When Helena Bertinelli and Dinah Lance-Queen arrived at the Birds of Prey Headquarters they saw Wally, Roy, and Dick on the ground. After a little while of them continuously falling out of their chairs Barbara just didn't care anymore.
"So what happened here?" asked Dinah.
"They had a bachelor party and got drunk, so Bruce brought them here."
"I thought you guys weren't going to have a bachelor and bachelorette party?" asked Dinah.
"It was a surprise or something like that."
Helena and Dinah looked at each other and said in unison, "BACHELORETTE PARTY!"
"We can't have a bachelorette party until we get this mission done."
"So what do you got for us?" asked Helena.
"Ok so the man you took down was George "Big G" Manson. He runs a prostitution ring and drug ring in the east end. Lately he has been receiving large amounts of money in an offshore account from some unknown dealer."
"So who is he getting the money from?"
"Well I traced back the deposit and it is from someone by the alias of "The Boss."
"Maroni." Helena said under her breath.
"Yes. Maroni has been paying Manson off for some reason. Can you two get information on why Maroni has been paying Manson off?"
"Did I hear Maroni?" came a voice from the corner. It was Dick.
"Yes Dick you did hear Maroni." Replied Barbara.
"Let me go with you."
"No Dick you are still hung-over and you're too close to this."
"I'm not hung-over anymore look." Dick stood up and stood on one foot. As he did this he put both his hands out and touched his left index finger to his nose and his right index finger to his nose. He did this to prove he wasn't drunk anymore, and he succeeded in doing so without wobbling or falling down. Barbara bit her bottom lip in thought. After a little bit she decided what to do about him.
"Fine. Suit up." Dick was about to celebrate and put on his Nightwing alias when she stopped him.
"But…"
"But what? I proved I wasn't drunk anymore."
"I don't want you to go beyond what you have to do to get information. I want you in the background waiting if Black Canary or Huntress needs help. I don't want you getting the information; I'm having them get that. You are just back-up. You understand?"
She said the last part under her breath. "And I don't want you hurt."
Dick agreed to Barbara's demand and suited up.
Thirty minutes after they left to go get information Roy and Wally woke up.
"Oh my head is killing me," Roy said holding his head.
"Tell me about it," Wally said trying to stand up, but failing.
"That's what drinking will do to you boys," Barbara said facing her computer.
"How did we get here? The last thing I remember is Dick getting up on stage to sing, but then he pulled off his shirt and tried to jump into the crowd, but fell on his face." Roy said, finally giving up on trying to get up.
"Bruce brought you here so I could babysit you." Barbara replied.
Wally finally succeeded in getting up and stumbled over to a mirror in the bathroom.
"What the heck! I have a penis drawn on my forehead! Who did this?"
"Dick drew that on you when you got here." Barbara said still facing her computer with a smile forming on her face.
"And you didn't stop him!"
"Couldn't."
"Dang it he wrote it in sharpie. I'm going to kill him! You hear that Dickie-Bird I'm coming for you where ever you are in this labyrinth. Seriously Babs how do you get around this place it is so confusing and really dark."
"First of all you are facing a wall closing your eyes that's why it's dark. Second Dick isn't here."
"What? Where did Dickie-Bird go?" Roy said in a whiny voice.
"He went on a mission with Black Canary and Huntress. Apparently he has a higher tolerance for boos than you two do."
There was a loud noise that came from the bathroom.
"Waalllyyyy. What did youuuu doooo?" Roy sang out still a little drunk. He went in there and saw yellow stuff in the sink and Wally on the ground.
"Wally, bro, you epically missed the toilet. You freakin'peed in the sink!"
Barbara heard this and just face palmed and shook her head.
Under her breath she said," You guys are going to pay for this later."
Barbara was about to yell at them when she got an incoming call on her computer. She answered it and it was Huntress.
"O."
"Yes H."
"We went to one of Nightwing's informant that has been keeping tabs on Maroni and this Tony Zucco guy and when we were talking to him a sniper shot him. He's dead. Seems that somebody doesn't want him talking."
"Alright. Where's BC and Nightwing?"
"Black Canary and Nightwing are going after the sniper and- "
"O!"
"Yes Dick."
"The guy who killed my informant."
"Yes."
"It wasn't Maroni and his men it was Jason."
To Be Continued...
