Writer: Yay! Chapter two! This was originally part of chapter one but, I just thought it was better if I split them up, y'know? OH! I also forgot to put in another little note at the end of the last chapter, when he's talkin bout becoming god of a new world I'm totally pointing at Death Note there. Bonus points to any one that got that!


"What the hell were you thinking? This is the kind of thing people without futures do! You're not one of those people, my son better not be!" My dad screeched. Jeez, it's not my fault the guy fought like a little girl. Why was I the one being yelled at anyways? This is all Naruto's fault! I knew I shouldn't have helped him…

"Well, how could I care about my future when I really couldn't give a shit about the present?" I replied nonchalantly. My father's face was burning with rage. I seriously thought he was going to pop a vein in his head. Would you like to hear how my awful plight began? Well, if you had been paying attention you would have read it. The moment I agreed to help Naruto I was doomed.

Earlier that day

I walked into school that day as I usually did. I came early so I could do homework I didn't care to do at home. I doubt I would have to do work at home when I get a job. So what's the point of doing work at home instead of at school where it should be done? Of course, no one would understand this logic because they all had the brain capacity of a squirrel.

I sat down at my desk in the middle of the rows of desks. I took out my algebra homework and set to work. Why algebra was the first class of the day who knows. Whoever assigned that needed to be shot! Or worse, experience a very slow and painful death…

Wow, I really was dark and depressing. Which honestly made no sense as to why I was so popular? Aren't the strong muscley guys who play football and the pretty girls whom carry around their prissy little dogs in pink purses the popular ones? Considering how popular vampires had become with Twilight it wasn't a big surprise.

Vampires were our thing you know? Then everyone stumbles upon this one book which was ok before it went all… popular. It was nice being able to strike up a conversation with some random person on the street about something. Whatever happened to the times where a person could do that freely? Maybe vampires going popular were a good thing then… What am I saying? You've gone crazy Sasuke!

I continued on with these senseless conversations with myself in my head. Occasionally, I'd mumble something. No one was around to hear me though. So it really wasn't a big deal. If you think about it nothing really is a big deal… Oh there I go again with my, very deep, thoughts of life and philosophy.

Pretty soon an hour had passed and almost all of the desks had been filled. I looked around looking for the blonde I was body guarding today. He hadn't shown up yet. The teacher walked in and began with the lesson. All the seats were filled except one.

Looks like he was a no show. This made my job easier. Now I don't have to worry about that moron clinging to me all day. I really don't feel like explaining this to a million people.

'Oh, no! Committing social suicide you say? Why I never thought of it that way! Maybe if I actually gave a damn I would have thought of that earlier you dumb ass!' I thought. Yeah, if anyone asked that's probably what I would've said. Harsh? Maybe. Deserved? Indeed.

"Hey Sasuke ~!" some blonde chick shouted as she sat down next to me at lunch. You'd think I'd have known these peoples names by now. Excuse me for not giving a damn. A couple other people, who I really don't feel like trying to name, joined me. They started up a conversation as I imagined becoming the god of a new world like I was planning.

"Hey Sasuke," Naruto smiled as he bounded up to the table. Every eye turned to stare at him except mine. "Um… can you scoot over so I can sit here?"

"Are you a dumb ass? I'd get out of here before Sasuke kicks your ass!" Blondie scoffed.

"Oh well I-," Naruto began.

"Why don't you just save us the trouble and get the fuck out of here!" the blonde chick said turning back to our little group. Man was she a bitch! I hate these stupid girls.

"Ok, I will. Let's go Naruto," I got up from my seat and walked away. I could tell their mouths were hanging open from the change in the oxygen levels in the air. Those oxygen whores.

"Is he leaving us for some loser (A/N: FFFF it's so cliché but y'know they're a bunch of retards anyways so whatever)?" a guy with black hair said breaking the silence. Sai I think his name was maybe? I walked away not wanting to cause a scene.

"Hey Sasuke-bastard, I'm real sorry about that!" Naruto trotted after me.

