Blog Title: I say off with your head!
Blogger: RedQueen460
Date: 8/18/11
Followers: 33
Hits: 57
It has been one week since my last blog and no one has came to save me. Why? Are you stupid? Why would you directly disobey and order from your queen? You all deserve to lose your head.
Anyways I think I might be Medusa. I was searching for berries when this giant buck came out of the trees and looked at me. When he looked at me he stiffened and fell dead. I ate well that night. Another weird thing about this buck was that it had a metal ball lodged in its stomach. I wonder what it was. Oh well, who cares?
Now I will be answering the questions sent in to me.
Red Queen, Do you think that maybe if you are nicer, that you would not be in exile?signed,Your Believer!Be nicer? Why should I be nicer? I am the queen and everybody loves me! It's the law! I was exiled because my sister was selfish and wanted MY kingdom for herself!
Dear Bloody BigHead:If I were to come rescue you, I would like..Um.. me with candy, and I'll THINK about coming to rescue ,Alex Awesome((PS: Has anyone ever told you that you have a big head? Just wondering...))
What is this nonsense you are talking about? I do not have candy! But I do have arsenic cookies If you want some! And no I do not have a big head! I just have a wondrously large head!
Dear Red Queen,I've understand you sutitaion but before I come to get you with my waffle army and a gun that shoots bananas you must answer this question...Do you listend to Justin Bieber or Rebbecca Black?
I had no idea who or what you where talking about but I found this magical device that answers any question! Its called Google! It is amazing! But as far as I can tell Justin Bieber is a teenage girl who can't sing and had a sex change to mess with people's head. As for Rebbecca Black she is a D average student at most I lost several IQ points by listening to her song "Friday". We quess what its Thursday!
A question for the 'red queen': Where are you? Underland? And you must have done something wrong to be banished. Spill the beans. What did you do? And ,girl, you are crazy! But... I'll follow this blog!
Yes I am in the outlands of Underland. I did nothing wrong! The only wrong I did was not killing my sister's champion when I had the chance! My sister is the one in the wrong because I am the true queen of Underland!
Off with your head,
The Queen of Hearts
