BTWF episode 2

(Burn it Down by Linkin Park plays)

Naoko: Ladies and gentleman, welcome to BTWF, where we have a huge main event for all of you tonight.

Benson: Yeah we have a huge 6 man tag team match, where Fuyuki, the #1 contender for the World Championship teams up with the US champion, Stan Smith and Mr. Money in the Bank, Kaworu to take on World Champion Gourry, International champion, Jonah Von Bruken, and Shinji Ikari.

*backstage*

Chris: Yuma, I told you, I'm not going to give you a match at Revenge.

Yuma: Why not? A guy who beat Homer Simpson should be on the PPV. I mean, look at John Cena.

Chris: The difference is John actually pinned Big Show. You won by count out.

Yuma was about to say something, but Tori cut in.

Tori: What if Yuma beat Eddy, the Cruiserweight champion. If he wins, he will be included into the Cruiserweight ladder match with Eddy and Manny.

Chris thought about it before saying "That's not a bad idea. But, the match will happen next."

Yuma and Tori got out with Yuma giving Tori a huge kiss on the lips.

Yuma: Smart and beautiful. That is the best combo I can ask for.

*bell rings*

(Shane McMahon's theme song plays)

Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, from Ontario, Canada, the cruiserweight champion of the world, Eddy. *crowd cheers*

Andy: Eddy has made quite an impression on the BTWF since he became cruiserweight champion.

Naoko: Yeah, but I don't like the fact that he has that shirt that says "Manny mowed my lawn". That's just plain racist.

Benson: Since when do you care about hurting people's feelings?

(Face to the Floor by Chevelle plays)

Announcer: And his opponent, accompanied by Tori Meadows, from Japan, Yuma. *crowd boos*

*bell rings*

Eddy starts by hitting Yuma with a running hurricanrana and a standing moonsault. Eddy then picked Yuma up and hit him with an uppercut. Eddy then hit a series of elbow drops on Yuma. Eddy then set up for the Money Maker (jumping reverse STO), but Yuma rolled out of the ring. As Eddy was about to springboard to the outside, Yuma pulled on the ropes, which caused Eddy to fall. Yuma then hit him with a hotshot on the ropes, got back to the ring and pinned him.

Ref: 1…2

Eddy kicked out and Yuma hit a rolling fireman's carry and put Eddy in a side headlock. Eddy then got up and punched Yuma in the gut. He then irish whipped Yuma and attempted to hit him with a Tilt-a-Whirl, but Yuma countered it with a DDT and a soccerball kick to Eddy's back. Yuma then put Eddy in a head-scissor, but Eddy eventually countered with an electric chair drop. Eddy hit 2 clotheslines and a jumping knee. Eddy then hit a Bank Roll (rolling thunder) and covered Yuma.

Ref: 1…2

Tori put Yuma's foot on the rope and the ref was forced to break the count. While the ref was distracted with Tori, Manny came to the ring and hit Eddy with a lead pipe until Eddy was bleeding. The ref was confused about what had happened, but Yuma went up to the top rope and hit the Utopian Elbow Drop (Randy Savage style elbow drop) and pinned Eddy.

Ref: 1…2…3

*Bell rings*

Announcer: Here is your winner, and one of the contenders for the cruiserweight championship, Yuma.

Andy: Medical personal are tending to Eddy and taking him out on a stretcher.

Naoko: I wonder how this'll affect the match at Revenge.

*backstage*

Shinji: Rei, look I know how much you want to compete, the doctors say you can't compete until Revenge in that No. 1 contenders match with Luna.

Rei just looked at her boyfriend and kissed him on the cheek.

Rei: I know, but I want to manage you during your match tonight.

Shinji: I appreciate the thought Rei, but I think you should lay back and relax for the next couple weeks.

Rei: Alright, but I'll have a surprise for the fans when I get back.

*Back in the ring*

Mistral: As you know, my boyfriend, Chris Drahmin, is making the best show possible for all you people. So, he has asked me to provide the match card for Revenge. So, here it is.

*On the Titantron while Enemies by Shinedown plays*

Pre Show: Kensuke vs DD and Natsumi: One on 2 mixed handicap match

Shinji Ikari vs Kaworu Nagisa: Singles match

Stan Smith (U.S. Champion) vs Jonah Von Bruken (International Champion): Champion vs Champion No holds barred submission match

Rei Ayanami vs Amazing Agent Luna: No.1 contenders match for a Divas Championship match at the next PPV.

