AN: Well, here is Scene 2! I hope you like it! Also, I still want all your suggestions for improvement!
Disclaimers: Please see Scene 1. I don' t want to re-write it!
New Characters (Ones that weren't in scene 1)
Legolas Greenleaf- Cute elf guy. He is very good at shooting with his bow and arrow.
Arwen- Beautiful elf. Daughter of Elrond.
Cho Chang- Girl Harry has/had a crush on.
Ginny Weasly- Ron's little sister. One year beneath the trio. Likes Harry.
Scene 2: The Meeting
Setting: The Forbidden Forest is across the bridge, and ahead of them is a beautiful forest with a pond.
Draco: Here we are! Mirkwood!
Harry: Do they have yogurt? I'm out.
Hermione: I'm not sure if they have yogurt, but they have a lot of other stuff, including a mirror.
Harry: Oh. I hope they have a fairy to grant my wish of yogurt.
Hermione: They don't have fairies, but elves.
Ron: Let me see... another book?
Hermione: Lord of the Rings!
Harry: Do elves have yogurt?
*Another yogurt appears in Harry's hand*
Harry: Thanks!
Author: Don't take it personal. I like Draco. It's just that I have to keep you alive... for now!
Harry: Oh. Well, at least I have a yogurt!
Hermione: No matter what I do I can't understand him...
Ron: Don't worry, no one does.
Harry: Hey!
Draco: Shut up!
*Harry sobs as he realizes that he is a loner. Trashes yogurt, another one appears in his hand.*
Harry: I think she likes me...
Author: Dream on, Harry!
Harry: Hmph! (frowns)
Ron: It's OK, Harry. Just because the All Mighty Author and Cho don't like you doesn't mean that no one likes you.
Harry: Yes it does!
Ron: No! Ginny likes you!
Harry: Ginny's stupid!
Ginny: Hey, who's calling me stupid!
Ron: Wasn't me! It was Harry!
Harry: (Mumbling) Thanks a lot, Ron!
Ginny: You moron! I never really liked you at all! I just faked cause you me!
Harry: Ron, you owe me 50 galleons. No one likes me.
Ron: Hey, I never said that I'd do that!
Harry: Yes you did!
Ron: Did not!
Harry: Did too!
Ron: Did not!
Harry: Did too!
Ron: Did not!
Harry: Did n...
Hermione: WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP?????? I KNOW SOMEONE THAT LIKES HARRY, SO HARRY, YOU PAY RON 25 GALLEONS!
Ron: Fifty.
Harry: Twenty-five!
Ron: Fifty!
Harry: Twenty-five!
Ron: Fifty!
Hermione: SHUT UP! (slaps both of them)
Ron: Ouch!!!
Harry: What did ya do that for! (starts sobbing)
*Yet another yogurt appears in Harry's hand.*
Hermione: Look! It's Legolas and Arwen!
Legolas: Hi! The Author got sick of you fighting, and sent me to tell you to shut up!
Arwen: And I'm here because the Author said so!
Harry: Ooh! It's the elves! Do you have yogurts? I'm sick of pickle flavored!
Arwen: Sorry, only pickle flavored!
Harry: Stupid author, stupid author, stupid
*A lightning bolt hits Harry and the forest catches on fire*
Harry: OK, I get the point!
*The forest turns back to normal*
Draco: The Author wants me to let you know that it's a bit strange that we, the Harry Potter People, have met all these crazy Lord of the Rings People! And we were in the Forbidden Forest and now we're in Mirkwood! Or they were in Mirkwood and are in the Forbidden Forest!
Hermione: Wow! The author gave us a long line! Amazing!
Arwen: We are here for some business. We need a purple stone! It was taken from us by an evil man and we need it - if not all elves will die.
Harry: (Looks up from yogurt) Hey, we are looking for a purple stone too!
Hermione: It looks like we are looking for the same one! What a coincidence!
Legolas: Why do you want that stone?
Hermione: The Dark Lord of our world was supposedly defeated by Harry here, but then he found a stone. They say that if someone doesn't get rid of it, then our whole existence will be doomed!
Arwen: Well, if you guys could help us find the stone then we could get it out of your whole existence and we could be happy and not die!
Draco: Then what are we waiting for? Let's go!
