The Cracktastic Adventures of Doctor Who
CHAPTER 2!
"Ohhhhhh blimey my head!" Neko said.
"Rose, what do you think we should do?" The familiar sexy British voice responded.
"I'm not sure….they both seem to be waking up…." The woman called Rose replied.
"JELLY BABIES! I WANT SOME JELLY BABIES!" Ookami suddenly screamed.
"…"
"JELLY BABIES? I LOOOOOOOOVE JELLY BABIES!" the British man exclaimed.
"DOCTOR?" Rose questioned.
"B-But… I love jelly babies….," the man timidly whispered, his eyes beginning to water.
Sighing, the so-called Rose walked over to the two recovering girls and knelt down. Her brows furrowing, she attempted to brush away the stray strands of hair from the black haired teen's face. Suddenly, the young teen's hand slapped away Rose's.
"What are you doing to me?" the delusional teen screamed.
"I'm just trying to- to….." Rose said, at a loss for words due to her shock at the response of Ookami.
Neko, becoming more alert, suddenly looked at Rose (unaware of the Doctor) and her mouth fell open.
"You're-you're ROSE FREAKIN TYLER! What…what-what the…." She stuttered, her eyes roaming quickly around the landscape (which looked strangely British).
Suddenly, her eyes locked on the Doctor. Before she could stutter out anything more than an "Oh my." She passed out.
His eyebrow rising, the Doctor looked from Rose to the girls and back to his partner.
Ookami, who was alert as can be, sighed and shook her friend. Not getting why Neko was passed out, Ookami looked around. Her eyes fell and locked on the Doctor as well as Rose. Her eyes bugging out and her mouth agape, she screamed 'Holy mother of Jesus' and scrambled over to the Doctor.
Backing up in alarm, the Doctor got an extremely confused expression on his face, and yelled, "What are you doing?" at the crazed (and slightly rabid) girl rushing towards him.
"Did-did I just see….no…no, there's no way, I must be dreaming." Neko said as she regained consciousness for the second time in less than two minutes.
"Uhhhh, Neko?" Ookami said warily, "That fortune cookie worked. Do you remember what we wished?"
"You've got to be kidding me, Ookami!" she screamed.
"Look up!" her friend hastily replied.
Meeting the Doctor's gorgeous brown gaze, Neko's heart fluttered as she fought down the urge to pass out for a third consecutive time. Regaining her composure, she got up the nerve to speak to the incredibly stunning Time Lord.
"Um….I-I'm Neko," she whispered, barely audible due to her extreme embarrassment, "and you're the Doctor aren't you?"
