(A/N) AND NOW WE SHALL BRING SONIC INTO THE MIX! ...Sorry I need to be dramatic sometimes. Review Please! And let me know who you think will be next. I still haven't finished adding characters and if someone mentions one I haven't thought of I might have to bring them in! REVIEW! And laugh, and enjoy! ^_^
Chapter 2
Sonic the Hedgehog
By Oracle
There was a barely perceptible blue flash, quickly followed by a scream of, "SONIC! WHERE ARE YOU?"
Sonic dodged behind a tree, breathing heavily. It had been like this for the past few weeks. For some reason, Amy had gotten very…pushy, insisting that they go out on a date. Sonic had obviously gotten even better at hiding from her lately. Unfortunately, she appeared to notice this, and got even more clever, and even more sneaky. She had found him in Tokyo, Hawaii, Toronto, and some island that didn't even have a name yet. Finally he had gone to Angel Island and hung out with Knuckles for a few days. That had been pretty good…until he had seen Amy coming up to the island.
"SOONNNIIIICCC! WHERE ARE YOU?" Amy poked her head around the tree, "SONIC! THERE YOU ARE!"
Sonic tried to run away, but Amy had already had a firm hold on his arm. "Come on Sonic! You've had your fun, now it's time to go on our date!"
"How 'bout no?" Sonic asked, immediately noticing Amy's look.
Amy very slowly and deliberately looked at him, her Piko Piko Hammer flashing into her hand. "Maybe you didn't hear me right…" she said quietly, "IT'S TIME FOR OUR DATE!" now screaming into his ear.
"Of course! I'd love to go on a date Amy! That must have been the residual wind noise that made you think I said no."
"Now that's better!" With a very satisfied smirk, Amy dragged him down the street, his feet hanging limply to the ground. This continued with no actual talking until Amy found a bench, and plopped Sonic down on it. She pulled out a pair of handcuffs and linked their arms together. "Now, don't worry Sonic, I'll take this off after are date. But do to your…history, of running away; I think this is a reasonable precaution. Now it's time for the fun part! We get to plan our date! I have plans of course, but for these things to work there needs to be communication! I read that in one of those relationship books! Don't worry it will only take a few hours…"
Sonic paled quite visibly at this as Amy joyfully got up and dragged him to the park. "AIEE! THIS IS SOOOO EXCITING! What do you want to do first! I thought that first we could go to amusement park. They have some new rides there! DON'T YOU WANT TO GO?!" Rounding on Sonic, her eye twitching.
"Eh, I never really got rides. I mean I can do the ride maneuvers on my own two legs so…" he quailed under the look she gave him. "But hey! First time for everything right?" And Amy was happy again, content that this was the perfect date, while Sonic wondered if this is what any of their dates would have been like, or if it was just because it had taken so long for her to force into this…
Amy joyfully dragged him into a park and up to a roller coaster, and Sonic decided that he had best prepare to at least have some fun. No use making her angrier. A few minutes passed, and Sonic realized they had only moved a foot, if that. He looked ahead and almost fell over I exasperation. The line was so long! It was going to take forever…
Amy noticed Sonic peeking ahead at the line, "Oh don't worry Sonic! It will only be an hour!"
"What?"
"An hour. But don't worry; they'll be the best two minutes of your life! At least, until our date is over…" Amy trailed off, sinking into some kind of dreamland. Then she snapped out of it just as quickly and continued asking him about how the rest of their date should go.
"So do you want to go to a movie next?"
"Sure! How about something with a lot of action! You know I think I heard some people talking about a movie called The Texas Chainsaw Massacre! What do you think?"
"Ehh, I don't think that's really romantic do you? How about we go see Safe Haven? That's a movie that would fit us both!"
The moved forward an inch.
"Umm…what's it about?"
"Oh, it's one of Nicholas Sparks stories…you know, a romance?"
Sonic slowly began to lose any hope that the date was going to turn out happily, at all. Maybe he could find a way to get Shadow or Knuckles to come over, they could pretend to have a fight, and he would be home free! Except he had no way of contacting them…They moved forward another inch. SHIT! WOULD THIS TORTURE NEVER END?
"You know Sonic, after the movie I think we should go on a picnic! And then we could go on a romantic walk, and then we could…"
Three hours later, on a sidewalk,
"AND THEN YOU CAN PROPOSE YOUR UNDYING LOVE TO ME!"
Sonic sighed heavily, still cuffed to Amy, and sagging with exhaustion. "Amy…you've been talking for three hours straight! Where did you get all these ideas anyway? Man…"
"Do you have a problem with that?" Her voice taking on a sickening sweet tone.
FUCK. "No! Of course not!"
"Good…Now we just need to plan the wedding!"
"…WHAT?!"
"So of course it will have to be in June. After all June is so romantic!"
"That's next month."
"I think my maid of honor will have to be Cream…"
"Are you listening to me?"
"And I guess Tails could be the flower girl…"
"At all? And…wait. Tail is a guy!"
"So that just leaves you to pick your best man! But do me a favor, if you pick Knuckles, make sure he wears a tux."
"But I haven't even asked you!" Damnit…did he even have a choice in the matter?
"BUT I PLANNED IT! AND IF IT IS PLANNED IT WILL HAPPEN! Now I'm not sure about inviting Shadow, I mean are you guys friends now or what?"
"We're friends…"
"Okay! Hey do you think we could invite Blaze? I haven't seen her in a long time…"
Five hours later…
"I think Cheese would be a good waiter, don't you think?"
"Wuh…?" Crap…was I supposed to say something?
Amy finally seemed to come back to the real world and looked at Sonic who was hanging limply from her arm, twitching ever so slightly. "Oh, alright, it has been a pretty long time…I suppose you can go now." As she un-cuffed him, Sonic looked up, hope beginning to form in his eyes. As soon as he was free, he ran off into the night, leaving her alone on the sidewalk outside her house.
"Don't worry Sonic! We'll be in touch soon! After all we're engaged!"
Sonic ran across the streets, searching for something, anything, to help him out of this situation. He ran around the city two times, not finding anything that could destroy the day's memories from his mind. And then he found the bar. That meant drinks. Which meant beer…YEESSSS! He ran into the bar, grabbing the bartender by the shirt, and leaned forward until they were nose to nose. "NEED BEER NOW, PLEASE. WORST DAY EVER! I THINK I'M GETTING MARRIED. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!"
The bartender slowly pulled himself away from the crazed hedgehog. "It's okay son. Here's a beer."
Sonic gulped it down, not even bothering to come up for air.
"What's a goody-two shoes like you doing here?"
Sonic glanced to his right, almost spewing his beer when he recognized Knuckles. "Amy captured me, I think it was twelve FUCKING hours. I had to stand in line for at least one of those hours…AND I THINK SHE JUST MARRIED ME! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING!"
Knuckles regarded him coolly for a moment before jerking to the seat next to him, "Pull up a chair. Next round on me."
"Gee thanks Knuckles! So how long have you been here, why are you here, and why haven't I noticed the Master Emerald until now…?"
Knuckles shoved a beer towards him, "Drink this, it'll help everything become clear…I think I've been here for about…half an hour…Why aren't you drinking? DRINK! IT HELPS!"
