Thanks for all the reviews so far. Like I said this one is purely for fun.

Should have mentioned, this will be E/O, and it's based in the 9th season, but although Eli exists, Elliot and Kathy never got back together.

Disclaimer: Apparently some guy called Dick owns them, lucky get. No seriously though I don't own them, this is just for fun.

Chapter 2

Olivia and Casey walked into the huge function room. There were tables with two chairs everywhere. The room was full of men and women, everyone had name tags and Olivia and Casey now both wore theirs.

"Remind me again, why I said yes to this." Casey said looking around the room.

"Because we are both single and getting older." Olivia said.

Casey just scoffed. "I'm not old." She protested.

"No but your not young either." Olivia fired back at her.

Casey just smiled as she continued looking around, seeing things she liked. "Maybe this wasn't such a bad idea after all." She laughed.

"Ladies please take a seat!" Someone shouted over the crowd.

All the women found themselves a seat and Olivia and Casey managed to get tables next to each other. "The first hot guy is mine." Olivia stated.

"Ugh, ugh." Casey argued.

"Yep, this was my idea." Olivia reminded her.

"Fine then I get the rich surgeon." Casey said.

"Even if he's ugly?" Olivia asked.

"Hey he's rich, beggars can't be chooser's." She said.

They both just laughed. Finally the men all started to fill up the seats. Casey and Olivia just looked at each other. "Here we go." Olivia mumbled.

"Hi." Olivia said reaching over to shake a man's hand who sat opposite her. He suddenly used the back of his hand to wipe his nose, sniffling as he did so. He held his hand out to shake hers too but she quickly moved it away and hid it under the table. "I'm Larry." He said as he sat down.

She just smiled, Casey couldn't help but laugh at her.

The next guy to sit down at Olivia's table was reasonably handsome. "Hi my name is Benjamin, but you can call me Bennie." He said.

She just smiled and nodded. "What do you do Bennie?" She asked him.

"I'm a model." He said proudly. "What about you?" He asked.

She had just began to tell him she was a detective when he pulled out a comb and began fixing his hair. She suddenly got the impression this was going to be a long night.

The next person to join her was a dark haired, dark eyed hunk. "So Angelo…" She said reading his name tag. "…what do you do for a living?" She asked.

"I seduce gorgeous ladies like yourself." He said eyeing up her breasts. "How's about you and I go get a drink or two, maybe some food then we could go back to my place. I have a huge…"

"Next!" Olivia yelled.

Olivia dreaded the next person sitting down. Then someone did, he had blonde hair and nice blue eyes, but he looked about 12. "How old are you?" Olivia asked him.

"I'm 21." He said smiling. She just stared at him. "16." He told her, suddenly frowning.

"Okay sweetheart go home…" She said. "…go play on your play station." She said as he got up and walked away.

Casey just looked at her. "You see anything you like yet?" She asked her.

"Yea, the door." Olivia answered.

Another man then sat down in front of her. "I'm Barney." He told her.

"Of course you are." She replied.

"I'm a janitor at a middle school and I collect bottle tops." He said proudly.

She just sat with her chin resting in her hands, smiling at him.

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She had sat there for almost two hours listening to the ideas of what guys would like to take her home and do to her, as well as some of the worst chat up lines she'd ever heard.

"Do you like the Flintstones because we're gonna make your bed-rock?" One guy had said.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Another used, 'cause she heard used that a hundred times.

"Was your father a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes." Another said to her, cheesy but it wasn't the worst.

"Get your coat love you've pulled." One said. That guy she flipped off.

Then a rather shy guy who she'd figured had not practiced his chat up lines so well said. "Was your father a thief because he stole your coat and put it in the stars." He said, getting mixed up.

By this time she was just sat with her head resting on the table as another guy sat talking to her, trying to impress her. "So I said to him Rocky was not played by Sylvester…err…what's his name?" He asked.

"Stallone…" She mumbled, able to hear her own voice vibrate through the wooden table.

"Yea that's him. I said he was played by Arnold Schwarzenegger."

'Wrong.' She thought, but couldn't be bothered correcting him.

She had never been as happy as she was when she heard a buzzer go off. "That's it for the night. Thank you all for participating. Goodnight and good luck." The organizer yelled across the crowded room.

