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Pai was carefully measuring the amount of liquid he needed for his potion when Taruto strolled into the lab. "Taruto, get out." Taruto was surprised. "How'd you know I was here?" he said just as he knocked over a beaker. Luckily it was empty but it still shattered upon hitting the floor.

Pai looked over angrily. "Don't knock over anymore-" Crack! The sound of two more beakers falling interrupted his speech. "Stop knocking into the-" Crack! "I said-" Crack!

Pai lost it. "GET. OUT. NOW." Taruto hastily walked back through the door, leaving something behind as he did. Pai pretended not to notice the colorful slip of paper, but his curiosity overwhelmed him and he picked up the paper. What he saw on it made his blood boil. "TARUTO!"

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Kisshu and Taruto were planning the next step of their plan when they heard Pai's enraged shriek. "Guess he finally took a look at that paper." said Kisshu, snickering. "Now he's going to kill you."

Taruto scowled. "Why are you so good at Rock-Paper-Scissors? Can't you lose for once?"

Kisshu just laughed when they heard Pai shout again. "TARUTO! YOU BETTER GET HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!" Taruto looked scared while Kisshu listened to Pai rant. "I never thought he would lose it like this. Oh wait, I did." He said thoughtfully as he teleported after Taruto.

Kisshu looked at the scene before him. Pai's eyes were almost on fire, and he seemed to be trying to burn Taruto with them. "What is the meaning of this?" He growled. The 'this' was a slip of paper that pictured Pai and Lettuce kissing. Kisshu smiled; his drawing skills were pretty great.

Taruto cowered before Pai's rage, and Pai started to yell again. Kisshu smiled even more and grabbed the first bag of food he could reach. He started popping the food into his mouth, when he realized this wasn't just food. It was a bag of Taruto's candy!

Kisshu instantly felt the sugar in the candy race through his body. He looked down at the bag's label and saw that it read 'Sour Bombs'. Oh no… he thought. I must've popped at least 5 into my mouth!

The aliens were a little more sensitive to sugar, and Kisshu could tell that it wasn't a little sensitive. It was a whole lot more sensitive. His limbs felt energized, and he unwillingly teleported. Kisshu found himself in a room. Luckily, there was nothing in it, so nothing broke while he bounced off the walls like a rocket.

Meanwhile Kisshu tried to wear off the sugar rush, Pai was still yelling at Taruto. Eventually, Pai stopped for a millisecond, and Taruto took the opportunity to teleport out. "Taruto! Get back here!" He heard Pai shout while the air rippled around him.

Taruto just happened to teleport where Kisshu was. He felt the breath get knocked out of him as Kisshu bounced into him. "What are you doing?" Taruto asked.

Kisshu didn't answer. Or he did, but he couldn't be heard from the speed he was bouncing at.

Taruto got it a moment later. "The great Kisshu ate candy!" He yelled just as the sugar wore off. Kisshu coughed and glared at Taruto.

"Why do you leave your bags of candy everywhere?" He asked Taruto.

"Because I always want to have some candy wherever I go."

"I swear I saw one in my bathroom yesterday."

"So?"

Kisshu sighed and didn't argue any further. Instead, he started to plan the next step of Operation Fish-Pie.

"Taruto, remember Pai's room?"

"So what about it? All's that's in there is a bunch of notes, his bed and some technical stuff."

"Not that room, his secret room. The one he doesn't let us go into. What could possibly be so interesting that he won't let us go in? He's not usually that secretive." Kisshu said, hoping Taruto would get the point.

"Well, maybe he changed." Taruto said, missing the point by a mile. Kisshu snorted. "I mean we should sneak into that room and see what's inside. Maybe something in that room will make Pai admit his feelings."

Taruto looked confused. "Can't you just teleport in the room?" He asked Kisshu. Kisshu shook his head. "Pretty sure Pai put a teleportation blocker in that room. Otherwise I would've already been there."

"Good point. So what's our plan?"

"You distract Pai, while I try to disable the teleportation blocker or break into the room. Then-"

"Why do I have to be the one who distracts Pai?" Taruto pouted.

"Because he's already mad at you, runt. Anyways, after I get into the room I'll teleport to where you are, help you get away from Pai and tell you what I found. Understand?"

"Sure. You'll be practicing what you've done for years, breaking into a room, while I go get Pai even more mad at me and risk my neck. Then you'll go into the room while I'm being chased by Pai, laugh at whatever's inside and forget about me completely."

"Glad you understand. Now let's go!"

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"Pai…" Taruto said, walking into his lab. Pai looked at Taruto coldly. "Yes?" He asked in a monotone voice.

"Uh… That picture wasn't my idea!" Taruto said, thinking quickly.

Pai crossed his arms. "If it wasn't you, then who would it be? Kisshu? Come to think of it-"

The sound of shattering glass interrupted his train of thought. "TARUTO!" Pai yelled as the young alien teleported away.

Kisshu, meanwhile, was humming to himself as he hacked Pai's device. "And to think he was the smartest alien here! If he was so smart, why'd he choose such an easy to hack device?" He said to himself out loud as the device beeped and deactivated.

Kisshu teleported into the room. What he saw made him gape. "What in Deep Blue's name is this?"

And because I love cliffhangers I stop it here! Also because I'm brainstorming up ideas for what could POSSIBLY be in Pai's secret room. I like that people actually do read it! Till next time, Mew Shadowfang out!