The rest of the family came home right on time. I had suffered through my insane hell week with Emmett and I was happy to see Alice again. Edward placed his hand around my waist while we waited at the bottom of the stairs for his (soon to our) family to walk through the door.
"Emmett, if you tell them what we played then I'll beat the hell out of you." Edward mumbled to his brother.
"Edward be nice." I ordered. I heard a car door slam and my heartbeat increased. Alice was the first to enter the house and she grabbed me and hugged me tightly. Emmett was at Rose's side in the blink of an eye.
"So, I see you and Edward had fun this week." Alice giggled releasing me. Edward glared down at her and I blushed from my toes to my roots.
"What kind of fun did you have?" Jasper laughed. I ignored all the questions and glanced at Emmett and Rose. Emmett was apologizing to Rose. I don't know about what. The fight over me, or the outfit she wouldn't find upstairs.
"I also see that Emmett coned you into playing my game!" Alice smiled and everyone who wasn't there or physic gasped.
"Um… well… Edward a little help here." I laughed nervously. All Edward do was look sheepish. Stupid, unreliable vampire.
"We are so playing tonight!" Rose was definitely planning something.
"No we are not." Esme played the motherly role. Yay! "Charlie will be very upset if we hold his only daughter here any longer." Oh… is that it?
"He won't mind as long as I ask! He loves me!" Alice responded. I decided to just give up.
"Edward… why not?" I sighed causing Alice to sequel and hug me again.
THAT NIGHT
"Hey, Jazz, get the bottles out of the kitchen." Alice asked Jasper. I can't believe she calls him Jazz. It's cute!
"Sure thing." Jasper was gone in the blink of an eye.
"Bottles?" I asked. I though spin the bottle needed one bottle, but Alice might have changed the rules.
"Yep. We've never played with a human so we thought that we'd get you drunk. You don't relax like we do so we thought we'd fix that." Alice nodded towards Edward and the others who just stared at the ground.
"Were you in on this Edward?!" This surprised me and excited me.
"Sorry, love, Alice was going to do it any way. I just thought that I'd play along." With that Jasper was back and he joined our circle. Edward gripped my hand and handed me one of the bottles. It took me about 2 minutes to chug the stupid thing but I got it down. It was regular strawberry wine so I was fine with it.
"So, I'll explain the rules. You see you spin the bottle and who ever it lands on is 'it'. Then we all hide around the house. Edward has to keep his mind to himself and I'm not allowed to play that part. None of can breathe either so we can't smell each other. The person who is 'it' has to find all the others. The first one to get found has to do a dare and the one other person gets to choose truth or dare, that is given to by the person who is 'it'. Bella, you are the main player because you are going to drink all five of these bottles. We thought it'd be fun with our drunk princess seeking us." Alice smiled while I looked at Edward skeptically.
"Wow, you really thought about this Alice." I tried to act calm and the wine was sure helping me with that. "Let's get this over with." I placed the bottle in the middle of the circle and spun it while Edward opened the second bottle for me. I drank as quickly as I could but the bottle still finished spinning before I finished my wine. I looked at whom the bottle pointed at. Esme.
"Oh, Alice didn't mention that Carlisle and Esme are our wild cards. They don't like to play with us so if the bottle points to them they get to pick who the want to be 'it'." Emmett admitted.
Esme and Carlisle stood up and whispered to each other and then pointed to Emmett.
"Sorry, dear, but you started all of this. We think it is best that you reap what you sew." Esme told him. Edward lifted me into his arms and we were gone.
"Damn Edward, don't do that without warning a girl." I sighed as we landed in the garage. I looked around. "This is your big hiding spot?" I giggled and kissed his cheek.
"You are drunk, love." He whispered.
"And whose fault is that?" I whispered back. All he did was silence me with his lips. I don't know how we long we ended up making out there but when I opened my eyes, we were back in the living room.
"So, Jasper, your dare is… to not make physical contact with Alice for a month." Wow. That's horrible. I looked at Alice who wasn't reacting cause I figured she had known what was going to happen. Jasper sighed and nodded.
"Now, who will be next?" Emmett glanced around the circle. "Rose, truth or dare?" he looked at his wife.
"Truth." She met his eyes with lust. Jasper and Edward gagged at the same time.
"Keep it to yourself, Rose." Jasper said.
"Ditto." Edward took me off of his lap and placed me on the floor, and handed me another bottle.
"Tell Bella, the real reason your mad at her." I was surprised that Emmett would do something to help me.
