Dylan: I'm the disclaimer cuz Iggy was getting very creeped out by the author.
Me: God, you? Go off and die! Fax or Miggy, dude. Mylan sucks!
Dylan: You hurt me so much.
Me: Ignore him. Onwards!
Morgan: Okay, we're going to focus on overlooked characters. Anne, why are you evil?
Anne: Well, I'm not evil, I…
Max: Don't speak.
Anne: Max…
Max: Do. Not. Speak.
Iggy: Oooh! I have an issue! Fang, why do you like redheads, namely Lissa?
Fang: Their hair's different.
Iggy: Ladies and gentlemen: Fang, the great speaker!
Angel: Iggy, your thoughts are messed up. I mean, who sings F*** You in their head all the time?
Iggy: It's awesome. (8) I see you flying round town with the birdkid I love, and I'm like…(8)
Everybody: Iggy.
Iggy: Geez.
Dylan: *clears throat* (8) Baby, baby, baby, oh, like(8)
Everyone: Shut. The. Bleep. Up.
Angel: Fang, you even think in short sentences.
Max: Honey, please quit reading our minds.
Angel: Max,I thought you hated Dylan. Nudge, I… don't want to decipher your thoughts. Gazzy, really? Blowing up the bathroom?
Max: Out. Of. Our. Minds.
Iggy: I know you are, but what am I?
Max: Stupid.
Iggy: I know you are, but what am I?
Max: Are you stuck in instant replay?
Iggy: I know you are, but what am I?
Max: God save us all.
