I can't apologise enough for the big delay in this chapter. My Coursework has been taking up most of my time and some deadlines have been pushed forward so i've been in overdrive. But i'm back with the 2nd chapter, so go forth and read my beloved readers!

DISCLAIMER: Obviously I don't own any of the characters or themes of Azumanga Daioh, if I did, I'd be too busy rolling around in my money to write this. I also don't own the characters or themes of Dragonball, they belong to the greatest manga-ka of all time, Akira Toriyama

Dragonball Daioh : A Ruined future

"Late again I see! You really need to start thinking seriously about your school career! Your life depends on it Yukari-Sensei!" Shouted Tomo as homeroom teacher Yukari Tanizaki entered the classroom with a sense of hangover around her. "...Shut up Tomo!" Yukari shouted as she sat herself behind her desk and promptly dropped her head onto the desk "Translate...now...wake me...end...lesson" Yukari managed as the audible sound of snoring began to be churned out from her.

"Another unproductive lesson as anticipated" Tomo smugly said as she leaned back in her chair, placing her hands behind her head. "Don't feel proud for predicting this Tomo. I think we all expected it when we have English for 1st lesson" Yomi replied, denouncing Tomo's smugness. "I mean it's not like this is unusual! No matter how lovable she is she's just not cut out for teaching..." Yomi commented as she twiddled her pencil with the tips of her fingers.

"Well hey at least she's better than that pervert Kimura! Sure he knows how to teach but he can't go five minutes without making some pervy comment towards poor Kaorin..." Tomo replied, defending her homeroom teacher and mentioning the poor Kaorin who had been placed in Kimura's homeroom for the whole of her final year at the school. Yomi shuddered at the thought of that pervert and nodded in agreement, realising that Yukari was a hell of a lot better than him.

"Yukari-Sensei should've at least set a new translation for us, it's the same as the one yesterday, I bet she hasn't even bothered cleaning the blackboard..." Yomi said boredly, letting out a loud yawn just after.

Tomo suddenly began giggling "So...I was right..." Tomo said to Yomi, a large grin now on her face "About what Tomo?" Yomi asked, slightly irritated by Tomo "Oh you know...I know there was that show on weight loss on last night...and it seems you stayed up all night to watch it!" Tomo declared, her giggle now broke into full laughter.

Yomi blushed profusely in embarrassment before turning to Tomo. "I'll give you a ten second head start...get moving" Yomi said, the eyes of an angry demon peering out from behind her glasses. Tomo, now terrified, leapt up from her seat and dashed out of the room with every ounce of wildcat energy she had.

Yomi then stood up and slowly walked through the open classroom door and stood still for a second in the doorway, and in an instant she was gone.

SCENE CHANGE

"Oh dear...I feel sorry for poor Tomo-san...Yomi-san wont show her mercy..." Chiyo-chan commented to Osaka as Yomi disappeared from just beyond the doorway. "Yeah...I mean i'd ratha' face a Panda or sumthin' than an angry Yomi..." Osaka commented in her dreamy, spacey fashion.

"Anyway back to tha' issue at hand!" Osaka declared, banging her fist on Chiyo's desk, startling the poor little prodigy. "That serial litterbug ya say is gonna come n' take ova' with his army while we're all distracted!" Osaka began, getting a small sigh from Chiyo-chan. "I say we need ta' start patrolin' round the city! If we see that damn litterbug, we go up to him n' get 'im good!" Punching the air in an imitation.

"You mean we should be...Vigilantes?" Chiyo asked slightly worried at how far her friend was prepared to take this "...Yeah that's tha' word I was lookin' for!" Osaka said in delight. She then grabbed a blank piece of paper and started thinking of patrol timetables for her and Chiyo-chan, starting to get Chiyo-chan very worried.

