Hey, So I know that Naruto does not belong to me
Hey, So I know that Naruto does not belong to me. Clown Race, my other story, will be updated, but I just wanted to experiment on this, so tell me what you think and if I should continue it. So I'll stop blabbing and let you go ahead and read my story!
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If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. – Edgar W. Howe
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Chapter Two: Back to school, baka!
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The weeks had passed since the frightening encounter with the ghost spirit. Kiba and Naruto decided to put everything in the past and forget it ever happened. Thus, Naruto's chance of glory in the eyes of a pink-haired maiden were dashed. Summer days rolled by, filled with hanging at the mall, slurping up ice-cream cones, and throwing popcorn at peoples' heads at the movies. With so much time to play pranks and laze about the two boys were caught off guard when it finally dwindled down to the last week. The last week became the few days, which in turn became the few minutes. Sleeping in bed, Naruto snored softly, until exactly at twelve'o-clock he sat up and stared. "School has started." Eyes rolled back behind blue-veined eyelids and he settle once more nothing else needed to be said.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! CRASH!
The heavenly music of awakening filled the entire vicinity of the room. The birds were chirping, an alarm clock hung on the lower branch of the tree, just another morning.
"Naruto, Naruto, did you just throw your third alarm clock?"
"No, Iruka, that was just your imagination."
"...Oh, well, wake up today is the first day of school, let's not have a repeat of last year."
Naruto grinned into his pillow. 'Last year (sigh) best year of my life' Naruto amazingly passed sophomore year and is now a junior at Gakuen Leaf. With a sigh he swung his torso out of bed, scratching lightly at his exposed stomach. Ruffling his head he shuffled into the adjoining bathroom and squinted into the mirror. Peering eagerly into the mirror he looked up and down looking for morning stubble on his chin. He found none and frowned in disappointment. Up and down his tooth brush went, scrubbing away the morning breath and germs. Flicking the shower tap on he listen to the steady stream of water hitting the opposite wall. Something about listening to running water was soothing for the soul and he moved even slower to waste time dreaming. A sudden knock to his door had him hustling into the shower.
"Yelp!" he shrieked softly. Icy water was cascading down his front and the cold vapors caressed his inner thighs as well as back. Teeth chattering he stretched out tan skin to flip the switch to a warmer setting. A gust of relief parted pink lips as they settled from the icy torrent of water. His head tilted back touching the back wall as he let the water massage his jugular and down; he turned his back and let out yet another sigh as the water traced firm buttock to pool around his feet and then make their final journey into the drain.
Naruto grabbed a snowy,thick towel and dried his body feeling sated. His blond lock were now flat and they lay across his forehead framing slightly pink cheeks that were still warm from the warm air of the shower. Realizing that time was passing back he hurried back to his room and shut the door.
Clothes that he had picked out the previous day was laid out by Iruka and all he had to do was slip them on. One leg went through black pants as they fitted themselves snugly around his hips in a gentle hug. Arms went through the arm socket of his orange tank and then over that a mid-way button shirt that was unbuttoned to it's last button. The sleeves wrapped themselves around his arms stopping at his elbows. Hoisting one strap of his backpack he took a look into his mirror and ruffled his hair a bit before heading downstairs.
Iruka glanced up and smile. Naruto looked quite sensible and almost dare he say it somewhat professional. Kiba glanced up.
"Oi, what took you so long, idiot?" staring suspicously at Naruto's calm smile.
"Were you jacking off?"
Coffee spewed from Iruka's mouth as he look at Naruto wide-eyed, hoping it wasn't true.
"No, idiot, unlike you some of us care about our apperances," casting a disdainful look at his friend's clothing.
"Hey, what's wrong with the way I dress?" Kiba yelled looking down at his clothes. If he said so himself he looked decent. Baggy, blue hipster jeans with a tight black shirt that read Parental Permission Not Needed (1).
"Really, now." Naruto turned away from Kiba snickering softly. Actually there wasn't anything wrong with what Kiba was wearing, he just like making him feel insecure about himself. Like the quote said when you're miserable find someone more miserable than you to feel good about yourself.
Waving good-bye at a comtasoe Iruka (who by the way is still hung up about the jacking off statement) the two friends walked down the sidewalk to another, hopefully interesting year of school.
