A/N: So, I just loved writing like this too much to stop. Read, enjoy, and review!

Flirting: If the Doctor, Amy, Rory, and River are all confronted with flirting, they'd all respond differently.

*For example, if each of the four had to flirt with someone…

1. Amy would flirt with the Doctor because it's fun and pisses Rory off. ("Oi! We haven't even had a snog in the bushes yet.")

2. Rory would stutter and epically fail. ("Well… I think that… um… you're… sorry, I forget. But it was going to be good!")

3. The Doctor would only respond to River's flirting. ("Only for you, honey.")

4. River would make the Doctor feel enormously uncomfortable. ("I'm quite the screamer.")

*Another example, if each of the four were on the receiving end of flirtatious dialogue…

1. Amy would flirt back, no matter what. ("I'd give you your driver's license in that.")

2. See previous #2. (See #2)

3. The Doctor would brush it off. ("Alright, where were we? Yes! Spiral galaxies!")

4. River would return fire… either with flirting or literally. With bullets. ("Oh, eight for you, honey.")

-In short, the four time travelers all have different flirting habits. Some are quite into it, some are bumbling, some rarely participate, and some are just… different.