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Chapter 1 - Hello, University of Washington
Theme song - Freedom by George Michael
I stepped off of the airport shuttle into the gray haze of Seattle. It wasn't much different than England with the overcast, drizzly weather. Shaking off the thoughts of my old home, I headed toward my new home: the McCarty Hall dormitory. I felt a tremendous sense of freedom now that I was finally on my own and making a fresh start.
Choosing to come to the University of Washington had not been a difficult decision. Seattle seemed like a decent place to live and start over. The UW was a giant research institution with a medical school. Since I was not settled into a definite major at the moment, it left me many possibilities. I also wanted to get as far away from my parents as possible. I no longer had to sit at a dinner table in uncomfortable silences, overhear the snide and ruthless comments they would spit at each other, and I would definitely not miss my mother's constant disapproving looks. Other than sharing an interest in medicine with my father, I didn't even fit in with my own family. God, knows I never fit in at school.
As I pulled my luggage down the damp and crowded concrete walkway, I thought about what it would be like to actually meet my new roommate, Emmett. We had been in contact through email and he sounded like a pretty decent guy. Being sympathetic to the long journey it was from England to the university, he wanted to let me know that he was already bringing a refrigerator, microwave, television, DVD player, and a game system. I suspected that Emmett would be quiet and studious, given his organized email and that he had already decided to double major in computer science and electrical engineering. I also figured that we would have much in common, given his admission of loving Dr. Who.
Since Emmett had been so generous in supplying the room with almost all amenities, I only needed to supply my personal necessities and a few other comforting things from home; mainly my tea kettle and George Forman grill. I just needed to find some power adapters.
I stood in front of the dormitory for just a moment, taking in the look of my new home, my new life. With a grin on my face I walked through the glass doors and stood in a line at the front desk. The voices around me filled the room as people introduced themselves and current acquaintances squealed in excitement of running into each other. I was so lost in the conversations and…Oh, look at the backside on her…
"Excuse me? Hello?!" I snapped my head away from the gorgeous ass across the room to the girl standing behind the desk. She had a look of annoyance and impatience on her face. "Can I help you?" She forced a smile.
"Um," I pushed my glasses up my nose and dug for my registration papers that I had folded and shoved into the deep pockets of my black wool coat. "Uh, yes, I need to check in and…"
She grabbed my papers and cut me off. "Okay, you are on the third floor, room 310." She handed me a key ring with two silver keys and a bronze one. "These two are for your room," she pointed to the silver, "the other one is for your mailbox." She pointed toward the bronze key and then to a wall on the other side that was filled with lock boxes. She handed my papers back over to me. "Your roommate arrived yesterday. Is there anything else?"
"Um, uh, no I think that…"
She cut me off again. "Great," she looked around me. "Next."
"Oh, um," I felt the bump of the person behind me as they pushed me out of their way to get to the desk. I put my head down and sighed as I looked at the large brown plaque on the wall that informed me of the direction of the elevator.
I reached room 310 and smiled widely as I put my key in the door to open it. The start of my new life!
"It's unlocked" a boisterous voice called out from behind the wooden door.
I turned the knob and pushed the door open wide to enter, stopping just inside the door to take in the room and my roommate. All of my pre-shipped boxes were stacked up next to the wall, my name written on them. I saw that my microscope had already arrived from the online site that I had purchased it from. I smiled. I couldn't wait to open it.
Then my attention was drawn to the bunk beds that my roommate was lying on. Even from a lying down position I could tell that he was a huge mass of muscle. His eyes opened and he lifted his head, appraising me.
"Daniel?" He sat up on the edge of the bed with a large dimpled smile.
"Uh, y-yes." My response was hesitant and a little unsure. I would have thought that I had the wrong room if he hadn't known my name and I hadn't already seen my belongings.
"Huh," he smirked at me. Quickly he stood up and approached me. "I'm Emmett, welcome to the US my man!" His large hand reached toward me.
"Th-thank you," I stuttered out and grasped his hand. Emmett's meaty hand crushed my long thin fingers and my previous thought that we would be just like 'two peas in a pod' flushed down the idea drain. There was no way that this All-American guy would want to hang around the awkward likes of me. I suppose that I can just be as quiet and invisible as possible. We could still get along and manage to be civil after all. I internally shrugged at myself.
"So, top or bottom?" He interrupted my thoughts and raised his brow at me.
