey, they were too many, it was the only way."
"How do you feel?" Wade asked in a low tone, looking at him with very worried eyes.
"I'm fine" he replied smiling and tried to put a hand on his cheek, but the shoulder protested "Aw shit, I forgot about that."
"Petey you were shot?" now Wade was a complete mess trying not to panic.
"Wade, WADE!" Wade looked at him "I'm fine, it was on the shoulder, nothing new" Wade helped him get up while some of the agents of SHIELD came running to handcuff the guards and especially Lobo who was coming back to reality.
"Hey ass!" called him Wade "You can have that trio in jail."
Already in the lab, Wade was taking care of Peter, who was sitting on a metal table, while the others talked about the mission. Peter looked at Wade, it was noticeable that he was worried and trying not to lose control, so Peter bowed his head to look into his eyes.
"Hey, I'm fine see?" and smiled, Wade looked at him and half smiled.
"I can't lose you Petey." Peter leaned his forehead against his.
"I'm fine." Wade looked down, murmured something, and then looked back at him.
"You are," Peter smiled and kissed him.
"Okay, I'm ready, remove that bullet from my shoulder please."
"Breathe, this is gonna hurt."
"I know, I've been shot there before, remember?"
Wade smiled still worried, took some tweezers and a strip of gauze, then looked at Peter, who took a deep breath and nodded. Wade pushed the clamp into the hole in his shoulder, so Peter pressed the metal table with his fists and rested his head on Wade's shoulder as he groaned in pain.
"I know baby I'm sorry."
"Enough Wade, it's not your fault!"
And with a quick movement he drew the bullet out, pressing a gauze against the wound to stop the bleeding.
When Peter lifted his head from Wade's shoulder, he noticed that the others were watching them.
"Um...?"
"Sorry, the shouts distracted us," Banner said and everyone turned around again. Peter laughed and looked at Wade, who still had a worried look as he cleared the table.
"Wade."
"Hm?" He didn't look at him.
"Let's go home and take a bath, it looks like you need one," he said putting a gentle hand on his cheek. Wade smiled and buried his face in Peter's hand, who bent to kiss the baldness of his head.
Once at home, Wade filled the bath and entered, Peter followed and sat behind him, because for what was going to happen he needed to avoid eye contact.
He began massaging Wade's shoulders and head with his healthy arm, giving him a few kisses whenever he found the opportunity, and swallowed very deeply before he could speak.
"I know you've already been here, I know you know how I feel and even worse, because I was only there for a week and some of the guards of the cells were nice, so I can't compare it to your experience, but I..." Wade stopped him, grabbing his hands and pulling him close to him in a hug, Peter just buried his face in the back of his neck and began to cry.
"Baby boy, we both suffered, there is no worse than the other, only suffering and we all have the right to feel pain, no matter how small," he kept placing kisses in Peter's hands, who continued to cry, very low because he doesn't like to be heard, so Wade could only hear small sobs against his neck.
"What I'm trying to say" he continued "I'm not going to pressure you to tell me everything, because I know there are some things you might want to bury and never talk about, unless you want to, and I'll be more than willing to listen, like that time I told you about my experience, remember? That's what you told me and I want you to feel as safe as I feel with you." He turned to look at him, and Peter continued looking down with his tearful red eyes.
Wade got closer and kissed him on the forehead, then the cheeks, then the nose and finally the lips. Peter smiled and Wade stayed there, pressing their foreheads against each other.
{Our little spider.}
[My heart is in pieces.]
"I know you don't want to tell me because I'm going to feel bad, and yes, every word will feel like knives, but you can't stop that, it's normal because I care too much about you," he wiped some tears running down Peter's cheeks "Just don't fight this alone please, let me in." Peter looked at him, his eyes glassy and his face red from crying.
"Fine, I'll tell you some things and at some point I'll tell you others." Wade smiled gently and kissed him, his heart was already tearing apart, but he had to be strong and listen, because this was part of the healing.
Notes:
Chapter 13: Christmas Decoration
Summary:
I am SO sorry for the lack of updates :( !
But I'm back (yay) haha
Also I noticed I got new followers while I was out somewhere :3 you are amazing, I love you all, making me happy and everything haha.
Anyway
It's Christmas time (*not actually, but let's imagine in this fic, it is already December lol*) and it's time for a big announcement 3
*There's a little something at the end 3*
PS. "*Sign Language*"
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
{How the hell are you gonna tell him?}
[You've been together for months and NOW you're gonna tell him?]
'Well, I just never found the words.'
Peter was on the phone with May as Wade watched every move the young man was making, trying to find the right words to explain what he needed to say.
"Okay May, I'll ask Wade... Mhm, okay... Love you too, bye."
He hung up and turned to him "She wants to know if we would like to go to her house on the 25th for a Christmas dinner."
"Sounds great," He pulled Peter close and wrapped his arms around his waist "How you feeling?"
"I'm fine," Peter said, giving him a chaste kiss before looking at his hands, which were twisting on Wade's chest. It was still a difficult subject, but he really felt better, Wade was all the help he could ask for, plus Tony got him a psychologist just for him, whom he saw at least once a week, no matter how much he insisted on not needing one. And between love, sex, classes and Spider-man there was not much time to feel sad.
"Good" Wade began rubbing Peter's hair as he took a deep breath. "Um Petey there's something in my life I haven't told you about..." Peter stopped playing with his chest and looked up to meet his gaze.
{Shit, fuck... Shit.}
[Please Dear Lorde make him stay after this.]
"What is it?"
"Um well... Please don't leave me after this."
"Wade!" he stepped back "You're making me nervous, what is it?"
Wade pulled him closer, he needed the warmth of his body nearby while he still allowed it and honestly, to give him some strength "I um I... I have um"
"WADE!" He tried to take a step back, but Wade hugged him tightly.
"I have a daughter..."
There was a long pause, the uncomfortable silence filling the narrow space between them. Wade didn't look down at Peter, just hugged him nervously waiting for what he had to say, he was already packing in his imagination, everything he had in the apartment.
[This is your apartment asshole.]
{Would you have the balls to kick Peter out?}
[…]
{Exactly!}
Peter cleared his throat, taking Wade out of his thoughts. "Were you planning to keep this secret forever?" He finally asked, so Wade looked down, meeting his eyes, there was a little frown between his eyebrows, but Wade was not sure if that was bad.
"Well, no... I just didn't know how you would react and every time I was about to mention it, I would panic and you know I do that a lot," Peter chuckled.
{THANK GOD!}
[A chuckle doesn't mean anything Yellow.]
Peter didn't know what to say, this was not just a random topic, so after some thoughts, he just sighed "I know, but this is not just something you hide from your boyfriend."
"I didn't want to lose you."
"Don't be silly, I'm not gonna leave you 'cause you have a daughter..." then he thought about it for a moment, and frowned "Wait, how old is she?" Wade laughed.
"She's eight, I didn't even know about the existence of your sexy ass," he said slowly sliding his hands to grab the glorious named butt. Peter who was sunk in his thoughts jumped, blushing immediately.
"Yeah okay, stop that, we need to talk about this… What's her name?"
"Eleanor, I call her Ellie and as I said before, she is eight years old, her mother died and I gave her custody to a close friend, not because I didn't love or cared for her, but quite the opposite. I was a mess back then, even more than now, and you know..." His face turned sad as he stared at his boots "I had to do what was best for her."
"I'm sure you did," Peter said, brushing his thumb lightly against Wade's cheek.
"She's a great kid, always smiling and we talk a lot on the phone," his expressions changed and now seemed to shine as he spoke, this gave Peter a warm feeling.
"How come I've never heard any of these conversations?"
"You did, but I was always in the bathroom, so you probably thought I was talking to the boxes."
{Hello there!}
[#1 fans over here.]
"Oh... It makes sense." Peter was trying to remember Wade's conversations in the bathroom, so Wade kissed him to break those thoughts.
"I'm particularly telling you this now because um... She's kind of on her way right now," Peter's eyes widened and he let go of Wade.
"WHAT?" He ran to the bedroom. "Look at this place Wade... It's a mess." Wade grinned, leaning against the doorway. "And what am I going to use? Does she even know about me?" He asked, pausing to look at him. Wade simply nodded, still smiling and a sudden chill ran up Peter's spine. "What did you tell her? Oh no, I don't want to know" and continued cleaning, picking up everything on the floor. Wade (again) pulled him to his chest, making him throw it all back on the floor.
"I told her you were my sexy boyfriend, about your amazing ass, your perfect skills and how much I love you ... She basically adores you." Peter blushed.