"Because she can be human and have kids, grow old, be happy, and be normal. That is something I can never have even though it is one of the only things I want.' Rose met my eyes. I had a feeling that if she could blush she would be beat red.
"Okay, my turn to spin," Jasper grabbed the bottle and spun it with impossible speed. I finished my third bottle as the first slowly reached me. Edward pulled me to my feet I wobbled a little and that made me tip forward. As always, Edward caught me with a look that questioned my sanity.
"I'm fine. I don't want to ruin Alice's game." I looked around the room and everyone was gone. "This will be interesting. Edward you go hide too." I kissed him quickly and shooed him away.
TWO HOURS LATER
All the bottles were empty and I was fully drunk. Esme had made me some uneatable snacks to subside the wine. I ate them laughing the whole way. I don't know what was so funny but every time someone spoke I cracked up. Jasper was eyeing me with disgust and Edward was growling at him.
It was now Jasper's turn and he found Edward first.
"Edward, I dare you to let Bella spend the night at Jacob Black's house." Jasper was serious and this stopped my laughing.
"No." Edward shot. I felt the low growl in his chest.
"Edward, the rules are you have no choice you have to do the dare or shave your head." Carlisle reminded him. I didn't know this. Way to explain the rules to me fully, Alice. I ran my hands through Edward's hair and made a sad face.
"Fine, but Bella doesn't want to go there and doesn't have to." Edward ran a hand down my spine and I started laughing again.
"Bella, truth or dare?" Jasper asked me and I was so distracted I didn't realize that I should have said truth.
"D…da…DARE!" I laughed. I was surviving the game because I didn't have to speck or I would have laughed myself out.
"I dare you to spend the night at Jacob Black's house. Tonight." I glanced at the clock and it read 8 PM. We stared playing at 6 PM. Wow. Alice pulled me to my feet and up the stairs. She handed me a bunch of new clothes I'm guessing she bought me when she was gone. I was too drunk to bitch her out about this so I just fell onto her bed. She took all the clothes and threw all but one outfit.
Before I knew it I was dressed in a mini skirt and blue tube top, which earned a look from Edward that made me wish that I could spend the night with him instead.
"No, no, no, no. None of that. This dare has to go on or your little girl will have to go bald." Jasper pushed Edward's head backwards, blocking my view of that fabulous look.
"Just give her the phone." Rose giggled. She had to be enjoying this. Someone handed me one of their sliver phones and I dialed Jake's number.
"Hello?" Billy answered the phone.
"Hey, Billy…" laugh, "Is Jake…" laugh, "home?" I asked.
"Um…yea, he just got back actually." Billy's voice was questioning but I heard him call Jake into the room.
"Hello?" Jake's rough voice calmed me down slightly.
"Jake..." laugh, "Do you mind if I stay over tonight?" Laugh.
"Bella? Why?" Jake sounded worried. I looked around for help. Alice handed my a piece of paper with an excuse written on it.
"I was hanging…" laugh. "Out with Angela," laugh. "And she invited a bunch of friends over…" laugh. "And we got really drunk…" laugh. "I don't want Charlie to see me like this…" laugh. "I need a place to stay."
"Why not ask your fiancée?" Jake was still bitter.
"They're… out camping." I made up. Alice didn't give me an answer to that. "Please Jake, I need you." I busted out a huge laughing fit.
"Where are you?" Jake sighed, giving up. I looked at Alice who mouthed something.
"Angela's." I gasped for breath. How were we going to get me there?
"I'll be there as fast as I can." Then he hung up. Someone took the phone back.
"Bella, take the Volvo and get to Angela's as fast as you can." Edward handed me the keys.
"You want her to drive drunk?" Emmett was shocked and so was I, for that matter.
"That's right. Shit how will we get her there without him smelling us?" Edward's eyes lit up with an idea. "The Volvo is mine so just tell him I dropped you off and ran from there. He'll believe it if you lay it on real thick. Just play the little drunk girl you are." He kissed the top of my head lightly and pulled me into his arms.
"Too bad I can't see what's going to happen any more, this would be fun." Alice grimaced.
"Too bad, Alice, your game your problem." Jasper mocked.
"Bye," laugh. "See you guys later." God, remind me never to drink again.
"Ready, love?" Edward asked sweetly.
"To lie to Jacob while drunk? Never." I admitted.
"Good." Edward threw me on his back and ran me to the Volvo. "Time to go."
TO BE CONTINUED!!
