Chapter Title: Big Time Review
Time skip: two hours later
P.O.V.: Kendall
"Seriously? You're kidding! You're not? YES! A million times yes!" Krystye shouted, running into the den with the landline. She said her goodbyes and hung up.
"What's up?" I asked.
"Kendall, I'm going to perform on that talk show everyone watches!" Krystye said.
"Oh, that one! Don't you mean we?" I asked.
"No, I don't! I'm singing with that one singer guy whose name I can never remember," Krystye said.
"Oh, yeah, I know him! What are you guys gonna sing?" I asked.
"I have no idea," Krystye said, sitting down next to me on the couch.
"That is so vague," I said.
"I know!"
"Where are the kids?" I asked.
"With Carlitos and Stephie," Krystye said.
"Oh, yeah."
"What about Logan and Camille?"
"They're chilling at their house."
"Our lives can get boring sometimes," Krystye said.
"Yep, but it's never boring for long because of the kids," I said.
"That's true. And now the story pans over to James," Krystye said.
P.O.V. change: James
I was at the courthouse. I had just filed an annulment, and Jen and I were officially single again. My phone rang and I answered it.
"Hello?"
"James Diamond of Big Time Rush?"
"Yes, that's me."
"How would you and your bandmates like to star in a movie, a rags-to-riches story about Big Time Rush?" Griffin said.
"I'll have to talk with my band, but I'm game, just give me a number and I'll call you back," I said.
"Okay," Griffin said, then gave me a number. I wrote it down on my hand with a pen from my pocket.
"Okay, Griffin, I'll call you back when I have an answer from all five of us," I said. I hung up and dashed to Logan's house.
"Logan, open up!" I said, ringing the doorbell.
"Yeah?" Logan said as he opened the door.
"What do you say to starring in a movie about our road to where we are now?" I asked.
"I say totally!" Logan said.
"Okay, see you later!" I said, then ran to Krystye and Kendall's house, then rang the doorbell. Krystye answered.
"How would you and Kendall like to star in a movie about our band's road to where we are now?" I asked.
"Kendall! Carlos! Come here!" Krystye shouted. Both men showed up at the door with Krystye, Carlos holding Rebecca.
"James wants to know if we'd like to star in a movie about our road to where we are now," Krystye said.
"Totally!" Kendall said.
"That'd be so cool!" Carlos said.
"I agree, I'm in," Krystye said.
"I'll call Griffin. Logan said yes, too," I said before pulling out my phone and dialing the number.
"Hello?"
"All of my bandmates say yes," I said as I walked away from the house towards mine.
"Great! I need you all at Rocque Records tomorrow at nine AM, and we'll explain what we're doing and you'll help us write the script by telling us what we need to know," Griffin said.
"Great, we'll see you then," I said, then hung up the phone. I quickly sent a text telling my bandmates the time they need to be at Rocque Records. I went back to my house and found Jen rummaging through a box.
"What are you doing in my house?" I asked.
"Getting my things," Jen said, then picked up a box labeled 'Jen's Things' and left.
"Have a nice life!" I shouted, then slammed the door shut. I kicked a pillow and went to the media room to watch TV.
Time skip: the next day, around 9 AM
P.O.V. change: Krystye
Our babysitters came in thirty minutes ago, giving us the ability to get to Rocque Records in time. We walked in last, right after Carlos.
"Okay, kids, we need you to help us write your script," Griffin said.
"Where do you want us to start?" I asked.
"Back in Minnesota, a few hours before you kids find out you're going to Los Angeles," Griffin said.
"I'll let one of them talk about that. I don't come into the story yet," I said. Kendall started talking.
"Well, we were walking home from school when we noticed that the groundskeeper left the T-bar in the sprinkler valve. We soaked the girls' field hockey team with it and got chased. We ended up at James' house, nursing our wounds, when James started gushing about how he was gonna be famous one day. Carlos tackled him over the couch, and they fought until we saw this news alert saying that Gustavo Rocque was in Minnesota looking for his next celebrity, so we drove James down to the place and he made us all audition. Logan got scared and called Gustavo Satan, Carlos bombed his audition, and James went, sang great, and Gustavo booed him offstage, saying he had no talent. I heard this and stormed into the room. I insulted Gustavo a little, then security dragged us all out of there. We went to my house, when Gustavo came over and told me that I was chosen out of thousands of auditioners, even though I didn't audition. I told him no, then we had a face-off in the grocery-store parking lot. At that point, I told him yes, as long as he let all of us go and become a group," Kendall explained.
"I went home to pack and told my mom that we were going to L.A., when she told me to bring Krystye. James came over and she pulled a prank on me, making me think that they were making out in a closet. We packed up and moved to L.A.," Logan said.
"At that point, on the way to the airport, James and I had become a couple. We almost left Carlos behind, but we managed to get him in the car before we got too far away," I said.
"When we got to the Palm Woods, we spent the night, then celebrated the twins' seventeenth birthday. She broke up with James one morning afterwards, and dated me for a while. Of course, a week later, she broke up with me and went back to James. Christmas came, and the day after, Krystye and Kendall cheated on James and Jo. Those two couples broke up, and Krystye and Kendall started dating. We had our American tour. We got back, and Kendall proposed to Krystye," Carlos said.
"Interesting. Take five and tell me more later."