"Did you really tell her about my ass?"
"It's the main topic of our conversations," they both laughed, Peter turning as red as Santa's hat, full of embarrassment and rubbing his hands against his face.
"I can't believe you were hiding this from me... Is she gonna stay for Christmas?"
"That's the plan... Is that okay?"
"Don't ask me Wade, it is your daughter, of course it's okay." He smiled and picked up everything else from the floor. "So, when exactly is she coming?"
Wade looked at his Hello Kitty watch "In about an hour, we have to pick her up at the airport."
"We don't have a car," Peter frowned.
"Clint left me his." Gandolf entered the room and Wade picked him up. "She's going to love you fluffy exorcist."
"Maybe we could stop at the toy store, so I can buy her something"
"You don't have to do that"
"I want to... It's your daughter Wade, I kind of have to make her like me."
"I already told you, she loves you." Wade came closer, placing Gandolf on his head and kissing Peter on the back of the neck, where he knows Peter is ticklish.
"Still, I want to," he said laughing and turning to Wade, smiling as he saw Gandolf at the top of his head.
"Fine, as you wish," Wade said carefully leaning to kiss him, but Gandolf's tail interposed, which made Peter wrinkle his nose and push back "Thanks for nothing, Gandolf," Wade snarled, the cat even seemed to smile.
"I'll take a quick shower and we can go," said Peter entering the bathroom, he was about to close the door, when Wade put Gandolf on the floor and ran to prevent that from happening, placing one foot between the door and the wall.
"Can I join?" He asked smoothly and Peter chuckled.
"We only have an hour and if I want to make a stop in the toy store, this can't happen"
"Peteer, can't you see? I love my daughter and I'm super happy she's coming, but the moment she walks through that door, our sex life will be over." Peter laughed.
"Don't be dramatic."
"A whole month without sex Baby Boy, that's going to kill me."
"How bad" pouted Peter, pulling him closer.
"Don't be so mean." Wade also made a pout, but his was real. Peter kissed him and before Wade could react, the door closed in his face.
"I'll be out in a sec," shouted Peter from the other side.
"PETER!" Wade glared at the door, but a mischievous smile appeared almost immediately. He took the key that was hidden at the top of the door and opened it slowly. "Then I will be finished in a sec too, though I can't make any promises." Peter laughed.
"You're the worst."
On their way to the airport they stopped at the toy store where Peter bought a Michelangelo, from the TMNT, because Wade told him those were Ellie's favorite ones.
Now they were at the airport waiting for her to appear, Peter's hands were writhing around the gift and he was sweating cold, he was very nervous. He thought he was good with children, but he has never had the chance to be with one for too long, and a month was A LOT of time, he would have to improve himself for four whole weeks. Besides, this was Wade's daughter he knows Wade loves him, but if this little girl tells her daddy she doesn't like him, Wade would probably just say sorry to Peter and fly away. He couldn't stop thinking about this and Wade could see how nervous he was getting.
"Hey Baby Boy!"
"W-What?"
"Relax, she's just a kid."
"I know," and that was partly the problem, as was said before, Peter had never treated a child long enough, even worse, he was pretty sure he was not a kids person, yes, he is good and polite to them because every living creature deserves that, but he was definitely not a kids person, to be honest, they even scare him.
"There she is" squeaked Wade as he waved a hand at a girl who was actually quite tall for her age 'Well, this is Wade's daughter, of course she is tall.' The girl had a beautiful face that made her look innocent, she definitely had Wade's smile, one tooth missing, which made her look cute. Black curly hair and bright brown eyes. She seemed like the cutest thing and still Peter couldn't help to feel his heart racing like crazy.
She came running and jumped on Wade, who lifted her and pressed her against his chest with a big smile on his face "I missed you so much Ellie-Belly."
"Me too daddy, every day," she said, placing a big kiss on Wade's cheek, then she turned to Peter and gave Wade a look so he let her down. Before Peter could react, she was wrapped around his waist, hugging him tightly.
"I got so so happy when my daddy told me I was going to meet you, daddy Peter." His eyes widened and Wade chuckled.
"Oh" nervous laugh "Well, I'm a little sad that he didn't tell me about you before," he said returning the hug, trying to swallow the whole 'daddy Peter'.
"I know, my daddy can be a mess sometimes, but you've helped him a lot to be better." Peter smiled at this, Ellie didn't seem like other kids 'Then again, she's Wade's daughter.'
"Thank you...Oh, I bought you something," he said as she let him go, and tacking out the package. Her eyes glittered and she hugged him again, Peter really did not expect all this love.
"You didn't have to" she squeaked, just like her dad and Peter fondled her hair gently.
"Your dad said the same thing, but I really wanted to"
While Ellie was unwrapping the present, Wade couldn't help but smile, looking at the girl of his life so comfortable around the man of his life was more than he could ask for.
{*Crying*}
[*Sniffing and passing the wipes*]
{*Blowing the nose* Thank you}
"I LOVE IT!" screamed Ellie staring at the turtle with shining eyes, Peter was smiling like a fool now, he really liked this girl, she was too much like Wade to be real.
"Okay, you two, stop the love and let's go," Wade said and grabbed the bags to continue their way, while Ellie told Peter about the whole flight and how she formed a friendship with an old lady.
When they entered the apartment, Ellie shouted with happiness, looking at Gandolf, as she jumped and applauded. The cat opened his eyes wide and the girl ran to hug him, Gandolf as the patient cat that is, just let her do it.
"Daddy Peter?" Peter asked in a low voice, approaching Wade, who shrugged awkwardly.
"Yeah," he laughed nervously "She started calling you like that from the moment I told her we were dating." Peter chuckled.
"I see."
"If you prefer mommy we can fix that." Peter glared at him and Wade laughed.
{You know where that naming thing would be hot?}
[Yeah, totally.]
"I couln't wait to meet you Gandolf, daddy sent me pictures of you every day," she said placing kisses all over the cat, before a sneeze came out. Peter and Wade turned to her with both eyebrows up "I'm a bit allergic to cats, but PLEASEbefore you do or say anything, I can handle it completely, I brought my allergy pills with me and my doctor told me I could get used to it at some point "
"You sure?" asked Peter and she nodded.
"Okay good... Because I don't think I can get rid of that stupid cat," Wade said and Ellie laughed, pressing the cat against her chest.
"I would never ask you to do that daddy, just look at him, so fluffyyy."
"Yep, that's definitely your daughter," said Peter laughing before taking a sip of water from a bottle.
"So daddy Peter, are you and my daddy gonna get married one day?" Peter nearly choked on his drink and Wade ran up to Ellie to put a hand over her mouth, giggling.
"Sorry 'bout that, um... Ellie we've already talked about this."
"You have?" asked Peter breathing harshly.
"Just a little." Wade said, smiling awkwardly.
"More like every time we talk." mumbled Ellie behind Wade's hand.
Peter blushed, his face so red that he really felt the need to open all the windows of the apartment.
"Oh…" It was all he could pronounce as he rubbed the back of his neck nervously.
Someone knocked on the door and he was grateful for that, not that he never thought about getting married before, or that he didn't want it to be with Wade, on the contrary, but he never thought the subject would be mentioned under these circumstances.
He ran to the door and opened it, it was Clint.
"Uncle Cliint!" Ellie cried, running to meet him.
"Hey sweetheart!" He knelt down to wrap her in a big hug and Peter approached Wade again.
"Clint knew?" Wade smirked.
"Uh yeah..." Peter glared at him (again) "Hey, in my defense it's easier to tell a friend than your boyfriend, also she loves to FaceTime with him..." Peter kept the stare "Stop looking at me like that or I'll ask you to marry me right here." Peter froze and swallowed deeply, Wade just laughed at the view "That's what I thought."
"*I bought you something*" Clint said taking out a coloring book and handing it to her, she smiled and hugged him.
"*I drew something for you*" she responded immediately and Clint raised an eyebrow.
"*Didn't know this was an exchange*"
"*You have permission to give me something but I can't?*" she raised an eyebrow mimicking him and he couldn't stop a chuckle.
"Fine, let me see," She smiled and ran to look in her backpack, pulling out a rolled up paper with a bow on top of it.
"Hope you like it." Clint smiled and unrolled it, it was a picture of them eating ice cream as they watched the sunset.
"*I love it!*" he said smiling broadly and gave her a big kiss on the cheek. She chuckled and he got up again "Hey Petey, it's good to see you."
"You too, Clint."
The phone rang so Peter went to pick it up, it was Aunt May again "Hi dear!"