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A black Mercedes-Benz pulled into an empty driveway. The surrounding students stared in awe wondering who in the world could posses such a high-class car. Soon a crowd surrounded the luxurious vechile as they tried to see who was driving it. They knew it couldn't be a teacher since first off teachers weren't paid that much and secondly the person had parked in the student parking lot. As much as they tried to see who the mysterious person was they couldn't due to the fact that the car windows were tainted. The door opened and everyone crowded around to see. Black leather shoes touched the pavement and everyone stared with abated breaths. Gasps rang through out the parking lot as the students eyes met with alabaster, milky skin, pure raven hair, but it was his eyes that drew them in the most. His eyes were like an endless whole full of life and unreadable emotions. So caught up with his looks they never saw the passenger door open. When they heard the door slam shut, their eyes were drawn away from the god to peer into the face of another god. Though his looks weren't as dramatic as the other one his appearance were slightly softer. Keyword slightly. Chocolate brown hair was pulled into a simple high spiky ponytail, his ears glinted in the sun for he had silver earrings in each ear, light caramel skin complimented his eyes, as he gazed at them with boredom.
Another impressive car came rolling into the slot next to the car. A toffee colored Bentley pulled in, and more students joined the ever growing crowd. This time another person, a teen, after using their deductive reasoning, stepped out. His looks were as flawless as the other two. His skin wasn't as pale as the first one, and his hair was a slightly darker color than the second but longer than the previous two, but his eyes were in a category of their own. Clear, pupil-less purple eyes swept over the easily impressed crowd with a slight look of distaste that went unnoticed by them except for the other two. Nodding at the the other two, all three of them preceded to entering the school, as everyone else parted like the Red Sea to let them through. They continue down all in a horizontal line and left and right people stopped to stare. Once out of sight the girls all stared at each other before squealing in delight. They were so happy to be in school that day.
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Naruto and Kiba had missed that little encounter so, therefore, they were clueless as to the excited chattering of all the girls around them. Shrugging their shoulders they dubbed it as a girl thing and went out to seek their friends and exchange summaries of their summer. The bell rang signaling that it was time for homeroom and the hallways filled with silence except for one monitor escorting three new students to class.
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Luckily for Naruto and Kiba they had all classes together along with another friend, Gaara.
"Awesome, doggy dog, we have lunch together."
"Shh, Naruto, Kakashi-sensei-" a pink haired classmate, Sakura, said.
"Who's Kakashi-sensei?" The clueless blond remarked.
An object hit the back of his head and blue eyes met an eye seeing as the other one was covered. In one hand was an orange book with a warning label on it. 'What a pervert!' Naruto thought, for he was very familiar with the book. Wouldn't you be if you had to edit and revise the pre-writing. He shuddered softly imagining the detail of what happened. Let's just say he wan't ever going to do a favor for someone again.
The scarecrow (that's what Naruto decide to call him) smiled, or at least Naruto thought it was a smile.
"I'm Kakashi-sensei and it would be appreciated it if you didn't interrupt while I was talking 'kay, blond?"
Raising an arm in a mock salute. "Ookey-dookie, scarecrow-san I mean Kakashi-sensei."
Naruto's blunder didn't go amiss by Kakashi but he decided to ignore it after all he did call him a blond...as if that mattered.
Clearing his throat slightly to catch their attention.
"As I was saying, we have three new students joining us so please make them feel welcome."
Three boys entered and upon entering they were greeted with squeals. It was the three boys from earlier and know they were in their homeroom class. The girls continue squealing thinking it was destine for them to be in their homeroom.
"They are new so I"ll need three volunteers to show them around." After stating this it wasn't any surprise when every single girl, even the one's that had boyfriends raised their heads. Kakashi grimaced slightly and the boyfriends of the girls mourned softly. Feeling three intent glares at his back, Kakashi knew none of the girls would do. He glanced around and saw the blond from before pouting at the pink hair girl, named after some flower.
"Okay, blond boy from earlier and the two dudes next to you will escort the new kids and show them around."
Naruto's mouth dropped down in surprise and gaped.
"But, but, but-"
Ignoring him for he knew the blond would argue he turned to the three boys since they had stopped glaring at him obviously pleased with his choice. Anything but the girls would do.
"So introduce yourself, now."
The raven haired boy stepped forward.
"Uchiha. Sasuke Uchiha." Naruto mocked him whispering to his two friends. "The name's Uzumaki. Naruto Uzumaki." A hit on the back of the head from Sakura made him stop, since she had just developed a crush on Sasuke and was pissed off she couldn't show him and his hot friends around.
The brunette stepped forward groaning with effort.
"So troublesome. Shikamaru Nara."
The other brunette stepped over. When Naruto saw his eyes he emitted a high-pitch squeal (very girlie by the way). 'He has now pupils, he looks, he looks like a ghost. Aw!"
The brunette frowned as if sensing what went through Naruto's mind.
"The name's Hyuuga Neji and my eyes are naturally like this and yes I can see by the way."
Naruto had the decency to blush and looked down in slight shame as did the the rest of the class.
After getting over his shame he came eye-to-eye with intense charcoal eyes.
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Finally, I have found him.
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An: Please Review and tell me what you think :)
(1) My friend has this shirt and wore it to school and a teacher actually commented about it! Her reply was hilarious.
