Thank you sooo much for your lovely review lieutenant spark. It made me happy enough to post chapter 2 of Cereal Box Characters!

On with the story!

-Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs-

Sonny the Cuckoo bird sighed as he got out of his chocolate coated bed. By now he was used to the weird apparitions that followed him everywhere. It was just another part of his everyday life.

As he ate his breakfast of bacon and eggs (he hated cereal) Sonny considered going to a psychiatrist to find out once and for all why the putrid chocolate stalked his every step.

He walked to his job every morning and wasn't surprised to see people pointing at him; probably whispering to their friends, "Hey!? Isn't that the bird that's Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?" and he would keep walking rather than correcting their uninformed misinterpretation of what was really going on all those years back.

In those days I was young and unacquainted to the hardships of life. I just needed cash and happened to land an acting gig, not even knowing what it was for, and oh did that turn out well for me.

I am deathly allergic to chocolate and found out when I ate a bar one day. Let's just say, it wasn't pretty. Warts, scabs, redness, itching, you name it, I had it. After that experience I vowed to never eat, go near, or work with chocolate ever again.

Well, it turns out that I was doing a commercial for Cocoa Puffs, and for all you people that didn't do so hot in Spanish that means Chocolate Puffs.

Now, I'm not one to let things go and freaked out when I heard that I would be working with that evil substance, but it was either suck it up or go broke. As I look back now, realize that I should have gone with going broke, but as they say 'hindsight is 20/20.'

My first time on set I was given lines and stage directions. I knew them well but as soon as I saw the chocolate closing in around me I flipped out and did everything I could to get away from it. In my panic, I kept repeating my lines as I dodged the vile candy.

Yep. That's it. How it all happened. I got scared, they loved it, and I had to do it for years until I said enough is enough.

Even to this day the chocolate closes in around me just as it did so long ago, but now I know something I didn't know before. It was all done with a green screen and Hollywood's an ass.

Finished! Thanks for reading. If you have any requests for ones you would like me to do just post a review or PM me :D