"Hi May!"
"Oh my God, I can hear her... She's already there? I thought she'd come later." Peter turned to Wade very angry.
"Seriously? She knew too?" Wade shrugged shamefully and May continued.
"Oh, stop fighting honey and put her on the phone, I want to ask her something."
"Fine..." He turned annoyed "Ellie."
"Yes, daddy Peter?" the annoyance disappeared almost immediately, being replaced by a simper. The 'daddy' thing still felt so strange yet so cute.
"My aunt May wants to ask you something," she squeaked.
"Aunt May?" And ran to Peter, who gave him the phone. Then he moved to stand beside Wade.
"How?" he asked dryly and Wade bit his bottom lip.
"I kind of told her a few weeks ago, they have each other's phone numbers and everything," Peter chuckled.
"Jesus Wade, I don't even know if I'm angry or happy."
"Anything but angry pleasee." he teased, leaning his head on Peter's shoulder with puppy eyes. Peter smiled and Ellie turned around excitedly.
"She wants to know if I can go to sleep at her house on Christmas Eve, so we can make cookies in the evening and I can help her with dinner the next day." Peter smiled and looked at Wade who nodded.
"What do you say, daddy Peter?" his eyebrows went up in surprise.
"Oh um... Yeah, of course." she turned happy and continued talking to May.
"I found this in the basement of my house," Clint said and they both turned to him, it was a red star to the top of the tree. "I just thought that since it's red and you guys have a thing for that color, you'd find it a better use." Ellie ran to grab it.
"It's perfect." She said looking at it as if it were the most precious thing in the world. Wade smiled and hugged Peter from behind.
"So daddy... It seems we can have some fun on Christmas Eve," his voice was hoarse and Peter shivered before getting out of the grip.
"Wade stop, not even a day has passed." he said and returned with Ellie and Clint.
{We'll get to that later.}
[We BETTER get to that later.]
"We don't have a Christmas tree," Peter said, and both Ellie and Clint turned in surprise..
"Wha-? How do you even survive?" Ellie asked incredulously.
"Well, we haven't had time to buy one," he replied with a shrug as if they'd just committed a murder they should be ashamed of.
"How nice that Uncle Clint here has a car and he will take us to pick one," said Wade smiling almost pleading Clint who rolled his eyes.
"Fine, let's go."
In the car Wade was sitting in the back with Ellie while Peter sat in the front with Clint. Peter looked at them through the mirror, they looked so happy and Peter could not help but think how hard it must be for Wade to be so far away from her, even for Ellie, whose eyes seemed to shine every time Wade made her laugh.
"They're kind of cute" Clint said in a low tone and Peter smiled.
"Yeah, they are… I still can't believe he didn't tell me" he kept his voice down, making sure Clint could read his lips.
"Hey, don't take it personal, he really wanted to, but you know how Wade is with his insecurities and you and that girl are everything to him, losing one to the other was his biggest fear." Peter felt guilty about it, of course that was true, he was just too blind to notice... Thank God for Clint.
"Yeah, I guess."
"THAT ONE!" cried Ellie, pointing to a very large tree.
"Um…" Peter rubbed the back of his neck.
"It's perfect!" said Wade. Clint laughed and got closer to Peter.
"I think you need to be the voice of reason here." Peter rolled his eyes and sighed.
"Um guys…" they both turned to him and he swallowed hard "I think it is too big?"
"B-But…" pouted Ellie and turned to Wade who shrugged.
"I think he's right," he said and she dropped her shoulders before another tree appeared in front of her and her eyes shone again.
"THAT ONE!" it was a good size, so Peter and Wade nodded. Ellie grabbed Clint's hand and dragged him toward the tree.
"Thanks for that..." whispered Wade. "I don't know how to say no to her." Peter rolled his eyes and smiled turning to him.
"I think we'll have to work on that... I can not be the bad daddy here." Wade smiled, it was so tender and honest that Peter felt happy. Wade leaned in and kissed him on the nose.
"I'm so happy that you two get on so well."
"She's a great kid… Reminds me a lot of her daddy" Wade blushed and Peter laughed at this.
Clint left them in the apartment building, Wade asked him to stay, but he said he had other things to do, Ellie of course gave him a big hug and Peter thanked him for everything.
Once in the apartment Ellie began to take out every Christmas decoration she had brought with her out of the backpack. When she finished, she noticed that they were both looking at her with great curiosity.
"Well, where are your ornaments?" she asked, Wade laughed nervously and Peter rubbed the back of his neck, grinning awkwardly "You gotta be kidding me."
"We are sort of always busy honey."
"How about when you are not being heroes?" she asked.
"We have a lot of sex" Wade said casually and Peter's eyes widened before prodding him on the ribs "Ouch"
"Well let's put these now and tomorrow we can go buy some more," she said ignoring what just happened.
The rest of the afternoon was dedicated to decorating, Wade and Ellie singing carols all the time, placing the red star on top of the tree and dancing with Gandolf at the same time.
Then the dinner, tacos, of course, which were prepared by the three, mostly by Wade and Ellie, while Peter just watched, getting anxious every time the other two used the tools as weapons to shoot each other, even more when they pointed out to him.
After dinner they were exhausted, Ellie kept insisting that she was perfectly awake, and tried to hide her face every time a yawn appeared.
Wade prepared the sofa, he planned to sleep there, but Ellie assured him that she was more than happy to do it so he could sleep with Peter. Peter insisted that he could go to sleep at his own apartment, but Ellie stopped them immediately.
"I will be fine, besides Spideypool is a thing daddies, remember?" she asked rolling her eyes while Peter looked at them confused.
"Oh, before I forget, I didn't give you your gift, Daddy Peter." She ran to her backpack and began to search.
"My gift?" Peter looked at Wade confused, the other smiled and came closer, leaning his head on Peter's shoulder and hugging him from behind.
"Yes, I couldn't wait to meet you, so I drew something every day since my daddy told me I was coming for Christmas, I finally drew so many things that I decided to do something with them, and since daddy mentioned that you love science, then I combined the drawings with something nerdy." She pulled out a white microscope with drawings of all of them on it, Peter smiled broadly when she gave it to him.
"Oh my God, this is amazing, best gift ever Ellie." she hugged him and he returned it, being followed by Wade's big arms around both of them.
{Never let go.}
[And still she let go.]
{Let it go Whitey… Dang, two movies in two sentences, I am Erudite.}
[Or just pathetic.]
"You two are" Wade said still in the hug.
"Say hi to Whitey and Yellow for me daddy," Ellie said and Peter laughed.
{I caaan't, this fucking writer wrote too much fluff on this freckin chapter.}
[… Yep, my heart is officially melting.]
"Okay, time to say good night, as much as I love this group hug, I can see both of your eyelids getting heavy."
Notes:
I wrote a Christmas Special for this fic (maybe I need a life, who knows) I was planning on posting it until December 23rd and 24th BUT... Do you want me to post it earlier?
Btw. There's an actual plot after the Christmas fluff lol ❤
Love you all.
Chapter 14: Christmas Part 1
Summary:
Sue me, I'm posting this before Christmas
(please don't, I have to pay rent)
Hope you like it :)
Again: "*Sign Language*"
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a… Never mind, Wade was making all kind of noises trying to find his mask (again).
"Petey I'm serious, there are elves around this house."
{Those creatures are evil, the way they present them in movies is just a mask.}
[Yeah sure, because they are totally real.]
{Is that sarcasm?}
[You tell me.]
"Okay Wade." Peter replied annoyed from the kitchen.
"Because otherwise, how would you explain the disappearance of the mask?"
"I don't know, maybe your lack of organization."
"That's more your thing."
Peter sighed "Look at me."
Wade had half of his body buried under the bed, so he could only see Peter's feet.
{They are beautiful, by the way.}
[They are feet.]
{Why are you so grumpy today?}
Peter leaned over so he could see Wade under the bed, and showed him the mask with a raised eyebrow.
"Does this help?"
"You're the best boyfriend ever," he said as he stepped out from under the bed. It was when he saw that Peter was only wearing an "Ugly Christmas sweater" that was two sizes too big for him, but totally on purpose, because underneath he was completely naked.
[YOU SEE? THIS IS WHY I'M ANGRY. We leave the night before Christmas for a stupid mission when we could have action like rabbits 'til New Year's Eve. *Cries*]
{…Well fuck.}
"I feel you Whitey," Wade whispered sadly. Peter laughed and gave him the mask before returning to the kitchen. Of course, not leaving much to the imagination when his bubble-butt started pumping out of the sweater.
