A few hours later…
I managed to get Jake home without him sneaking off. I have to stay on top of him and every move he makes because I don't need him getting himself into more trouble. I hope that he actually does what the doctors told him because I am exhausted.
I mean I did let him have his privacy. I mean I let him go to the bathroom by himself. I mean he can't get into that much trouble the mans insides look like a broken puzzle. I also have to remember this is Jake Peralta he gets himself into the weirdest situations and he is going to try to work on this case.
I did loose track of time though being lost in my own thoughts. It had been like 10 minutes since I had heard from Jake also he is being unusually quiet. He is usually in and out of the bathroom even though it does take him longer now that I make him wash his hands he also sings while he is going. Which I find really weird. I went and knocked on the door to check on him.
"Jake do you need anything? You are being way too quiet. You better not be thinking of sneaking out."
"Would I ever do a thing like that," he said. I know he is doing something so I opened the door.
I was not happy. He was trying to sneak out the window. I knew he would try something.
"Jacob Peralta, what in the hell do you think you are doing? You are getting back in here and going to bed."
"But Amy thats lame, I am useless when I am not working."
"You have orders from your doctor and Captain Holt to be useless as you are calling it. Go to bed now, I'll have Boyle update you once he gets to the 99 in the morning."
"Fine mom."
I am dealing with a 30 year old child. At least I am getting my practice of being a parent.
"I am going to pretend that you did not call me that, get to bed now Jake."
"Umm…Amy I going to need your help it was easier to get out."
I knew that he would get himself in trouble and I would have to help him. I don't have enough energy for this shit.
"Fine, lets get your big butt back through the window."
"Lets get your big butt back through the window the title of your sex tape."
I know he is trying to be funny but it is just pissing me off.
'We have been dating for three years that is really getting old."
"I'm sorry I couldn't resist."
It took about five minutes to get him back inside. I wish I was stronger though it would have been a lot quicker, or if Terry was here it would have taken 30 seconds or less. After I got him in I led him to the bedroom and made him lay down.
"OWWWWWWWWW." I didn't mean to hurt him but he is kind of getting what he deserved.
"Do you want your pain meds?"
"Nope i'm fine."
I know he is in pain. He hates medicine. He will admit it soon.
He reached for his phone and screamed in pain. I am not giving him a choice he is taking his meds.
"I am getting you the drugs."
"Fine."
I know he is miserable I know he wants to work and solve this case and I hate being the person that is telling him he can't.
"Jake take these," I handed him some of the pills they prescribed and a glass of water, "They will take away some of the pain and let you rest."
"Can't you at least give me orange soda to take these, you know I hate water."
"Jake just take the damn pills. You finished the orange soda when you put it on your Froot Loops."
"Fine. Bleh"
"Jake you need to grow up. Not everything comes in gummy form."
"Amy those things are amazing. I want you to have my babies."
If only you knew Peralta. If only you knew. Wait I am not ready for him to know. I have barely processed everything myself. I need to wait for him to get better before I tell him.
