Dylan: I'm the disclaimer cuz Iggy was getting very creeped out by the author.

Me: God, you? Go off and die! Fax or Miggy, dude. Mylan sucks!

Dylan: You hurt me so much.

Me: Ignore him. Onwards!

Morgan: Okay, we're going to focus on overlooked characters. Anne, why are you evil?

Anne: Well, I'm not evil, I…

Max: Don't speak.

Anne: Max…

Max: Do. Not. Speak.

Iggy: Oooh! I have an issue! Fang, why do you like redheads, namely Lissa?

Fang: Their hair's different.

Iggy: Ladies and gentlemen: Fang, the great speaker!

Angel: Iggy, your thoughts are messed up. I mean, who sings F*** You in their head all the time?

Iggy: It's awesome. (8) I see you flying round town with the birdkid I love, and I'm like…(8)

Everybody: Iggy.

Iggy: Geez.

Dylan: *clears throat* (8) Baby, baby, baby, oh, like(8)

Everyone: Shut. The. Bleep. Up.

Angel: Fang, you even think in short sentences.

Max: Honey, please quit reading our minds.

Angel: Max,I thought you hated Dylan. Nudge, I… don't want to decipher your thoughts. Gazzy, really? Blowing up the bathroom?

Max: Out. Of. Our. Minds.

Iggy: I know you are, but what am I?

Max: Stupid.

Iggy: I know you are, but what am I?

Max: Are you stuck in instant replay?

Iggy: I know you are, but what am I?

Max: God save us all.