to those who want to know why Loki is hunted down by the ministry? it will be explained in the chapters to come... and again I dont own harry potter or naruto.

Bold-loki aka Miya speaking.

italics-Light speaking

chapter two

the case begins

Misa and I were on our way to a photo shoot when she thought of going and visiting her

boyfriend Light. stupid uptight gay guy. i mean is name is yagami which is'' i am gay" spelled

backwards. you know what they say. the smart ones are either gay or taken a Light was only

using Misa so, that means he's secretly gay!

this is how that meeting went

"hey Light" Misa yelled.

"what are you doing here Misa?" Light ask as he turns around and then notices me saying "Miya"

I had to reply so I said "bass"

i know its not what you would think I'd write but just think of the B as not being added on

"you look like your ready for a funeral miya." light replies in a cool calm voice.

"oh I am but you see the person whose funeral i'm as you put it dressed for hasn't died yet." I angrly replied.

"whose funeral?" Light now getting agitated. serves him right.

"yours"

"haha, funny Miya...where've i heard that one before"

"i don't no maybe from your mother"

"okay... thats enough you two" she was saying as she noticed a fourth party "and who are you?" she said after first spotting the black haired man.

"probably Light's boyfriend." i said turning to said man. "hello mr. Light's boyfriend i'm Miya and this is Misa and you are?"

"Ryuuga Hideki" he replied " and I am not Light's boyfriend just a friend."

"yeah thats what you think but probably not what Light wants." then leaning over toward him I whisper "he's a closeted gayman" (p.s. don't have anything against gay people just making fun of Light's last name it is I AM GAY spellled backward people!")

yeah I knew that this was only going from bad to worse I had a feeling that my life which I thought was miserable now would soon be Hell!