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Last time on DBWE…

"Here is your winner, The Prince of all Saiyans, VEGETA." Roberts says

The crowd goes nuts. One of their heroes now has a guaranteed title shot for one year for the WWE Championship.

"Here is your winner, GOKU!" Tony Chimel, SmackDown!'s announcer said.

"There you have it ladies and gentlemen SmackDown!'s Mr. Money in the Bank, Goku," Striker said.

"What an extraordinary feat," Grissam remarked. "Goku comes out of nowhere and wins Money in the Bank on his first night. Wow!"

All that remains now is for their fellow Z-Fighters to be signed to the WWE. What will happen? Find out today on DBWE.

Chapter 2: Welcome to the WWE

It was sometime after the Money in the Bank went off the air. All of the Z-Fighters have made their way to Mr. McMahon's office. Everyone from Android 18 to Mr. Satan was present. Most are eager to hear what McMahon has to say.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I take it that you know why I called you all here tonight," McMahon began.

"Yes we do," Piccolo replied.

"Well then, that's good," McMahon said. "I am interested in signing the lot of you to be full time wrestlers for the WWE." Mr. Satan eyes lit up with dollar signs. He grinned widely.

"Finally," Mr. Satan said. "The world champion can now take his place amongst the best in the business. I will be the next WWE Champion."

"Hello…moron," Vegeta said, indicating to his MITB briefcase. "You'll have to get through me first," Mr. Satan started to turn pale.

"Uh…on second thought…fighting an amateur like you is a waste of my time…hehe," Mr. Satan said, toughening up.

"WHAT?," Vegeta shouted, turning into a Super Saiyan. Mr. Satan shrieked.

"Don't worry Mr. Satan," Mr. Buu said. "Buu protect you,"

"Vegeta, no," Goku said, calming the hothead down.

"I for one can't wait to get into the ring," Videl said with her trademark look of determination on her face.

"Neither can I," Yamcha said.

"Yeah, let's do it," Puar, Yamcha's ever faithful companion, said.

"Glad to see you all are excited," McMahon said. Just then, Tien Shinhan, Chaotzu, and Launch (Bad), entered the room.

"Sorry we're late," Tien said.

"So what's this all about, huh?" Launch asked.

"We're going to be WWE superstars," Chaotzu replied.

"Yeah, baby," Launch said, shooting her machine gun into the air. Everyone took cover under the desk. "It's about time youse gave us a call, McMahon."

"Yes…well…um…let's get started shall we?" McMahon said.

"That's what I was thinking," Future Trunks said.

Without further interruption, the negotiations for salaries were underway. It was decided that the main eventers of the group would get $750,000 a year. The regulars would get $500,000 a year. The commentators, managers and special talent would get $350,000 a year. Finally, the divas would get $300,000 a year.

"This is going to be fun," Bulma said.

"Woman, this is not supposed to be fun," Vegeta said, annoyed. Bulma growled.

"Loosen up, Vegeta," Goku remarked.

"Whatever, Kakarot," Vegeta said.

"I'm going to be a color commentator," Master Roshi said. "I'm sure that I'll draw ratings after all the ladies love me…hehehe." He then gropes 18's breasts. 18 growled in anger and threw Roshi clear across the room for his trouble.

"Thank you miss, may I have another?" Roshi groaned.

"You lecherous old man," 18 huffed. "Try that again and I will kill you!"

"Commentary with Master will be interesting to say the least," Ox King comments.

"I'll say," Krillin said.

"Just wait," Videl said. "We're going to turn the WWE upside down."

"Play your cards right and you will all be champions in no time," McMahon said. "I have faith in all of you. One last order of business before you go."

"What is it?" Goku asked.

"You all must pick which brand you want to be a member of. Your choice will be in effect until the next WWE draft or unless you are one half of the WWE Unified Tag Team Champions," McMahon said.

"Obviously, I'll be on SmackDown!." Goku said pointing to his SmackDown! MITB briefcase.

"I'll be on RAW, the A-Show," Vegeta said smirking. "Kakarot just had to appear on the show with the most weaklings. He's afraid of a real fight with a worthy opponent like yours truly."

"You think so?" Goku asked. "I just don't want to embarrass you again."

Vegeta muscles tense up and he growls, getting angry. Goku's expression sharpens. Goku and Vegeta approach one another and engage in a stare down.

"Hey not now," Piccolo said getting in between the two. "We have business to handle."

"Back to the matter at hand," McMahon said. "Choose your brands."

"Well, I want to be on SmackDown!," Tien said "I want to be able to get another shot at Goku, and I will become the World Heavyweight Champion,"

"Since Tien's going to be on SmackDown!," Chaotzu said. "I'm joining the SmackDown! roster."

"Hey Tien," Launch said. "I'm joining SmackDown! too. Youse really thought you were gonna get away from me that easily. I'm gonna stick by you wherever ya go."

Tien blushed from embarrassment. Sure Launch was Tien's girlfriend, but he still got embarrassed because she was so open about expressing her love to him.

