Disclaimer: I bought the x-men on eBay. Just kidding, I don't own the x-men.
A/N: I got reviews, so I'll save the Magneto idea for another chapter. I do not own the fanfic ideas the x-men talk about. I'm not trying to copy someone's idea.
After Scott told them that there were hundreds of stories written about them on the internet; Kitty, Kurt, and Rogue were all curious what people had written about them.
"Open up mine, I want to see what people wrote about me"
"No like, do me"
Kitty and Rogue began trying to shove Scott away from the computer so that they could look at their stories. Scott was meanwhile trying to look at his stories, but was having trouble since Kitty and Rogue kept pushing him. Kurt rolled his eyes and teleported out for a minute; then came back a few seconds later with three more laptops.
"Here, now we all can look at our wonderful stories"
Rogue happily took a laptop from Kurt. Kitty was a little more suspicious.
"Kurt, where exactly did you get these laptops?" asked Kitty.
"I borrowed them from school" Kurt replied with a noncommittal shrug.
Scott looked up worried and said, "It's the middle of summer, school is empty. You stole these laptops, didn't you?"
"I prefer to think I was borrowing them for an important educational exercise. Besides, the school wasn't empty, summer school was in session. Oh, and Lance says hi."
Kitty jumped up excited, "Like, what else did he say."
"That summer school sucks"
While Kitty continued to interrogate Kurt about Lance ("Like, how did he look", "What was he wearing", "Did he seem ok"), and Scott was busying doing his older brother thing ("Kitty, are you sure it's a good idea..."), Rogue was busy turning on her computer and looking at some of the stories.
"I am not this obsessed with Remy!" Rogue suddenly shouted.
Kitty, Scott, and Kurt all stared at Rogue.
"There are like 300 stories about me and Remy. I don't even like that swamp rat. I mean, there plot lines are insane. 'Rogue and Remy go back to New Orleans to settle one last score'. Who comes up with this stuff?"
"Didn't you all ready go there with Remy once"
"Well, he kidnapped me and forced me to go, but yeah. Some of these other ideas are even stupider, 'Rogue gets a life threatening disease and in comes Remy to save the day'. I don't even like Remy, but this is insane."
"cough denial cough"
"Very funny Kitty. You know, there are some interesting stories about you and Lance in here".
"Let me see". Kitty grabbed the computer out of Rogue's hands and looked up her name. Meanwhile, Scott went back to his computer, and Kurt gave Rogue another computer to use.
"So, what do ya think?" Rogue asked Kitty.
"It's so cute; I didn't know that people loved us as a couple this much."
"Almost every story in there is about how you and Lance can't be together. Half of them have Lance almost getting killed. How is that cute?"
"Trust me, when people write all these horrible things happening to us, it means they love us."
"You live in your own happy world, don't you."
"You're just jealous that nobody writes stories about you and Amanda. Rogue, I didn't know that our love lives were so fun to write about."
"Well, neither did I, but I was happier not knowing some of these pathetic stories. Hey Scott, how are you and Jean working out?"
Scott moaned and said, "Not so well. For some reason, everybody is calling us the annoyingly perfect couple and if writing stories about us breaking up in all sorts of ways. And what the hell is a JOTT? Do you think that Jean and I are too perfect and annoying?"
"Uhh…"
"Well…"
Seeing the distress on Scott's face, neither Kurt nor Rogue wanted to admit to Scott that he and Jean drove everybody crazy. Kitty however, was too busy looking at her stories with Lance, and gave an honest answer.
"cough yes cough"
Scott looked forlorn as he had never actually thought that he and Jean were annoying. He just thought that everybody else was jealous when they said that he and Jean got on their nerves (yes, he was in denial). Rogue shook her head at Kitty's thoughtlessness. "You have a bad cough Kitty; you really should get some cough medicine. NOW."
Kitty looked up at Rogue then looked at Scott's growing distress.
"Like, good idea Rogue. Bye."
Kitty quickly grabbed her computer and phased through the wall. Rogue and Kurt, who were also growing uncomfortable, held hands and Kurt teleported them out of the room. Scott sat there and decided he needed something to eat. (And thus began Scott's eating disorder, just kidding)
Kurt had teleported Rogue to the garden.
"Well, that could have gone better." Rogue said while looking at her computer some more. "Although I have to admit, some of these stories with Scott and Jean breaking up are funny."
"Relax, this is the perfect couple were talking about. I'm sure Scott will get over it in a week."
Professor Xavier, who had been admiring the flowers, drifted over to where Rogue and Kurt were looking at the computers.
"Oh, hey professor" said Rogue.
"Hello Rogue. I was just admiring the flowers. Say, could you two answer a question for me?"
"Sure professor, what's up?" asked Kurt.
"Why exactly do your laptops have 'Property of Baeville High' written on the back?"
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