AHM: ch. II

Chapter 2: Haughty Hotties and the Pursuit of Chocolate

Disclaimer: I only own Cami, Zinni, and Juniper. The song "Shut Up" is from Simple Plan.

Sirius' POV

Look at that. Look. At. That! James is being so pathetic! We are in the kitchens. There is a lot of food. Very yummy food. And all he is doing is moping! And of course sighing, he just sighed. Get a life! Jeez.

Remus looks like he's thinking something similar; the only difference is he's probably using more smartical, bigger words.

Remmy is like that. Smart, I mean. He should be in bloody Ravenclaw. But the Sorting Hat said he belongs in Gryffindor, so whatever. I think he fancies Jupiter or whatever her name is, that girl that hangs out with Cami. She's hot. Cami, of course. I like the color purple.

Prongsie just sighed again. The Double Sigh. Us Marauders have come to recognize the Double Sigh as a sign of 'Lily Troubles'. He's whipped. Well, I'd better get this over with.

I give out a sigh of my own. "Prongs, what happened with Lils now?"

"Huh?"

"Oh yes Prongs, how very intelligent."

"We're being serious, James." YES! I can make my serious/Sirius joke now! But... no. Remmy gave me that look that says 'Crack the joke and die.' Moony can be hostile if you don't have chocolate to placate him. Oh yeah! I know smartical words too!

Prongsie-poo sighs again. "Are all beautiful girls so mean?"

Me and Moony answered at the same time:

"Yup."

"Of course not."

"What are you talking about—"

"What are you talking about—"

"Just look at Cami!"

"Just look at Juniper!"

I smack my forehead. "That's her name! I knew it started with a 'J'! Wait. You just admitted you fancy her!"



"No! I didn't! I just said she was pretty!"

Wormtail has joined my side and says "No, you said she was beautiful!"

"Shut up." Remus is talking quietly, and his face is changing colors. It's turning pink!

What the… James is humming… Oh shiz nitz!

"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" The spell! The spell! But I was too late…

Peter blurted out

"Don't want to hear it."

Moony stood straight, eyes wide as he realized what was happening. It was apparently his turn, as words started pouring out of his mouth:

"Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down"

James's own eyes were growing wide, but before he could break into song, he stomped on everyone's feet, and we stomped on his, and none of us were singing.

Moony however, got up, and was heading towards the door. "Where are you going?"

"After you guys harassing me, I need some chocolate."

James looked up right after Remus left. He was daydreaming this whole time?!"Hey, where'd Moony go?"

I shrugged, "He's off on a pursuit of chocolate."

"Err… ok…"

James left for the Heads Dorm, mumbling something like "Padfoot's lost it…"

"DID I EVER HAVE IT?" I shouted after him. Prongs laughed. "Probably not."

A/N: I'm seriously not happy with this chapter. Really. It embarrasses me.