"Sorry Dad," Gohan started. "But I want to join the Raw roster."

"It's ok son," Goku said with a smile. "Do me proud."

"Ugh on the same show as Kakabrat," Vegeta said with disgust. "Dammit."

"Gohan, be careful," Chi-Chi said with concern.

"I will," Gohan said.

"Yay, my big brother is a Raw superstar," Goten said with glee.

"As for me, I want to be on the same show as my Goku," Chi-Chi started. "So, I'm joining SmackDown!"

"I'm sticking by Gohan, so I'm joining Raw," Videl said.

"Well I'm joining Raw as well," Mr. Satan said.

"Buu join Raw too," Buu said.

"Well I'm going to SmackDown!," Krillin said.

"I'll go to SmackDown! if you are," 18 said, then sarcastically continued. "It will be fun."

"Well I'm going to Raw," Yamcha said.

"Yay," Puar replied.

"Sorry Goku, but the best girls are on Raw," Roshi said with a huge grin on his face.

"Oh yes, I'm so joining Raw," Oolong replied. "Good thing I'm on commentary. The view is the best in the house."

"Perverts," Chi-Chi disgustedly replied. "Don't you two have a sense of decency?"

"Hello, I'm a pig," Oolong said snidely. Chi-Chi groans.

"I'll go to SmackDown! since Chi-Chi is," Ox King said.

"SmackDown!," Piccolo said. He has waited for his rematch with Goku for a long time and hopes to get while they are on the same brand.

"Same," Future Trunks said. "I want a shot at Goku as well."

"You're wasting your time boy," Vegeta said. "The real threat is on Raw, not SmackDown!."

"Because my dad is on Raw," Kid Trunks said. "He will be the next WWE Champion."

"Don't worry I'll keep you company on Raw," Bulma said rubbing Vegeta's chest with her hands.

"Woman," Vegeta growled. "You're embarrassing me."

"Suit yourself jerk. Hmph," Bulma said turning her nose into the air.

"So it's settled," McMahon said. "I expect you all to appear on your chosen shows be it every Monday and Friday. Got it?"

"Yes sir," Goku said on behalf of the Z-Fighters.

"Just because you all have saved the world so many times doesn't mean I'll give you special treatment," McMahon said. "All of you will have to earn your spot here in the WWE."

"That's exactly what I intend to do," Tien said.

"So do I," Yamcha said.

"Ok then you're all dismissed," McMahon said. The Z fighters proceeded to head out the door.

Sometime later…

"Wow, we're all WWE superstars," Krillin said.

"We're gonna take this industry over," Yamcha said. "I can't wait."

"Don't get too carried away," Roshi said. "The superstars aren't your average humans. Some of their powers can rival even Goku."

"In that case, we all have to be on guard," Piccolo said.

"Right," Tien said.

"Especially for those of you on Raw," Goku said. "The Nexus group is especially powerful. Their powers are terrifying."

"Those weaklings are of no concern to me," Vegeta said. "They even look in my direction, I will destroy them."

"Don't underestimate them, Vegeta," 18 said. "They are more powerful than you think."

"Do not question my skill android," Vegeta sneered. "Unless you want to know how powerful I really am."

"Why you…little," 18 prepares to charge Vegeta. Krillin gets in her way.

"18 no," Krillin said.

"Hey, this is no time for fighting," Piccolo said. "Knock it off."

"He's right," Goku said. "We have to get home. I'm starving!"

Everyone else falls over anime style.

"Oh come on," Goku said nervously. "The stomach wants what the stomach wants…hehe."

"Fine let's go," Chi-Chi said. Goku grabs her hand and puts it on his shoulder. The rest of his family grabs hold of the others. They teleport away via Instant Transmission.

"Hmph Kakarot won't last long on SmackDown!," Vegeta said. His family grabs hold of him and they teleport away using Instant Transmission.

"Let's get out of here," Tien said. He grabs Launch and flies off with Yamcha, Oolong, Chaotzu, Buu, and Mr. Satan in tow.

End Chapter

The X: Man that chapter was boring. I apologize.

Vegeta: You sound like a damn woman. Quit apologizing.

Goku: Come on Vegeta lighten up.

Vegeta: Shut up Kakarot. Kid what's next?

The X: Well I have to create the profiles for the Superstars. You'll be cashing in your MITB briefcase next chapter.

Vegeta: As expected.

The X: Just for reference here's the list of the Z fighters and the brands they will appear on.

Monday Night RAW

Vegeta

Bulma

Gohan

Videl

Master Roshi

Majin Buu (Good)

Mr. Satan

Oolong

Yamcha

Puar

Friday Night SmackDown!

Goku

Chi-Chi

Ox King

Tien Shinhan

Chaotzu

Launch

Piccolo

Krillin

Android 18

Future Trunks

The X: Now read and review dammit!

Vegeta: Or I will destroy you pathetic humans.

Goku: Vegeta be nice.

Vegeta: Damn you, clown!