John Watsons Diry.

You had a diary? It is only acceptable for old ladies and pre-mentrual girls to own a diary, John -SH

Sherlock! This was hidden. Care to tell me how you just happened to stumble upon it?

Your drawer was insulting me with it's demeanor of enigma. I was unable to prevent myself from opening it -SH


12 Joon 2003

Mummy sed i hav too rite a diry becos it wil help my inglis.

Well, it hasn't helped so far. -SH

Sherlock, I was four! I think that it's quite brilliant for a four year old to be able to write at all!

When I was four, I was reading 'Great Expectations', and writing a blog about how Carl Powers had, in fact, been violently murdered by an infamous criminal to-be by somehow poisoning his medicine...

Shut up, Sherlock.


15 Joon 2003

tooday i went too plaigroop and i had fun. i met Searlok Homs and we plaid pirats. evrywon lafd at us. i do not lik over peepl. i only lik Searlok.

Ghastly children -SH


27 Awgust 2003

i did not want too rite in here for a wiel becos Searlok sed i culd not right gud becos I am an idiort.

Which was true -SH

Was? Hold on, did you just say (in one of your very twisted ways) that I'm clever?

No. I said you're not an idiot -SH

but it is all fin becose hee lets mee plai pirats.


25 Desembr 2003

Searlock bowt mee a pirat hat for crismas. i luv it.

Don't you still have it, John? -SH

Shut up.

Aww, you do? How...cute! Sentiment? -SH

Go away, Sherlock.


30 Janury 2004

tooday at plaigroop Searlok sed he foght he lovd me. then he kised me. it felt nis. i fink i luv Sherlock too.

...I take it you have nothing to say about this entry then?

No.


2 Febury 2004

mummy fond owt dat Searlok kised me. she sais he can not anymor becos i can not luv a boy. i hav too luv a gurl. Harry sais mummy is rong and dat luving a boy is caled beeing gay. beeing gay is good.

i do not lik mummy anymor so i beleev Harry.

Wow.

Wow? Is that all you have to say? Don't hate me Sherlock, this was ten years ago.

Don't be an idiot John, I don't hate you. But that may all change when I read your NEXT diary... oh, or should I say, 'Journal'? -SH

SHERLOCK!