"Whaaat?" I choked.
"Do you like it on the top or the bottom?"
My mind instantly flashed to Emmett pinning me down and jamming what I was pretty sure would be a large penis into my ass. My cheeks immediately tightened up.
"I like to be on the bottom, if that's OK with you." he continued.
I was totally speechless.
"The bunks –" He offered when I didn't answer. "Do you want the top bunk or bottom?" My body relaxed when I understood what he was referring to. "Personally I think that a feather weight such as you would probably work out better on top. Is that alright with you?"
I nodded my head. "Yes, of course."
"Wow, listen to mister proper Brit!" He smacked my shoulder roughly, causing me to stumble a bit. "You are gonna get so much pussy with that accent my brother." He laughed loudly and walked over toward the dressers. "Oh, I already took the dresser on the right."
"Oh, sure." I pulled my luggage over to my boxes and started to unpack my things, and that is when I noticed the large black chair taking up most of the room. It was quite large, which I'm sure was needed for a man his size. My curious looks at the chair caught Emmett's attention.
"Dude, it's a recliner. Don't you have those over in England?" He stood with his arms crossed over his chest.
I smiled a little sheepishly at him.
"It's great for fucking." He smiled widely at me. "Just make sure you clean up after yourself. I don't wanna sit in your fucking jizz or any...you know, juices." With another smack to my back, he laughed loudly. I think he almost dislocated my arm.
"O-okay," I answered with a forced smile to conceal the pain of my arm.
"I also keep some anti bacterial wipes over here. Feel free to wipe anything down....the chair, the doorknobs, the surface of your desk.... Oh and there is a bottle of hand sanitizer on my dresser. I'm a sort of a germ freak and flu season is about to start up again. We don't want to get sick now do we, bro?"
I smiled and nodded my head.
"You don't seem to say much Danny-boy." He plopped back down onto the bottom bunk.
I pulled my sheets from one of my boxes and turned to him with them in my hand.
"Are those Dr. Who sheets?" Emmett smiled at me. Maybe he would be a decent roommate, he smiled so much and seemed so happy.
"Yeah," I ducked my head a little. They had little TARDIS's and Dalecks all over them. I knew they would be covered with a duvet but knowing they were there made me smile.
"Those are fucking great! I thought Christopher Eccleston was pretty cool, but David Tennent kicks ass!" I heard the rustle of paper and looked up to see Emmett holding a magazine in front of his face. "Check out the tits on this one!" He turned the magazine toward me and there stretched across the pages was a thin brunette with massively large boobs. There was an instant stirring in my pants. I quickly made my way to the top bunk to put my sheets in place.
Before I got back down from the bunk I saw Emmett move toward my belongings. I moved as quickly as I could, stumbling on the ladder, before he could see what was in there.
"Careful Danny-boy," he barked out a laugh and then his face went blank. Emmett picked up Mr. Snuffles and then looked at me with a cocked eyebrow.
"Uh, my mum must have put that in there." I nervously adjusted my glasses and shifted my weight back and forth between my feet.
Emmett burst into laughter. "Yeah, sure she did!" He tossed it at me and I caught the worn out bear quickly, internally cursing myself with not being able to part with the damn thing. I loved him so much he had no fur left. Well, there went any thought of being mates. He now thinks I am a complete loser.
He must have seen the look on my face because at that moment Emmett pulled open a drawer on his dresser and cleared his throat. I turned to look at him. "Your secret is safe with me." He pulled out a blue homemade, hairless bunny that had button eyes. With a loving sniff of the bunny and kissed the top of its head and returned it to his dresser. "We shall never speak of this again." He raised an eyebrow and teasingly warned. I gave him a little salute and put Mr. Snuffles into my dresser; for safe keeping.
When I turned from my dresser, Emmett was back in my boxes. "Um, my things aren't really that...ah...interesting." I tried to sway him away from the boxes.
"Holy shit, what the fuck is this?" Emmett unrolled my large poster.
"Uh, well, that is the female vagina." He turned around and looked at me with a shocked expression. "It's a medical diagram of…"
"Who gives a shit about that, can I put it over my bed?"
I laughed.
"Dude you are a freak!" Emmett laughed back.
Before meeting Emmett, when someone called me a freak it hurt my feelings. However, I knew he meant that as a compliment...in his own way.
