Truth or Dare

Chapter 2- Performance

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN BLEACH

AN: Sorry for the late update. Academic pressure is on. Enjoy

In order to make it more interesting, Rangiku had offered an idea, any male who failed to do his dare properly would have to perform a ballet, the females would have to act like punks.

Squad 1- Smile!

Yama-jii leaned onto the pillar looking out to the lush, rolling, green hills. It was the few times where there was perfect peace. The perfect time to drink tea. 'Fukutaichou, please bring me a cup of tea.' He asked 'Yes, taichou.' Said a voice, however this time his voice sounded kind of strained 'Is anything wrong?' he asked and turned. However he was not prepared for the sight that greeted him, Chojiro Sasakibe with the….biggest grin he had ever seen. 'Um…fukutaichou I think you should take the day off.' 'Why, taichou?' he asked grin still intact. 'Actually I think I should take a day off.' He said. Fortunately for Isane, due to his surprise Yamamoto did not notice her on the other hand Chojiro did notice but he was afraid his grin might falter if he had to point her out.' Isane grinned; she couldn't believe that she got photos from the first squad. Yippee.

Squad 2 - Sweets

Yachiru bounced into the 2nd squad office, luckily Soi Fon was not there Omaeda was there doing paperwork. 'Candy.' She said. Omaeda glared at her but unfortunately Yachiru was immune to it. Yachiru jumped onto his back and starting tugging on his robes forcing him to go faster until he was sure he had lost a couple of pounds. Finally they reached a small leafy area where a giant oak was situated. Momo was 'carefully' concealed atop it Omaeda reached into a hollow in the trunk and took out a large amount of candy and chips, Yachiru grinned and started eating, she took the rest of it into her hands. Omaeda stared wistfully at his stash and burst into emotional tears. Now any other shinigami would've given a bit of it out of pity, unfortunately for Omaeda, Yachiru was an exception to all rules, all this while Momo was happily snapping photos.

Squad 4- Punk 'n' Rock

Isane had let out her hair and messed it up. She had decided to don a large pair oversized black boots which Rukia had gotten from the Human World. Unohana walked in "Good morning, Isane-san, new look I see." Isane(attempted) to frown at Unohana "W-Whatcha p-p-problem w-wi-with h-how I look." She managed to squeak. Unohana pinched the bridge of her nose 'You were playing truth or dare weren't you?" "W-Whatcha pro-problem if I did?" Isane asked. " Come with me Isane-san." "No." Isane said. "Bakudo No. 1 Sai." Unohana said. Isane writhed against her binds. Unohana picked her up with unusual ease and dumped her in a room. Rangiku quickly snapped some photos, now Hisagi would've to believe that Unohana was superhumanly strong.

Squad 7- Sake(less)

Iba walked into the room. Komamura raised his head inquisitively "For once don't seem to be intoxicated." Iba nodded "I have been prohibited to drink." He said without stuttering. Suddenly they heard some members of the squad talking "Did you know they're having a special sake only for today. It's said to be the best sake anyone has ever tasted. Its 999 kan but it's worth it." For once Iba was happy he wore sunglasses so no one could see the tears pricking his eyes. Unfortunately for him Rukia had a special camera (Nemu had gotten from the 12th) it could well, show someone's eyes whatever they were wearing over them.

Later…..

"Arigato Kuchiki-fukutaichou." Two males thanked her as she handed them some kan. "Who knew she'd pay us so much just for talking about sake in front of the captain's office." Said one Rukia smirked. Moral of the story: Never mess with a Kuchiki.

Squad 9- Morning Tea

"Bring my tea." Kensei said in between doing paperwork. Hisagi gulped, he had already written his will and left it in his drawer, time to face the music. "Later." He said trying to wave it off nonchalantly. He could feel Kensei's eyes narrow from the other end of the room. "Now." He said. Hisagi huffed grabbed a cup of tea. 'The dreaded moment.' He thought. Kensei held out his hand asking for the tea. Hisagi while still praying, he pretended he was going to hand the tea and then dumped it over his captain's head. Kensei blinked twice, but before he could properly react Hisagi was already out of sight. Kensei grinned which was quite unlike him, he had more or less predicted this one and already found out that Hisagi was planning on meeting up with Isane with this Tuesday, too bad Hisagi was going to have some paperwork to do that day.

AN: Hope you enjoyed, up next is a special of Karin and Toushiro's date. We may be on hiatus till April. So sayanora

IceCrystal