Last Time on Broke fat men through space.

"Why me?I hate to say it but the green hedgehog makes sense, we always explain our plans giving away its strenghths and weaknesses to our enemies."," Spaghetti ","Does this happen often?"," You suck Kyle"

Meanwhile at the fortress of doom.(not really)

"How do you losers fell about the idea proposed by the green arrogant hedgehog Scourge to not tell our plans to our enemies instead"Malifecent asked loudly so all the villans in the room can hear "Ya"all but 1 person said "Nay" a raspy young voice yelled everyone looked over to the owner of the voice and saw a lad with shorts no shirt and a very large scarf and blue hair that stuck up like anteni."I THE GREAT LAHARL DISAGREE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"Laharl exclaimed, Scourge looked over at the boy with a lazy look and shruged "Who are you again?" the boy Laharl Screamed and blew up Scourge and Laughed "Who else dares opose my idea!" Suddenly a blond ran in she had red eyes and a big red ribbon up like bunny ears and shouted "Laharl that was mean you shoul learn to be more loving to others" Laharl then screamed "AHHHHH! Don't say that WORD FLONNE YOU LOVE FREAK!"Malifecent was watching the whole thing with a "I reeeaaly want to do a murder/suicide right now" look. The blond "Love Freak" looked at everyone and exclimed "I am so sorry ladies and gentlemen he really wanted a large a part in this story" "Damn it Flonne I want to stay here to be the main character not that damn black and red bastard!"Laharl complained Flonne rolled her eyes in annoyance, and gave him a quick peck on the cheeck making Laharl KO,Flonne looked around embarassed and said "Well sorry for disturbing you"she said grabbing Laharl and draging him away "Peace" she exclaimed exiting the room. Malifecent at this point was past pissed "If there is no longer any more interuptions I can explain the plan now"

Now Back a the real main characters

"SHIT MAN!"Sora said in suprise at what he saw before him "I know I whip this out on special ocassions"Shadow told sora. "Dude its so big"Sora exclaimed in awe, Sora was thinking of how he or riku never had it that big."Yep the largest cake in the world about 999 storys high I made it with a amazing book/cd called The art of cooking with Chunk Norris." Donald and Goofy didn't follow the two they were to busy getting assualted by a weird Ocd kid with black hair three white strips on on the right side of his head exclaiming "you sickly bastards, THE FUCK YOUR NOT SYMETRICAL!" two blonds were trying to stop him but he was determined on making the dog and duck symetrical, "Say Shadow ya think we should go save Donald and goofy from the ocd guy?" Shadow shrugged and said "I don't care, hey what time is it?" Sora looked at his watch and answered "1:48" Shadow started to freak out "crap I need to run to Tails house!" Sora shook his head "come on Shadow dude first you got to help me get goofy and donald" Shadow nodded and exclaimed "fine Chaos Control" Shadow ran to where donald and goofy were getting attacked by the ocd kid and got them and ran and grabbed sora and ran to Tails house and placed them all down and got time back to original speed, Sora,Donald and goofy all fell down. "Ow!" the three screamed as they hit the ground. Donald goofy started to cry tears of joy "We're saved!" They exclaimed as they kissed Shadow's shoes, Shadow picked both of them up and threw them at the wall."YAA-HAA"someone screamed, Shadow, and the kingdom hearts crew looked for the person the voice belonged to and saw a spikey blue haired holding a chain scythe suddenly the chain scythe transformed to a around 16 year old girl with black hair tied up in a ponytail "Black*Star you are not supposed to alert our targets to our presnce!"The lass exclaimed angirly at the blue spikey haired boy "Don't worry Tsubaki being the god I am I have strength to destroy these main characters easily!whahahahahahahahaha!" Black*Star laughed, Tsubaki sighed in loss and replied fine and transformed into a katana wich Black*Star grabbed "Main Characters I have been sent to assasinate you, YAA-HAA!" Shadow got in a fighting pose and chuckled sacasticly "Great i am sooo scared of a little blue arrogant loud mouth, hey speaking of which were is that Blue stage hog"

A great big sandy beach is shown on it is the blue hedgehog partying with a white haired boy with nerdy glasses, and many and I mean MANY BEACH BABES. "Yo Mao have you ever had the feeling someone was talking about you?" Mao couldn't answer he was to busy drooling over all the chicks he can "experiment" on.