- BONUS CHAPTER-
(Warning: Because of language and mild adult content, this chapter will be Rated T to be safe)
"Why'd you wake us up so early Max?" Natsu complained as he rubbed on sleepy eye. "Lucy finally let me sleep on her bed and now I have to spend it here?!" He slammed his head against the table. "And I was having a great dream too…" He mumbled.
Warren whispered something about Lucy in a maid outfit as she fed him fire and Max shuddered since he really hadn't wanted to know what the fire mage fantasied about.
"Flame head's right for once; why are we here three hours before the guild opens?" Gray inquired, naked. The men in the guild were too tired to tell him to put on some clothes. Happy muttered a sleepy 'Aye.'
"You have two minutes to explain before I put you in a coma." Laxus warned. He was clearly as annoyed as the rest of the men.
Max gulped before raising his hands in a "we need to calm down" manner. "Sorry guys but it's worth it, I promise! Since the plushie dolls were a big hit I've come up with a new product and I wanted to show the Fairy Tail men first."
"Well you better fuck'n hurry up!" Gajeel threatened from across the room.
The sand mage flinched and grabbed the clothe that was covering up the Souvenir shop's newest item and lifted it up.
There, on the counter, were small life-like statues of the Fairy Tail's women in revealing outfits.
"Lucy!" Natsu panicked and ran up to the front, snatching the Lucy one. "Lucy! Are you alright?! Who did this to yeah? Was it Evergreen? Wait, then why are you so small?"
"No Natsu!" Max exclaimed as he took the statue away from the most destructive member in Fairy Tail. "This is a PVC figure. They're bigger, more detailed, and not as cheap as our other figurines."
"Ah I knew that." The dragon slayer said as he looked at the Lucy statue. Max wasn't kidding when he said it was more detailed. It had shadows, more than one tone of color, paint was where it needed to be and not slightly smeared. Her body had the right proportions; the blue and white shirt was "zipped down" so you could see her large breasts. The back of the pleated skirt was lifted up so you could peak under it. But what really fantasized Igneel's son was the way the eyes were done. Somehow, it captured the warmth of her brown orbs, making it seem like she really was alive and happy.
"These sure are beautiful." Wakaba stated as he looked over the Mirajane figure. Macao nodded. Both of them would have continued ogling if it wasn't for a "mysterious" shock that knocked them out. Laxus only happened to be standing right next to them when it happened.
The other guys were clearly enjoying the figures as well. Gajeel was keeping the Levy one away away from Droy and Jet (much to their dismay). Bickslow was trying to show Freed the Lisanna and Cana figurines but Freed was too disappointed that they didn't have one of Laxus that he didn't notice. Elfman stated that looking at the Evergreen one was the manly thing to do. Nab and Reedus observed the Erza, Laki and Kinana PVC figures while Warren gushed about how cute the Wendy one was.
"So…how much are these anyways?" Gray inquired as he poked the Juvia one.
"Glad you asked. Since they're the first of their kind and these are the only ones to exist, I'm selling them for 100,000 J."
"WHAT?!" They exclaimed.
"That's more than Lucy's rent!" Natsu rightfully pointed out.
"We can't afford these!" Gajeel snarled. Droy and Jet cried that they couldn't have Levy now.
"What a waste of time." Laxus said as he walked away.
"The price isn't manly." Elfman added before all the boys started walking away.
"Oh well!" Max said with a fake concerned tone. "I showed you guys first because I wanted you to be the first ones to have a chance at buying them but if you're not interested I'll just have to sell them first thing in the morning."
The men continued walking away.
"I guess someone else is going to take these lovely ladies home with them."
They paused and Max smirked. "I wonder where they'll take them. To the kitchen? The living room? Nah. I think they'll have them in their bedroom."
It was that moment that they all imagined a random guy having, not a PVC figure, but their loved one on a bed. They should have known that it's just a figurine and not the actually person. But it seemed like someone else owning that PVC meant owning their girl. Unfortunately for them, the idea didn't leave them. Which is why, at the exact same time, all of them had one thought running through their head.
'Damn you Max!'
Lucy walked into the guild with a bright smile on her face. "Good morning every-AHHHHH" She shrieked as Natsu grabbed her arm and dragged her away; at the speed and strength he was pulling on her, her body had no choice but to defy gravity and flap in the air.
"COME ON LUCY! TIME'S A WASTING!" Natsu yelled. "WE GOT JOBS TO DO!"
"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!" The blonde screamed. Happy flew next to her, a mischievous look on his face. "He lllliiiikkkkeeesss you!"
"THOSE MISSIONS WERE MINE ASH-FOR-BRAINS!" Gray commanded as he chased after the trio.
