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Btw thx Stromsten I also realized it. It was supposed to be Mr., but I spelt it like in home language. oops=)

Btw, I recently replaced this chapter, simply taking out some herrendous spelling errors. It is still written pretty badly, though. Keep in mind I had just turned 12 when I wrote chapters 1-8 and english is not my home language. So, if you can survive till then it might get better when I post chapter 20 one day...or maybe 10 will get better...or worse. I suck at writing. Well, I get good marks for it, but I suck at writing stories that others will read for enjoyment.

I'm more of a come up with plot person.

"But, that would mean…Hermione he'd kill me!" Harry said.

"Well, I'm not sure if he will be able to actually kill you if you were his heir. Unless he wanted to lose his lordship. But, I'm pretty sure he could torture you though."

"What! But, the ministry know he'll torture me. Hey maybe he does not even want to become lord of Slytherin. He just wants to get me!" Harry said. "If the ministry lets this happen..."

"They might not really have a choice, Harry. You see if the law was made by Slytherin himself it might actually have some curse on it. If the ministry refuses to enforce it, they might get cursed and knowing Slytherin it would not be nice."

Harry sighed and buried his face in his hands. "So, what your're saying is that no matter what Voldemort can basically adopt me and I have no choice what so ever." He said miserably.

"Well, If you could prove he is not a good guardian then it would obviously be within the law to take you away." Hermione said hopefully.

"Can't you just do something to make Voldemort flip and do something illegal? Then you would be taken away, right?" Ron said looking quite proud of himself for coming up with the idea.

Harry gave a dark laugh. "Oh, yes because I definitely want him to flip and crucio me, Ron! Hurrah, what a genius idea!"

In afterthought Ron realized that it was quite stupid. "Oh, sorry I did not look at it like that. Maybe you could fake it?"

"Well, then Ron the ministry would still be able to do nothing!" Harry said angrily.

"Hey, wait. That could actually work! If the ministry does not know the truth then the curse won't work!" said Hermione.

"Maybe, but do you really think he might actually be able to adopt me?" Harry asked in a voice filled with disbelief. Even though they had been discussing it for days the whole idea still seemed crazy.

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"All please turn to page 56 in your handbooks."said Snape glaring at two boys who had been whispering.

Harry watched Ron search through the pages. They had decided to share a book. That at least gave them a reason to whisper. Harry shivered. The dungeon was just as cold as always. "I always knew Snape was a zombie! That is the only way he'd be able to survive down here." Harry muttered.

Ron laughed. "Ron, no!" Harry frantically whispered, but Ron had already thrown the Speckled Toadstools in the potion.

Harry grabbed Ron and pushed him under the desk just as the potion exploded. The whole class screamed as they were covered in luminous green gloop. "Ow!" Harry said as he brushed some of the liquid from his fingers. His hands were covered in burn marks. Luckily their cloaks had protected them.

He looked at the rest of the class. Except for some minor burn marks everyone seemed okay. "Potter, Weasley!" Snape seemed angry beyond words as he stormed towards them. "Is this some kind of joke?"

"No, professor." They said together. Snape glared at them. "Oh, can you believe it the famous Harry Potter and his friend just lost Gryffindor's last 200 points!"

All the Gryffindors groaned and shot them angry glances. "Now we can all start over again. Get started!" Snape snapped. (get it? =D)

Everyone kept giving them angry looks, the Slytherins now included. Harry wished he could be somewhere else. It looked like is wish was about to come true.

Just not in the way he wanted it.

Someone knocked on the door. An annoyed Snape pointed his wand at the door, it was flung open. "Yes?" Snape asked.

"Severus, how nice to see you again." A silky voice drawled. Harry looked around. Lucius Malfoy smirked at him.

Snape looked just as shocked as Harry was. "May I enquire the reason for joining my class today, Mr. Malfoy?" Snape said clearly still in a bad mood.

"Oh, nothing important. I'm simply running an errand for the minister. I'm here to collect Harry Potter for the court case deciding his guardian. It's been moved. Haven't you heard?" Malfoy looked triumphant.

Snape showed no emotion.

Everyone stared at Harry, who realized that he was still covered in green gloop along with everyone else. "What!?"Harry asked going very pale.

"Yes, didn't you get a letter?" Mr. Malfoy asked sarcastically.

"Uh..no..I mean yes! But..What not now!?" Harry said.

"Yes, we are going right now. You might want to get rid of that…potion on your robes." Mr. Malfoy said.

Harry awkwardly wiped his hands on his robes which did not help at all. Lucius Malfoy sighed, then waved his wand and all the green goo dissappeared. "Now if you'd follow me…"

Seeing no other option Harry reluctantly followed Mr. Malfoy to the gates. Mr. Malfoy turned around. "Right, take hold of my arm. We'll have to use side-by-side apparation."

Harry stared. "Uh…what!?"

Mr. Malfoy gave an impatient sigh. "Take hold of my arm."

"No, way. You could take me anywhere!," Harry said,"Plus I'd rather not touch you."

Mr. Malfoy stared at him for a moment before lunging forward and grabbing his arm. Harry only had time to give a startled shriek before he was sucked into the awful blackness of dissappiration.

When they appeared at the ministry Harry gave a unbalanced leap away from Malfoy. Still dizzy from apparating he tumbled down in a flurry of limbs. "You crazy lunatic! You grabbed me! Get away from me!"

"Oh, why I'm so sorry. I did'nt mean to hurt you oh great boy-who-lived." Lucius replied sarcastically.

Harry glared and was just about to tell Mr. Malfoy exactly what he thought of him when he heard a darkly, amused chunkle. "Hello, Lucius, Harry."

Harry looked froze in shock.

Voldemort.

Right here in the ministry laughing at him. He scrambled backwards. "What the hell are you doing here!" he asked.

"Well, Harry I thought you'd know." Voldemort a gave chilling smile.

Oh, of course! The phycopath was still trying to become his guardian. Harry glared at him. He was actually glad Voldemort had changed his appearance and now looked a lot more like Tom Riddle instead of a cross between a hairless chihuahua and a snake. He smirked. He really should tell Voldemort that description of his old form one day.

"Unfortunatly I have somewhere to be so, Goodbye Lucius! See you soon Harry."

See you soon? Oh, no, the snake faced phyco really thought he was going to adopt him. If he got adopted by Voldemort he'd run away or something! That actually sounded like a good idea.

Harry followed Mr. Malfoy to the elevator.

Yep, if he ever got adopted by Voldemort he would defininately run away.

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