Olivia stood up, quickly putting her jacket on ready to make a run for it. "Do you want my number?" The guy at the table asked.

"No." She said simply, dragging Casey up and dragging her out.

Once outside she slowed down, just happy to be putting distance between her and the speed dating disaster.

"That was fun." Casey said.

Olivia just shook her head. Casey had got all the normal nice looking, guys.

"Did you get anyone's number?" Casey asked her as she pranced about excitedly.

"Yea, Hanks." Olivia told her.

"Great." Casey said enthusiastically.

"I'm gonna call him when I have trouble sleeping." She added.

"Oh well maybe you'll have better luck next time." Casey said.

"Yea right, I'd rather sit and listen to all of Munch's conspiracy theories than have to go through that again." Olivia said.

Casey just frowned, feeling sorry for her friend. "Hey Casey!" Casey turned around to find the guy who had just shouted her name. Olivia noticed it was Angelo, the guy who claimed his profession was seducing woman.

"Ah he's so hot. I'm totally going home with him." Casey said.

"You liked that guy?" Olivia asked in disbelief.

"No, but he has a huge…" Casey began.

"Yea, yea he told me. Just go and be careful. Call me in the morning." She said.

"Okay." Casey said as she ran off to join the man.

Olivia just shook her head and sighed. She'd carried on walking until she had came to a bar. She decided the night could only get better with a nice cold glass of wine, so she went in.

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Elliot had got bored sitting at home alone, so he had decided to come out for a drink. He walked into the bar and sat down on a bar stool. "Can I get a beer please?" He asked the bar tender.

"Sure thing." The guy replied as he went off to get Elliot his beer.

Elliot looked in the corner he could hear a group of men cheering someone on. "Go, go, go, go…" They all chanted.

He got up and went to see who they were cheering on. He made his way through the small crowd and was gob smacked to see Olivia arm wrestling some huge guy and actually winning.

The guy's knuckles cracked as she slammed his arm down against the table. All the men cheered as she stood up and downed her prize, which was a full icy cold pint. They all cheered again as she finished it in record time.

She suddenly noticed Elliot. "Elliot!" She yelled.

She stumbled over to him, the other men straightening her up every time she fell into them until she finally reached Elliot. "This is my Elliot guys." She said, before she jumped up into his arms.

Elliot wrapped his arms around her waist as she held on around his neck, he could tell she was wasted and she reeked of alcohol. "Liv…" He said, trying to get her attention, but she was just giggling like some sort of fool.

He turned around and began walking off. She just waved to the others as he carried her outside. He was still carrying her down the street, making his way to her apartment.

"Elliot put me down." She ordered.

He stood her on her feet, but the moment he let go off her she toppled over, she would have smacked the floor but he caught her in her arms. She just laughed. "Oops." She said.

"Yea, oops." Elliot said as he stood her upright. She held his face in her hands. "You have blue eyes." She told him, slurring her words a little.

He just smiled at her. He had never seen her drunk and had to admit he found her somewhat entertaining. "I think we need to get you home." He said.

"Home!!" She said excitedly.

"Maybe I should carry you." He said as he watched her sway.

"No…" She said batting his hands away. "I have legs Elliot. I can walk." She said matter-of-factly.

He watched as she turned around and began walking, only after to steps she stumbled and fell to the floor. He rushed over to her and picked her up. She wasn't hurt but she had passed out. He put his hand under her legs and held his other around her waist then scooped her up. She nuzzled into his chest.

"You were going the wrong way anyway." He said as he turned around and headed in the right direction.

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It was almost 2 in the morning by the time he got her home. He carried her straight to her bed and placed her down on her side. She opened her eyes and looked up at him. She grabbed a handful of his shirt and pulled him into her.

He hadn't been expecting her to kiss him, but he returned the kiss wholeheartedly. Their tongues massaged one another and their bodies were screaming for more contact, but Elliot pulled away.

"Wow." Olivia said, right before she passed out again.

He just smiled and brushed her hair back off her face. He was going to stay on the couch for a few hours to keep an eye on her, but he was going to go before she woke up. He pulled a blanket up over her and kissed her again on her head. "Goodnight Olivia." He said before he walked over to the couch, his bed for the next few hours.

TBC

That was quite long, whoa.

Okay so tell me what you think.

Speed dating

Freaks

Bad chat up lines.