Homer Simpson vs Duncan: Steel Cage match

Asuka (c) vs Blackrose vs Momoka vs Zoey Hanson: Fatal-4-Way for the Divas title. (Zoey Hanson is Ichigo Momomiya from Tokyo Mew Mew. To make things easier on me, I'll be using the English names for all Tokyo Mew Mew characters from here on out.)

Yuma (w/Tori Meadows) vs Manny (w/Frida): Ladder match for the vacated cruiserweight championship.

Mordecai and Ed (Team Extreme) (c) vs Finn and Kite: Tag team match for the Tag Team titles

Toji Suzuhara vs Owen: Falls Count Anywhere match

Gourry (w/Lina) (c) vs Fuyuki: Singles match for the World Championship

*Back to Mistral*

Mistral: Unfortunately, Eddy suffered a severe concussion from the lead pipe shots to the head. So, we had to strip him of the title and take him out of the match at Revenge.

(Narcissistic Cannibal by Korn plays)

Ritsuko shows up doing a cocky walk.

Benson: What the hell, she got fired. What is she doing here?

Naoko: Obviously, my daughter got her contract back.

Ritsuko: Did you all miss me? *crowd boos* Did ya? *crowd boos even louder* Shut up, I know you did.

Mistral: Ritsuko, what the hell are you doing here? You lost at Starshow, which means you were fired.

Ritsuko: Yeah, I know, but I convinced the Chairman, Gendo, to let me give a farewell speech.

Mistral: Well whatever. Can you get out of here? I'm trying to talk to my fans. Oh sorry, I don't think you know what a fan is. You see, a fan is someone who actually likes you.

Ritsuko: Well unlike you, I don't need to fill my ego by having people cheer for me.

Mistral: No, if anything, we need to put your ego on a diet.

Ritsuko: You're the one who calls yourself the Queen of Divas, and my ego's the problem.

Mistral: Well, you can leave now.

Ritsuko: Fine, whatever.

*Ritsuko leaves with the crowd singing goodbye to her*

Naoko: Aw, I thought she'd be coming back full time.

Benson: I know. We all wanted her to be a new janitor.

*bell rings*

(Time to Shine by Saliva plays)

Announcer: The following mixed tag team match is scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring, the team of one half of the tag team champions, Mordecai, and Zoey Hanson, Team Extreme.

Andy: Team Extreme is looking like it's getting bigger by the day.

Naoko: And the inadvertent cause of Shinji and Kaworu's tag team dissention.

(One Finger and a Fist by Drowning Pool plays)

Announcer: And their opponents, the team of Owen and Courtney.

*bell rings*

Owen immediately tackles Mordecai to the ground and punches him until the ref pulls him off. Owen then slams Mordecai to the ground and elbow drops him. Owen then irish whips Mordecai into the corner with authority and hit him with a running body press. Owen then pinned Mordecai.

Ref: 1…2..

Mordecai kicked out after a late 2. Owen then tries to go for a powerbomb, but Jeff hits a sunset flip and tags in Zoey. By the rules, Courtney is in the match. Zoey hits two clotheslines, a hard kick to the stomach, and a Cat Attack (sitout facebuster). Owen tries to hit a punch on Zoey behind the ref's back, but Mordecai hits a super kick and gets Owen to the floor. Mordecai then tries to do a diving crossbody, but Owen picks him from the air, and threw him into the steel ring post. While all that was happening, Zoey knocked out Courtney with the Cat Nap (crossface chickenwing).

Announcer: Here are your winners, Zoey Hanson, and one half of the Tag team champions, Mordecai, Team Extreme.

Benson: What an impressive win by Zoey.

Andy: Yeah, that'll give her momentum going to Revenge.

*Promo*

Revenge comes in all shapes…

Naoko: Oh my god, Duncan with a Bad Side (Zig Zag) to Homer on the concrete.

…and sizes

Benson: I can't believe what Owen just did to Toji.

*Promo over*

(Black or White by Bleeding in Stereo)

Announcer: The following contest is a no-DQ match scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, from the World, Kite. *crowd cheers and boos*.

(Time to Shine by Saliva plays)

Announcer: And his opponent, from Ontario, Canada, one half of Team Extreme and the Tag Team champions, Ed. *crowd cheers*

*bell rings*

Kite started the match by bringing Ed in the corner and kneeing him until he went under the ring to get a chair. Ed hit a baseball slide on Kite with Kite's face hitting the chair. Ed then went outside, and irish whipped him into the steel post. Ed then brought him and Kite into the ring and covered Kite.

Ref: 1…2

Kite kicked out at 2. Ed then got a baseball bat, and attempted to douse it with gasoline, but Kite hit him in the face with a dropkick. Kite then got a sledgehammer, a kendo stick, and a garbage can. Kite put the garbage can over Ed and started hitting him with the kendo stick repeatedly. When Ed got knocked down, Kite got the chair he had found earlier and hit his back repeatedly. Kite then covered Ed.