[*Cries louder*]
{*Joins the crying*}
"Why are you doing this to me?" Wade pouted as he followed the other into the living room. "What is this torture about?"
"Well, this way you'll get home in one piece, otherwise, all of this," said Peter moving his hands through his body "Will be wasted."
{NO no, nobody wants that!}
[Fuck the world, let's stay!]
"I could say I'm dying and just skip this mission" he got closer to Peter.
"Nope, you're going" he stepped back.
"Then stop torturing meee. You were supposed to say goodbye all covered, so I don't feel that the world is my worst enemy." Peter acted as if he was thinking about it, before a playful grin appeared on his face. .
"Nah, where's the fun in that?"
"PETER!" Wade pulled him by the waist and Peter giggled. "We can have a quickie."
"How romantic."
{If romantic is what he wants, we could sing some Adele.}
[All of her songs are about break ups.]
Wade was about to start singing, when Peter stole a kiss from him. He grabbed Peter's butt and in response, the other moaned against his lips. Wade groaned as his lips lowered to Peter's jaw and his hands climbed under the sweater and through his naked body.
Peter kept moaning as he moved his mouth to play with Wade's ear. The other groaned and went up to kiss him again. He could feel every part of his body trembling with desire when... Someone knocked on the door. Peter stopped the kiss and ran to his room to put on some sweats.
{Nooo!}
[Who the fuck would do that to us?]
Wade walked to the door, all the nerves of his body filled with anger. When he opened a very happy Clint greeted him. Clint then saw Wade's angry face and bowed his head in confusion, right before looking down at Wade's suit.
"Oh… Sorry?" he said smirking, and Wade only growled.
"I hate you so much right now."
"Hey Clint!" Peter greeted from behind, trying to brush his messy hair with his hands.
"Like, seriously hating you right now."
"Wade stop." Peter glared at Wade and he did the same. Then Peter turned to Clint with a big smile. "Come in, please," he said, pulling Wade away from the door and letting Clint enter.
"Sorry, I thought you were ready." Clint shrugged, but Wade's face remained the same.
"He was," tried to excuse him Peter "It's a bit my fault."
{Totally his fault, now what are we gonna do about this thing under our pants?}
[I'm turning into a combination of The Grinch with Scrooge right now.]
"I hate you too," Wade said narrowing his eyes as he looked at Peter. He simply smiled.
"No you don't… Um, do you want anything to drink or...?" he asked turning to Clint.
"No Petey that's okay. Actually the car is already down stairs waiting for us," Clint said with a smirk, afraid to look at Wade, who was craving wholes through his body.
"Oh okay. Well, have a nice trip, stay safe and just come back, please." Peter said the last thing looking at Wade with worried eyes, for which he couldn't remain angry. So Wade relaxed his body and hugged him.
"You'd better save that for later," he whispered into Peter's ear.
"Come back in one piece and I'll think about it." They kissed, and Wade smiled still wishing the world was not so cruel to him. Then he turned, glared at Clint, and left the apartment while the other said goodbye and then ran to join him. When Peter closed the door, Wade punched him.
"*Ouch okay, I deserve it, but in my defense, you knew the time I was going to come*" Wade just flipped the bird in response.
"Okay guys, the mission is simple, you just have to take this tube-" Steve showed them an image of a transparent lab tube with pink liquid inside "-From these guys," and some ugly creatures appeared on the screen.
{Damn and I thought we were ugly.}
[Those things look like the Orcs from The Lord of the Rings.]
"Maybe they are, the writer might have a lack of imagination"
{True story.}
"Excuse me?" asked Captain confused and Clint shook his head.
"The boxes, Steve."
"Oh, right." said the other waving a hand in the air to dismiss it.
{We love you and your sexy ass, Caaap!}
[Not as much as Peter's *Cries again*]
"Anyway, you have to bring this small tube safe here, so we can return it to the CDC"
"So that's a virus?" Wade asked with a disgusted face.
"Yes, a very dangerous disease is trapped in that tube. No one understands how they got it because it was supposed to be inside a sheltered cabinet in one of the buildings that is most surrounded by security. So if you could try to find out that too, it would be very useful." Clint nodded and Wade just stared at the tube.
{How can something so pretty be so dangerous?}
[Sounds like Peter]
{Could you stop?}
"Nat was supposed to go with you, but something showed up and she had to go with Banner." Clint and Wade looked at each other with a face that said 'I know what's going on there' and then they chuckled.
"What is it?" Steve asked and they both shook their heads.
"Nothing." They answered in unison.
"Just one question," Wade said, approaching the screen. "If that tube gets a little scratch...?"
"You have to stay inside the cave and…"
"Die yeah… But I can't die, so…?"
"Well, I suppose you'll have to stay there until a cure is found, otherwise you'd be spreading the disease."
[Well shit, thanks Cap!]
"I can't wait so long. Peter actually grows old, remember? Besides, I can't get infected."
"Well, we don't know that with this disease, but do not worry, okay? I trust you two will bring it safe, and no one will get infected," Steve said smiling, patting a gentle hand on Wade's shoulder.
[Gee, stop the help Cap.]
"*What are you doing for Christmas?*" Clint asked as they were inside the plane.
"*Apart from having sex...*" Clint held up his hands to stop him.
"*Save me the details.*"
"*Kay, but you miss it because it's the best part,*" Clint chuckled "*We are going to Aunt May's.*"
"*I see… She's a nice lady.*"
"*Yeah, she totally is… What about you?*"
"*Well, the plan was to date a girl I met, but she cancelled last minute, so I don't know. I guess I'll watch The Grinch.*" He didn't wait for Wade to answer and turned to the window.
{Aw that's sad.}
[We should do something.]
Wade pulled out his cell phone and texted Peter.
Wade: -Hello my favorite Christmas Carol!-
Peter: -Hey! Missing me already?-
Wade: -I'm always missing you ;) :* 3 (-¡-) hey baby, quick question… Can Clint come to May's? He's kind of lonely :( *broken heart emoji because this AO3 place won't let me put it*
Peter: -What? Anyway, of course, I'll ask May, but I'm sure she will say yes, she kind of has a crush on him.-
Wade: -LOL thank you sweetie pie, love you 3 ;-P *.* 3-
He sent out a bunch of Christmas and eggplants emojis and put the phone aside. He decided he would tell Clint later because they were almost reaching their destination.
"Thanks Jason, we'll see you tomorrow," Clint said, waving goodbye to the pilot.
"I hate that name."
"Why?"
{Stupid Jason.}
[Fucking Jason.]
Wade shook his head "Just an asshole I hate."
They began to walk until they found the swamp that led to the cave.
"*Fuck! Couldn't they be dirtier choosing the place where their cave would be?*"
"*I know, it smells awful too.*" Clint pinched his nose in disgust.
"*I swear that wasn't me.*"
"WADE!"
The path was long and very sticky, at least the water was not as high as it reached below the knees, but it was still difficult to walk like this, especially when, from time to time, a large snake swam by and Wade panicked, jumping over Clint, who only rolled his eyes. But more than that everything was very calmed. They reached a flat area and Wade collapsed.
"Let me enjoy this moment for a second, please." Clint laughed shaking his head and sat down beside him. "*I can't believe we are doing this the night before Christmas, isn't that depressing?*"
"*I got you a present*" Said Clint. Wade shrieked, and sat down at once. Clint laughed and pulled out a gun that had the shape of a unicorn. The barrel being the horn, and a great red ribbon enveloped it.
{*Cries*}
[It is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen]
"OH MY GOD, it's so pretty!" squeezed Wade as he took the gun out of Clint's hands to admire it closely.
"*It was a bit awkward to order something like that, the store owner was judging me in silence.*"
"*You're the best friend ever*" Wade said hugging him, Clint only laughed.
"You're welcome!"
"*I have something for you too.*" Clint looked at him in surprise. "*What? You could not seriously believe that I would come empty-handed on Christmas Eve*" He took out a large package from the space where he puts his katanas.
"*How? I mean…*" Clint started looking around Wade's suit. "*Seriously, HOW? Where were you hiding that?*" Wade wiggled both eyebrows in a funny way.
"Magic, mah fren."
"Okay, let's see." He removed the wrapper (which was white paper with a lot of drawings of them together) and pulled out a carousel. His face suddenly lit up. "*How did you know?*"
"*Well, you grew up in a circus, so I thought you'd like a reminder.*" Clint smiled and hugged Wade, who stood still. Because although Clint had made it very clear that he really appreciated Wade, he had never shown true love until now.
