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Chapter final

At the roof of a nearby building, Ladybug and Chat Noir looked down to the two mobs of a pair of akumatized villains.

"If we could take these affected people out of the park, Antagonists Red and Blue would have to get closer. It's the only way we can knock out both keyboards." Ladybug pondered. "I don't know, maybe with the fire hydrants… hm…" She raised her arm, ready to call the Lucky Charm, but Chat Noir stopped her.

"Save it, my Lady, I think I have a better idea." He bowed in front of her "Allow me" With that, Chat Noir jumped to the middle of Champ of Mars, where the police tried to keep the two forces apart. He grabbed a megaphone from a police officer and, rising himself with his staff, he shouted to both mobs:

"Zinedine Zidane!" And rushed to the rooftop. Ladybug gave him a questioning look:

"What good this…" Chat licked the back of his hand in a cat-like way as the reaction of the mobs started to reach the heroes

"Best of the world"

"Shame of France, with the headbutt"

"No, he is an example of humble origins"

"He isn't even French"

"Yes, he is"

"Zizou! Zizou!"

"Boooooo!"

"No, he is pure marketing!"

"He's being the death of Real Madrid."

"No, he isn't!"

"With that money, anyone can win. I want to see him command a poor team!"

Ladybug could not believe what she was seeing

"They are arguing… between their own group?"

"And Antagonist Red and Blue will need to get closer to regain control of their mobs. Am I pawsome or what?

Ladybug shook her head, and raised her arm again, calling for her lucky charm. A heavy can landed on her arms.

"Paint? What I am supposed to do with red pain…"

She looked around and saw some places with the Ladybug pattern. She nodded and pointed something to Chat Noir. The teen hero started to swing back and forth, drawing the attention of both antagonists, who drop their guard and didn't noticed Ladybug approaching Antagonist Blue and coating him with the red paint.

In the chaos that followed, with no one in the mobs below knowing with one was their leaders, Chat Noir and Ladybug managed to grab both keyboards. The insect heroine broke both together, freeing two akumatized butterflies.

"No more evil for any of you, akumas." She said, grabbing both with a skilled yoyo throw. "Bye-bye little butterflies."

The akumatized villains returned to normal, as well as their victims.

"W-what happened?"

"A lot of things" said Ladybug "I hope one of them is to realize that a person that doen't think like you is not your enemy." And she fist-bumped Chat Noir. It was almost the signal for their miraculous start to beep.

"Well… meaw-be someday I will know the real you."

"You would be desapointed, Chat."

"Very unlikely, my lady."

As they turned to run to each other side, Chat Noir felt a hand slap on his posterior.

"Answering your very important question," giggled Ladybug, "I've seen worse" And ran away, not giving Chat a chance to react.


"Just wait, Ladybug" said the shadow figure of Hawkmoth, as his window closes "Soon there will be just one side. Mine."


As Ladybug entered her room and transformed back to Marinette, she didn't even noticed Tikki congratulating her. She was looking straight to one of her Adrien posters.

"Marinette? Is everything all right?"

Quickly she went to her dresser and got a black marker.

"Give a man a mask…" she mumbled, touching with the marker a point between the model eyes. For a few moments, she could not move. Then, she chuckled. "Then again, Oscar Wilde also said The truth is rarely pure and never simple."

She put the pen back on the dresser and rushed downstairs "I will give my parents a hand on the bakery and in an hour will bring you the most delicious cookie you ever have, Tikki."

The end

I tried to make this the closest possible to a real episode. Do you think I managed to do it? Want to see another one? Where I can improve? If you liked it, please check my Samurai Jack/Miraculous crossover. Thanks for your opinion in advance.