Disclaimer- See chapter 1
Chapter 2 Smile! You're on Kido's camera!
"So, Kido, Truth or Dare?" Kiyo said.
"I pick truth!" Kido said.
"Do you have any secret obsessions?"
"Oh, yeah!" Kido said. He shoved a video in a VCR.
The camera shook as Kido went on his trip. He then focused the camera on a certain mamodo.
"Yay! Bubble bath's ready!" Zofis cheered. He jumped into the tub. "Aah, after that episode where I had to wear that sweaty mask, it's nice to kick back and let all your troubles slip down the drain. This is pure bliss." What Zofis didn't know was that Kido was videotaping him as he was taking a bath. "Pure, undiluted bliss. I may be a bad guy in the show, but here, I can be as good as I want. Right, Mr. Ducky?" He held a rubber duck in one hand. "Ahh, I feel much better."
The video ended. Dr. Riddles stared in horror. "What was this for?"
"I read in a book that I needed to know my enemy before I fight him!" Kido replied.
"But not videotape the enemy during his most intimate moments!" the Doctor screamed.
"Truth or Dare, Koko!" Kido said.
"Truth," Koko replied.
"Did you and Zofis sleep together?" Kido asked.
"Uhh, yes!" Koko admitted. Sherry looked like she was ready to hurl. "I love him and he loves me!" Sherry threw up in a basin.
"That's my meat basin!" Brago said. "I am not hungry anymore!" He dumped it out. "Yuck! Human vomit!"
"Sah-ree!" Sherry retorted. "But I can't picture Zofis and Koko sharing the same bed!"
Koko turned to Zatch. "Truth or dare!"
"Dare, please!"
"I dare you to run around in your birthday suit, screaming 'I'm an Idiot' at the top of your lungs!" Koko replied.
Zatch stripped down and did his dare.
Kiyo, Megumi and Tia covered their eyes. "I'm going blind!" Tia howled.
"Ditto!" Kiyo and Megumi said in unison.
"Tia, Truth or Dare!" Zatch said.
"Dare!" Tia said in her bravest voice.
"I dare you to… take off your shoes and socks and dance on hot coals!" Zatch said.
Tia did the dare. "YEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWW!" Tia screamed. "My feet are on fire! Zatch, you're dead meat!" Tia chased Zatch around the room for a few minutes.
"All right, Kanchome!" Tia said. "Truth or Dare?"
"I pick truth!" Kanchome said.
"Kanchome, did you ever dance ballet?" Tia said.
"No! I never!" Kanchome screamed
Ehehehe. That was funny, eh? The next chapter is going to be funnier, but still perverted.