{This is the best bestie hug ever!}
[Let's all appreciate this moment, please.]
"*Thank you!*" he said while letting him go "*I really like it.*"
Wade grinned, "Anything for my sexy plum."
"*Okay, let's go now. We need to keep going.*"
They walked on until they found the mountain where the cave was supposed to be. When they arrived and looked up, they realized how high it was -like, very-, so they looked at each other and sighed.
They went up, doing everything possible not to fall because there were very slippery parts.
When they finally reached the top, Wade dropped back to the ground, and Clint rolled his eyes.
"*Wade, we need to keep going!*"
"*It was good to meet you, my friend, but I think I'm dead already.*"
"Wade."
"Leave me, I'll be fine."
"*All right then, I'll tell Peter that his boyfriend will not be able to come home because he was 'tired'. Poor Petey all alone and horny at home.*" Wade stood up abruptly.
"Don't you dare!"
"Then let's move."
[That was low.]
{He knows our weakness.}
[Everyone does, it has a fucking name and ass like Lola Bunny]
The cave had a large hallway with oil lamps attached to the walls to illuminate the road. But other than that, it was just empty and too quiet and calm.
"*How much longer do we have to go on until we find something?*" Wade asked, trying to keep quiet. Clint opened the map that Steve gave them and looked at it confused..
"*Well, if I'm right... We're here already.*" They looked around and found only the same large empty corridor, which was held on both sides.
"Um…" The ground below them moved and before they could react, they were already in the middle of the cave, placed on a large space, far from where they were before. Surrounded by large cave walls from where some-
{LOTR orcs wannabe}
-Were looking down at them.
"*What now?*" Wade asked.
"*Why are you asking me? I thought you had a plan*"
"*I never have a plan.*"
The orcs came down, some running and others flying.
"What the fuck are these creatures?" Wade asked, trying to dodge one and hit (shooting) at another.
"Why should I know?" said Clint, shooting arrows at the flying ones.
"Geez, they look like a combination of an orc and Dracula from Van Helsing."
[Again, the writer has such a lack of imagination.]
They kept coming down and ideas of how to stop them were slipping away. Whenever Clint seemed about to be out of arrows, new ones appeared.
{I've never understood how.}
[There are questions that should never be answered my Yellow friend.]
"Hey fuck off, I can regenerate but that doesn't mean it doesn't hurt." Wade shouted at the creature who drew a deep cut on his arm with a claw.
"I don't have any more arrows," screamed Clint from behind.
[Well listen to that.]
{Maybe he's just playing so that we never find out he's a magician.}
"What should we do now?" Clint kept asking Wade as if he had all the answers.
"Let's kill 'em!"
"What is wrong with you?"
"Well you keep asking and that's all I know."
"*Let's go right there.*" said Clint pointing to an entrance that he saw to the left.
"Um doesn't seem like a good idea."
"Better to stay here?"
"Fine," they both kicked some asses before heading for the entrance. As they turned the corner there were about ten creatures waiting for them and smiling broadly. They tried to return, but there were others blocking their way.
Before they knew it, they were hanging on a large branch with arms and feet tied and their heads swaying as two great creatures carried them.
{Maybe this is it, this is our end.}
[Fuck, and we didn't have sex before… Fuck this mission!]
Clint cleared his throat behind him "I should've trusted you."
"I'm glad you figured that out after you lead us to a death trap."
They opened the door to a large room that had two stone tables in the hall. One creature grabbed Wade by the feet and pulled him out of the branch followed by Clint. Making them hit their head against the ground.
"Ouch, you should have warned us before, at least be kind to your food," Wade said, before being pushed to one of the creature's shoulders and thrown on one of the tables. Clint was dashed over the other one and whined.
"Fuck, they don't know a shit about manners."
The creatures receded, and some footsteps were heard as someone approached.
"Clint."
"Yeah?"
"If we don't make it out of this, I want you to know something."
"Okay…?"
"… It was me."
"What are you talking about?"
"… Who ate your sandwich the other day."
"You bastard!"
The creature that made the sound of the footsteps, stood between the two tables and watched them smiling. He was an ordinary human being, dressed in a formal suit, glasses and everything.
"Um okay… Unexpected?"
"Hello friends, it is a pleasure to meet you, my name is Paul."
"What up?" Wade asked and Clint rolled his eyes..
"May I ask, why do I have the honor of having you both at my facilities?"
"Well, I don't know man," replied Clint "Maybe something about you having a virus that could kill us all in this place?"
The man did not seem to listen to Clint, and instead he approached Wade, looking at him with very dilated pupils.
"You are a beautiful specimen, Mr. Deadpool, you have no idea how much I admire you and your body."
{Fuck, I'm scared.}
[Creepy!]
"Oh well… Thank you?" Wade scowled and the other got even closer.
"I was planning to go for you, but I'm glad you came to me... Oh, and on Christmas Eve, look at that, as a gift from Santa."
{CREEPY AF!}
[Is he going to suck our blood or something?]
{Well we were hoping to be sucked today, so hey! Maybe we still have a chance.}
[Yeah, by a very hot spider, not a creepy guy.]
"What do you need the virus for?" Clint asked as the guy rolled his eyes and turned to face him again.
"Well, my ladies here are pregnant and the babies need sick people to eat." He shrugged, turning to Wade and winking. "It is funny, but the sick ones are more nutritious, you know."
{Eeww, okay first of all… He has sex with this creatures?}
[Jesus! Remind us again, what are we doing here?]
"That could kill you" continued Clint.
"Oh no honey, not me… I'm half vampire, see?" he said pulling his head back and opening his mouth to show the fangs.
{JA see, totally Van Helsing.}
[Where's Wolverine/Van Helsing when we need him?]
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll prepare dinner for two" He turned to Wade "I'll be waiting for your presence Mr. Deadpool"
"Well, there's not much I can do, right? I'm kind of stuck here," Wade said raising his chained hands to make a point. Paul just smiled and bent down to smell him.
"Can't wait." he said in a groan, and Wade flinched. Paul then smile to both men and left the room, while seven creatures stayed to keep an eye on them.
"Fuck this man, I'm not staying here." Wade said trying to stand up before a creature gripped a strong arm over his chest and pushed him back to the table. He tried to fight it, but it was very big and strong "Fuck off, I didn't even want to leave anyway."
"I never thought I'd say this, but..." Wade looked at him and Clint tried very hard to be understood in sign language with both hands tied.
"Well shit handsome plum, that's a good idea… It's going to hurt tho and it will be kind of gross, but…"
"WADE, dude! Just do it!"
{Geez!}
[Just because he is not the one who is going to break his hands.]
So yeah, that was the idea, to break his hands until they were completely free so he could kick some butts and leave that creepy place.
{Don't forget about the virus.}
[Fuck the virus! That guy wants to eat us.]
First he broke his fingers, then lifted his hips and let them fall, to strike his hands with all the strength he has. Naturally, one of the Orcs came to see what was happening and Wade just smiled. He was already free, but before he could do anything else, his hands needed to heal.
{Just some seconds.}
[It's okay, it's not like there's a creepy guy trying to eat us, or a sexy boyfriend waiting for us at home.]
Wade began to sing 'Jingle Bell Rock' as he easily gets distracted and because honestly there was nothing else to do while the hands regenerated. Clint laughed and sang along with him. The Orcs looked confused and before they knew it, Wade was already taking two down.
{Yes, I'm sorry people but he killed them.}
[No one will miss them anyway, so who cares?]
Clint didn't like that, but there was nothing he could do, it might be the only way, and if there was another, he wasn't that interested to know.
"Okay sexy plum" he said getting closer to Clint with one Orc trying to pull him away "I'm gonna get to you, don't worry, I'll just…" Wade kept pounding and kicking the creature, who was gripping him tightly around the waist.
{He's not achieving much tho.}
"This thing is big, could you be patient?"
[Yeah sure, no probs, it's not like we could die or something.]
"I'm gonna do something very disgusting and I'm saying sorry beforehand because it might be gross for viewers."
{Or readers, whatever you want to be called.}
[What are you going to…?]
Wade pulled the mask up his nose, and bit the disgusting arm of the Orc, which was dirty, sticky and tasted horrible. And then he ripped off some of it.
{Oh God, I'm gonna throw up!}
[Nope nope nope, just nope!]
"Wade, Jesus!" Clint said with a disgusted face.
And so the Orc let him go and before others came, he grabbed the ax the Orc had and cut Clint's bindings on his fists (which were more like a heap of climbing plants in the form of handcuffs).
