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The Three Little Raptors
Repton growled in disappointment. Today had been a rough day for him. Not only did the Storm Hawks beat the Raptors again, but his idiot brothers decided to be heroes for the day. So, they got a cannon and aimed it at the red-head leader, but instead, they hit the person battling the sky knight A.K.A. Repton himself. Afterwards, he was going to read a bedtime story to Leugy; not exactly his favorite time of the day.
"What's the story, Repton? Huh, is it the one you read last time?" he asked excitedly. As his plump sibling sat in his bed, hugging his teddy bear, the older brother rolled his eyes. Why did he have to do this for his sibling? Then, he suddenly got an idea. Maybe he could have some fun with the story and his three brothers. Remembering what they did, he smiled evilly. It was time for some poetic justice.
"Actually, it'sss called The Three Little Raptorssss, Oncsse upon a time…
… There lived three raptors brothers on their terra of Bogoton. There, they helped their older brother in their own way. Unfortunately, their own way usually had him burnt or falling off his ride. So one day, the brother decided to kick the three off and leave them on some random terra in the middle of nowhere.
"That'th not fair!" yelled Spitz from the random terra, "It wath the other two'th idea to uthe that cannon!"
"So, you were the one who aimed it," replied Hoerk, a little melancholy in his answer. Leugy just stood there, blinking. He was confused by why they were fighting when they had already blamed him for the accident.
"Ssssshut it!"yelled the narrator, "I don't care who ssstarted it! You're jusssst going to play along, idiotsss!" The three quickly became quiet after he said that.
… Anyway, since they were afraid that the evil sky knights might get them, the three decided to build fortresses. To do so, they gather up various materials and bought some deserted terras for a small price. Spitz built his house out of hay.
"That'th becauthe I'm thticking with tradition." said the skinny lizard. Actually, that was a lie; he was just stingy with his money. "… Thut up!"
Leugy built his house out of sticks. "I don't want my house to be built out of sticks." protested the fat lizard.
"Fine, what do you want your houssse to be?" questioned the narrator.
The lizard thought for a moment before answering, "Jello!" Fine then, Leugy built his house out of grape jello. "Strawberry." Whatever.
Once the first two lizards finished their houses, they turned to their third brother, Hoerk. He was building his house out of titanium, because he wanted a house that wasn't cheap and also couldn't eat it. Unfortunately, he wasn't one for blueprint plans. So, his house was just a bunch of metal sheets piled on. The two laughed as he glared at them.
"You guys can laugh, but if you need help, don't come crying to me." the muscular lizard grumbled, as he went back to building. Soon, all three lizards were done and had very comfortable lives. Too bad it will end soon…
"Uh oh," said Leugy, "This is when the villain is going to come, right?"
"… Yesssss."
Not too far away, flying through the sky was the Big Bad Wallop. Not only did he work for most evil sky squadron in the entire Atmos, but his destructive power was known throughout the skies as well. With one sneeze, he could destroy a fortress before you can say, "Not by the scales on our scaly tails". Yes, he was the most evil wallop in Atmos.
"I'm not evil," argued said-Wallop, or in name term, Junko, while sniffling, "It's Sky Shark season and the Murk Raiders are attacking more than usual. Besides, you're the one who starts the trouble."
"I'm alssso the narrator of the sssstory and if I sssay you're a bad guy, you are the bad guy!"
"Sorry," said Junko, as he sniffled. He was having allergy problems, and it looked like he needed medicine. But since he was out in the middle of nowhere, it looked like he had to suffer from his allergies. At least that's what he thought until he saw a house with hay.
"Hey, I'll go ask the fellow who lives there." The wallop said, as he flew over to the house. He thought the occupier of the home might give him some medicine. Unfortunately, while the homeowner was sunbathing, he noticed an object coming near him, before realizing what it was.
"It'th the Big Bad Wallop!" the skinny lizard yelled, before running into his hay house. He quickly closed the door and barricaded it with messy-handcrafted furniture. Once he barricaded himself, he heard a knocking at the door.
"Ummm, miss, can I have some medicine?" the "villain" of this story asked, as the lizard stiffened. Why must some people mistake him for the opposite sex?
"I'm a guy, dang it!" the lizard of the hay house retorted, "And not by the thcales on my thcaly tail!" Even if he didn't read Fairy Tales, he knew he was going to have a happy ending. Too bad it wasn't going to be now.
Junko blinked and said, "Oh, then I'll-… I'll-… I'll-" And just like the narrator said, he sneezed and blew down the straw house. Spitz yelped, before running away on his skimmer. The wallop sniffled before looking around the area. It seemed that he did it again.
"Sorry!" he yelled, into the blustery wind.
Meanwhile, Leugy was enjoying his jello house as he was jumping on the jello-versions of furniture he made. It seemed his fantasy has been fulfilled for a dream home. He was about to jump on his chair until he heard someone at the door.
"Let me in! Leugy! You thtill own me for breaking my Thpeeder!" Spitz yelled, as he pounded on the jello door. The plump lizard didn't have to open the door because as the skinny one pounded, he did it so hard that the fell through the entrance flat on his face. He looked up in irritation before glaring at his blank-faced brother. "The Big Bad Wallop ith here!"
