OK so I know it sucked, but I'm writing it anyway. Here we go.
Disclaimer: I own not Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto owns. I do own Elysian Equade. One of my friends owns Julie Cadia, and another owns Majesty Tankuna.
Note: italics are thoughts
Chapter 2: Oi Vey!
Naruto: (panting) I just got chased by two crazy things!
Sasuke: What were they?
Naruto: Well… One of them was like a gigantic wolf-like thing. The other was some kind of mule or something…
Voice 1: I'M A HORSE, YOU IDIOT!!
Sakura: Wha?
A large white wolf and red horse jump in front of Naruto and corner him.
Voice 1: Hey, Sis. Let's eat him.
Voice 2: Nah. He's got nerve.
Sakura: (freaking out and hiding behind Sasuke) Who are you?
Voice 2: Gee, Smarty! I told you we shouldn't show up like this!
The wolf turns into a 13-year-old girl with dark skin and brown hair and eyes.
Voice 2: I'm Julie Cadia. This (points to horse) is Elysian Equade.
The horse turns into a 13-year-old girl with tan skin and dark brown hair and eyes.
Elysian: Well, howdy-do?
Sasuke: OK I'm officially lost.
Elysian: Yay! Sasuke brokened! I'm gonna tell Itachi-Sensei!
Julie: Shut the Hell up! (smacks Elysian upside the head) Where's Maj?
A large golden eagle lands on Elysian's back and turns into a 13-year-old blond girl with perridot-colored eyes.
Elysian: (jumps up) GET OFFA MY BACK!! MAJESTY TANKUNA!!
Majesty: Shut up Elysian! (smacks Elysian upside the head)
Naruto: What?
Majesty: (stands up and faces Team Seven) So sorry about my sisters. They've always been quite crazy.
Kakashi: (appears in a puff of smoke) Hey.
Elysian: (silly voice) An I didunt even know what thu Jizzum he wus talkin about!
Kakashi: (sigh) I suppose you've met the "Beast Girls?" (uses air quotes on Beast Girls)
Sasuke: Beast Girls?
Kakashi: Yes, Sasuke. Beast Girls.
Julie: We were taught for a year by Itachi Uchiha.
Majesty: We know about all the Akatsuki members.
Elysian: We were even in the Akatsuki for a bit!
Sasuke: Where is my brother now? (he uses sort of an ominous, low voice)
Elysian: Well how the Hell should we know? It's been years since we've last seen him.
Majesty: CAN IT, EQUADE!!
Me: Well, that's it for this chapter! Please read and review! I'd love it if you would. It means the world to us Beast Girls.
Majesty: Elysian! Quit begging! If they don't want to review, they don't have to! Gawd!
Julie: You're scaring me, Elysian!
Me: Well… Kakashi is on crack.