{This creatures have a lot of imagination.}
[Or a low budget.]
Then he cut the ones in their feet.
{Because yeah, we are so badass that we fight like ninjas even with our feet tied.}
[Or we're just lucky.]
They were eliminating all the Orcs, one by one. Most didn't die, which was a breakthrough, until they heard someone clapping from behind, it was Paul.
"Bravo, what a spectacle! I love seeing two beautiful specimens fighting. Especially you Deadpool, you're my favorite," he said, winking.
[Run bitch ruuun!]
{Noo, the virus!}
"Ugh, right."
"Now, since it seems that you cannot be far from each other, I will invite you both to my room. My creatures have already set up a table for two, but they can change it for three." He looked at an Orc. The creature nodded and left the room without further words.
{Before we leave, we could adopt one of those and make it our slave or something, but not the sexy kind.}
[Haven't you seen Planet of the Apes? Slavery creatures could end badly, dude.]
"Anyway, I'm hungry. Please come." Paul started to walk and some Orcs came behind them and began to push.
"I'm walking dude, I'm walking, geez."
"*Maybe he keeps the virus in his room.*" said Wade.
"*Too predictable.*"
They continued to follow the guy until a large wooden door opened in front of them. The room was large, like seriously large, the kind of room a vampire would have, you know... On the bed were two beautiful ladies with almost no clothes on.
"Let me introduce you to my ladies."
{Oohh, so he wasn't fucking the Orcs.}
[Now I get it, they are pretty hot.]
"They are hungry because they are pregnant and the sick humans who have eaten are not enough, they need MORE disease, like you my love," he said, pointing to Wade.
{My love my ass.}
[Don't fucking touch us.]
"Sit here." Of course they were forced to sit on the chairs "My ladies will do a private dance before dinner is served."
The beautiful women rose from the bed and came walking very seductively towards them.
{FuckFuckFuckFuckFuck!}
[Try to think about Peter, try to…]
One of the women sat on his lap.
"Hello handsome." Wade swallowed and turned his vision to his side, to find a very distracted Clint.
{Well fuck, we're done.}
[The end, fuck, this is the end, at least we will have sex.]
"Yeah but, this is not the sex I wanted."
Wade glanced over the woman's shoulder in his lap. The vampire grabbed the tube in his hands and was about to open it. Wade put his hands on the hips of the young woman, who looked at him hungry.
"Sorry sweetheart, you're kind of hot, but I have something much better waiting for me at home," and twisted her until they were both standing. Then he quickly put a knife in her throat.
"Mr. Deadpool, I'll advise you put that thing down"
"Or what?" he asked. Clint looked at the tube and came back to reality.
"Or I'm going to drop this," he said with a creepy smile. "You know, it's very funny how humans put these viruses that are so dangerous in things as delicate as this tube, it could break with only one… Single." He hit it with the tip of his nail and the tube almost fell.
"Don't even think about it," Wade groaned, pressing the knife even harder against the woman's throat. "You need her to keep this thing going, right? As far as I could see, you don't have any other woman, so you need something stronger, because maybe a girl will born."
"SHUT UP!" Paul growled, his pupils dilating.
Clint started to approach Paul, who was distracted by Wade's words. Wade noticed looking out of the corner of his eye, so he went on.
"And since you're not a vampire completely, you can't convert anyone, not even other women, that's why you need them."
"SHUT UP!"
"It worked the first time right? Otherwise they wouldn't exist, but after that, what? Only deformed creatures were the result, how right am I?"
"You know nothing!"
{Jon Snow.}
[Shh, don't ruin it.]
Before Paul could say anything Clint jumped him. Paul hit the edge of the bed and the tube slid out of his hand. Wade jumped and saved the thing, just before it hit the ground.
{That was close readers, just try to imagine it, some Jason Bourne shit right there.}
[Let's get out of this damn mad house, RIGHT NOW!]
Wade ran for the doors and closed them before the Orcs could enter. Clint wrapped the guy and the women in their hands with torn sheets. Then he called Steve.
"How's it going?" asked Steve happily.
"Uh yeah, we need backup down here."
"Oh okay then, it's on its way."
"Damn it Cap, I don't think we can wait that long" Wade was against the door, that with all the shoving from the other side, was already giving up.
"We're just around the corner, I swear. The place is a bit difficult to get to."
"Yeah, we know that," Clint rolled his eyes.
"You can't ruin this, I can't let you," Paul got up and started running toward the tube Wade had left on the bed.
"Fuck it," He had to leave the door to catch the tube before Paul could reach it, and of course many orcs came behind.
"WADE!" Clint shouted as he entered a hole in the wall.
{Because of course.}
[Otherwise we would die and the writer can't have that right now.]
Wade ran and went into the hole to follow him, kicking the hands that were trying to reach him. When they were already far from the room Clint pulled out a grenade.
"Now move faster," he said and threw the grenade in their midst, which ended right in front of the Orcs trapped at the rim of the hole.
The other men crawled faster and a 'BOOM' sound came from behind. The hot wave hit them and threw them from the cave, to the cliff of a very high mountain. They moved to the sides of the hole, so fire and smoke could come out of it.
{Just like a fucking movie.}
[Where's the super hero landing?]
Notes:
I'll post the second part right away, because tomorrow (or the rest of the week) I won't have time :(
Chapter 15: Christmas Part 2 **
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The children were nestled all snug in their beds {Airplane sits actually}
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads [More like weapons and sex]
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap {Nope, both in much damaged suits}
had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap.
It was already the morning of Christmas when they boarded the private jet, and through the whole flight they both slept. Tired was a small word for what they felt. When they arrived Tony, Nat and Bruce greet them with a tap over their shoulders and wide grins.
Wade was about to leave when he remembered about Clint.
"Right! Hey sexy prune, um I was wondering if you want to go to May's later."
"Really?" he asked surprised.
"Well yeah, May likes you and it would be nice to spend Christmas not only with my sugarplums but also the bestie" Clint laughed and rubbed his hair.
"Oh well, sure then! Why not!"
"Hey Wade," shouted Tony from behind. "Why don't you stay for a while and drink something with us?"
"Sorry guys, I have a naked princess waiting for me at home" everyone laughed as they shook their heads.
"Alright then, Merry Christmas!"
Wade could not even open the door completely, when Peter was already all over him.
"Oh God, I'm so glad you're back," Peter shrieked. Wade smiled and squeezed him into a big hug.
"Not even a meteorite would've stop me from coming back to you, my sweet chipmunk." Peter kissed him, humming with happiness.
"How was it?"
"You have no idea, there were creatures that looked like LOTR orcs wannabe, and vampires who were all over me all night -by the way- and we ended up discovering that one of the CDC's vice presidents was the one who helped them to take the substances, because his daughter was one of Dracula-aspiring ladies."
{Yes, the writer skipped all that part.}
[She's truly an special case.]
"Wow, seems like a lot, wanna talk about it?"
"Are you seriously asking me if I want to talk instead of making sweet love with my favorite eggnog?"
{We've been waiting for this moment for a month now!}
[We even tell some orcs about it.]
Peter smiled playfully and kissed him, of course a very deep and hot kiss.
"Fine, but after that you have to tell me everything."
"Sure, smurfy." And Wade kissed him back.
"Oh, I forgot!" Peter got down and pointed at Gandolf "Look."
The poor cat was wearing an elf costume with a bell at the end of his hat and a very angry face. Wade couldn't stop laughing and had to lift him.
"You look so handsome, furry Satan."
"I also bought something for you," said Peter very excited "Well it is for me, but like for you."
"Oh, I get what you're saying."
{This is gonna be GOOD.}
[Good thing we left for that mission.]
{ -.- }
"I mean I bought you a real present FOR you, but also this other present because I thought you'll like to see me in it, but that doesn't mean I didn't bought YOU something, like… um?"
"Hey!" Wade snapped his fingers and Peter looked up at him "Less brain, more present."
"Oh!" nervous laugh "yeah sorry, okay I'll go change, wait here," he muttered while running to the bedroom.
"Well well well, Gandolf, seems like mommy went shopping while daddy was working."
"I'M NOT THE MOMMY, WADE!"
"Just kidding."
{Not really.}
[Yeah, but we can't say that out loud.]
"Okay, I'm ready."
"You coming out?"
"You want me out there?" Peter asked timidly from the other side of the door. "Wouldn't you rather come here?"
"There is no one else but Gandolf and I here, Petey. No one will see you with whatever sexy thing you're wearing."
"Okay" sighs "Okay" Peter let his face be seen through the door, he was wearing a Santa hat.