"The Big Bad Wallop?!" yelled the fatter sibling, before hearing a cough at the door. There was the Big Bad Wallop at the door, with red eyes and all. The brothers stared, before moving away from view. Junko blinked; why are they acting so strange?
"Can you… Please let me in for some medicine?" the rhino anthro asked, trying his best not to sneeze. He hope could get something to cure his allergy sniffles. Unfortunately, these lizards were as strange as the last one.
"Go away!" cried Leugy, from the window
"There are no lizadth here!" yelled Spitz, while waving his arm. The wallop looked at them with a frown. These were really strange neighbors.
"Then I'll-… Then I'll-…" he said, feeling another sneeze coming, but he stopped instantly. Then, he smiled, while saying, "Mmmmmmm…Jello." And then, he started to eat the house. Both lizards, feeling that the Big Bad Wallop was eating his way in, started to run away.
Junko smiled after he finished the house. He then sighed, before burping a really loud and long burp. "BUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRP… Aw, it wasn't the medicine kind."
The skinny lizard and fat lizard sat on a rock in the middle of nowhere. It was hopeless; it wouldn't be long before the BBW found them and do horrible things to them. But there was only one chance; they had to grovel before Hoerk.
"There'th no way I'm groveling to that idiot!" yelled Spitz with foolish pride, "Hith houthe dethign wath lame anyway!"
"It'sssss either that or going up againssssst the ssssstupid wallop." the narrator said, making the two raptors gulped. They bend over to the will of the storyline and started to fly to Hoerk's house. But once they got there, they realized that their brother's house wasn't a mess, but now a mansion. The muscular lizard decided to call on a famous Atmosian architect and the architect gladly agreed to design, build, and furnished his house. The agreeing was all done by free will, free will of not getting pound in the face.
Leugy knocked before Hoerk opened the door up. "What is it?" he asked, glaring at them. The two explained that their houses were destroyed by the Big Bad Wallop. Then, they asked if they could stay with him. Of course, the muscular lizard stuck to his promise by replying, "No." And then, he slammed the door in his brothers' faces.
Spitz and Leugy stood as the wind blew, and then they started to bang the door. The narrator got tired of their banging and forced the older lizard by bribing him with tickets to Pro Wrestling; the Killer Claw versus El Diablo Mascaras, the masked devil. He agreed, letting the two in, who instantly thank and kissed his toes.
"Quit it," the brawny lizard growled, before the two instantly stopped. They smiled innocently, before hearing a knock on the door. The three instantly knew it was the Big Bad Wallop. They quickly locked the door and ran to the middle of the room.
"Can you PLEASE let me in," the wallop's voice said, "I really need to stop sneezing."
"NO!" yelled the Raptors, as they huddled together. They were tired of their houses being blown down and they were making a stand. Outside, Junko frowned; why was it so hard for him to just get medicine?
"Okay, I'll-" he said, before feeling another sneeze coming on. The brothers crowded together as they heard the huffing. For some reason, Hoerk looked more relaxed than he should have been.
"Don't worry," the brawny lizard said, "This house won't-"
"AHHHHCHHOOOOOOO!!"
"… Fall down." Around the three lizards were ruins of a very big mansion. It turns out that famous architect forgot to put down any ground support. Either that or wallop sneezes were really strong. The three looked at the Big Bad Wallop with frightened eyes.
Junko sniffed; his allergies were getting worst and worst. He stood up staring at the lizards with a red-stained eyes and snot hanging out of his nostrils. He stared at the lizards, until he noticed something on the ground.
"Cool! Allergy medicine!" the wallop said, before picking up a bottle. "Thanks guys! You don't know how much I needed it!" Then, he flew off, leaving the three in confusion.
"… What'th jutht happen?"
"… And ssssso, the three Raptorsssss went back to their leader, who let them back in after they grovel ssssseverely, and they all lived happily ever after." Repton finished, while finishing up his story. He definitely had fun with it, indirectly punishing his brothers without causing them any physical pain. He was about to leave until he noticed something and yelled, "LEUGY! Why are you under your bed?"
The fat lizard poked his head from under the bed and said, "Sorry, but the Big Bad Wallop might come and eat me." The leader rolled his eyes; this was stupidity at its finest.
"Leugy! There is no ssssuch thing assss the Big Bad Wallop!" he yelled, before a big gust of wind came through and torn the entire fortress down. The lizard just stood there, before screaming at the sky.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!"
"Whoa, Junko, are you okay?"
"No… It's Sky Shark season."
Ta daaaa… Another one of Enchanting Skies: A Series of Fairy Tales Storm Hawks Style. Yup, that's what I'm going to call it.
I know it's not as best as the first, but this was done while writing my other story… I'm still at a blank at the next chapter. I still haven't came up with a title for it. For those reading, please bear with me.
And I write these stories whether they pop into my head or if I'm still blank. While the first two are okay, the ones where there is like a prince and princess and where they married off in the end is going to be a problem. I haven't decided on the couplings on the Storm Hawks show yet, even though I'm a big fan of Starling/Repton. I don't know which ones to write about other than that, whether it is Yaoi, Yuri, or perhaps anything else… Please don't kill me.
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