And here's the first boss, Mr. L. He's suggested by Cloud Dreamer Girl (though I thought the suggestion would have come from someone else…). Not too much views though… I could have suspected that.
Well, let's read the story!
After the disclaimer.
Disclaimer: I do not own Mario or anything else of his series. I own myself though, and I also claim ownership on 'Luigi doesn't answer your questions'.
Boss-defeater, after a few days had passed and he finally gotten out of the bondage, finally neared the warp pipe he had wanted to enter. Thoughts of how he would glomp the bosses squirmed around in his head. That is, if he knew what glomping actually was.
"Hang on a second. What's glomping anyway?" Boss-defeater asked to nobody particular, and went to an internet café. Because everything can be found on the internet! Especially on Wikipedia, even if teachers don't like the site!
He activated the computer and internet, and typed on the keyboard 'Glomp wikipedia'. Once arriving at the site, he read the following words…
Glomp
A hug in the manner of a small child, similar to a bearhug but often including one or both legs as well as arms. Also a hug in which the hugger jumps and catches the victim by surprise or off-guard. Occasionally referred to as a cross between a running tackle and a bearhug.
"That's all?" Boss-defeater wondered. Just a jump and a hug with all limbs? That shouldn't be too hard, though he knew he should be careful. Not everyone liked surprises… For some reason, he had the feeling as if he forgot something in his plan. Maybe something that would happen before the glomp… But he shrugged it off, and shut off the computer. He then returned to the warp pipe, and jumped in… Screaming in the process of falling/being sucked in. Nobody said warp pipes are pleasant!
It was a wonderful day in the Mushroom Kingdom. Authors nor OC's were seen, and that meant good news. They would either destroy the world, or be part of some kind of plot that involved the destruction of the world. Usually. Sometimes it remained limited to Bowser simply kidnapping someone. And we all know what happens if Bowser kidnaps someone. Mario comes up, usually with his brother Luigi, and beats the crap out of him. Or simply presses a button, causing Bowser to fall. Either way, the kidnapped is saved. And the process resets itself every month.
Yes, it was a peaceful day, Luigi agreed with the narrator. Since the events of Luigi doesn't answer your questions, nothing too special happened.
He was reading peacefully a book. And not just a book, but a book that he had written himself. After that question session, he got tricked again into buying one of his own books. Hey, I said nothing TOO special happened, and this is not TOO special. Deal with the loophole. It was quite expensive, thus Luigi had started reading so the money wasn't completely wasted.
He could not have suspected that the bell would ring. Or who would stand behind it for that matter…
It was a rather hard job to get everything. In order to make his plan succeed, he had to go through multiple dimensions which contained Floro Sprouts. Then he still needed to find some shop where he could buy one. Of course, a brainwashing sprout is not exactly something you can buy in a shop, even if it's in some weird past dimension, thus he finally had to find it in trash can.
Don't ask me how he did all of the above. I, the narrator, can't know everything. He just did. But I can tell you why he would go through the trouble. After all, why do things the easy way, if you can do the hard way? Why do the hard way, when you can do the extremely hard way?
Boss-defeater patiently waited before the door. So this is where the famous brothers live… If it had been under other circumstances, he would have asked for a signature. In the corner of his eye, he saw one curtain moving… As if someone was seeing who was standing before the door. No huge problem, no one could figure out what he was planning by simply looking at him.
The door opened, revealing Luigi as the one who opened it. "No, I'm not wanting to do an interview. Now go away." Boss-defeater looked dumbfounded, as this was the last thing he had suspected what would be in his welcome greeting. He quickly regained his mind, and set his foot between the door and the doorway, preventing Luigi to close the door. Luigi was just busy figuring out why he couldn't close the door, when Boss-defeater planted the Floro Sprout on his head.
"Step 1: Done." Boss-defeater grimaced. Till he figured out he hadn't planned step 2. Luigi remained still, as if his mind was shut off. Which it probably was. But what should Boss-defeater do now? Just order random things?
"Err… Become Mr. L for the next ten minutes, then become yourself again?" Boss-defeater more asked than ordered. Lucky, that seemed to work. Boss-defeater quickly figured that out. How? Let's say getting zapped by green thunder helps out. Boss-defeater fell to the ground, injured and surprised by this reaction.