"I'm already liking what I see."
"You're just looking at my face, Wade."
"Yeah and I really like that." Peter rolled his eyes, took a deep breath and slowly came out.
{Sweet Lord, somebody grab me because I'm going to faint.}
[I swear I can hear the Christmas bells.]
He was wearing a Santa's skirt above a pair of tall red socks that had little white lace on the top, perfectly fitting Peter's thighs, and of course the Santa's hat. But nothing else.
He began to swing from side to side, clutching the skirt in the process. Doing his best not to blush, which he was not achieving since he was already a pretty in pink.
"So… How do I look?" he asked biting his bottom lip nervously.
Wade felt like crying and fainting from happiness, and found himself completely silent, something that is rare in him, not for nothing he's called 'The Merc with a Mouth' but for the first time, Peter seemed to have silenced him forever.
{Maybe we die…?}
[Then this is the best death ever!]
"WADE!" Peter was now completely blushing "Say something or I'll change."
"NOO!" he ran to prevent that from happening. "No, please, I just... I have no words." Peter looked down, his cheeks burning red.
{And he's the cutest which makes it harder.}
[I'm in heaven already.]
"You look perfect." Wade breathed out. Peter smiled and began to swing again, this time in semicircles, and grabbing the skirt in the process. "And I don't know how you manage to look cute and slutty at the same time," he laughed and Wade leaned over to kiss him.
It quickly became a very lusty kiss, there was so much desire in them, it made the air feel incredibly hot. Wade leaned forward a little more, without breaking the kiss and pressed his fingers against the high stockings, before climbing up scratching through the fabric. Peter moaned, and Wade traveled to Peter's butt, squeezing it with all the strength he had, there was too much lust trapped inside him.
A breathless whimper came from Peter's mouth and his eyes widened, but Wade didn't stop. He lifted him from under his knees and bit his neck, down to his collarbone. Peter hummed, now wrapping his legs around Wade's waist.
"I'm too hungry right now, Petey, so this might be rough." Wade said, locking his hungry eyes on Peter's.
Peter frowned, as if thinking about it, but then bit his lip and shrugged. Wade groaned and kissed him again, a rough kiss, full of passion and desire. They hit the wall and Peter moaned. Wade nipped Peter's lower lip, pulling his head back with the lip between his teeth before returning to the kiss, his hands almost tearing the fabric of the stockings.
He kept kissing and licking Peter's body while the other was pressed against the wall by Wade's hips, with the full sensation of Wade's cock against his. Peter's legs were still wrapped around Wade, who was still pressing his fingers against the fabric of the stockings and his skin. It was rough. It was passionate. And it was perfect, their blood running through their bodies like crazy.
Peter got off Wade but didn't stop. He knelt down and began unbuttoning Wade's pants.
{We are totally shut through this smut.}
[Yeah well, I still have no words and watching is good.]
{I'll bring the popcorn.}
He shoved the pants down and the cock jumped out. He was not wearing underwear so Peter leaned back from the sudden appearance. Wade laughed at that.
"Looks like someone's hungry," Peter said in a low tone before wrapping a hand at the base to lick his head. Wade put a hand on the wall for support. He knew that Peter could make him lose it anytime soon. The boy started to kiss him all over the shaft, until he looked up at Wade and put the whole thing in his mouth.
"Aw fuck." groaned Wade still looking at the boy working.
{Shit.}
[Told you, watching is good.]
Peter went on deepening. Moving his tongue and sucking. Wrapping the very textured thing that is Wade's limb with his mouth and looking up from time to time, to find Wade's eyes looking at him with love and desire.
Peter let go a few times to take deep breaths causing a a snap and vibrations through Wade's body every time he did. Before going back in.
Wade kept looking at Peter just leaving the sight whenever a moan came out and he had to pull his head up. But kept looking through the rest, and every time Peter made eye contact he felt shivers all over his body. He took Peter's hair with his fist and began to rub the messy thing, trying not to lose control, but with the boy sucking his cock like he was doing, it was becoming harder.
"I'm about to… Petey" He groaned, but Peter dropped his cock and got up.
"No, hold it." Wade raised an eyebrow, but before he could say anything, Peter kissed him.
Wade flipped him to press his chest against the wall and Peter shout surprised as Wade went down, lifting the skirt a little before licking Peter's -previously shaved- hole. He moaned and pressed his forehead against the wall, Wade licked again and Peter's hand reached for his bald head, trying to make him go deeper.
"You like that, naughty boy?" he licked again and Peter moaned louder, "Tell me you like it," he licked and Peter just whimpered. "Try words, Baby boy." said Wade with a chuckle.
Peter rolled his eyes and took a moment to breathe and try to regain his composure, panting against the wall. But when he opened his mouth to say something, Wade's wet tongue went back in and he could only moan again.
Wade was having a blast by this, biting Peter's buttocks along with kisses, before going back to lick the now very wet entrance. He slid two fingers inside, causing a loud whine from the other, and continued wetting with his warm tongue. He moved his fingers a few times and then let Peter do the rest, when the other almost unconsciously began to move his hips to meet his fingers.
By this, Wade couldn't keep himself anymore. He got up, and before Peter could recover from the first orgasm, Wade spat in his palm, rubbed his cock with it and put it inside the shining hole.
Peter gasped, and a deep groan followed. Wade grinned, shaking his head slowly to rub his nose against Peter's soft hair. Then he went to his ear, where he kissed and licked the shell, coming down a little to bite the soft earlobe. Peter whined loudly, that's a very sensitive spot.
Wade gripped Peter's hips to make him steady and began to move his own. Peter put both hands on the wall, dropping his head with a deep groan. Wade moaned, leaning over to kiss and bite the back of Peter's neck. Then he wrapped one arm around Peter's chest and propped the other hand against the wall, while his hips kept thrusting.
He pressed Peter to his chest, the boy tossed his head back with a breathless moan. Wade took advantage and licked at the side of his long neck. Then he grabbed Peter's cock with his fist and moved it to the rhythm of the thrust of his hips. Peter had to put one hand on the wall while the other tried to hold onto Wade, in case his trembling legs finally gave in. At least he could have something to hold.
Wade kept thrusting and masturbating Peter as he was panting against his shoulder, biting and kissing whenever he found the opportunity. He was about to come, but before he did, he nipped Peter's shoulder, maybe too hard because the other screamed/moaned. Wade came with a loud groan, not leaving Peter behind, he stroked a few more times and Peter painted the wall with his own.
Peter almost fell, but Wade caught him in time. He was still trying to catch his breath, but he always managed to catch Peter. Peter seemed to need a nap, so Wade carried him to the bed and pulled some sheets on him. The boy mumbled something.
"You need to sleep, Baby boy. We still have two hours before the dinner," he said, rubbing a few fingers over the brown, sweaty and messy hair on Peter's forehead, before lying down on the bed and curling up against him. The boy smiled and Wade kissed him on the back of his neck.
"Hey Petey, wake up!" the other mumbled something.
[Sleepy head.]
{We have a very cute and lazy boyfriend.}
"We do. Petey, up now!" Peter mumbled again "No, none of that, you have to take a shower before we go," now he pouted so Wade picked him up and threw him over his shoulder.
"Wadeee!" he whined, while bouncing on Wade's back.
"Good, now you're awake," Wade said smacking him in the ass.
"WADEE!"
"Even better." He went into the bathroom and placed him on the toilet seat. Peter looked at him with a very sleepy face, "You look adorable." Peter closed his eyes "No no no, Petey stay awake."
He pouted with his bottom lip out and Wade kissed him "I'm too tired, you drained me," he said childishly. The sight made Wade laugh.
{So adorkable.}
[We have such a cute Christmas present.]
"Yeah, sorry 'bout that, you looked so hot in that skirt." Peter looked down and noticed that he was still wearing it, along with the high tights almost completely torn."
"Um… I thought you had taken this off when you laid me in bed."
"I couldn't, you looked too sexy" Peter rolled his eyes and stood up to take them off. Wade had already filled the tub, so he came in, still very sleepy and grabbed the soap to slip it over his arm. Then Wade followed him, and half the water spilled out.
"You need to stop filling the tub so much if you know you're getting in." Wade chuckled and grabbed the shampoo bottle, to wash Peter's hair.
"Well," he said, massaging his scalp "It's funnier this way."
"Yeah, but I'm always the one cleaning the mess." Wade poured some water over his head to rinse the shampoo and placed a hand on Peter's forehead to keep the water from entering his eyes.
