A/N: Hi this is Jaden's chapter (don't listen to Kai who calls me Jade
A/N: Hi this is Jaden's chapter (don't listen to Kai who calls me Jade. That isn't my name! She just shortens junk because she is frickin lazy.) Anyway… this chapter is not going to be as dumb as the last chapter, but I will try to make it funny. (Don't listen to Kai again when she said this was going to be smart. I'm not that smart… hmm.) –She is too smarticle! Whatever that means…- Okay before my "friend" confuses herself even further with her made up words, we will go to the story. Good day!
Chapter 2: Finally We Know Where We ARE!
After making Kairii go to sleep, I walked around looking for kindling and food. Leave it to Kairii to make me do all the hard work! Okay, so I made her fall asleep… but that was only to keep her out of the way and out of trouble.
"Yeah… we're all gonna get eaten by a spirit monster…" Kai mumbled in her sleep.
"STOP QUOTING SOKKA!"
Kai shot up, eyes wide open. "Sokka?! Where?!"
I slapped my forehead. I just had to wake her up. Kai touched her mouth. "Aw… there's no pie!"
I shook my head. "Uh… you ate… it…"
Her eyes teared up. "You mean I ate it in my sleep?"
"Uh… yeah, sure… what you said…"
"No! I HAVE TO TRY AGAIN!" Suddenly she flopped back and went back to sleep. I sighed in relief.
"Whew, that was close." I went back to picking up sticks and set them in a pile. Then it hit me. No lighter or matches. GREAT!
"Would you like some fairy magic to help you with that?" a sickeningly sweet voice cooed. "Normally I only summon pie… but you look like you could use some magical intervention."
A looked and saw a giant crème puff in a froo froo pink dress with a hot pink tiara on top.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
"Hey you, wake up!" a kid's voice yelled in my ear.
"No! MAKE THE PIE FAIRYGO AWAY! I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES, I DON'T!" I yelled.
"Wow, is she okay?" another voice said in the distance.
"I don't know? Let's find out! HEY SLEEPING PERSON! ARE YOU OKAY!?"
I jumped up, my eyes wide as saucers. –Saucers? Who says saucers? You say my words are weird.-
At least my words are real words! Okay where was I? Oh yeah, saucers. Kai! Not another word!
I looked around and then found Kai's spot empty. "Oh Lord! Where is she?" I asked to the unfamiliar people in front of me.
"Where's who?" one asked. He had a funny looking ponytail.
"Kairii, she was right her last night! Now… she's Gone!"
"I did see a girl in a tree when we found you," said the girl.
"A tree!?" I looked up and saw the sleeping form of Kairii flopped over on her belly, hangin from a tree limb. I sighed annoyed.
"Please don't tell me she climbed up the tree in her sleep."
"Why would she do that?" asked the younger kid.
"Probably trying to climb up a tree to get to a picnic with Sokka… or pie…"
"What!?" the ponytail guy asked.
"Uh… nothing. Hey that gives me an idea." I look up and grinned evilly. "SOKKA!!"
"What?" asked the ponytail guy. Kairii on the other hand had a different reaction.
"WHERE?!" She shot up, then fell out of the tree. She sat up on the ground and started crying, her hand flying to the back of her head. "Ow! I'm bleeding!"
She took her hand back and showed it to me. There was nothing. "You're not bleeding," I said placidly.
"It's invisible blood!" she yelled.
"THERE'S NO BLOOD!!"
"You lied about Sokka! You're probably lying about the blood too!" She looked over at the quartet of other people and she smiled madly. "Hi there handsome."
"Don't say that to random strangers!" I scolded her. She was such a five year old.
"He's not a stranger! He's Sokka!" I looked over and recognized them as Aang, Sokka, Katara, and Toph.
"Oh no! Oh no, no, no! Please tell me I'm dreaming again!" I moaned.
"Um… last time I checked, you were awake," said Toph.
I shot a glare at her but then returned my attention back Kairii. "KAIRII!" I snapped. "Back away slowly with your hands in the air!"
She threw her hands down on the ground. "My hands are on the floor!"
"Don't be defiant!"
"Wait is that where we throw a monkey at someone? MOMO!"
"NO! It Doesn't Deal With Monkeys! AND MOMO IS A LEMUR!"
"A very pretty lemur…"
"Shut up Kai!"
"Can we step in?" Katara asked.
"Oh, are we dancing? Can I hold you Sokka?"
"No Kai, we are not dancing! Please don't give her an excuse to confuse herself."
"I don't confuse myself. The squirrels confuse me."
"Shut up!"
"Hello! Hello! I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello!"
"What's she singing?" Toph asked.
"I know, but I really don't want to talk about it," I muttered.
"What? Should I sing something else? She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny, yellow polka dot bikini…"
"STOP!"
"Well, we should probably leave now…" mentioned Sokka.
"NO! SOKKA, Take ME WITH YOU!" Kairii shrieked.
"Kairii, stay!"
"Bu… b-b… but…"
"Stay…"
Kairii starts pouting. "Why does everyone run away from me?"
"Because you're insane!"
"I'm not insane, I'm just mentally creative…"
"More like mentally unstable."
"I like puppies!"
"No you don't…"
"I kick puppies!" she shouted happily.
"You What?!" cried Sokka.
"Um… nothing…"
"What's a puppy?" asked Toph.
"Oh yeah, Toph's blind," I commented.
"Sooooooo… she still knows what a puppy is," Kai said obnoxiously.
"Not really."
"Puppies are adorable versions of…"
"Sokka?"
"Are you saying that Sokka isn't adorable?" Kairii asked offended.
"Exactly!"
"Hey!" Sokka shouted.
"HEY! Don't dis my love!" Kairii yelled.
"What?!" Sokka said flabbergasted. –That's a cool word for a word I didn't make up.-
"Ssh, my love. Be still. I will defend you!"
"Who says I need defending?"
"Oh no, I know you're big and strong and don't need a simpleton like me to carry you." (Okay she didn't say simpleton. But she is, you have to admit that!)
"Huh?" Sokka asked about to break into tears.
"You're so amazing Sokka! Can I melt in your arms?"
"The problem is that if Sokka doesn't see through this, he is dumb," I muttered.
"Hey! I resent that!" Sokka shouted.
"Sokka is the most intellectual, whatever that is, man in the universe!"
"You are talking about my brother? But his voice still cracks!"
"Which is one of the reasons he is so adorable!" she squealed.
"Oh Kairii!"
"Oh Sokka!"
"Kairii! Are you in there?!"
I snapped my fingers in front of Kairii's zoned out face.
"W-what? Sokkalovesmewhat?"
"What are you talking about?"
"Doesn't Sokka love me?"
"Kairii were you off in one of your daydreams again?" I asked her.
"It was real! It must have been!"
"Not really."
"Stupid squirrels," she muttered before we started walking again.
"By the way you guys, where are we?" I asked the trio of benders and Sokka.
"We're in the Avatar world. You know: Fire Nation, Earth Kingdom, Water Tribe, and Air Temples."
"Okay, that's good enough for me!" I said happily.