"MY BELOVED GRAY! WHY MUST YOU RUN FROM JUVIA?!" The water mage cried as she followed him out.
"Gajeel give those back!" Levy demanded. She even held out her hand. "Those are Shadow Gears missions!"
"Yeah!" Droy and Jet stated, backing up their female teammate.
"Sorry shrimp. But I need these more. Let's go Lily!" The iron dragon slayer stated as a confused Lily went with him.
"GIVE THOSE BACK! WE NEED THEM!" Droy and Jet cried.
"Where's Laxus?" Bickslow asked Freed and Evergreen. The brunette looked angry. "He went on a solo mission."
"Without us?!" The males asked in disbelief.
"He said, every man for himself. Whatever that means." Evergreen huffed.
"Not cool Laxus." Bickslow stated as his babies repeated 'Not cool.'
The rest of males were snatching missions from the board, minus Nab who was still looking for the perfect one. Eventually, Elfman got so fed up that he broke the board and ran with it.
"It's a man thing to do!" He yelled at Mira as he ran out of the guild with the remaining missions.
"I wonder what that was about." Mira asked. Lisanna shrugged, Cana drank another barrel of alcohol and Erza continued eating her strawberry cake.
Max didn't want to explain that he gave the men until tomorrow to have the money ready for the sexy PVC figures of the Fairy Tail women because that would require him to tell them that he had sexy PVC figures of the Fairy Tail women. He doubted they would like that very much.
He was afraid of the girls. They could be scary when they wanted to be.
'I agree.' Warren stated in his mind, causing the male to let out of shriek.
"There!" Natsu stated as he slapped the money on the counter. "Now give me the Lucy figure."
"Actually," Max began nervously. "I already sold that one to Loke."
"WHAT?!" The dragon slayer roared as his whole body lite up on fire.
"I'M JUST KIDDING!" Max screamed and quickly pulled out the figurine. "Here it is sheesh."
Natsu narrowed his eyes at his guild mate before taking his new Lucy PVC figure. Gajeel laughed in the back and Natsu told him to shut up because he would have actually punched Max if he said he sold to Droy or Jet. Gajeel only snarled at him.
It seemed like most of the males were pleased with what they purchased. Gray bought Juvia's (which he claimed it was only for Lyon not to buy it, saying it wasn't right for other guild members to own other guild member merchandise: no one believed him), Gajeel bought Levy's (he insisted that if Levy would have known about this she would have wanted him to have it rather than Droy or Jet: no one believed him either) The Erza one had been shipped away to a mysterious buyer (cough-Jellal), Elfman bought the Evergreen figure (do I really need to say his reason; it's obviously the manly thing to do) and Laxus bought Mira's (he said he didn't want the demon to cry if she found out no one bought hers: Macao and Wakaba called bullshit and Happy agreed with his famous "Aye")
Just as everyone was getting ready to leave, Natsu grabbed his item and smashed it against the floor. Everyone was shocked but the fire mage only smiled.
"I don't need this weird figure to tell me I own Luce cause I already got her. The real Lucy is a lot better. I just didn't want anyone else imaging it was her. Lucy will always be mine and no one else's!"
A minute passed before Gray and Gajeel smirked. "Salamander has a point. These aren't real."
With that he let the thing drop to the floor as well, causing it to break into pieces.
"Even though it's nice not having this Juvia cling on to me, the original is always the best." Gray stated before his broke as well.
Soon, everyone was smashing their PVC figures. Poor Max looked like he was about to faint. Then everyone turned their heads to Laxus, the only who hadn't broken their figurine.
The lightening mage scoffed. "I paid 100,000 J for this thing. I'm keeping it."
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(Extended Ending)
"What's the deal Max?" Lucy whined. "I left Natsu and Happy alone in my bed. You know how worried I am that I'm going to return to a burned apartment?!"
"This better be important. I require my rest!" Erza snapped. The rest of the girls nodded and glared at shop keeper.
Max laughed nervously. "Actually, I called you all over to see my newest product for the Fairy Tail Souvenir shop. I think you're all going to like them."
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A/N: Thank you: XxFairyTail1, The Kishin Sesshomaru-Kurai, WaterDragonMaverick, RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley, Arvarna, melt0928, Shibue Miyuu, skelekc, zadabug98, obsessedwithnalu, shisoloveli, Ace101Mega, PerfectlyTeddy, ElemntalMiko12, Kit-Cat Star, I wanna Exceed, Animegal712, Karin Searim, RosesandRavens, EdelweissMoon, FDsecretart, and Arwen2712! If it wasn't for you guys reviewing my first Fairy Tail one-shot, I would have never been encouraged to continue writing. There was no way I couldn't do a bonus chapter for this one-shot. Thank you again.
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