"I promise I'll do it this time," he said kissing the back of his neck, Peter tickled.
[We always say that.]
{Yeah, but he doesn't have to know.}
[He knows.]
"So, are you gonna tell me about the mission?"
"Right! Let's see. Where can I start?"
When they entered Aunt May's house, a very happy Ellie jumped over them.
"I'M SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE!" she said hugging and kissing them both.
Clint was already there, helping May with the table "Jesus where were you two? Even I came on time"
"And who says I didn't?" Wade asked, waggling his brows seductively.
"Wadee!" Peter turned to him all red and wide-eyed.
"Dude" Clint said shaking his head as he laughed "Save us the details"
Ellie laced her fingers with Peter's, and headed for the kitchen, where Aunt May greeted him with a big hug and kisses all over his face. Even if she saw him yesterday when they brought Ellie. Wade came behind them and May did the same with him.
"You look very handsome boys, almost as if you had a good time before you decided to show up." Peter hid his flushed face behind his hands, Clint laughed and Wade blushed.
{I knew this lady was wild.}
[MILF!]
{Have some respect!}
[You started.]
"So" Wade cleared his throat "Want us to help with something?"
"Oh no honey don't worry, Clint already helped a lot." she gave him a warm smile and he returned it "Go and take a seat, Ellie show your daddies what you did."
"Riight, follow me! I'll show you the gingerbread people we did" she said pulling them to the table. In each seat was a gingerbread man for each person, one Deadpool, one Spider-Man, other of Hawkeye, an Aunt May and a little Ellie. Both Peter and Wade smiled wide and hugged the little girl.
The rest of the night was as good. They had fun, shared anecdotes and exchanged gifts. Aunt May even bought one for Clint, who almost cried for the gestures everyone had toward him. At the end of the night they were so full and tired that going back home was too much, so they decided to stay in May's. Even Clint for whom May prepared the couch as cozy as possible.
Going up stairs Wade was carrying Peter piggyback style, yes Peter not Ellie.
"I'm too tired," he said bouncing on Wade's back, his head resting on his shoulder, Ellie chuckled.
"Were you being Spider-Man before the dinner, daddy Peter?" He blushed and Wade laughed.
"Um.. Well."
"He was being more like a naughty Santa, Ellie baby." Peter smacked him on the arm and hid his face on Wade's shoulder because he was now completely red.
Notes:
"Happy Christmas to all and to all a goodnight!"
{Stop, you're embarrassing yourself.}
[Doesn't she always?]
"Again, Fuck Off ¬¬"
Anyhow :D let me know what you think!
Chapter 16: Not Again
Chapter Text
It was a good New Year's Eve, they spent a great time with Ellie and the Avengers family, everything was fine and perfect until Ellie had to go home. Wade was very sad about it, but he promised to keep calling and that someday he would be able to have her back in his life, especially now that Peter was part of it. Something to note was that Wade did not get into his usual depressions just like every time Ellie left, all thanks to Peter, who was there to make him feel better.
On the other hand Peter was feeling weird and has become stronger lately, he had headaches almost every day and any sound or movement made him jump. Wade noticed it a few weeks ago and asked Peter, but he just shook his head. He did not want to tell him, he actually felt guilty, with Wade sad about the whole situation with Ellie, he could not just tell him and make it worse.
They were called to the Stark Tower, Tony was very clear when he said it was an emergency. So here they were both, in the meeting room waiting for him. But when the elevator doors opened, it was not just him who came out of them, but the whole Avengers team. They looked at each other in confusion.
"Hello my little friends," Thor said and they smiled at him. "Though it be honest, it is never good to bring ill tidings." Their smiles faded and Tony rolled his eyes.
"Sorry, the plan was to be nice and calm before saying the bad news, but Thor does not seem to understand very well how it works," and gave a glance at a certain God, the Asgardian just smirked.
"Um Peter", this was Banner approaching "how have you been?" Peter looked at him in surprise, not expecting that question.
"Uh fine... I guess?" Banner kept eye contact and he began to feel uncomfortable, that until Wade spoke 'Thank God'.
"Okay, what the fuck is happening? And what is that 'ill tidings' bullshit?"
They all looked down, almost immediately, which made Wade even more impatient.
{What the actual fuck?}
[Can someone say something?]
"HELLO?"
"We called because," Steve cleared his throat. "We've heard something is wrong."
"Yes, Thorsy already made that clear, but what is it?"
"The New Weapon X" this was Clint, the only one who dared to look him in the eye.
{What about it?}
[That thing is already dead... Right?]
"It's back, guys," finished Nat. Wade felt his heart stop, while at the same time he felt it run a mile a minute. Peter froze next to him.
{BULLSHIT!}
[We burn that thing down.]
"H-How?" stuttered Peter.
"We know of this because some fire mutants are back, and not only that, it seems that some of the students at Charles's mansion who were abducted earlier have now disappeared," said Steve. Peter grabbed Wade's hand almost like an instinct in need of protection.
"Like... K-Kidnaped again?" asked Peter, his voice breaking. 'Not again.'
"There were no forced entries and it is almost impossible to enter that Mansion without being noticed."
"But not entirely, they could have kidnapped them, right?" Peter continued, but none seemed to want to be really honest about it. "How many have disappeared?" There was only silence in response and Peter felt his eyes fill with tears, he felt vulnerable again "HOW MANY?"
"Only three, Peter," said Banner almost whispering. "But don't worry about it, we can take care of you."
"How?" Wade asked darkly, he seemed angry.
"You two can stay here," Tony continued, trying to calm their nerves. "This is one of the safest places in the world, no one will enter here," there was a long silence until Peter broke it.
"I have classes... And work, I can't just stay like nothing."
"Are you fucking with me?" Wade said almost screaming, turning to Peter as his breathing became labored. "They just told you that the fucking organization that kidnapped you is back and you think about your damn classes and work?" Peter kept his gaze on the floor.
"PETER LOOK AT ME!" the boy slowly turned his head and looked up, his eyes were full of fear "Talk to me."
"I want to feel normal," he whispered, looking down again.
"What the fuck does that mean?"
"Please don't scream," he whispered again and Wade changed his expression at this, lowering his voice almost immediately.
"Baby Boy, listen to me... I get it, you want to feel normal, but please try to listen to what they're telling you." Wade got closer to face him and Peter looked up at him.
"I don't want to stay," he said in a whisper. Wade looked away and sighed.
"Okay, but I'll go with you wherever you go, do you hear me? EVERY DAMN PLACE. " Peter rolled his eyes and crossed his arms over his chest.
"I'm pretty sure I can take care of myself."
"Yes, as you did the last time." Peter looked at him with pain in his eyes, but that didn't seem to affect Wade. "Do not look at me like that, you know I'm right."
The Avengers who stayed silent all the time, almost holding their breaths and changing their looks from Wade to Peter every time they spoke. Now decided it was a good time to intervene.
Nat: "Being out there is not a good idea."
Tony: "You can't be serious, you don't have to go to classes, I'm going to give you a job here. You don't even need a degree."
Steve: "I understand you want to feel normal, but please stay."
Clint: "..."
Thor: "I could take you to Asgard, we have good scientists for whatever you learn in this world."
Bruce just stared at him, watching the reactions Peter was having when everyone talked, it seemed like he was having a hard time with that, as if it were painful. "How are your spider senses?" He finally asked and they all stopped to look at Peter.
"Um..." He shrugged, as if trying to get smaller "T-They are fine."
"Bullshit!" said Wade and Peter glared him. "He's been jumping with any fucking noise and I bet there are other things he has not told me about"
"It's not that serious."
"Stop now, Peter Benjamin Parker." Peter just looked down. Again the room was silent. Banner got up and started to walk away, as much of the group as he could. Once away, he whispered, the lower whisper that his throat allowed.
"Do you understand what I'm saying?" Peter nodded, but when he looked up, he noticed that Banner was across the room. He rolled his eyes and looked down again.
"If your spider senses are fine, then it would have been impossible for you to hear that," Banner finished.
"But fuck it," grunted Wade "he wants to go to classes."
"Why are you so angry?" Peter asked annoyed and Wade stood abruptly.
"BECAUSE YOU WERE FUCKING KIDNAPPED AND TORTURED, AND IT SEEMS LIKE YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK THAT THE SAME PEOPLE IS BACK." He stood there looking at him, his face red with fury. Peter could not bear it and looked away.
"You have to be somewhere safe, Peter," Steve continued, trying to ease the tension. "Please, let us take care of you."
Peter got up, but some kind of dizziness hit him and before he could react, he fainted.
