The Awkward Beginning Chapter
The random fangirl slammed her hand on the table, eyeing the people around her warily.
"Look, we all know why we are here," she began, tucking back a strand of loose chocolate brown hair behind her ear,"I shall read what the Erin Hunters originally planned for Warriors to be..." The group braced themselves for the worst, wondering what would be the original concept. It filled the room with tension, and it was so quiet you could hear a pen drop. As a matter of fact, a pen did drop, but that is irrelevant to the story.
"Ahem, anyways, I shall read to you the Warriors that never was!" the random fangirl gulped, and looked down at the set of papers in front of her, picked the one on top up, and began to read...
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Meepkit, a young tom, was playing in the nursery until Derpstar came forward. At first, Meepkit was excited to have caught his leader's attention. However, heartbeats later, he realized he did not want his leader's attention.
"Go eat elders' ticks, wouldya?" Derpstar asked lazily, staring off into nothing while Meepkit's jaw hung open. Quickly bringing himself to, Meepkit refused to go eat elders' ticks.
"Too bad!" Derpstar yowled like a mad piranha, and buried Meepkit under the freshkill pile as punishment. But, Meepkit immediately had a solution, and ate all the freshkill. His leader gave up, fortunately, but unfortunately, later Meepkit got explosive diarrhea. Luckily Meepkit didn't actually explode like he thought he would. Derpstar became so furious he set the nursery on fire, but our favorite protagonist flailed on the fire and extinguished it. When Tangheart saw Meepkit extinguish the fire, she was so impressed that she broke down crying. When Shimmerliciousflower saw Tangheart crying, she ran over and proclaimed that the tears were magical.
However, all the while, Evilguy sneaked up to the enemy camp in hopes to explode it, and Meepkit was meditating his way through all the events. Luckily, Shimmerliciousflower saw Evilguy and threw an exploding shimmerlicious flower. And Meepkit was still meditating...
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Everybody stared at the random fangirl, jaws hung open in utter shock. All of them together in chorus said: "What. The. Heck?" The random fangirl just shrugged and quickly stacked up the papers.
"I'll be back tomorrow reading the second chapter. Enjoy the rest of your day, ladies, gentlemen!" she then quick-walked her way out, and raced across the street to her apartment.