SCENE CHANGE

"How ya' doin' friend?" Kagura said to her ex-rival Sakaki as she pulled up her chair to Sakaki's desk in a similar fashion to when the two girls first talked at the beginning of their second year. "Good thank you" Sakaki smiled at the use of friend, she enjoyed having another good friend and not a good rival.

"So yeah I finally got the bike I said I was gonna get! You remember the one I showed you in that magazine?" Kagura said happily, receiving a no from Sakaki "Oh...well nevermind! It's amazing! It just rides so smoothly..." Kagura thought, remembering the night before when her part time job had finally paid off and she gloriously rode her new bike home.

"Hmm...sounds nice" Sakaki remarked, doodling a necoconeco in the corner of her work book. "Nice is an understatement" Kagura said proudly.

SCENE CHANGE

"You two seem to be having fun..." Chihiro remarked as she walked over towards Chiyo-chan and Osaka, who seemed to be in her own world again. "Well...let's just say Osaka-san has been having...ideas..." Chiyo whispered to Chihiro, indicating the piece of paper laying on the desk below. Picking it up and reading it, Chihiro discovered it seemed to be a timetable for some sort of patrol routine around the city. "What's...I actually don't want to know..." Chihiro decided and went over to her other friends and began a typical girly conversation.

SCENE CHANGE

"WHY?...WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE ME!!" Kaorin screamed in terror as he sat at the desk directly in front of Kimura-Sensei's desk. Her arms becoming limp, she let her body fall onto the desk and started breathing heavily.

SCENE CHANGE

"Is it the end of the..WHOA!" Yukari shouted as she held on to her desk as the whole school structure shook violently for about 2 whole minutes. "Was...was that an earthquake" "An explosion?" "Aliens!" Were the various remarks made by some of the students as the shaking stopped and frantic rushing about started.

Suddenly, Minamo Kurosawa opened the door to Yukari's homeroom "Everyone quick we've got to go to the main hall!" she shouted, Yukari obeyed and led her class on a run to the main hall where the whole school was gathered with the various staff members standing up on the stage in front of a very large television screen normally used for public information films.

"Silence!" The headmaster ordered and the questions the students were belting out suddenly stopped. "Well...i'm sure...i'm sure everyone is wondering exactly what the shaking was moments ago...well in times of emergency the school gathers here and awaits instructions on what to do, and as we have received none as of yet myself, as well as all the staff wish to find out what the shaking was as well, and i'm sure the national news can answer our questions" He finished as the screen was switched on and showed a newsreader introducing a correspondent.

"Yes...we're live in central Yokohama, which seemed to be where the most damage has occurred...at least with the information we've got at the moment...but from what we can assume right now then Yokohama was the epicenter for the earthquake that occurred mere minutes ago..." The students and staff watched in awe as the reported turned a corner to find an office building collapsed "Oh my god...there's debris everywhere..." Then suddenly a loud explosion was heard and the reporter turned to face the Yokohama marine tower "Oh my god the tower...the tower is falling!" A wave of dirt and dust confirmed the impact of the tower on the ground.

Then suddenly the reporter fell to the ground dead, blood splattered onto the camera lens as the camera fell to the ground, confirming the Camera man's death.

Footsteps were heard and the camera was picked up. "Looks like this things still running!" A male voice shouted out "Really? How about we make a little broadcast to the people?" A mocking female voice replied and the camera was turned round.

A boy and a girl, looking to be about 18 stared into the Camera. They seemed to be twins, looking very alike, the only difference being their clothes and the Girl's blonde hair and the boy's black hair.

"Hello everybody! We're going to be redecorating this world somewhat from now on, I hope you don't mind...but then you'll all be dead anyway!" The boy laughed as he crushed the camera.

Static filled the television screen and terror filled the minds of all the students and staff of Azumanga high school.

There you go! Your villains! Jinzoningen (Androids) #17 & #18! This is indeed the world from the Dragonball Z TV Special "The history of Trunks" If you haven't seen it I recommend you do, if only for the scarred, one-armed, badass Gohan!

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