"Don't worry about it, give them a while, they'll totally forget it happened." Of course, me being the pessimist I am I had to look on the darker side of things. They'll probably forget it and come after me.

"So where do you want to eat?"

"Not hungry."

"Well ok… what do you want to do?"

"Don't care."

"Geeze, how can anybody like you? You're so… so…-,"

"Uncaring? A kill joy? Quiet? If you know, please enlighten me. I've been wondering the same thing," I barked.

"I was going to say moody but that works too." Naruto smiled. I rolled my eyes and continued outside. We walked in silence for a while. It would have been awkward if I actually cared.

The school was near a park so I guess we involuntarily went there. It was a nice park. There weren't a lot of people. It was a good place to just stop and think. It was a nice day too. Maybe we should have school outside. I would enjoy that.

"Hey Sasuke, what came first, the chicken or the egg?"

"What the fuck?" I stared at him with a why-the-hell-are-you-still-talking-to-me look.

"No one really knows! There had to be a chicken to lay the egg but then where did the chicken come form? It's a never ending chain! It's driving me crazy!" Naruto shouted in frustration tugging at his golden hair.

"Then stop thinking about it!"

"I can't!"

"Think about something else!"

"Like what?"

"I don't know you're the one with ADD!" It was quiet for a few minutes. That was the best times I had with this idiot. The silence was beautiful. The world would be a much better place if people just shut up. No, everyone has to be an oxygen whore. That's the way of the world.

"Hey Sasuke?" Naruto broke the beautiful silence.

"What now?" I groaned.

"Is it possible for God to make a boulder so large that even he couldn't lift it?" I flicked him in the head. "Ow! What was that for?"

"For being an idiot," with that said we continued our little walk.


"Hey Sasuke-bastard, can you help me study for that Chemistry test we have Thursday?" Naruto beamed after class let out. I looked away from what I was doing to give him a questioning glance. "I'm sort of failing. If I don't make a good grade I'm gonna have to retake the class." He explained twiddling his thumbs.

"What would I get in return?" I closed my book. I shoved it into my bag before hoisting it up onto my back. Damn, our books were heavy. So now the public school system is teaching the youth of the nation AND giving them back problems.

"Wait, now I gotta give you something in return? You're protecting me from Sakura for free! Why can't you help me with the test too?" He whined. He had a really loud voice. It was very annoying.

"No, I have my reasons for helping you. Otherwise I would have said no right off the bat." We exited the classroom and made our way down the hall.

"Uh let's see… I can get you ramen!" Naruto grinned.

"I already have ramen."

"Makes sense, everyone should have ramen." Naruto nodded in approval. He thought for a while. "Oh! I have porn!"

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of," I shook my head.

"Enough to last a few months," Naruto waggled his eyebrows.

"… Ok deal."

"Yes! So I guess I'll go home with you today and tomorrow and I should be able to pass! Dattebayo!" he pumped his fists in the air. I rolled my eyes at the oh so weaboo blonde next to me.

"You have to make at least a B though. Or else I'll tell Sakura you offered me porn," I smirked at the horrified look on his face.

"Y-you monster!" Naruto shouted.

"You best be ready to learn," I smirked. Why I was helping him I have no clue. Maybe it was out of boredom. I didn't have anything better to do. It might make Itachi get off my back about having some friends over. Of course, Naruto and I weren't friends. Oh no, that's crazy talk.

"Hey!" an angry shriek pulled Naruto and me out of our conversation. There was a tall brown haired guy leaning against the lockers snickering at the short pink haired girl in front of him.

"It was just a pat on the butt," he leaned close to her. I glanced over at Naruto. He had completely changed from happy go lucky blonde idiot to furious.

"Don't touch me," she warned.

"What like this?" He wrapped an arm around her waist bringing her body to rub against his. Man was this guy a jerk. What was with the red marks on his face anyways? Naruto sprung forward. He pulled Sakura off of the guy and behind him. I stuffed my hands in my pocket as I stood back to watch.