We agreed that we would put it on the back of the door. Emmett didn't have much need for the shelves in the room, so I arranged my books on them in alphabetical order. There was enough room left over for my favorite action figures.
Just as I was finishing with the last of the items from my luggage there was a soft knock at the door. Emmett jumped up from the recliner, tossed his nude girl magazine onto his bed, and went to answer the door. "Hey baby," he crooned.
"Hey yourself," said a soft voice. Then I heard Emmett's stifled mumble and the door hit the wall.
I looked up just as Emmett was pushing a tall thin blonde off of him. "Uh, Rose, this is my roommate Daniel." He nodded his head in my direction. She turned to look at me and I raised my hand to her with a soft smile.
"Oh, I didn't realize that your roommate had arrived." She smiled back. She was absolutely beautiful. Of course Emmett would have a girlfriend as lovely as that. I bet that she's the one he has intercourse with in the recliner. "You wanna watch?" She palmed his dick, Emmett moaned, and I choked on my own saliva. Visions of her spread out in the recliner while Emmett slammed into her roughly assaulted my brain and I knew that I wasn't going to be able to stand up for a few minutes.
"Christ babe, you can't just talk like that around me," he pulled her to him and I could hear the sucking and slapping of their lips.
"Oh god, will you two fucking stop for like two minutes!" A small screech alerted me to a tiny, and I mean extremely tiny, girl with black spiky hair.
"You're just jealous." Emmett shot back at her.
The tiny brunette snorted. "Been there done that." She had a fake smile on her face and was batting her eyes at him. Her attention turned to me. "Who's this?" her eyes raked my seated form.
"This is Daniel, my roommate." Emmett introduced me once again. "Daniel this is Alice and the kinky one here is my girlfriend Rose." He motioned between the brunette and the blonde.
I made sure that I had calmed before I stood up. "Hello," I held out my hand.
"Ooohhh, are you from England?" Tiny Alice sauntered over to me with a sly smile.
"Uh, y-yes." Her smiled widened at my response. Alice's mouth opened, but she was cut off by Rose.
"Really?" Rose moved quickly toward me and stood very close to me.
I nodded.
"That's hot. I like your colorful sweater." Her body pressed closer.
"Jesus Rose, give the boy some room to breathe." Emmett chuckled.
I thought that he would get angry, but he resumed his position in the recliner behind me. I stood frozen.
"Is that your luggage?" Alice's question caught me off guard for a moment.
"Yes." I answered slowly and confused.
"Oh," she looked back at me and seemed to ponder over something. "Oh I get it." She smiled. "You're gay!"
"Wha-what?!" My mind swirled at her words and I almost felt faint.
"You're gay?" Rose questioned with a gleam in her eye.
"N-no, I am n-not…" I stuttered.
"Fuck, leave him alone." Emmett grumbled and I turned to look at him, worried about what he would think. "Dude if you are gay, that's fucking alright with me. Don't let these two fuck with you. The gays love me. I can't hardly blame them since I take such good care of my body and all."
"But I'm not –"
"Do you fuck boys Daniel?" Rose bit on her bottom lip and eyed me over.
"N-no, I am not –"
"Oh, you're bisexual" Alice exclaimed.
I groaned.
"So you fuck boys and girls?" Rose's eyes lit up like it was a holiday.
"No, I do not…"
"Em, we should totally invite Daniel to join us." Her eyes shifted from me to Emmett and then back.
"Damn it woman, I am not letting some dude fuck my ass!" He stood from the chair and then looked at me. "No offense or anything, man. I am sure you are quite attractive and all but I wouldn't know because I don't do dudes."
Rose crossed her arms defensively across her chest. "You like it when I stick my finger…"
"That will be enough from you!" Emmett cut her off. "I am not fucking a guy, end of story!"
"I brought Alice to our bed." Rose pouted at Emmett. "Besides, look at him, he's so dainty, it would almost be like having a girl there." Her eyes were pleading with him.
"I. Am. Not. Gay." I finally enunciated each word firmly. The room fell silent.
"It wouldn't matter if you were dude." Emmett patted my shoulder. I sighed.
"Oh well," Rose sighed in defeat. "Let's go get something to eat."
"Daniel, you should come too." Alice grabbed my hand and pulled me along with her.