Ref: 1…2

Ed kicked out at 2 and Kite started looking at the ref with disbelief. Kite then went to the top rope and attempted to dive on Ed while he was on the trash can, but Ed rolled out of the way, which caused Kite to hit his whole body on the trash can. Ed then hit Kite with a small package.

Ref: 1…2…3

*bell rings*

Announcer: Here is your winner, one half of the tag team champions and Team Extreme, Ed.

Naoko: Wow, what a surprising victory.

Benson: Will that be the scene at Revenge?

Andy: Maybe, but guys, now it's time for our huge main event.

Benson: You're right, but we need to send a thank you to Shinedown for Enemies, the official Revenge theme song.

(If You Can't Hang by Sleeping with Sirens plays)

Announcer: The following contest is a 6 man tag team match scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, accompanied by Lina, from Japan, the World Champion, Gourry. *crowd cheers*

(Everyone by Adema plays)

Announcer: And his partners, first, from Berlin, Germany, he is the international champion, Jonah Von Bruken *crowd cheers*

(Not Gonna Die by Skillet plays)

Announcer: And their partner, from Japan, Shinji Ikari. *crowd cheers*

Naoko: The fans seem to love this team of superstars.

(Hunt Hunt Hunt by There for Tomorrow plays)

Announcer: And their opponents, first, from Japan, Fuyuki. *crowd boos*

(Patriot by Jim Johnston plays)

Announcer: And his partner, from Langley Falls, Virginia, the US champion and a Real American, Stan Smith. *crowd boos*

(Damien Sandow's theme song plays)

Announcer: And their partner, from Japan, Kaworu Nagisa. *crowd boos*

*bell rings*

Jonah and Fuyuki start off. Jonah starts mocking Fuyuki's small size and gets a slap from him. Jonah throws Fuyuki into the corner and hits him with a running uppercut. Jonah then tags Shinji in the match and they hit a double back body drop of Fuyuki. Shinji then slams Fuyuki to the ground and hits a leg drop on him. Shinji then tags Gourry into the match and throw Fuyuki into the turnbuckle with authority. Gourry then tagged Jonah in the match again and they both landed Fuyuki with a double punch to the face. Jonah then pinned Fuyuki.

Ref: 1…2

Fuyuki kicked out at a late 2. Jonah then hit Fuyuki with an uppercut and attempted a big boot, but Fuyuki dodged it and smashed Jonah's head into the canvas. Fuyuki then dragged Jonah into the corner and tagged Kaworu into the match and both kneed Jonah in the gut until the ref told Fuyuki to get out of the ring. Kaworu then hit a Russian leg sweep and an Elbow from the Angels (elbow drop with theatrics) on Jonah and covered him.

Ref: 1…

Jonah kicked out at a count of one and Kaworu booted him in the skull in response. Kaworu then tagged Stan in the match and Stan started attacking Jonah's leg with kicks and elbow drops. Stan put his hand over his heart, and said "We the people" and locked in the Patriot Lock (ankle lock) on Jonah. While Jonah was in immense pain, he was moving towards his corner and tried to tag Shinji or Gourry onto the match.

Jonah manages to tag Gourry into the match. But, Jonah did tap out and Stan thought he won the match. The ref told Stan that the match was still going on because Jonah was not the legal man. Gourry then hit a Gourry Bomb (gory bomb) on Stan and went to the top rope to hit a diving headbutt on Stan and covered him.

Ref: 1…2…3

*bell rings*

Announcer: Here are your winners Gourry…

While the ref was talking, Fuyuki came up from behind and attacked Gourry with a steel chair. Lina watched in horror as Fuyuki kept hitting Gourry's head with the chair. Jonah and Shinji were thrown out of the ring by Stan and Kaworu. Fuyuki then screamed "NEXT WORLD CHAMP" before leaving Gourry a bloody mess with Lina crying uncontrollably as medical personal tended to Gourry.

Benson: This is an absolute disgrace.

Andy: I just hope at Revenge, Gourry kicks that punk ass of his to last year.

Naoko: I…I…goodnight everyone.

Match Results:

Yuma (w Tori) def Eddy via pinfall for an opportunity at the cruiserweight championship at Revenge.

Mordecai and Zoey Hanson (Team Extreme) def Owen and Courtney via KO

Ed def Kite via pinfall

Gourry, Shinji and Jonah von Bruken def Fuyuki, Stan Smith, and Kaworu via pinfall