"She said back off," Naruto snarled. Most people would be worried, pull him away, and avoid a fight. I was quite amused by all of this so of course I was going to sit back and watch. I'd jump in if I have too. I'm not that horrible.

"Who're you?" the guy with tribal paint scowled.

"The guy that's telling you to back off her."

"Naruto, stop," Sakura grimaced.

"Shut up bitch, I want to hear what he has to say." Sakura opened her mouth to talk but before she could mutter a word Naruto punched the guy in the face. For once I wish I knew someone's name. It's kind of weird calling him the guy. I'm just going to refer to him as Tattoo.

Anyhow, Tattoo hit the ground. The students in the hall stopped what they were doing and crowded around the two. I was pushed back a few times. The idiots that touched me got a good shove in return though. I pushed my way to the front of the crowd.

Sakura stood there with her hands covering her mouth. Naruto had pinned Tattoo to the ground punching him repeatedly. With all the commotion a teacher was sure to come out. Meaning Naruto would get detention. If he was stuck in detention I couldn't help him study. If I don't help him study… that means I won't get the porn! I had to do something at this point.

"Stand back Sakura," I pushed Sakura back into the crowd before turning to Naruto. I linked my arms around his chest yanking him off of Tattoo.

"Let me go!" Naruto shouted.

"Naruto, calm down!" I pushed him up against the lockers. Tattoo sat up putting a finger to his nose. Blood was dribbling down his face. Naruto broke his nose. There's going to be some problem here.

"Sasuke," Naruto growled. I ignored him and turned to Tattoo.

"You, what's your name?" I had no idea what his name was! Calling him Tattoo was kind of weird. I kept picturing a couple of Russian girls which was not the case here.

"Kiba," he put his hand over his nose in a fail attempt to cover the blood.

"Well Kiba, don't mess with Sakura and you won't end up with a broken nose. Let's go Naruto." I released Naruto whom turned back around to glare at Kiba.

"You're one to talk," Kiba berated.

"Excuse me?" I gazed down on him questioningly. He stood up looking me straight in the eye.

"You got more bitches lining up then any one else here." I stood there gaping at him. I just couldn't grasp his stupidity. The crowd held their breath waiting to see what I'd do. I honestly wasn't about to take this shit.

I curled my hand into a fist and drew back. I unleashed the force I had stored up across his face. He hit the ground once again. I jumped on him throwing punches. A guy wearing glasses came out of the crowd. He kicked me off of Kiba hurdling me into the lockers. Naruto tackled Glasses to the ground.

I round house kicked Kiba making sure he stayed away from Naruto's fight. He swung at me but I easily dodged. He threw like a girl. Why I was the one fighting this guy was beyond me.

The fight continued on like that. Kiba would throw in a punch I would dodge or block it. Then give him a good kick. Naruto and Glasses were rolling around on the ground.

The crowd cheered. Sakura stood at the sidelines gaping at us. I caught a flash of blue out of my peripheral vision before I felt someone jump on my back. Whatever idiot was on my back started tugging on my hair. Kiba stepped back watching in shock. I reached back and tried to knock the person off but that didn't work out too well. I ended up spinning in circles like a chicken with its head chopped off.

"Get off him!" Sakura shouted before ripping the person off. I looked back to see a dark haired girl. Sakura now had her pinned to the ground hissing. Well, that's what it looked like for me. I turned back to Kiba.

"What is going on here?" a man with a scar across his nose and a brown ponytail shouted as he stormed out. Everyone in the crowd dispersed leaving us in the open.

"There goes my porn…"


Writer: Ok! Totally sucks yeah. Totally cliché, terrible writing, and I made my Kiba-kun a total asshole! I just wanna die. But, I do have a reason for it. So yeah, hopefully my writing will get better one of these days to actually have a good story. Uh… I feel like I was gonna say something else but I can't remember… OH! Sorry it took me so long to update. I had a majority typed out so I thought I would update it in like a week but that didn't exactly happen. Sorry, I'll try harder.