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Walking into the gates of school, I spoted a crowd had formed and were surounding two fighters. Macking my way through the crowd, I spotted the two. One was a lacky of Himekawa, and the other one was Oga. I narrowed my eyes at what I was seeing. On Ogas head, was a green haired, naked baby...who just happened to have pissed on him. "OI, I'M NOT A BATHROOM YOU STUPID BRAT!?" We all heard him yell, making the baby cry.

My eyes widdened as I saw electricity flying off of the baby. I grabbed the nearest person and pushed them infront of me. Everyone around me was shocked by the electricity, suprising me. The man infront of me fell face forward, clearly knocked out. Walking forward, I watched as the kid started walking away, like he wasnt hurt at all. "Oga." I called out, making him stop. "You can not bring a child to school, and naked at that." I said, with him scrowling and continued on.

Narrowing my eyes, I marched over to him and grabbed his shoulder, with him quickly turning around and threw a punch at me. I caught the punch, twisted his arm and pointed at his chest. "Kuchki clan style number 7: Knock out." I said, sending my aura into his body, knocking him out, and getting a gleam from the baby. Looking at it, I was suprised that he stayed attached to the now knocked out Oga. "Lets go see if we can find you a day care for the day." I said as I picked the baby up and started walking away. "But first, dippers."

Later, back at the kuchki house hold

"You must wear a dipper!" I said as I put on another dipper on the baby, but it took it off and tossed it away, this one some how catching on fire. "You must, I cant keep you here as your papa and mama will call the cops on me for kidnapping." I informed, but the baby just placed his hands on his hips, showing off his junk to the world.

There was a knock on the door, followed by it opening. "Dakota Kuchki, what do you think your doing EH!?" The elder yelled in shock as he saw the baby waving his junk at him. "When did we adopt another member?" He asked, trying to think of what was going on. "I, I have to go think on this." He said, closing the door to think about what was going on.

"Weired old man." I said, holding another dipper. "Ok, lets try this again, and not burn it." I said, putting it on the baby, only to get the same results. "This child." I said as I narrowed my eyes at him. "Is a demon." I said, getting a nod from the baby.

"Demon king actualy." A voice called from behind me. Turning around, I spotted a blonde in a gothic maid outfit, standing in my window. "And he will be coming with me." She said, steping on my bed and into the room.

Picking the chiled up, I faced her. "So, your the mother?" I asked, but she shook her head. "Then I can not hand him over to you." I said, watching the the baby crawl onto my back. "And what do you mean demon king, he's a baby?"

She smirked at me as I said that. "Not just any baby, he is the son of the demon king Beevelebub. She informed, holding her arms out. "Now come on little master, it's time to go now!" She said in a sweet voice. Looking at the baby, he shook his head and held on tighter, with the women getting a shocked look. "M-master, we must be on our way!" She said, reaching for the kid, but I grabbed her wrist before she did. "Let go of me you filthy human!" She demanded, narrowing her eyes at me.

I narrowed my eyes at her once she said that. I reached forward, with my palm facing her, getting a raised eyebrow from her. "Kuchki clan style number 32: Aura shove." I said, forcing my aura out of my body, shoving the women out of the room, getting a cheer from the boy. I walked over to the window and staired out of it, seeing the women was standing on the clans gate. "He will not go anywhere with you, for he is not your child." I said, jumping our and landing on my feet.

"Kuchki clan, it's been years since we've seen any of you." She said, making me raise my eyebrow at that. "The family that gave us a run at our own game." She said, narrowing her eyes at me."And you seam to have perfect control over your aura." She said as she grabbed her unbrella and started pulling on the handle, showing that it was a hidden blade. "Prepair your self, for I will be your opponet!" She said, jumping down from the gate.

I rolled my eyes at her. 'She thinks that she can beat me, I wont need my bokuro for this.' I thought, already behind her. I kicked at her, but she jumped on my leg and slashed at me, making my eyes widden. 'she dodged!?' I thought as I leaned my head back, dodging the swipe. "I used pure speed, something that only a Kuchki clan member has been tought to use for years, and no one has ever been able to dodge!?" I thought as I back fliped away from her, looking to see that the kid was still there.

"Impressive." She said, smirking at me. "Your speed is incredible, it's like I fighting the head of the clan once again." She said, before her smirk turned into a grin. "But you wont survive this." She said, making me tense.