"Who are you?" Mr. L inquired, still in Luigi's clothes. Boss-defeater knew that Mr. L should be in his own clothes before glomping. Well, he had a feeling Mr. L should. "I said, who are you? And where's Dimentio? Where am I? Answer me, or I'll make you." His questions were in some form a relief for Boss-defeater. If Mr. L had been his real self, not the puppet of Count Bleck or Dimentio, this would have been more dangerous. How Boss-defeater knew about the two of them? One word: Books.
"Well, err… I found you here?" Boss-defeater responded, acting as if he had no role in this matter. It wasn't a real lie anyway, as in some way, Boss-defeater found Mr. L here. He slowly stood up, continuing to look at Mr. L so he could dodge a future attack.
"Hmm…" Mr. L seemed to think about something, not hesitating to waste time. The ten minutes would be soon over, and Boss-defeater would rather not go through the trouble of getting a Floro Sprout again. Suddenly, both of Mr. L's eyes widened. "What happened to the void?"
"Nuts…" Boss-defeater thought, shivering in fear. This wasn't going the right way…
"How long was I unconscious? Answer me!" Mr. L inquired, both of his hands starting to glow green. Boss-defeater staggered back, aware that any wrong move might shorten his life.
"I don't know! I just found you here!"
"That traitor Dimentio said that he would soon send the heroes on my way…" Mr. L turned around, seeing the brothers' house. He grinned, and walked inside of it.
"What have I done…?" Boss-defeater looked as Mr. L left. "I was so enthusiastic when I found out what I needed to do… That I forgot that bosses are dangerous…" He should have made sure Luigi was only at home. Now, through his actions, Mario could be killed… And that would be quite bad.
Only one option remained to do. Boss-defeater walked into the house, as sneakily as possible. He saw Mr. L, now in his masked-bandit outfit (who knew Luigi stored that outfit? And who knew Mr. L could change clothes so fast?), walking towards a door. Now would be the ideal time to glomp and prevent chaos…
With one big jump, Boss-defeater flew towards Mr. L, ready to hug him with all limbs.
That is, if Mr. L wasn't more experienced than Boss-defeater. He heard Boss-defeater coming and with a quick punch, slammed Boss-defeater onto floor, now standing near him.
"Trying to stop me?" Mr. L asked on a taunting way, while Boss-defeater cringed in pain. "Oh wait, you were trying to glomp me, weren't you?" All Boss-defeater could do, was nod. "A fanboy of mine? I should be pleased. But I've had enough trouble with all fangirls and fanboys already. Maybe I should make clear to all of you what happens when you mess with the Green Thunder!"
Boss-defeater could only watch as Mr. L's hands glowed green again. The glow became brighter and brighter, warning Boss-defeater that his life would soon be ended. Boss-defeater tried to stand up, but each time he did, Mr. L kicked him back to the ground. Was this it? The end of him?
It would have been, as Mr. L was just about to shoot thunder at him, which would mortally wound him. But, the ten minutes passed, and the Floro Sprout, hidden under Mr. L's cap, died and disappeared. Luigi recovered from the brainwashing, seeing the afraid Boss-defeater lying on the ground.
"What…? What was I doing? Oh yes, showing you the door. Err..." Luigi looked kind of awkward at his surroundings. "There." Without any single word, Boss-defeater ran for the door, on the way realizing what actually had happened. Luigi sighed, not realizing he was not wearing his normal clothes.
"What a strange fellow…" Luigi looked at the clock, seeing that it was quite late already. "I think I should wake up Mario…" He walked over to their room, walking quietly and slowly over to the sleeping Mario.
"Hey, bro… Wake up…" Mario slowly opened one eye, which was enough to open the other as he saw Mr. L standing before him.
Boss-defeater scratched behind his ear. What was that scream of fear? He shrugged it off, while walking back to the warp pipe. Next time, he should be a little more careful when trying to glomp a boss…
ARGH! I'm still no good at writing details! And the flow of the words… Where is it? I hope Mr. L wasn't OOC…
You wonder why I went this way with Mr. L? Because I wanted to be original. There are way too many stories that use Mr. L while he's in Castle Bleck…
Oh well, let's see what you'll suggest next! I hope to write at least three bosses…
