I believe the Tweedles would be a HUGE distraction, to anyone trying to get any work done. So here's Kurt, being distracted! XD


Kurt literally had no idea why he put up with them. They were loud, they were obnoxious, they never allowed him to get his homework done. Which is what he was supposed to be doing at this very moment, while the Tweedles danced circles around him, singing along to the All-American Rejects' song, Dirty Little Secret.

Shaking his head softly, he tried to focus more on his homework, which was a five page essay on whether or not the government should raise or lower the legal age for getting a drivers licence, with full descriptions why and references. Kurt huffed softly at the paper, his concentration beginning to flee as the next song came on.

"I'm a Barbie girl!" Ethan sang as loudly as he could, focussing on Kurt and making the countertenor crack a smile.

"In my Barbie world!" Evan sang along, flashing a huge grin at his brother, grabbing Kurt's arm and lifting him, protesting, from the chair.

"Guys, seriously, I have homework to do. It's not gonna do itself!" Kurt had to struggle to make himself heard over the song, because as he spoke, Ethan reached over and slowly turned up the volume on him.

Walking over to the boom box, Kurt pressed stop, just as Barbie advised "You could touch, you could play".

Shaking his head again, he pushed the boom box into Evan's arms, grabbed each Tweedle by the shoulder, and led them both from the room.

As they stood outside the door, grinning madly at him, he fought the urge to beat them with a foam bat, and turned back to his desk, shutting the door behind him.

The door cracked open just a touch, as the Tweedles leaned in very carefully, looking to avoid any flying objects.

"We'll come back later, Alice," Chirped Evan, his grin overwhelming his whole face.

"Yes, and then we have to sing Backward by Rascal Flatts! You'll love it!" Ethan laughed uproariously as the twins dodged a flurry of Nerf bullets sent their way, and finally closed the door. Their echoing footsteps in the hallway indicated they finally really were gone.

Nope. Kurt had NO IDEA why he put up with those two.

But he was glad he did.