So here's chapter 2 of the obsession list and I just wanted to say thanks for reading/ reviewing this!! :-D you people are awesome!! 2-7 were thought of by edwardcullenissosexy I just edited those a little to make them sound (this isn't the word I want but I can't think of what I want right now) better.

Disclaimer: I don't own the rights to Twilight or anything related to it… except this list and my copies of the books.

1. You see an ad for Twilight ring tones and get mad when you discover it's not ring tones for the books.

2. On top of all of your school papers you write 'I love Edward' next to your name.

3. If you had time, you also write Edward and Bella, Isabella Marie Cullen, Taylor Swift loves twilight and you so stay beautiful

4. You make up signs or sayings like w4bd&le (waiting for breaking dawn and loving Edward, sign it and spread Twilightness) and other things like that

5. Your friend asks you everyday to copy more fan fiction for her/him. 6. The friend that you see at lunch also talks to you about twilight everydaywe constantly bug your other friends to read twilight

You are rererererererererererere (or something like that) reading Twilight, New Moon or Eclipse.

7.You read twilight, new moon, and eclipse out loud to your brother and manage to read two of them in under four days 8.When you pick a name for French class (or whatever language class) you chose Alice (that's my name in French) or a name somehow related to Twilight.

9. For a project in History class (or social studies) you can pick anything in the book, so you skim the Biographical Index and come across Edward VI you have that as your first choice but your teacher says you won't find enough info on him. Disappointed you move to your second choice… Isabella I of Spain.

10. You started hyperventilating when you saw this (AMAZING!) picture of the cast of the Twilight movie.

11. You start to hyperventilate when you see a picture of the actors/actresses period.

12. All of your friends that have read Twilight are going to carpool with you to see the movie.

13. At the movie, you see this kid wearing 'vampire' fangs so you stride gracefully over and knock the bowl of popcorn out of his hands yelling to the people of the world VAMPIRES DO NOT HAVE FANGS!

14. You buy a Twilight shirt that says "Edward Cullen is my (fictional) boyfriend"

15. One of your friends who's also obsessed with Twilight says she's going to steal your shirt.

16. You growl at her.

17. You were so happy when one of your friends (who would never even touch Twilight) started to read Twilight (and is loving it!) that you started squealing and jumping up and down clapping your hands in the middle of English class.

18. In the book you're reading there is a character named Anthony, and whenever you see that name, you sigh dreamily and start to think Edward.

19. For an English author project you chose Stephenie Meyer for the author you research because A. she wrote your favorite series and B. you want an excuse to go on her website during school for 'research' on/ about her life

20. When you go over to the kids' you baby sit house you see there kittens who can't really walk yet and nickname the clumsy one Bella

21. You are convinced a guy in your class is a vampire

22. You freak out (on the inside) when said vampire kid asks about the vampires in Twilight

23. In your yearbook your best friend writes (and I quote) "this ahs been a great year despite the Twilight Invasion see yah this summer later, (insert name)

24. You get mad at her and say "if you're going to insult Twilight, you could at least have the respect to do it properly!"

25. Your friends Google 'EmTwi' and only one thing comes up (A/N: don't know why I put that one)

26. You trip backwards over your friend's leg and as you are falling, you are thinking where the heck is Edward?!

27. You have gotten nearly all of your friends to read Twilight, and started (or helped to start) the Twilight craze at your school just so you would have someone to talk too about Twilight

28. You make your friend (who has pale, skinny arms) hold an apple and take a picture of it.

29. For your birthday, your friend makes you a bracelet that says Twilight on it, and gives you and apple, broken red ribbon, and a New Moon flower.

30. You see a yellow Porsche like car and start hyperventilating because you think Alice might be where you live

31. For your friends birthday you get her a gift card to Boarders… with an apple on it, just because she can't stand Twilight and refuses to read it.

A/N: hi everyone who's reading this… yeah so sorry I haven't updated in forever but thanks for the reviews and alerts and favorites!! :-D and just so you know in advance Fan Fiction has stopped sending me emails of any kind so I can't reply to reviews!! (That is really making me mad because I like replying to reviews) but I will read them!! Thanks for reading and reviewing hint, hint