I turned around and gripped my fist, seeing a strange bird thing flying right at me. "Kuchki clan style number 17: Light punch." I said, punching the bird, sending it flying over the gate. Turning around, I watched as her grin fadded and turned into one of fear. "I am no where near the headmasters skill, and I will never be." I said as I got into a fighting stance. "Infact, I'm considered the weackest Kuchki here in terms of strangth, skill, and everything else." I said, narrowing my eyes at her. "Prepair your self, for the ass kicking of-"

"KUCHKI DAKOTA!?" A voice called out, making me stiffen up and stand up straight. I turned to face the headmaster, Hiashi Kuchki, walking over to me. "Why are you not at school, you were supose to be there hours ago, and I find you training!?" He said, before his pissed look changed into one of curiousity. "Is that a baby on your back?"

Looking on my back, I saw the baby nod. "Yes sir, I am curently watching him until his father gets out of school, as it is against the rules to bering a child to school." I informed, before looking over at the place the lady was, only to see her missing. "I am sorry for going against your wishis." I said with a bow.

"Kuchki Dakota." He said, making me look up at him. "I reconise this child, and I will not have a demon in my home." He said, narrowing his eyes at me. "For having such a child in your care, I here by banish you from the Kuchki clan it's self." He said, shocking me. "Get off the premisis, or I shall have you exicuted where you stand!" He ordered, with me running off, not wanting to die.

Later that day, after school

'where the hell is Oga?' I thought as I stood outside the gate, looking for the person who was responsible for, well, everything today. My eyes narrowed once I saw him, and he was half asleep. I walked over to him, and once he saw me, he turned around and started walking away. 'Oh no you dont!' I thought as I started walking faster, with him going around a corrnor. Once I reached the corrnor, I saw that it was empty.

Looking up, I saw a note flying down. I grabbed it and looked it over. "It's your problem now." I said as I read it out loud. "Crap." I said as I looked up at the sky. "Homeless and a father to the demon kings son. what else can go wrong?" I asked as I looked down to the ground.

"Oi!" I heard someone call out. Looking up, I saw a man in pink boxers and a tank top. He was a tall man, who looked like he worked out a lot. "You are not the person I left the master with." He said, with me tilting my head to the side. "But if the master is with you, then that means you have defeated his previous care taker." He informed, with me finaly realising what he was talking about.

"Crap, not another one, and here I thought that the demon women was alone." I said with a sigh. i guess I was wrong."

"I'm right here." I heard from above, making me flinch. I quickly turned to face her, seeing her sitting on the wall, her unbrella sitting on her lap. "Now that your no longer apart of that clan, there is no reason for us to fight." She informed, with me narrowing my eyes at her.

"It's your fault that I'm homeless!" I yelled, pulling out my bokuro and aiming it at her. "You want a peice of me demon, I'm right here!?" I declaired, with the baby pumping his fist in the air.

"Oh, scarry." She said with a smirk. "The best that can do is scare the boogyman away, and I eat them for breackfeast." She said, narrowing her eyes at me. "As for a fight, you have already lost." She said, vanishing.

Reacting quickly, I held my arm out to the side, grabbing her by the arm, perventing her from slashing at me. I tossed her infront of me, with me smacking her on the ass with the bokuro. "Your rash, headstrong, and rush in head first." I said, smacking her legs next, making her bow. "I am neither of thoes things." I said, smirking at her. "Your just where a demon should be." I said, with her glairing at me and charging once again.

She slashed at me, but was stopped as the man grabbed her and, sucked her into him. My eyes were wide once I saw that. Taking a step back, I then bolted away, not wanting to be eaten by the man like the demon women was.

Yet, that was not the case as the man started chaseing me. Looking around, I spotted a kid with gray or white hair. I grabbed him and tossed him into the man, but he kept coming. Narrowing my eyes, I kept up the run. I then ran into a small old man, who was reading a porno out in public. Grabbing him, I also tossed him at the man, with the same resault as the kid and demon women.

I was then hit by the same three that were eaten by the man, making all of us gorn in pain. then I felt something. Looking on my back, I saw that the baby was going to cry, and if it was anything like this morning, it was going to hurt.

Alot.

WHAAAAAAAA!?

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