***Authors note

Oh hello again. Kathryn's at home so I just wrote this by my lonesome because I have nothing better to do with my time apparently. The grammar is also slightly better because reasons.

I have no idea where this is going but it makes me laugh so whatever.

Sorry that Claudia, Kathryn, and I are just so hot I mean we can't help it that we're popular.

Da Bestiez Show Up And Its A Party

Claudia, the totally super sexy hot elf wizard had just walked into the griffsdofjfnf common room. She looked around for Harry Potter and his lame nerd friends that nobody likes because slytherins were like waaaaaaay cooler than griffydoorys.

"hey losers hows it hanging jk idgaf about ur lyfe bitches" it was super funny. "hey claudia wow u look super hawt tofay just like everyday u glided in here so nice omg" harry said, totes inlove with claudia because she was super perfect and better than herminny "i think ur suoer hotter than herminny"

"wow das cool congrats harry pooper" she was so fucking hilarious wow. "anyway, i like need u to come with me in private ur lame friends cant come srrrry nawt sorry"

harry was totes going to but herminny being the annoying turd she was was all life "ermmmm harry maybe like dont do that u stupid idiot shes bad shes voldetorts daughter + shit"

claudia was fucking pissed off becuz sher made her dad a deal dat if he madeout with her that she would bring him harry potter. so yeah basically harry said that he had to listen to ugly hermingy and didnt go and claudia was pissed and she went to see voldesmrot and so wuz he.

claudia later told tommy that she couldnt do it then and he was like "do it or i kill u dead lil claudia" he said to her all assholey and totes not hot but still actually really hot but like mean

"wow ur being mean imma call my friends l8er daddio dank 4 the snog" and with that she went into her own secret hoggywarts layer thats kinda like the chamber of secrets but way more fucking badass and cool

to summon her super bamf and gorg friend kathryn she had to pray to her in elvish because that's how how summoned elf archangels like duuh. kathryn showed up looking super bootiful and her hair was glowing kind of and she had a super cute white dress on and looked elfy and just wonderful wow u go kathryn!

she wuz all like "wow tf u want jk ily whats up y u in potter land?"

and then claudia explained. kathryn then said to her "wow emma should be here for this too lets sommon her ill get go get some blood from one of the lame students here. and she angel poofed away for like 2 seconds and then came back with the blood from a student nobody cares about.

they made a demon/vampire summonign thingy and emma showed up and was like heeeeeeey bitches hows it hanging

now that the fucking coolest trio was together shit wuz gonna go down becuz wow friendship is magic