The girls had taken us to a Thai restaurant nearby. Emmett ate more than I imagined possible for any human to consume. Rose and Alice ate lightly and Emmett finished their plates. I learned that they were all from the small town of Forks, located on the Olympic Peninsula. Rose was going to major in art, photography to be exact, and Alice was looking into art appreciation. When asked what my plans were, they seemed quite interested when I told them of my desire to go to medical school but that I needed to choose my undergraduate major. After that, they spent most of the time asking me 'What do you call this in England?' It was slightly flattering at first, their interest, but soon became rather annoying. However, as the girls walked ahead of us on the way back to the dormitory, it allowed me a perfect view of their backsides. Rose had a nice figure with a plump rear, but her large breasts were by far her superior asset. Surprisingly to me the one place that Alice did have curves was her ass. She had the cutest bubble of an ass I had ever seen on someone so small.
I felt Emmett nudge my arm and when I looked at him I realized I had been busted 'checking out' the girls. I blushed and dropped my head, pushing my glasses up my nose.
"Rose is pretty fucking hot, isn't she?" He had a crooked smile and a proud nod.
I shrugged.
"Are you sure you're not gay?" He laughed. "Look at her," he motioned his head in her direction and made an outline of her body with his hands, "she is fucking perfection." He almost growled the words.
"She is quite lovely," I said quickly. Emmett gave me a look that simply said 'come on man'. I sighed. "She is quite attractive. However...she...well, I prefer a little more meat on women."
Emmett stopped walking and I turned to look at him. His expression was shock.
I shook my head. "I'm sorry if I have offended you." I tried to back pedal quickly. "I mean, I just...ah hell...Emmett, I prefer a little more ass on a woman that was all that I…" He burst into a roar of laughter.
"What's so funny back there?" Rose eyed both of us from over her shoulder.
Emmett shook his head and gasped for air. "Nothing baby, Danny-boy and I were just finding out how much we have in common."
He then whispered, "I like a little more junk in the trunk too."
She gave him a look of disbelief, but shrugged it off and resumed walking back to the dorm.
Emmett jogged up beside me quickly. "So, I take it that you've noticed the hot little ass on Alice then?" He winked at me as he nudged my arm a few times; both of our eyes immediately began to follow Alice's ass.
The girls left us in our room, but not before Rose practically devoured Emmett's face in front of me and Alice kissed my cheek and left with a small smile. As I was turning to tell Rose goodnight, she grabbed me by both sides of my face and planted her lips to mine. Those were the first and second kisses of my life that didn't come from Mum or Nan. These American girls were incredibly friendly.
She pulled back and winked at me. "The invitation is open." A sly smile playing on her lips as she left the room.
I straightened my glasses and wiped her saliva from my lips.
"Damn that girl is such a freak," Emmett laughed and started to strip off his clothing.
"S-so, that doesn't bother you?" I questioned as I pulled my red plaid pajamas from the dresser.
"Nah," Emmett said casually. "I kind of find it a turn on, ya know?"
I turned to answer him, but the words would not form. Emmett stood before me in only his boxer briefs.
He continued, "Besides, I know she loves me. We've been together for just over a year, but friends for since we were in grade school."
My mouth was gaping; thankfully Emmett didn't notice. His whole body was muscle. Then my eyes dropped to where they shouldn't have. Oh my! All muscle indeed: muscle and penis. I immediately felt even more inadequate than usual.
As Emmett climbed into his bunk, I hid behind the recliner chair and changed into my pajamas. Taking my dirty clothing to a basket that I had brought, I neatly placed them inside.
"Did you just fucking fold your dirty laundry?" Emmett snickered.
"Uh, um, I suppose I did." I said as I rubbed my eyes under my glasses.
"Dude, you crack me the fuck up man." He snorted out before rolling over toward the wall.
As I climbed into bed, I first noticed his pile of dirty clothes at the side of his bed. Then my mind drifted to the ass that I saw this afternoon while waiting in line, Rose's large plump breasts, and the way Alice's ass was tightly hugged by the denim of her low rise skinny jeans. I couldn't shut off my mind from all the visual stimulation.
I shifted around a couple of times in bed, my hard erection making it difficult not to notice it. My hand drifted to my crotch and palmed it. Quickly I pulled back and panicked. How was I going to be able to masturbate with a roommate? I was an only child and now I share a room with another man. I had never had to share anything before, and now, well now I was going to suffer the worse case of sexual frustration imaginable.
Something must be done about that.
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