OK so I know it sucked, but I'm writing it anyway

OK so I know it sucked, but I'm writing it anyway. Here we go.

Disclaimer: I own not Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto owns. I do own Elysian Equade. One of my friends owns Julie Cadia, and another owns Majesty Tankuna.

Note: italics are thoughts

Chapter 2: Oi Vey!

Naruto: (panting) I just got chased by two crazy things!

Sasuke: What were they?

Naruto: Well… One of them was like a gigantic wolf-like thing. The other was some kind of mule or something…

Voice 1: I'M A HORSE, YOU IDIOT!!

Sakura: Wha?

A large white wolf and red horse jump in front of Naruto and corner him.

Voice 1: Hey, Sis. Let's eat him.

Voice 2: Nah. He's got nerve.

Sakura: (freaking out and hiding behind Sasuke) Who are you?

Voice 2: Gee, Smarty! I told you we shouldn't show up like this!

The wolf turns into a 13-year-old girl with dark skin and brown hair and eyes.

Voice 2: I'm Julie Cadia. This (points to horse) is Elysian Equade.

The horse turns into a 13-year-old girl with tan skin and dark brown hair and eyes.

Elysian: Well, howdy-do?

Sasuke: OK I'm officially lost.

Elysian: Yay! Sasuke brokened! I'm gonna tell Itachi-Sensei! 

Julie: Shut the Hell up! (smacks Elysian upside the head) Where's Maj?

A large golden eagle lands on Elysian's back and turns into a 13-year-old blond girl with perridot-colored eyes.

Elysian: (jumps up) GET OFFA MY BACK!! MAJESTY TANKUNA!!

Majesty: Shut up Elysian! (smacks Elysian upside the head)

Naruto: What?

Majesty: (stands up and faces Team Seven) So sorry about my sisters. They've always been quite crazy.

Kakashi: (appears in a puff of smoke) Hey. 

Elysian: (silly voice) An I didunt even know what thu Jizzum he wus talkin about!

Kakashi: (sigh) I suppose you've met the "Beast Girls?" (uses air quotes on Beast Girls)

Sasuke: Beast Girls?

Kakashi: Yes, Sasuke. Beast Girls.

Julie: We were taught for a year by Itachi Uchiha. 

Majesty: We know about all the Akatsuki members. 

Elysian: We were even in the Akatsuki for a bit! 

Sasuke: Where is my brother now? (he uses sort of an ominous, low voice)

Elysian: Well how the Hell should we know? It's been years since we've last seen him.

Majesty: CAN IT, EQUADE!!

Me: Well, that's it for this chapter! Please read and review! I'd love it if you would. It means the world to us Beast Girls.

Majesty: Elysian! Quit begging! If they don't want to review, they don't have to! Gawd!

Julie: You're scaring me, Elysian!

Me: Well… Kakashi is on crack.