Light Ryuzaki Show

Episode 2: Unfinished business

L: (in the bathroom facing the camera towards him) Today I'll be tuning into the daily life of Light Yagami. I actually find his life a bit too perfect and it's quite fascinating yet boring. (Walks slowly out bathroom and faces camera to the hallway) Here I go. Right now Light-kun should be in his room. (Walks down the hall slowly and opens Light's door quietly and slowly)

Light: (sitting on the bed not facing the door doing something)

L: Light-kun.

Light: (jumps and turns) Hey! Get OUT! (Throws a pillow at L)

L: (dodges and camera goes out of control) Why? What are you doing Light-kun?

Light: None of your business! Close the door! I'll be right out to start the show!

L: The show has already started and it's all about the daily life of you Light-kun.

Light: Well give me some time to get ready then.

L: Whatever you say Light-kun. (closes door)

Light: (comes out a few minutes later) Now you're going to be doing the show about me the whole day?

L: Just for a few minutes...Or more.

Light: (sighs) I need my space L...

L: Well personal space does not exist in my world.

Light: (mumbles) I can see that..

L: Now calm down Light-kun, it's only for a while.

Light: A while is a very long time in your world isn't it?

L: You're quite right Light-kun

Light: So with that being said this episode is over!

L: Well that's not right!

Light: Now give me the camera Ryuzaki! (Reaches for camera)

L: (pulls it away) No! I want to do this episode how I want!

Light: NO WAY! You're not gonna take a video of my daily life!

L: Yes..I will!

Light: You won't!

(Camera moves around uncontrolably and crashes into the floor staying still)

Light: (him walking up to the camera and then he picks it up) Sorry Ryuzaki. (Smirks at camera and turns it off)