Alice

Alice

I had to find the bride's maids dresses for Rosalie, Esme, Angela, and me. I know Bella said that she didn't want a big wedding but she didn't specifically say that it couldn't be expensive! And since I decided that it could be expensive I decided that I can buy Bell that lovely 10kt diamond necklace, I saw it in the most adorable jewelers in Paris! So I had to come up with a reason to get Bella to Paris… Oh! The Bella's bride's maids still need their dresses! Bella was thrilled that she was going to Paris for a week, until I told her Edward couldn't come. She threw a fit, then decided to come peacefully. So we spent the week in Paris on Monday sight seeing for Bella and Angela, everyone else has already been there… multiple times. Tuesday we did more sight seeing. On Wednesday we went to my favorite boutiques looking for dresses. Bella complained a lot but I finally found them! Stunning electric blue, strapless dresses that went down to our ankles, but as they fell from the hip they fanned out. Bella thought they were too fancy, as if! I mean the wedding is going to be over a million dollars, I will admit that the dresses could pass as a normal teenagers prom dress, but for her wedding… well lets just say that that they are extremely underdressed, compare them to her dress then tell me that they are too fancy! We already... what is that boy doing?

Edward

God it has been less than three days and I'm going insane, without Bella! Why did I let Alice take her to Paris?

Alice

I took out my phone and dialed his number. He answered on the first ring, probably expecting it to be Bella.

"Hello!"

"Edward Anthony Mason Cullen! In no way will you be coming to Paris to get Bella! You can wish that you were here all you want but you CANNOT come get her, do you here me!?"

"Ummmm…. Alice I wasn't goin" I cut him off there.

"To hell you weren't I saw it Edward, I'm not stupid! What made you think you could get away with such a thing?"

"I wasn't thinking"

"You're damn right, you weren't thin HEY what did I say no planning to come get Bella!"

"Can I talk to her?"

"Not after I just told you that you couldn't come and you make a new plan to come, and she was going to call you when she was done but now she can't!... EDWARD! What did I say!? You can't come here!" he was pushing my buttons, god damn him… (No pun intended).

Edward

God she can be scary at times!

Alice

In a much softer voice I told him, "Listen Edward if you come to Paris I am taking Bella somewhere else." Then I hung up.

Where was I? Oh, yes that's right, we already had shoes because I had a vision of the dresses and we ended up finding the shoes before the dresses. Bella asked me why I couldn't have seen where the dresses were so we didn't have to go to twenty boutiques to find them, funny right. Emmet would be laughing. Thursday we went looking for Bella's shoes. She groaned, no doubt thinking that these would be like the… I'm going to kill that boy!
"EDWARD! NO!" I snapped the phone shut.

Now where was I… again? I couldn't do that to her, at least I couldn't do that to her when Edward wouldn't be walking right next to her. I decided to go with a beautiful strappy inch and a half heel. She was still convinced that she was going to fall, maybe lessons will help. Next we went to the jewelers. How did I get Bella there you might ask, it was pure genius. I told her that Edward needed a wedding ring, which in my defense is actually true. When we got in I ran to get the necklace, at human speed of course – curse human witnesses. I didn't get Bella that much jewelry, just the necklace and a pair earrings to match. Then I got each bride's maids a sapphire necklace, sapphire ring, and the matching earrings. For me, Rosalie, and Esme this was nothing, heck we own jewelry about three times the amount of money of Bella's necklace, but Angela was ecstatic. I kept having visions of her deciding on how to tell Ben and her parents and weather or not she should wear them around Forks. I decided that I should step in.

"Hey Angela you should call Ben to tell him how your week has been so far. Then ask him to tell your parents for you because you're really busy." I thought that should cover it.

"That is a wonderful idea Alice… it's almost as if you can read minds!" she said excitedly, but if she only knew.

While Angela made her call Bella suggest that we "go" to the bathroom. Then I noticed that she and Rosalie were having a hard time choking back their laughter… and so was I. We ran to the bathroom and started cracking up laughing.

"You… a mind…. reader?" she said through her hysterics.

"I know... Wait till Edward and Emmett hear about this!" Rose was right! Man when we tell the boys they are gonna be laughing harder then we were.

We were just about done laughing when Bella asked, "So Alice since you can't read minds what did you see?"

"Well… Angela was so excited. She kept changing her mind on how to tell Ben and her parents. I just couldn't take it anymore. The visions were passing by so quickly I was getting disoriented. So I stepped in"

Bella and Rosalie gave me sympathetic looks. Then I remembered. "Oh she also can't decide if she should wear them around forks!"

"Well of course she should! Especially since she hangs out with Jessica and Lauren, their faces… I can see it now. They would ask her were she got the 'bling' and she would reply that it is her jewelry for the wedding and that all the bride's maids have the same set." Bella and I both noticed how she Jessica's and Lauren's names she didn't like either of them ever since the incident with Emmett and Lauren… we don't speak about it. Rosalie is still ticked and Emmett… poor, poor Emmett, he is still mortified.

We left the restroom and found Esme and Angela. As we approached I heard hang up her phone.

"Play along. So I think we should all wear our jewelry every day!" I said the last part loud enough for Angela to hear.

"Yeah, we should it would remind us of our bonding time and the wedding every time we look at it." Rosalie added.

Yes it worked she decided to wear her jewelry! "So it's decided we ALL wear ALL our jewelry!" I emphasized 'all' so Bella knew that it meant her too. She seemed to agree.

With that done we went back home. Yes, I do mean home. I come here so much that we got a house in Paris for me. Friday I let Bella and Angela sleep in and when they woke up I sent hem to the spa. I wanted to give Bella some time with Angela before she had to say goodbye… for possibly forever. While they went to the spa I went and arranged for a surprise for tomorrow. I was so excited that Bella agreed to my surprise. Saturday we toured All of France and Sunday we went home. Naturally as soon as we got home Bella wanted to go see Edward but I wasn't having that. It was Sunday, it as sunny out and that meant that I was bored! So I decided that it was time to play "Dress up Bella". "Bella, we have to plan your look fro the wedding." Bella when we are bored we play dress up! mentally singing: …Bella is a Barbie in a Barbie world – she's not made of plastic – it's fantastic – Rose can do her hair – I pick out her clothes anywhere. Imagination – her life is our creation – come on Bella, lets go Bella – 'I don't want to' – come on Bella, lets go Bella – 'Edward help me!' I put her in her dress, did her hair, and put on her make-up (I can't believe I get to do this in 3 days again, yay!) I decided that this was a good time for her walking lessons. I'm glad I decided to give her the lessons or she would have fallen, hello I'm physic remember, but now… thanks to me… she won't fall. As soon as I let her she went running to Edward. I laughed when I heard her struggle with the door. I laughed even harder when I heard Emmett snickering down stairs. I laughed even harder when I heard the slight bump that signified that Bella had run into the bed. Emmett had to leave, he promised Bella that he wouldn't laugh at her until after the wedding, so he left before he started booming, but I could hear him, but hell I was laughing just as hard! He decided to take her to their meadow. I decided that it was to get way from me. Especially after his whole speech, "Blah blah blah blah blah blah… newborn… blah blah blah days." Like I'd really be listening, I was I was in Alice world. All I knew is that he was looking at me the entire time.